You know when women complain about men pissing on the seat and floor

[Monty91]

I think they're under the misapprehension that we blithely wave our dicks about whilst we're pissing, not giving a **** where we're spraying.

In fact, a more accurate way to describe what happens is to compare the ***** with a nozzle at a petrol station. However much you shake the thing, there is always a little bit of drippage when you withdraw.

[The Yield]

[Monty91]

[Classic Jorge]

[halfsharkalligatorhalfman]

[Bergkamp's Brain]

[Monty91]

during a shagging session. Unfortunately I forgot to remove the condom when I sat down, sensed something weird was going on mid-flow, looked down into the bowl and saw a fully blown up johnny filled with my piss. Panicked, stood up and ripped the thing off, piss everywhere, all over the floor and over me. A ten minute clean up job and shower later, I returned to the room to find my bedmate fully dressed, handbag on shoulder and ready to leave http://www.awimb.com/images/smiley_icons/frown.gif

[The A*ntöniö]

i could see that it was going to overflow (didn't realise it was blocked), but this shiny empty one next to me was gagging for it. So I attempted the transfer ... i went p!ss stream first, quick sudden change of angle, then a quick sidestep step, thus minimising any spillage. i was quitely satisfied with the transfer and wore a smug look on my face on the way of the gents imo.

[Trixie Popsicle]

[halfsharkalligatorhalfman]

Of course a quick clench of the necessary muscles would have allowed you to gracefully maneuver to the next urinal without any spillage at all http://www.awimb.com/images/smiley_icons/smile.gif

[Classic Jorge]

There's Something About Maury?

[The A*ntöniö]

?

[Maravilloso Marvo]

As I clean my own flat, I like to minimise risk of spillage. Plus it is much more comfortable imo, I like a sit down and a rest. The exception of course is in public toilets.

[Billy Goat Sverige]

leads to pissing on myself.

[halfsharkalligatorhalfman]

your 'necessary muscle-groups' just weren't up to scratch. There is no shame in this Antonio, just a bit more working out required.

[Monty91]

[Classic Jorge]

http://mysocalledtvblog.files.wordpress.com/2012/06/butters-urinal.jpg

[Luis Anaconda]

sitting is the preferable option to splashing everywhere

http://www.banterist.com/archivefiles/images/germantoilet.jpg

[The A*ntöniö]

muscle. the adventure of the transfer seemed more risqué. i live dangerously. and the sense of achievement afterwards was v v rewarding imo.

[Maravilloso Marvo]

I am an organised and tidy person so my flat is rarely messy. And I like to clean myself so I know it is done properly and to my exacting standards. I am thinking I may struggle to live with someone again in the future.

[Classic Jorge]

[Billy Goat Sverige]

My trousers aren't around my ankles.

[Monty91]

[Bergkamp's Brain]

glwtpimo http://www.awimb.com/images/smiley_icons/hehe.gif

[Monty91]

[halfsharkalligatorhalfman]

you treated yourself to some kind of reward after your astonishing feat. A badge, perhaps?

[Luis Anaconda]

It isn't pleasant

[redgunamo]

[Monty91]

[Maravilloso Marvo]

a big dribble comes out.

[Monty91]

[Bergkamp's Brain]

which usually finds its way out as soon asd you pop your knob back in your underwear?

[redgunamo]

It's either this or eat lots of Sauerkraut.

[Billy Goat Sverige]

out every last drop.

[Witharby 2-3 weeks]

[Monty91]

I reckon he thinks the pheromones attract women

[Monty91]

[redgunamo]

[Bergkamp's Brain]

[redgunamo]