To think that one of my most brilliant poems was composed for Van Pissflap >>

[Herbette Chapman - aged 15]

Oh Robin van Persie
If your first name were Percy
the, the Lord have mercy,
you'd be Percy van Persie

[Selkey - Wenger's hairpiece is a masterstroke]

[3rd Generation Gooner]

[Ashberto]

[Selkey - Wenger's hairpiece is a masterstroke]

[Ashberto]

[Herbette Chapman - aged 15]

to work it out for yourself.