Roll out the Carroll, we'll have a Carroll of fun!

[Harry Balls]

Just had that sung to me incessently, despite my hoping at each answer of my mobile it would stop. Spammer friends are for life, not just xmas. Unfortunately.

[Luis Anaconda]

Knees up mother Brown West Ham're going down

[Harry Balls]

For once, you say?

[Luis Anaconda]

[Bergkamp's Brain]

drown