I explained it like this to my girlfriend this morning

[Maravilloso Marvo]

"Do you know who Robin van Persie is?"
"No"
"He is our best player"
"Okay"
"Do you know who Manchester United are?"
"No, oh wait yes I do"
"Well we have just sold Robin van Persie to them"
"Why would you do that?"
"Erm..."

I am taking her to the Sunderland game on Saturday. I feel sorry for those sitting around me.

[PSRB]

[Steve-OH]

[Bergkamp's Brain]

no giving her access to Awimb

[Maravilloso Marvo]

from my internet history... Erm.

[Mack]

[Bergkamp's Brain]

It appears the warning signs were there from very early on

[Maravilloso Marvo]

[Maravilloso Marvo]

And this was before in private browsing was invented.

[Bergkamp's Brain]

[Maravilloso Marvo]

From day 1 doesn't it?

[Classic Jorge]

[Maravilloso Marvo]

If she inadvertently types "A" into the address bar and Chrome takes you straight to Awimb and you are intrigued, it is hardly trawling through internet history.

[Bergkamp's Brain]

I can only think of the its a work laptop and I need to keep my work account secure. I can't think of anything else.

[Classic Jorge]

Not to mention 'amputee scat adventures'

[Maravilloso Marvo]

[redgunamo]

unusually keen interest in your life; not because she believes you have something to hide, but because she knows you don't.

Two-way street and a' that.

[Maravilloso Marvo]

[Mack]

http://www.awimb.com/fudforum/index.php?S=bece8eb9d0437f5ef5 cdda2449743f20&SQ=a24e9ed5000a517034cc5e388b3dc69e&t =search&srch=girlfriend&btn_submit=Search&field= all&forum_limiter=&search_logic=AND&sort_order=D ESC&author=Marvellous+Marve (http://www.awimb.com/fudforum/index.php?S=bece8eb9d0437f5ef5cdda2449743f20&SQ=a24e9ed5000a517034cc5e388b3dc69e&t=search&srch=girlfriend&btn_submit=Search&field=all&forum_limiter=&search_logic=AND&sort_order=DESC&author=Marvellous+Marve)

[71 Guns - channeling the spirit of Mr Hat]

Two 'ls'.

[Guns 'n' Roses]

[Mack]

http://www.awimb.com/fudforum/index.php?S=bece8eb9d0437f5ef5 cdda2449743f20&SQ=a24e9ed5000a517034cc5e388b3dc69e&t =search&srch=girlfriend&btn_submit=Search&field= all&forum_limiter=&search_logic=AND&sort_order=D ESC&author=Marvellous+Marve (http://www.awimb.com/fudforum/index.php?S=bece8eb9d0437f5ef5cdda2449743f20&SQ=a24e9ed5000a517034cc5e388b3dc69e&t=search&srch=girlfriend&btn_submit=Search&field=all&forum_limiter=&search_logic=AND&sort_order=DESC&author=Marvellous+Marve)

[redgunamo]

[Maravilloso Marvo]

So far so good.