View Full Version : You know when women complain about men pissing on the seat and floor
Monty91
08-29-2012, 03:14 PM
I think they're under the misapprehension that we blithely wave our dicks about whilst we're pissing, not giving a **** where we're spraying.
In fact, a more accurate way to describe what happens is to compare the ***** with a nozzle at a petrol station. However much you shake the thing, there is always a little bit of drippage when you withdraw.
The Yield
08-29-2012, 03:15 PM
Monty91
08-29-2012, 03:16 PM
Classic Jorge
08-29-2012, 03:16 PM
halfsharkalligatorhalfman
08-29-2012, 03:18 PM
Bergkamp's Brain
08-29-2012, 03:20 PM
Monty91
08-29-2012, 03:21 PM
during a shagging session. Unfortunately I forgot to remove the condom when I sat down, sensed something weird was going on mid-flow, looked down into the bowl and saw a fully blown up johnny filled with my piss. Panicked, stood up and ripped the thing off, piss everywhere, all over the floor and over me. A ten minute clean up job and shower later, I returned to the room to find my bedmate fully dressed, handbag on shoulder and ready to leave http://www.awimb.com/images/smiley_icons/frown.gif
The A*ntöniö
08-29-2012, 03:21 PM
i could see that it was going to overflow (didn't realise it was blocked), but this shiny empty one next to me was gagging for it. So I attempted the transfer ... i went p!ss stream first, quick sudden change of angle, then a quick sidestep step, thus minimising any spillage. i was quitely satisfied with the transfer and wore a smug look on my face on the way of the gents imo.
Trixie Popsicle
08-29-2012, 03:23 PM
halfsharkalligatorhalfman
08-29-2012, 03:23 PM
Of course a quick clench of the necessary muscles would have allowed you to gracefully maneuver to the next urinal without any spillage at all http://www.awimb.com/images/smiley_icons/smile.gif
Classic Jorge
08-29-2012, 03:24 PM
There's Something About Maury?
The A*ntöniö
08-29-2012, 03:24 PM
?
Maravilloso Marvo
08-29-2012, 03:24 PM
As I clean my own flat, I like to minimise risk of spillage. Plus it is much more comfortable imo, I like a sit down and a rest. The exception of course is in public toilets.
Billy Goat Sverige
08-29-2012, 03:25 PM
leads to pissing on myself.
halfsharkalligatorhalfman
08-29-2012, 03:25 PM
your 'necessary muscle-groups' just weren't up to scratch. There is no shame in this Antonio, just a bit more working out required.
Monty91
08-29-2012, 03:25 PM
Classic Jorge
08-29-2012, 03:26 PM
http://mysocalledtvblog.files.wordpress.com/2012/06/butters-urinal.jpg
Luis Anaconda
08-29-2012, 03:26 PM
sitting is the preferable option to splashing everywhere
http://www.banterist.com/archivefiles/images/germantoilet.jpg
The A*ntöniö
08-29-2012, 03:27 PM
muscle. the adventure of the transfer seemed more risqué. i live dangerously. and the sense of achievement afterwards was v v rewarding imo.
Maravilloso Marvo
08-29-2012, 03:27 PM
I am an organised and tidy person so my flat is rarely messy. And I like to clean myself so I know it is done properly and to my exacting standards. I am thinking I may struggle to live with someone again in the future.
Classic Jorge
08-29-2012, 03:27 PM
Billy Goat Sverige
08-29-2012, 03:28 PM
My trousers aren't around my ankles.
Monty91
08-29-2012, 03:28 PM
Bergkamp's Brain
08-29-2012, 03:28 PM
glwtpimo http://www.awimb.com/images/smiley_icons/hehe.gif
Monty91
08-29-2012, 03:29 PM
halfsharkalligatorhalfman
08-29-2012, 03:29 PM
you treated yourself to some kind of reward after your astonishing feat. A badge, perhaps?
Luis Anaconda
08-29-2012, 03:31 PM
It isn't pleasant
redgunamo
08-29-2012, 03:32 PM
Monty91
08-29-2012, 03:32 PM
Maravilloso Marvo
08-29-2012, 03:32 PM
a big dribble comes out.
Monty91
08-29-2012, 03:32 PM
Bergkamp's Brain
08-29-2012, 03:32 PM
which usually finds its way out as soon asd you pop your knob back in your underwear?
redgunamo
08-29-2012, 03:34 PM
It's either this or eat lots of Sauerkraut.
Billy Goat Sverige
08-29-2012, 03:34 PM
out every last drop.
Witharby 2-3 weeks
08-29-2012, 03:35 PM
Monty91
08-29-2012, 03:35 PM
I reckon he thinks the pheromones attract women
Monty91
08-29-2012, 03:36 PM
redgunamo
08-29-2012, 03:39 PM
Bergkamp's Brain
08-29-2012, 04:18 PM
redgunamo
08-29-2012, 04:29 PM
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