What is the average life expectancy of a daddy longlegs?

[Peeler]

I have one circling the light at present and dontreally want to kill him, especially if he'll be popping his clogs soon anyway http://www.awimb.com/images/smiley_icons/rubchin.gif

[Nicosia Gooner]

[Chief Arrowhead]

So if he tells you what day he was born you could figure it out from there.

[Herr Floyd - PEGIDA]

[Ashberto]

They're flying spiders, basically. :shudder:

[bostonbrian]

[Nicosia Gooner]

[Ashberto]

I sometimes leave their webs in the corners of the high ceilings to catch the vile daddy long legs that clatter and rattle into to the place on the warm late-summer and autumn evenings. It saves me rolling up an old TV guide and goin' a-hunting.

[Ashberto]

Not the ones in Oz, of course, which are a reason never to go to the devil's own continent.

[Peeler]

its actually a fruit

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[Ashberto]

You got that off QI

[Nicosia Gooner]

[Ashberto]

But only metaphorically.

[Harry Balls]

[Mack]

[Nicosia Gooner]