AWIMB [Archive] - Page 99 - AWIMB

Having sex with a girl who lives down the hall from you. Yes or no? She's offering all kinds of (21 replies)
f**k me! The Pope's writing for The Guardian now! (8 replies)
Napoleon paved the way for Hitler. To present him as a hero of liberal values and democracy is crap. (4 replies)
At this time 200 years ago, the attack was going in on La Haye Sainte, while Napoleon's heavy (62 replies)
Favourite meal? (71 replies)
Who says tech companies dont have a sense of humour (2 replies)
So Cech is a dummer. Rosicky is a guitarist. Who else can join Czech mate? Is Nedved still about? (3 replies)
Three cheers for the BBC!!! We're still top of the league!!! (9 replies)
What's this current obsession with Pulled Pork all about? (22 replies)
I am particularly enjoying well known sports journos having to write about the Women's game (8 replies)
Ospina to Fenerbace for 5.5m euros, done deal after the Copa America (31 replies)
Liverpool set to sign Gomez from Charlton for 3.5m (14 replies)
I wonder if the IMF have anyone sat at a desk in credit management patiently waiting on a BACS (12 replies)
The Pachys are out of containment. (21 replies)
Yesterday I saw a man, a grown adult male, riding a scooter. (81 replies)
The turnaround with the ODI stuff is quite impressive. Although i can't say i enjoy seeing (19 replies)
Well done Boris (12 replies)
What do you think of Stickys? (7 replies)
As I previously mentioned, do we really need Cech and is he worth the **** that Mourinho is giving (6 replies)
If you have a car do you keep it tidy inside? (16 replies)
Jack fined 40k and 'severely' warned about his future conduct. In other news, our new away kit (17 replies)
Ronaldooooooo..... ....having a good time ''with his mates'' (18 replies)
advice people. whats the best way to ask for a reference (10 replies)
Two nudding! (2 replies)
Hero of Anfield '89 back in an Arsenal shirt! (0 replies)
I actually assaulted my first cyclist the other Saturday. (10 replies)
Good grief,almost 900 lurkers as we speak (19 replies)
This habit cyclists have developed of filming everything seems to have convinced them that they are (25 replies)
Cyclist confronts woman eating cereal at the wheel of her car as she drives (5 replies)
Pards is loving the off season, glorying in the spoils of victory (15 replies)
I quite like American stuff normally. But Donald Trump running for president. (2 replies)
Ringo Starr comes out against ISIS "They're against everything we stood for" (10 replies)
Dragon'sDenwimb (14 replies)
This oxtail soup tastes sweet. (33 replies)
They say that every cloud has a silver lining. (18 replies)
fix chore shed yule (2 replies)
So does this mean the members can expect a request from a Lagos hedge fund with a PO Box number ? (5 replies)
Betfair have suspended betting on Cech joining us (12 replies)
Ooooooooooooooooooooospina :crossborders: (5 replies)
Classy - but hardly surprising (5 replies)
When does the real fixture list come out? The one after the TV companies have made all the clubs (16 replies)
I remember reading a 'diary' online of a premier league footballers daily schedule. (8 replies)
Having a child makes me wish I’d drunk more in the past and was more accustomed to feeling utterly (59 replies)
This Rachel Dolezal business. Who knew that the film 'Soul Man' would be quite so prophetic? (44 replies)
If we want to win the league we have to win our first five games, to go into the Chelsea game (the (17 replies)
When does the real fixture list come out? The one after the TV companies have pillaged it? (22 replies)
Another reason why Wenger won't be going for Vidal..... (8 replies)
City have offered 40m for Sterling and the scousers rejected it. What are they smoking etc.... (19 replies)
Bad news for Fash, Foo Fighters cancel eurotour (4 replies)
Belting run in, not so keen on the start (3 replies)
Look at all the Saturday 15:00 fixtures (7 replies)
I like when people moan that the fixtures are fixed. Well of course they are. (1 replies)
AW should not write a cheque for Cech and tell Mourinho to go f*ck himself. We have enough keepers. (6 replies)
Pretty cool of Ivan to hang out with Arsenal Fan TV IMO (1 replies)
West Ham at HOME on opening day.. (3 replies)
Five minutes till the fixtures come out and not one of you has declared them to be a fix yet. (2 replies)
The thesps among you may wish to see "An Audience with Jimmy Savile". (2 replies)
Cameroon Women's team looking like new men in the second half (2 replies)
Who among you agree with the decision to let Jenkinson leave and why? (18 replies)
WorkWIMB: Professional people thoughts. (30 replies)
I am thinking about leaving the country again. (92 replies)
May I be the first to say that the draw for the first round of the league cup is fixed (6 replies)
Mortifying moment at lunchtime. I was walking along an alley, I looked in front and behind me to (23 replies)
Podolski off to Galatasaray for 1.4m and Jenkinson to Sunderland on loan (12 replies)
I'm actually coming round to this whole Brienne business (8 replies)
The First Lady visits the UK and they send her to Shadwell (42 replies)
This GoT stuff... another series I haven't ever seen, to go with morse, 24 (33 replies)
So when I first saw Dany and her dragon in rolling green fields I was hoping that the dragon had (20 replies)
I am a bit quiet. Have we signed anywon yet? (0 replies)
The Jewishers are proper, proper mental, aren’t they. Not to mention rather callous. (17 replies)
All that "Be careful what you wish for" re commentators on ITV yesterday... (3 replies)
PSG supposedly offering 39m for Cech, I'd like him but not that much (6 replies)
I'll tell you what grits my ****. (4 replies)
On another note, Xbox One will play Xbox 360 games from Autumn (0 replies)
i find secret www adress to watch new arsenal kit tonite on secret chanel i give to you gooners beco (3 replies)
Rock stars usually have cool jeans. (52 replies)
Game of Thrones finale (12 replies)
That's pretty ugly, in fairness. (1 replies)
Who is AdamArsenal on Twitter? Someone on here? >>> (0 replies)
Philae has woken up again (16 replies)
Did anybody catch that channel 4 thing, Humans, last night? (10 replies)
So my local football side kicks off the Mini World Cup tonight. (0 replies)
Rather disappointd that Rachel Dolezal didn't affect a really bad African-American twang (14 replies)
Always liked Hleb (4 replies)
Hmm. It costs 3 pounds to join the Labour party and that entitles you to a vote in the (11 replies)
If you could have any musicians skills who would you pick? (22 replies)
So, last Game of Thrones tonight for a while (5 replies)
So I missed the final performance of Andy 'In And Around' Townsend? (28 replies)
Beer or piss? (3 replies)
I demand only one thing from commentators or pundits. A value shared by (15 replies)
Possibly the dullest exchange on the internet, see what Arsene's done to us?! (8 replies)
Anyone watch the TFI Friday anniversary special? I thought it was great until Lewis Hamilton came on (3 replies)
I hope Dave Grohl isn't using Arsenal's doctors. (3 replies)
A rather nice description of Phil Jones from F365 (19 replies)
Leftfield :tinn (0 replies)
Calling all ****ers >> (1 replies)
A bit harsh to slate a team that just won but the state of Brazilian football (1 replies)
england saved by The Arsenal (0 replies)
Andy Townsend. (2 replies)
And Townsend lowers the tone....he's better for England than Arsenal (1 replies)
My Cardiff mate was moaning at Wilshire all through the first half - he'll have to do that every (0 replies)
Andy Townsend Bingo! (5 replies)
Desmond!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (2 replies)
Should get the red card for not knocking Rooney out,,,.ahocking waste of an elbow.... (0 replies)
Wilshere looks better in a team full of average English players than he does in (0 replies)
Woohoo Jack! (3 replies)
Not sure what I'm watching but it appears England are playing football :o (0 replies)
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Wales go above England in the rankings as it stands. Hodgson out!!! (1 replies)
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kerion gibbs is worse arsenal player he can not even pass to cross ball to own team player can not p (1 replies)
C'mon England! (2 replies)
I'm starting to get nervous about the Chesea game. Gonna be a nervy summer. (1 replies)
Ok all you AWIMB romeos out there, have you tried this? >> (0 replies)
Favourite Takeaway? (63 replies)
Blimey It's took him a few years but Wenger is finally getting it > (11 replies)
Neg, good ride today esp as on nose, fags n booze till 6 am imo (1 replies)
Lewandowski with a four minute hattrick (1 replies)
Wonder who will have the honour of driving the stake through the heart at Sir Christopher's funeral. (4 replies)
The new magic eye pictures are just as ****e as the old wons... (7 replies)
I see Milan signed Martinez for 35m. I think it's wonderful these Italian clubs (3 replies)
best book? mines still zen and art of motorcycle maintenance tbh (32 replies)
Wonder if Arsene has seen this article..... (0 replies)
Billy Dont Be A Hero (2 replies)
Shake Ya Booty (2 replies)
Am I on my own? (1 replies)
lol this women's football thing. The Swiss score 6 goals in under 15 min (3 replies)
never try n adjust your front derailleur gears imo esp on a fri eve (3 replies)
Just started Game of Thrones. Season 1, episodes 1 & 2 (10 replies)
Some lucky bar-steward in the UK won tonight's EuroMillions Jackpot of GBP95M (1 replies)
Any Welsh mohterf**kers about? (6 replies)
Is Fabregas's mask a fashion statement or for protection.? (3 replies)
I always thought this person on twitter was a c**t, now it's confirmed he's a retarded c**t. (5 replies)
still not any singings peter chec is not on arsenal.com and news now arsenal arsene ivan said to us (2 replies)
I have bought a batting helmet and want to wear it in a bit to get used to it (25 replies)
Earlier this week a friend advised me by sms that I owed him 250 sterling pounds. (11 replies)
This bird that opened her gash piece up on that mountain - did she manage to get her arse 'ole in (38 replies)
I don't like this story of Arsenal breaking the transfer rules. Part of being a smug arsenal fan is (1 replies)
Most American Headline Ever: "Bounty hunter kills country singer Randy Howard in Tennessee gunfight" (4 replies)
wd Dyslexia (0 replies)
My name is Trixie, and I have become a vegetarian........ (15 replies)
Arsenal charged by the FA for breaching agents' regulations over transfer of Calum Chambers (25 replies)
Last night, the missus was out, so I used the opportunity to have a kebab. (15 replies)
Those naked tourists caused a 5.9 earthquake looooooool (7 replies)
Mmmm she went black and couldn't turn back (2 replies)
Did anybody see that Dominos Pizza documentary on Channel 4? (25 replies)
Liverpool rejected a 30m bid for Sterling as they want closer to 50m (28 replies)
I noticed with some amusement, the TV appearance of David Green - Leader of Bradford Council. (4 replies)
I do rather like it in air shows and such when they start chucking airliners about a bit (28 replies)
When there are temporary speed limits on the motorway, Do they adjust the speed cameras accordingly? (15 replies)
I will be ordering Motley Crue and Alice Cooper tickets next week (2 replies)
Louis CK ... amusing (4 replies)
Cheap subscription (Sky only) for Premier sports if you want to watch Copa America (8 replies)
Oh no!!! Dusty "The American Dream" Rhodes R.I.P. (5 replies)
So Diaby has not been released.... (6 replies)
I'm just watching that Modern Family (9 replies)
Brendan Rodgers will be sacked by the end of next season at the latest. (0 replies)
Productive day (52 replies)
WorkDinnersWIMB: Organised for tonight and people are dropping like flies. (14 replies)
Ivan Gazidis has just sent me an FA Cup Final scarf (0 replies)
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Lord Summerisle, Scaramanga, Dracula and Saruman gone. (29 replies)
when does new singings announced no thing on news now arsenal arsene hurry up i am not happy (0 replies)
Good Things The Yanqui Has That You Never Knew About. (23 replies)
One is rather cheered by the thought of a bunch of terminally stupid or repulsively (97 replies)
Jackson Martinez, looks like us or AC Milan (9 replies)
Kieran James Ricardo Gibbs (15 replies)
Should awimb close for the summer? (9 replies)
The collar on the new kit is really rank. (32 replies)
arsene buys to sign peter chec top draw goaly keeper need top draw striker and top draw midfiel plae (5 replies)
The place is hopping again tonight I see (0 replies)
As much as I agree with the principle underpinning this article on Spiked, I simply cannot support (27 replies)
Where's my f**king telly you Parcelforce muthaf**kas????? (17 replies)
R.I.P (0 replies)
Favourite Diaby moment. (17 replies)
Diaby gone. (6 replies)
Diaby will be released this summer (9 replies)
I dont want Santi to go this summer (49 replies)
If I'm on my own in the house, knowing nobody's going to be around, I will still lock the bathroom (45 replies)
Fashwimb: If you were on Mastermind what would your specialist subjuct be? (21 replies)
Looks like my business trip is back on. (6 replies)
Sir Charlie did you edit my list to take Rambo out? You f**king racialist. (1 replies)
I had my first net session last night for two years and now am unable to lift my arms above shoulder (15 replies)
Lego window licking toy! Part frog, part chicken, part back-of-the-bus window-licker, this Mixel has (0 replies)
I was buying a few items last night in the Supermarket. When I was turning into the drinks Aisle (52 replies)
Transfer window is now officially open.....who will be our first signing? (33 replies)
So I’ve just watched a youtube montage of Jackon Martinez. Without wanting to confuse Awimb with my (25 replies)
I was attacked by a disabled chap in a supermarket yesterday. (2 replies)
What ever happened to dogging? (14 replies)
Need to name a hotel chain, must begin with 'D' and must work across (15 replies)
The England goalie is way way too skinny.....should've saved that! (2 replies)
WD Buttler (3 replies)
BULL****!!! (0 replies)
Without wishing to put the kibosh on it, we seem to have discovered a batting line up for ODI's (5 replies)
Do we really need Cech? We seem to have enough talent between the posts already. (2 replies)
408-9 (1 replies)
I pride myself on my decent political knowledge but who the f**k is Liz Kendall? (30 replies)
Who is behind these weird new registrations? There have been derogatory (17 replies)
In other news, Marlow has a Wimpy (13 replies)
So the internet has has a typical meldown over the Stannis thing *spoiler* (13 replies)
Rosicky doesn't sound happy (12 replies)
Although it's a lot of effort. (4 replies)
Maybe I will defect to RedCafe. (14 replies)
Stannis (51 replies)
Sir Lenny Henry? Clearly not getting it for his service to comedy. (78 replies)
WHammers confirm Bilic as their new manager (6 replies)
working ones notice is pretty dull isnt it ? (2 replies)
Things I thought I'd never say - wd the Belgians. (28 replies)
It seems Harry Redknapp has taken to twitter to become an ITK (3 replies)
I appear to have a monstrous hangover. (2 replies)
Look at this woman's miraculous recovery. From a wheelchair to a wrestler in 1 second (1 replies)
Stannah (1 replies)
Who are we signing today then? (7 replies)
Now then, for years my glw has been telling me about this great thing called 'Spotify'. Like you, I (47 replies)
What are your weird/insignificant claim to fames. (19 replies)
Can't deny that once Brendan Rogers finds a formula, he sticks to it (83 replies)
Worst Album titles? (21 replies)
Having only watched the final series of Entourage, I was delighted to find the previous 7 on demand (27 replies)
A man is currently replacing my windscreen. I don't much like the cut of his jib. (51 replies)
*** WHICH IS THE TRUE JORGE? *** (43 replies)
"Sepp Blatter, he paid for your ground". (10 replies)
It's a day chock full of new stuff for me (0 replies)
The Qatar Investment Authority must absolutely love those pictures of Neymar in his (2 replies)
I've just got my first skype based 419 scam! (2 replies)
In my career so far. I've worked with plenty of 'managers' but it seems very rare to find someone (19 replies)
I've been! (9 replies)
Interesting juxtaposition of stories in The Mirror, regarding two ex-Arsenal & England fullbacks (11 replies)
Are people upset about this Saudi blogger being thrashed because the crime was so minor, or because (29 replies)
This New York prison escape is interesting. (7 replies)
I'm not really sure what the right course of action is for the crisis in the med sea with (7 replies)
How loaded are the Qatar mob? (2 replies)
I have a moral quandary. (27 replies)
People really need to make their minds up, I reckon. When we try to (15 replies)
So I went arching on Saturday and it turns out I'm really quite good at it. (2 replies)
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This Caitlyn 'Bruce' Jenner stuff. I really don't care about it at all. So why is everyone (8 replies)
Is it wrong for me to say Germany have raped the Ivory Coast tonight? (9 replies)
Delighted tbh Messi deserves it all. (8 replies)
Thoughts on champions league final (6 replies)
f**k that ****. (0 replies)
Cor. Thon Pogba is a beast, isn't he? (10 replies)
Cheering for Barcelona is akin to cheering for Blatter. (6 replies)
KERCHING! (6 replies)
Alex Song as a pundit on ITV's coverage of the Champions League Final (0 replies)
Tika Taka is dead lol (0 replies)
And that is why Suarez is an absolute liability****. (4 replies)
Sweet (1 replies)
Your teeth are offside your teeth are offside Louis Suarez your teeth are offside (0 replies)
I knew the Barcs fans ole'ing at 1-0 would bite them (3 replies)
Buffon is f**king toilet. Talk about living off his reputation. (0 replies)