I wish i had a jamaican accent.

[Billy Goat Sverige]

[bostonbrian]

[Bergkamp's Brain]

[IUFG]

http://niceup.com/patois.html

[Herr Floyd - PEGIDA]

If anyone questions it just say you took a bang to your head one night and woke up Jamaican. That has actually happened so they cant call you a liar. Sometimes at work I pretend I am a German SS Officer and threaten people in a stern German accent. I told them I banged my head and cant help it.

[The Rob2]