So, What precisely are these three demands of Bendtner ?

[PET]

[Maravilloso Marvo]

[Death]

[Ergy]

[Dutch Gooner]

from an american site http://www.awimb.com/images/smiley_icons/shrug.gif

http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/soccer-dirty-tackle/nicklas-be ndtner-three-demands-prospective-clubs-must-meet-011612000-- sow.html#more-id (http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/soccer-dirty-tackle/nicklas-bendtner-three-demands-prospective-clubs-must-meet-011612000--sow.html#more-id)

[Supermac1976]

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/08/02/article-2182663-14578F27000005DC-60_196x390.jpghttp://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/08/02/article-2182663-14578E03000005DC-232_196x390.jpg

And a guarantee his new club shop stocks his jewellery - http://www.bendtnerjewellery.com/ Yes that really is his.

And the discos obviously. http://www.awimb.com/images/smiley_icons/hehe.gif

Oh & a supply of mannequins. bet the dirty fecker gets a hard on just from the opening bars of Nothing's Gonna Stop Us Now by Starship.

**** that's four, oh well the thick **** probably can't count.

[The Rob2]

[Mack]

http://i682.photobucket.com/albums/vv187/moldec/photo-86.jpg

[Ears are alight]

[Supermac1976]

http://gossip.ladyarse.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/bendtner-tweet-2.jpg

I think/hope he's taking the piss but http://www.awimb.com/images/smiley_icons/hehe.gif

[Mack]

http://www.bendtnerjewellery.com/

[Bergkamp's Brain]

[Ears are alight]