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First game is only first game but I think we should put out a sign we mean business against West Ham (16 replies)
How come Monty has this knack of making everything sound... (5 replies)
Our cat got out last night. Well, out into the communal area, which is a huge no-no, as we are on (30 replies)
Maureen's been over dosing on the cockmuncher pills again, I see. (22 replies)
Explain cucumber sandwiches to me. They sound really dull. Do they taste it, too? Thanks. (8 replies)
Big Latch on this Sat! ****** FREE MILK N NIPPLES ***** (0 replies)
I can hardly wait for this to happen. (1 replies)
Ahh, Smudger’s a card. Asked me how much his interview fee is. Cue awkward silence. Then the cheeky (7 replies)
This is quite possibly the best thing I have ever seen. (21 replies)
I was at the sailing in Portstmouth on Saturday. There really is no escaping the fact that, (21 replies)
I used apple pay on the tube today. (8 replies)
I dont like it much (2 replies)
I'm thinking at some point Chesney will be a permanent Roma player (1 replies)
I shall be in the Bournemouth area soon and staying a couple of nights (11 replies)
I’ve also been reading a lot recently about Artificial Intelligence and frankly I don't buy it (12 replies)
A leetle beet of dramatic license from the MEN in regards the shooting of Paul Massey....... (4 replies)
Adding to the Gnabry comment below, what happened to Gideon Zelalem? (3 replies)
f**king hell. I've run out of all possible new topics I could think of. (0 replies)
Rich, Had flu 2 weeks ago and still not feeling 100%, light headed and lethargic (2 replies)
I assume you've all seen our newest star Trae Coyle's goal against Barcelona. Will he make it big? (3 replies)
Sczczesny - It's official - he's gone to Roma (1 replies)
Afternoon Awimb what up? (18 replies)
Isaac Hayden looked good (22 replies)
Do any of you mofo's know how to run iptv via kodi on Amazon fir? (2 replies)
Very confused by goings on at United, LVG says he's off in 2017 (2 replies)
This cech ffellow looks a rather useful goalkeeper. (5 replies)
The perfect pres-season. Team fired up and confident. No injuries. Everything looks good. (57 replies)
How does a French chap end up with the surname Queen Adelaide? (20 replies)
Jose......poor guy....the heart bleeds... (1 replies)
Jeff Origins 1.0 (1 replies)
That Jeff fella is seriously impressive. And Fortune is supposed to be even better (3 replies)
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How can Akpom screw up that 3 on 1 at the end there? I'm not keen on him. Adelaide looks far better. (4 replies)
THREE trophies in three months! (0 replies)
First half shows importance of Coquelin (1 replies)
Nice work Jeffity jeff Jefferson Jeffrey jeff (0 replies)
wd Zlatan imo (1 replies)
looooooooooolz @ Smugberg (2 replies)
It's all gone for Lord Sewel imo. (3 replies)
This Villareal keeper Areola's a bit of a tit isn't he? (2 replies)
The deed is done, just received my two new season tickets... (6 replies)
@DeanLDN22 "Theo Walcott has signed a new contract at Arsenal. #afc" (6 replies)
No way I'm voting Tory for mayor. *******s have left Sol off the short-list. (2 replies)
Do not take predictions seriously. (3 replies)
Frightening. Mourinho may well resign before the game next week. (3 replies)
Wilshere not even on the bench. He's already injured, isn't he? (1 replies)
You mean Arsenal didn't ease up after going up 4-0 by half time? (1 replies)
Anyone got a decent stream? (0 replies)
Ok things that you thought were the '*******s' when you was a kid. (82 replies)
which AWIMBers are these then? (0 replies)
So, ideas for a good first date in London?? (8 replies)
Technasia team up with Green Velvet to produce Suga... (5 replies)
The Hulkster (2 replies)
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If Arsenal buy Pogba and Lewandowski do we win the league? (1 replies)
This news story made me laugh i wasn't expecting the end part (0 replies)
I like what lord harris did. 200m, wenger, you cheap *******. (9 replies)
Freight Train Vs Limousine - Limo comes off quite well.. (9 replies)
In this time of austerity, I feel it would be appropriate to swap tasty and (19 replies)
c**ting f**king people (61 replies)
The Arsenal player who is going to surprise everyone in 2015/16 is... (27 replies)
Things you didn't like when you were a kid? (31 replies)
OK. Things you thought were the last word in sophistication the first time you encountered them. (16 replies)
Nice article on our Aaron: (8 replies)
Is Dr Mengele in da house? (47 replies)
Anyone got any SINCERE Greek holiday recommendations? (13 replies)
And it mentions Battle of the Planets (51 replies)
Who have our rivals (), the scum down the road, bought this year? (15 replies)
I am finding this Tour de France business with Froome confusing. (17 replies)
This Yvette Cooper lady. Is she a little, well, special, if you get my drift? (9 replies)
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Benzema agent says he will one thousand percent be at Madrid this season. (1 replies)
New member update "Berni & Sir C tearing Jorge another new arse'o" (0 replies)
Nearly time for the Emirates cup. I find it rather boring to be honest. (2 replies)
Benzema scores a pearler for Madrid and Delph knacks his hamstring (0 replies)
Kirsty Wark seriously needs to start wearing longer skirts and dresses (5 replies)
200 million you say... Spend some faaakhin money then .. (9 replies)
Dad why are you always embarrassing me in front of my friends with your neoliberal economic views? (1 replies)
200 million pound striker (4 replies)
Grillax, Bro I’m a feminist. I’m a dude. And I hate that I love to grill... (1 replies)
Being a clairvoyant sort of a chap, I have a strange feeling that Sir C will be hungover this (11 replies)
Here Jorge. This is the sort of **** you would like, I'm sure. (0 replies)
mmmmmm Stella (0 replies)
Famous Five first XI: (1 replies)
mmmmmmm crack (0 replies)
What Pluto would look like with Donald Trump’s hair (0 replies)
anyone else going to the emirates cup on Sat ? (5 replies)
Are West Ham saving themseles for the game against us? (2 replies)
This is quite interesting, transfer fees adjusted by 'football inflation' (8 replies)
Oh FFS, the bloody telegraph are at it now (7 replies)
This may be a stupid question, but with stuff like they are proposing such as cuts to tax credits (12 replies)
Now that he seems to have gone, do we know why that odd Mohamud chap posted a giant picture of a (25 replies)
On the Guardian website's comment pages, there are more than 30 articles about the Labour leadership (34 replies)
The glw is dragging me to the theatre tonight. Here are a couple of snippets (1 replies)
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I could google this but I will ask Awimb. Has anybody here ever found they had funds (5 replies)
Right I'm done with the gossip. I can't take anymore (29 replies)
hi will i pronounce Caomhan ?is it kevin ? (61 replies)
I'm interviewing Smudger Smith for the Community Shield programme (14 replies)
I must say, I'm obviously pleased to see those Chelsea mouth breathers (34 replies)
Am I the only one finding the whole being talked up business a bit uncomfortable? (31 replies)
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United fans getting all uppity about AW's comments in regards their short-term strategy (4 replies)
Newcastle target Mbemba has four reported birth dates. He once said it was 1990. What say you? (0 replies)
On the other hand (3 replies)
Very important debate Awimb (4 replies)
He is our undisputed leader. (0 replies)
This kevin de bruyne seems to be a fabulous investment. His price just continues to climb (18 replies)
Last year, when I hilariously changed my handle to reflect my foot op, I did not realise the curse (8 replies)
Benteke to a done deal. (0 replies)
Chezzer's gone to Roma (5 replies)
What was surprising about the Barca Galaxy match was the huge amount of Barca fans present. Who knew (2 replies)
There may well be dancing in the streets of Total Network Solutions tonight... (1 replies)
Barcelona L.A. Galaxy match drew a record crowd but AW probably will never bring Arsenal to the U.S. (13 replies)
"Kick it Out!" Haha!!! Ask the Frimpster! Does the corrupt FIFA diktat stop at the Russian border? (1 replies)
mmmmm San Miguel on tap (1 replies)
Benzema. (11 replies)
I see we're linked to another Barca youngster. I love stealing their kids (17 replies)
here we go hendon,,fly that drong (3 replies)
Looks like one of those IS video cnunts has been taken out by a drone strike... (6 replies)
What...torphy do...The Arsenal have that no other club.. have? (4 replies)
if Szczesny goes I assume this means Ospina will stay. (15 replies)
Now this'll make you feel old, Cherno Samba retires (6 replies)
I reckon Mourinho must be getting frantically nervous about the Community Shield now. (13 replies)
Szceszney(sp?) to Roma is the talk at the moment. No idea if it's a loan or permanent. (5 replies)
Have you all cancelled your Ashley Madison memberships yet? (1 replies)
Can't wait for the weekend when the entire Emirates will rise to greet that Arsenal legend Nicklas (4 replies)
Sorry love, Xabi Alonso is immune to your Cherman charms (3 replies)
Flamini rumored to complete move to Galatasaray (7 replies)
Real rule out selling Benzema (8 replies)
Sista's, Nigga's, Whitey's, Jews (7 replies)
Please let the season start soon, I'm so bored of transfer nonsense (31 replies)
I have the flat to myself later what shall I have for dinner? (31 replies)
This smoking ban on Brighton beach is a bit of a tap in really > (4 replies)
For people who call themselves "gay" the Stonewall bunch are curiously humourless homosexuals. (10 replies)
oh yes most importantly, about me..I beat an olympic gold medalist on sunday in iron man:-) (6 replies)
The Newest Awimb member. (8 replies)
I come back from lunch and find that some **** has put the aircon up to 30 degrees! (14 replies)
Balotelli further endearing himself to the Liverpool fans (1 replies)
In a moment of high deviancy yesterday (5 replies)
A bit late, and Barry mentioned it over the weekend, but RIP Jules Bianchi (47 replies)
dudes. all right, so, we have a $30-40 million investor in our movie,. (4 replies)
The Queensland Road flats are *exactly the same colours as our new away kit. (1 replies)
I am on the nicotine patches and I have had some crazy dreams. (41 replies)
Have we singed anyone else yet? (4 replies)
They really are letting any old retard join the Police these days. How low can the bar go ? (2 replies)
Is it my imagination or does Sepp actually go to grab the money here? (47 replies)
WD Lee Nelson (45 replies)
Olivier Giroud stats (13 replies)
I'm a bad person for finding this amusing (4 replies)
I heard Ingerlund won a stickball game. (29 replies)
So what do we think about sharing our ground with Tottenham while they rebuild theirs? (39 replies)
Arch-bull****ter Tancredi Palmeri says on twitter that we've bid 45m euros for Benzema (8 replies)
So the casual anti-semtisim I face on Awimb has now extended into my personal life (26 replies)
Demi 'Michael Barry-' Moore? (35 replies)
Patrick Roberts going for 11m from Fulham to City, madness (9 replies)
Thank you autocorrect (7 replies)
So I suppose Lyth will be dropped now. Who do you call up in his place? (25 replies)
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Ant-Man. What a boring film. (2 replies)
It has to be said, that Trump bloke is a complete and utter c**t (2 replies)
Politically, things are getting more interesting over here thanks to Trump. Wonder what Chief feels. (5 replies)
If Levy manages to sell Adebayor to Villa for 4 million pounds, he is a genius (1 replies)
my opinion of van gaal has undergobe a major upgrade since he kicked vp out on his bum ass. (2 replies)
Lyth Balance Taylor and someone else in. Anyone else. (3 replies)
LVG is looking to over spend on another 2 players. Oh how I would love them to f**k up (1 replies)
England (5 replies)
oh no, it's the dreaded gourcuff link. (5 replies)
And the saga of spurs' imaginary new stadium begins (3 replies)
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A termite bit my dick today. (0 replies)
:holidaywimb: Just had a great burger (1 replies)
They're throwing piss at Froome out there (0 replies)
Just watched Gary Player being interviewed at St Andrews. (0 replies)
The people that were happy to bin Cazorla this summer (4 replies)
Trophy (2 replies)
Trophy!!!! (0 replies)
They do love a replica kit in Singapore (0 replies)
What a f**king save from Cech We finally have a proper goalie (2 replies)
Where is our game just ****ting cricket on SS1? (5 replies)
Tidy finish Feoooooo. :deviant: (5 replies)
Dustin Johnson must be the dumbest golfer on the planet (2 replies)
Suck on that you Aussie ****heads (0 replies)
edwards viii, what a crackhead. teaching the queen the nazi salute. (1 replies)
RIP Jules Bianchi (0 replies)
Everton up next. They must be quaking in their blue boots. (0 replies)
God you lot are boring (6 replies)
Scientists have proved by blind smelling tests that (1 replies)
Its The Megablast! (0 replies)
Dreaming (0 replies)
Ash Burn baby Burn (0 replies)
FGM . Anyone caught aiding or abetting this should be jailed then deported and banned from ever (2 replies)
Talking of tv, the german version of Friends is good.>>>> (4 replies)
Getting a bit busy on the outfield at Lords (2 replies)
Night watchman? Well we have got 11 of the c**ts (0 replies)
f**k off England. (6 replies)
Hmmm, going out for a curry seemed like a good idea before they decided it was Eid (3 replies)
It's on! (5 replies)
I am going basic here. Telly stuff you like watching innit. For some reason I like watching (31 replies)
I'm definitely liking the way koeman goes about his transfer business. (14 replies)
So 32m bid for Heskey MK II (29 replies)
Comedy U turn by Delph, 6 days after saying he was staying at Villa (7 replies)
Asamoah Gyan on 225kpw in China (4 replies)
WICKET! Rodgers b Broad 173. (34 replies)
This steve smith.... What an ugly technique he has. Not just the twitching and shuffling across the (3 replies)
These Benzema rumours are not going away (19 replies)
So, is Froome a drugs cheat or does he have an engine in his bike? (7 replies)
I have to say the new TH14 Sky sports ad is rather well done. (2 replies)
So is it fair to assume that the Aussies will be fairly sedate until lunch. Add 100 more and then go (4 replies)
I have never bought a house. So I have no idea. Say I have 100k in the bank and I need to slap down (81 replies)
This one-way trip to Mars, will LGBT (excuse me if I get it wrong) people be allowed to go? (7 replies)
Aston Villa/agents did a good job flushing out Liverpool. Release stories saying Man Utd will (5 replies)
I once hid in a bathroom closet and pleasured myself when my family members went to the bathroom... (9 replies)
Hmmm (7 replies)
"Une offre "enorme" d’Arsenal pour une cible d’Al-Khelfai?" (6 replies)
Time for Joe Root to turn his arm over, imo. (2 replies)
My old boss just text me the following. (51 replies)
I tell you what, you get your money's worth on Virgin Trains First Class. (4 replies)
Blimey. This video was made to help men and women navigate the new consent guidlines being signed (33 replies)
Arteta has done his calf in training, no great loss (54 replies)
That said, we're not looking very threatening so far (16 replies)
I know I knock Facebook but it's tremendous for getting updates on Sir C's holiday discomforts (5 replies)
Lovely little bit of drift from Moeen. Gb, Moeen. (6 replies)
WICKET! (0 replies)
Pros and cons of London. A sensible review of the points (78 replies)
Anyone else see that moving documentary on the women and children held by isis ? (30 replies)
I can't be the only person here to suspect the "historic" deal with Iran is a sham? (4 replies)
This just gets funnier (2 replies)
Papua New Guinea have gobbled up the Irish at cricket. Test status anyone? (4 replies)
Oh FFS.. This poxy country is in danger of going litigation mental (6 replies)
testing Eins, Zwei, Drei. (0 replies)
need charity shield tickets. forgot. cheers (2 replies)
Good goal by Akpom (26 replies)
Footballers who sound like adult movie stars. Jimmy Rimmer. (14 replies)
I f**kin hate man utd (0 replies)
I think a lot of teams will be worried by our performance today. We've thrown down the gauntlet. (3 replies)
Akpom hat-trick. (21 replies)
Why the f**k is Wilshere taking a pelanty? What is going on at our (10 replies)
When crap spanish websites report a player is leaving we all believe it (17 replies)
Martinez, Debuchy, Mertesacker, Gabriel, Monreal, Flamini, Coquelin, Wilshere, Ox, Iwobi, Akpom (34 replies)
Palace A and other measures (4 replies)
Having control of the aircon in my office really is bringing out the worst aspects of my nature. (2 replies)
OK, that micro***** articl was awful (10 replies)
Lunch? (5 replies)
I dont want to lose Nacho (40 replies)
As we had a poor start to the season last year. when I see that Sanchez will not be (18 replies)
This chap is a new favourite of mine, vg imo (4 replies)
He's perfect > (11 replies)
How did Fash's meeting with Tony Hayers go? (17 replies)
Watched that KKK documentary last night and my question is this: (15 replies)