How about Shrek (Rooney) to the Emirates?

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http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/transfer-news/wayne-r ooney-fears-manchester-united-1284302?utm_source=twitterfeed &utm_medium=twitter (http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/transfer-news/wayne-rooney-fears-manchester-united-1284302?utm_source=twitterfeed&utm_medium=twitter)

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/08/27/article-0-14B07761000005DC-136_468x578.jpg

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[KACB]

Team-mate Nani, who was left out of United’s squad against Fulham, could soon be on his way to Zenit St Petersburg in a £22m deal as contract talks stalled.

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