I'm off to the historic footballing cauldron of Guiseley AFC tonight

[Classic Jorge]

Chances are that I'll fall right out of love with this top flight nonsense and spent the rest of my life idolising a sheet metal worker called Dave who once played for Notts County's reserves but 'got too much into the beer and birds and never made the grade'.

http://i.ytimg.com/vi/geVt26IsbII/0.jpg

*sigh*

[Paul Davis' Left Hook]

[Classic Jorge]

I notice that they play in spurs' colours :-/

[Paul Davis' Left Hook]