Gerrard is bang average. Get him out of the England team.

[Billy Goat Sverige]

[koolkat]

Whether Gerard plays for England or not is a moot point. England are rubbish.

England being 4th in the FIFA rankings makes even less sense than selling RvP to Manure.

[Fred Killah]

The no forehead having c**t.

[Classic Jorge]

[BK]

[Classic Jorge]

He has all the natural talent in the world enabling to rifle in 30 yard shots yet cant play a simple weighted lay off pass to somebody else in midfield.

He's virtually devoid of any tactical acumen, even though he's played every game when fit for the last twelve years and is a senior international footballer.

It's basically as if he's either not actually been coached for his entire career or he's too thick to take any instructions in.

[Luis Anaconda]

[BK]

over the last 7 odd yrs cannot be overstated. A genuinely brilliant player.

[Classic Jorge]

He's some sort of pseudo-Racean figure pinging them in at Melchester Park in his own little foreheadless head

[Classic Jorge]

In fact, if you were to pick a team he would not be in it.

[BK]

[Luis Anaconda]

[Classic Jorge]

$tevie Ghee would probably be down somewhere amongst the Alou Diarras, just above the Christian Poulsons and the people that refer to footballers as pluralses.

[Classic Jorge]

I have a half written post somewhere about the English national team being hamstrung by the fact that half of their players have 'Racean' complexes.

Whilst it does prove the point that you should never write on an ether and benzydrine binge I do feel I began to nudge some fairly central truths around the 800 word mark.

[BK]

shall agree to disagree psycho paul, good day.

(On the real, Gerrard not being one of liverpool's greatest EVER midfielders, nonsense)

[Classic Jorge]

[BK]

[sodd]

[Classic Jorge]

[Remi Garde]

[sodd]

The internet drew a big blank for me as well, Remi.
http://www.awimb.com/images/smiley_icons/hide.gif
A gymnast and a dentistry expert was the extent of my investigation.

[Classic Jorge]

Here he is, in all his people-having-far-too-in-depth-conversations-mid-shot glory

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/03/25/article-1164599-04141516000005DC-425_468x316.jpg

[Remi Garde]

Two wonderful teams.

[sodd]

:doh: :headinhandsmoment:

Bloody Roy Race. If you'd added an 'esque' I'd have been laughing.
Git.

[sodd]

[The Rob2]

"average" is kidding themselves