I nearly bought the away kit yesterday.

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

Not for myself you understand.

Thing is, home kit and away kit right beside each other, the choice was simple. It is really quite a pleasant thing as football kits go for those who wear them.

Didn't in the end.

[Peter]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

I am married, forsake all others etc.

Honestly, away kit. Got away with it in the end. Settled on some wrist / sweat bands.