The Secret Footballer berrrrrrrrrrrrlatantly doesn't exist, imo.

[Monty91]

[Paul Vaessen's moment of glory]

[Ashberto]

http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/video/2012/aug/22/i-am-th e-secret-footballer-video (http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/video/2012/aug/22/i-am-the-secret-footballer-video)

[Paul Vaessen's moment of glory]

[Ashberto]

It's on the film. http://www.awimb.com/images/smiley_icons/shrug.gif

[Paul Vaessen's moment of glory]

[Ashberto]

but she seems to chuck the gun away over the back of the car.

Or something like that. There may be a few finer points that need working on.

[Paul Vaessen's moment of glory]

[Ashberto]

there's your motive sitting right next to him.

[redgunamo]

It's a pointless exercise if he's not going to name either himself or the people he's talking about.

Can't have it both ways, imo.