R.I.P Max Bygraves he's gonna tell God a little story

[Mad Frankie Staplegun]

I said to the wife, Guess what I heard in the pub?
They reckon the milkman has made love to every woman in this road except one.
And she said,



I'll bet it's that stuck up Phyllis at number 23.

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[Hendon Gooner (Only Easy Day Was Yesterday))]

Our family were so poor - we couldn't afford cutlery.... dinner used to take an hour and a half - eating soup....

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