I look forward to Leighton Baines snapping glass ankles in half. Thats all.

[East Upper for Supper]

[Hendon Gooner (Only Easy Day Was Yesterday))]

[East Upper for Supper]

[PSRB]

A Tony Hibbert/Neville or whomever it is that plays on that side at CB.....

I do think they might stick Heitinga on a man marking job

[Guns 'n' Roses]

[Guns 'n' Roses]

[East Upper for Supper]

[PSRB]

is not much else

[Hendon Gooner (Only Easy Day Was Yesterday))]

Talk about bad luck..for the bear....one of the only 150 left in Norway...

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-19288749

[Luis Anaconda]

particularly at Goodison - I remember United going down to 9 men in one

[Supermac1976]

http://youtu.be/5gZCjMjoilo

I've always known they were strange up in Trondheim but no that strange.

[Steve-OH]

[PSRB]

Moyes and Ferguson get on and there are a few United fans at Everton.....as I particularly like reminding someone that it's his team's fault United didn't win the league

Happy 30th Phil http://www.awimb.com/images/smiley_icons/smile.gif

[Guns 'n' Roses]

of moose - it's fackin lethal, you hit won of those at 90 km/hr and it's like hitting another car. I've driven that road a bunch of times.

Nearly hit a bambi in Sweden last week. Avoided the mum, but then came little bambi kid too. Extremely close. Funny, those animals try an get away, the moose apparently have not developed a fear for cars.

[Luis Anaconda]

[Guns 'n' Roses]

Let's get it right...A List of 5 for Brian Reade/Babbacoombe/Barratt/Reg/That cart Aldridge

1. Your cup win just means your piss-streaked chamois leather gridded manager will get the chance to spunk more money on average players and you'll still finish lower than 4th. Celebrate that if you will. Carts.

2. Suarez is a cart. You lot, however, are far bigger Carts for defending him with your claims to be socio-linguistics experts and Zapruder tape style analysis of the handshake - if you watch it from this angle, you can see Evra's hand go back and to the left. Carts. By the way, his league goals have cost 1.8 million a pop and you still claim he's better than Rooney, van Persie and Adebayor. Carts.

3. You have not won a victory against 'the media, the FA and their conspiracies'. Half of the media are composed of your ex-players and lifelong supporters. If it had been Everton in the 'Racist Buck-Toothed ****' affair we would have been slaughtered, given a points deduction and you would have been given 4th place for emotional trauma. Yet you act as though Suarez is your own buck-toothed Rosa Parks. Carts.

4. Your genius of a manager, the King of the Golden Streams, has spent a fortune ensuring you won a cup every other one of the 'big four/six/seven/however many is needed to make you part of it' treats with contempt. He's also dropped 16 points at home and your 53 million strikeforce and 50 million midfield has scored THREE more goals than us in the league. Some fúcking genius. Carts.

5. You will always be wall pushing, non-apologising, own-fan-ticket-robbing, cheating, diving, whingeing, paving slab dropping, 'in bed asleep at the time' claiming, justice for Bulgarian waiters/innocent Italians denying, ****e poetry loving, nonsensical bedsheet branding, faeces flinging, pocket-pissing, spousal-abusing, female beating, conspiracy theorising, arl man up the arse-kicking, Shankly-shunning, nurse-pissing, piss-drinking, pre-emptive DJ ****ting, ambulance rocking, racism-denying, history revising, urinal smashing, telly-clapping, ex-player on twitter abusing, Youtube eye-swivelling, 4th is the 'new title' claiming, upside down scarf waving, ****e on the wall smearing, shame lacking, offence taking, ref baiting & ref influencing hypocritical and , above all, murdering Carts.*

*No. We'll never let you forget.

[PSRB]

[Jenko -EE27]