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Debbie Harry is 70 today I feel (11 replies)

There is a certain Awimber who likes the word 'Blimey' quite a bit > (3 replies)
Blimey, Blimey is being used a lot. (16 replies)
Today the office is being rocked by the very summer friendly sounds of Air (20 replies)
Blimey. It's good to see the progressive left moving away from damaging national stereotypes, isn't (12 replies)
Things or professions that sound naughty but are not. Seamstress sounds sort of sexual. (15 replies)
Booking my spanish rail odyssey today (69 replies)
Crikey. The London Underground is older than Canada. (1 replies)
So which of you c**ts has it scorchio? Cool and cloudy/raining here atm. (20 replies)
I am sitting in a bar in a prestigious Golf club and every other person in here is (10 replies)
Liverpool's 6 signings aren't very impressive are they? (21 replies)
I am thinking of coming to work dressed as Dexys midnight runners. (12 replies)
So a couple of months back I booked to go scuba diving in Sharm El Sheikh this November. Now, with (45 replies)
Now we finally have a keeper we can challenge for the title with. Real pity we (25 replies)
Oh dear, the Raudteetoolised lads have let themselves down there (5 replies)
Why I hate Facebook, reason 34,961 (2 replies)
Same old Argies, alway cheating (0 replies)
May I be the first to say (17 replies)
I wish I was half as cool as Bobby Pires (2 replies)
Gervinho's dream move to Abu Dhabi falls through because of his excessive demands (1 replies)
Anyone had experience with driving in Sicily? (1 replies)
all right, so this texas hedge fund investor has offered us up to $100m for our movie, subject to (36 replies)
Who is the Raudteetoolised keeper? Might be good cover for Cech. (0 replies)
Jesus Christ, Tsipras and Varoufakis are still playing games. (5 replies)
Greece (11 replies)
I have a somewhat delicate issue to address. (43 replies)
I have control of the aircon and there are women in the office doing that thing of putting (29 replies)
are any of you people willing to tarnish your rep in exchange for huge cash? it's a serious Q. (22 replies)
I made a new friend at Glastonbury (40 replies)
One for Berni and Sir Charlie... (34 replies)
Paulinho off to China, Capoute in talks with Watford. It is actually impossible to keep up with the (11 replies)
Noakes is on the loose! (3 replies)
Wooohooo, my LinkedIn stalker is back! (0 replies)
However many times my girlfriend suggests we stay in in a self-catered apartment (20 replies)
After a a bit of thinking I have now direction. (12 replies)
I see Chile won another match in the Cup of f**king America last night (14 replies)
Is this from our old friend? (4 replies)
I have two tickets for the Saturday of the Lord's test and I've just made the mistake of looking at (11 replies)
when do sky and BTSport announce the televised games ? (2 replies)
SW - I am currently listening to Moonbuilding 2703 following your reminder the other day (2 replies)
Meanwhile in Greece... (21 replies)
New Liverpool assistant manager/assistant to the manager announced (0 replies)
I'm still worried about Cech's head. (3 replies)
I worry about Cech's head. I imagine a significant part of the game plan of many of our opponents (14 replies)
I'd just like to be the first today to point out that it is well f**king hot out. That is all. (23 replies)
So on a serious note, is Ospina on his way out? (12 replies)
My word (4 replies)
RIP Chris Squire. Went to a Yes concert in early 70's - his bass solo was brilliant (1 replies)
I see Theo and Cechsy are bantering already. (11 replies)
Looks like Ospina is on his way then (32 replies)
Vidal not so soon ? (0 replies)
Just watched the ISIS video of the fellas being blown up in a car and drowned in a cage. (35 replies)
The Quisling's signed (39 replies)
Any opinion on how gay couples determine who the "husband" is? (5 replies)
Rainbow Facebook, gay trains... mark my words pedophilia will be relaxed for samesex "relationships" (3 replies)
Enough of this macho rubbish... what is the Minions film like? (10 replies)
It should not be forgotten that part of Cech's success was due to having players like Terry playing (8 replies)
Do you think the inclusion of US Rappers at Glastonbury over the past few years (50 replies)
Is Wolf Creek 2 worth a watch? (25 replies)
Well I am very surprised by the lack of Grexit talk on here. Shirely it's not actually going to (9 replies)
Without wishing to sound disrespectful, The Who were awful. (23 replies)
I thought the first 20 minutes/half an hpur of kanye west was amazing (18 replies)
And you thought glastobury was full of arseholes. This is cunds squared (6 replies)
Regarding the pic posted by BGM below, would it be pathetic of me to say I would be deeply (41 replies)
And as for the Facebook rainbow picture thing. (5 replies)
This women's world cup nonsense. Are people 'actually' watching it? And if so, can anyone offer a (32 replies)
This Pride event puzzles me. (48 replies)
Glasto eh? (58 replies)
Wonderful flypast by the Vulcan XH558 over the RAF Museum at Hendon. (6 replies)
I mean, can koscielny actually leave? his contract not up or something? (3 replies)
Where are we going to play this Vidal chap? (9 replies)
Our Carling Cup winning team 2015/16: (1 replies)
RICKY, JULIAN, BUBBLES, MR LAHEY - YOUR GIRLS TOOK ONE HELLUVA BEATING (7 replies)
Japan are great technical midgets, but they don't like it up 'em. (2 replies)
Snin, liked your Finley Quaye (5 replies)
Recent image of Kanye West performing at Glastonbury. (6 replies)
Freddie, still a Gunner. (0 replies)
I will think of it as his Stereotypy Stetson., simply as it is unPC to say out loud (0 replies)
One of pist. I don't know who to support in this one. (4 replies)
Everyone's using rainbow filters on Facebook to celebrate LGBT pride today. I feel left out (6 replies)
Come on England... (5 replies)
i really dont want to see ' chelsea legend' cheque see out his career at arsenal (2 replies)
Did helmet head pass the medical? (1 replies)
Ospina, again OMG (2 replies)
time to declare war on islam everywhere (3 replies)
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Motorcycle Emptiness (6 replies)
You're My Everything (0 replies)
Good morning Awimb (0 replies)
Respect to me an me nan >>> (5 replies)
I'm about to watch women play footbal on a Saturday night (9 replies)
HOLY ****>> (0 replies)
So Ospina is defintitely going to Fenerbahce then :( (7 replies)
Where's the liberal douchbags tonight? Ash, 71, Jorge etc... (16 replies)
Why there's a see-through toilet at Glastonbury this year: (3 replies)
Clarkson at it again >> (0 replies)
If yer think Petr Cech is good look at this fecker Jacob Busk (4 replies)
Hip-Hop fans. Sorry, I'm late to the party, but Jurassic 5 (4 replies)
Alexis (6 replies)
Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang, apparently, (6 replies)
Racist thug Joey Barton says "English football is rotten". (0 replies)
Blimey, I appreciate that not eating all day is going to make one tetchy, but really. (6 replies)
Well that's f**ked the North African tourist industry (0 replies)
"I'm not worried"... says man who plans to have the world's first head transplant. (10 replies)
What about this Payet chap the Hammers have signed then? (16 replies)
Welcome to 'Whitey-hater Jorge - cumster' the newest registered user (15 replies)
Two shots that illustrate the difference between Gary Lineker and George Best (16 replies)
Ah, the old religion of peace has struck again in France, I see. (56 replies)
Congratulations to Guangzhou Evergrande, who are mental enough to pay 17m for Paulinho (29 replies)
Bit of a classic album in the office today (13 replies)
Top Tip boys and girls >>>>>>>>>>>> (52 replies)
Cech having medical today according to the BBC (10 replies)
Looks like Morgan Schneiderlin is on his way to United (26 replies)
Just remembered i have sports massge this afternoon for my calves..im going to squeal arent I ? (2 replies)
John Steed's deed. (10 replies)
Our EU membership looks fairly f**ked by the immigration ticket, if these numbers are anything to go (71 replies)
Oh FFS, a nice bit of dumb criminal action.... (1 replies)
Football, eh? Bloody hell. (16 replies)
Have we signed Check yet? (8 replies)
I'm not a massive fan of the boy Barry in general but this is a decent listen (17 replies)
No wonder Cavani got a bit upset. (9 replies)
My (current) favourite restaurant for dinner tonight (29 replies)
I've got Bird's Eye beef burgers in crusty rolls. (28 replies)
Can anyone lend me a gun? I need to shoot some things... (7 replies)
Speaking of crooks - Lloyds has just written to me to tell me it is to (16 replies)
Right, I'm going down the pub for a top up. See you guys in the emergency room (0 replies)
David Cameron's off to yerp for his crunch meeting with the yerpeans. Big day for Dave (68 replies)
woman crushing watermelons (13 replies)
Congratulations to the disableds who provided yesterday's moment of high comedy by attempting to (20 replies)
So Alexis too kind a beating last night (6 replies)
That Firmino looks like a right ****, oh hang on, no that's his bird's...(kinda nsfw) (4 replies)
Schneiderlin to Arsenal 'almost done', and a swap deal involving Benzema and Koscielny (3 replies)
sky high (0 replies)
Billy Dont Be A Hero (0 replies)
This Greek debt thing is getting really f**king boring now. (6 replies)
STICKY (6 replies)
Southgate best fish out that old paper bag mask. (3 replies)
Proof, if it were needed, that tea drinkers are wrongcocks. (45 replies)
anyone ot a photo of the back cover (2 replies)
1 appears...Private Charlie c**tbag 1965 registers...summer silly season imo 1 was last here in aug (8 replies)
I'm worried if Chile stay in the America Copa Alexis won't be available to play the Singapore Select (0 replies)
Well done Her Majesty. Putting the cheapskate hun in their place. (22 replies)
Glastonbury's happening? (52 replies)
I think i've found something worse than pre-assists. (2 replies)
Bindippers seem rather excited over this Firmino character, whom they probably hadn't heard of (24 replies)
This silly sod who was filmed taking coke on the tube - everyone seems to be missing the real story (93 replies)
"I have used it" (5 replies)
wd levi roots imo Tesco Levi Roots Hot Chilli Beef with rice n peas n added tabasco habanero (6 replies)
He signs 33 year old over the hill keeper and a 16 year old boy #WengerOut (3 replies)
Watching the news with all the migrants jumping on lorries etc last night, it was hard not to think (20 replies)
f**king Scotch Power, *******s were supposed to be here between 8 and 12 (8 replies)
Those Ocado *******s have stitched me up and delivered wholemeal pitta. (5 replies)
wd The Telegraph, news report of the year (5 replies)
When is this goalie chappie getting his medical czech-up then? (34 replies)
We've just signed a Vlad Dragomir (3 replies)
Harry Redknapp, Feb 2nd 2015 (19 replies)
In my opinion, P/Cech should be on the bench, until Dave proves that he's not worthy (7 replies)
This Cech bloke is certainly living up to his name, taking 4 f**king days to clear. (5 replies)
I have the solution to the flow of immigrants but you, like the politicians won't want to know. (5 replies)
Re: Jorge being a hipster. Good public art >>> (11 replies)
Will the 16th attempt to find a great keeper be succssful? (10 replies)
All this talk of the Stars and Bars (which, whatever its shortcomings, is an undeniably cool flag (13 replies)
RIP James Horner (1 replies)
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Porto channelling the infamous turd Spurs kit of '06. (7 replies)
Isuppose that's one way of stemming the flow of immigrants (27 replies)
Gunnersaurus and the weird Lisa Simpson on Drugs mascot move aside, this one's the *******s (1 replies)
So thon composer bloke who sponged in owned a Tucano? (4 replies)
Some top art ****er self-parody here (21 replies)
NASA yet to confirm Rover has discovered a pyramid on Mars (1 replies)
Right hotels, places, info..going to fly to jakarta in mid dec and also visit singapore (26 replies)
With all this universal praise for Cech I'm starting to get worried (19 replies)
So new True Detective didn't seem that **** did it? Not that I've got a clue what was going on. (3 replies)
The pre-assist stats are out. (45 replies)
3rd meanest defence in the league and 3rd best goals for in the league (62 replies)
OPERATION STACK coming into FORCE - M20 ! (10 replies)
Chesney hoping that nobody notices (7 replies)
For all of you Gunnersaurus haterz, it could be much worse (33 replies)
BELL (0 replies)
Well done to England's Womens team - beating the Nogs in the World Cup (1 replies)
WHY THE f**k IS IT A STICKIE??? (3 replies)
Paint by numbers (1 replies)
:flounce: I quit. I will not return to awimb until I have changed my frame of mind. (6 replies)
Welcome to Abramovic's discarded whore (39 replies)
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I know. Nice interview with Arsene (0 replies)
Anyway, remember that some bloke (can't remember who) on some podcast (3 replies)
Now bullying is bang out of order usually, in this case though it's totally understandable (45 replies)
I see Kondogbia has gone gone to play in the knacker's yard and signed for Inter. (6 replies)
She can tug on my joystick...and other bad yoke's .. (9 replies)
wd kju imo (5 replies)
Bumped into Bert Large on a golf course today. Very nice man. (9 replies)
I've just started reading Patrick Leigh Fermor's book A Time of Gifts, which is about him walking (12 replies)
I don't sleep properly anymore. And I have a constant feeling of anxiety (56 replies)
I was thinking back to my secondary school days. I am still not sure what 'Food Tech' was for. (0 replies)
Jack Grealish thinks he's in the Inbetweeners (14 replies)
I have several grands worth of cash monies sat here with me now (10 replies)
ThingsToWorryAboutWIMB: I’m about to become homeless. (23 replies)
Update on Entourage: Series 1 & 2 excellent, series 3 ok, series 4 poor, series 5 poor until the (0 replies)
It's clearly rather amusing watching the Comrades turn on Brand, but what is even (2 replies)
Golds Gym what a fine advert that was...... (0 replies)
I really do wish the Greeks and EU would just get on with it. (6 replies)
brighton gunner sat next to #welbz on a plane (40 replies)
Happy Father's Day, Daddy! (5 replies)
Fuel,check.Radio,check.Four legged interloper,check (13 replies)
What's all this about the Angriest Arsenal Fan In The World and a suicide bid? (11 replies)
No idea what the f**k is going on (17 replies)
Good morning Awimb. How was your weekend? (58 replies)
Can't score with a straightforward header... (0 replies)
si which of these people are we getting? schneid, kondog, carval, martin, ibrahimovich? (3 replies)
Jake Lloyd - actor that played young Anakin Skywalker - turns to the darkside in real life (0 replies)
Breaking news: Tens of millions don't attend anti-austerity marches!!! (6 replies)
Sir Andy Murray does it again!!! Impressive stuff. (0 replies)
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sounds fair (0 replies)
If the Chelsea keeper deal falls through can we say the Cech bounced? (2 replies)
Would love this player at arsenal....Jordy Clasie (0 replies)
Reminder to self: Don't go drinking with Kerry Dixon (13 replies)
Anyone here know that Claude fella from ArsenalfanTV? He may be killing himself tonight. Get in (13 replies)
whats all this about arsenal claude topping himself? (3 replies)
That Claude guy is found and ok. (4 replies)
Sorry, but I can't understand this Christian forgiveness business. I would relish killing him. (8 replies)
FAT BOTS UNT BECEACHBOYS? (0 replies)
Was close to puking, had to go to a concert below Shamford Bridge tonight. Ugh. (0 replies)
Into the Valley* (5 replies)
I love Petr Cech already (5 replies)
Good evening 'Wimb. One question... (13 replies)
Welove108fm (3 replies)
Girls Moments and Juggernauts (0 replies)
If we're talking non-football Arsenal embarrassments, then surely the day we unleashed that c**t (21 replies)
fleetwood mac ..got chance of going next week in hospitality..what you reckon? (12 replies)
As 'Transgender' is a hot topic these days. Everybody not knowing how to act or people fishing or (18 replies)
The most embarassing moment for me.... (4 replies)
Kerry Dixon joins the lags XI (well, a sub) (0 replies)
This made me cry (39 replies)
HERE'S ONE FOR YOU: Most embarrassing moment as an Arsenal fan. (50 replies)
I've been looking at these Crowdfunding/kickstarter websites. It seems people will give money to (7 replies)
"Arsenal's Mesut Ozil believes playing with older kids in tight spaces aided his development" (0 replies)
I'll rephrase the question without names to make it easy for the obtuse and others. When bad things (29 replies)
I'm on my 5 coffee of the day. Is this a bit too much? (8 replies)
Some won't be happy with signing Cech but for me it's a great move. (73 replies)
Good lord! The stories one misses out on by not reading the tabloids, eh? (6 replies)
Bit of a ******* to have hung on that long,only to lose your grip when the landing gear gets lowered (7 replies)
Why do some bad things (eg the holocausts) need to be remembered but other bad things (eg Jimmy (30 replies)
There's something of the Jedi about this Dennis quote (3 replies)
Roberts out...Chirstophe Lollichon in...along with Petr Cech to Arsenal (1 replies)
God......is it 20 years?....it is indeed (0 replies)
the pope talking about global warming being man made opens a can of worms really (5 replies)
I don't want Cech but wouldn't it be funny if Chelsea replace him with Robert Green and then lose (0 replies)
why da f**k is this **** a stickie? (1 replies)