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- A 19-ball five-fer.
I've never seen anything like it in all my puff. (1 replies)
- Should England declare at 500 or 600? (5 replies)
- I have a bad salary, no benefits, tired all the time, unskilled yet what can I do about it? (5 replies)
- and another . . . (1 replies)
- Wood still bowling short and seems to have a no-ball issue. Get Finn on imo. (1 replies)
- What a ridiculous catch that is. England can do no wrong. (4 replies)
- Why are there so many leg byes?
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- 15-4, that's really good, right? (13 replies)
- Broady
Berni Stop bowling short, Wood, ffs! (0 replies)
- It's been more than an over since there was a wicket. (5 replies)
- It's over! (1 replies)
- How much do people pay for a mortgage these days? (3 replies)
- Make them bat their two innings! (0 replies)
- Remarkable seens!
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- 15-3, that's good, right? (0 replies)
- And again! (1 replies)
- HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (0 replies)
- Ballsy f**king call to put them in with a weakened bowling attack. Cook will get slaughtered for it (9 replies)
- Is j on holiday? Only it feels a bit pointless having a go at unions and tube drivers without him (30 replies)
- ENG-ER-LAAAND!!!!! (0 replies)
- Can't believe we haven't taken a wicket yet (0 replies)
- Congrtatulations to Harrogate, 3rd yr in a row voted the happiest place to live. (8 replies)
- Sir C. I found this, which says there may be a non-surgical treatment. (10 replies)
- Daily pic (6 replies)
- Cricket, cricket, cricket, cricket, cricket, cricket, cricket, cricket, cricket (30 replies)
- Is it my imagination, or is this the oddest summer, weather-wise, like, evs? (18 replies)
- I wonder what odds you could have got for Diaby and Wilshere both missing the start of the season. (0 replies)
- Again the rumour of Benzema for 45 million surfaces....
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- It appears any time I stop smoking I get a cold a few weeks later. What's the reason for this Rich? (11 replies)
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Pierce Brosnan stopped for boarding plane with 10" hunting knife?! (0 replies)
- Wilshere fractured ankle. 2/3 months imo (16 replies)
- The fishmonger has just been with prawns the size of f**king lobsters. (12 replies)
- Diaby to miss start of Ligue 1 season and start training in 4-6 weeks (6 replies)
- OMG! Proof! Evidence! The smoking gun!!! (4 replies)
- More words of wisdom from the man who should be chairman (0 replies)
- So Benzema will be over for West Ham game eh..hope we win it and look good (23 replies)
- 'Vajacial'?
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- Monty, did you start your Brazilian Jiu Jitsu yet? (10 replies)
- I read this for some perspective. Ended up even deeper entrenched in the "wot a bunch of c**ts" camp (10 replies)
- ISS passing over us! my first thought was muzzas..then realised space station NOW look (13 replies)
- i love the 3 ish to 4 ish too much awimb guilt when it goes quiet as people (3 replies)
- I see Jezza has been caught trying to sneak back onto top gear! (0 replies)
- How the flying f**k can every hotel room in Bedford be taking up on a Saturday night? (30 replies)
- I don't get the furore over this Kids Company charity losing funding (10 replies)
- Just finished watching the US House of Cards. Very good. Is the original UK won worth watching? (13 replies)
- Given his current injury at a crucial point in an Ashes series, it's fair to say that I'm starting (1 replies)
- If I claimed Sir Tedward touched my winkie, how much compo would I get? (4 replies)
- I'm still sat in meeting room though it finished at 11 (12 replies)
- So Bonkers Boris has finally admitted that Night Tube will not be introduced on 12th Sept. (32 replies)
- I've narrowed it down to 2 choices (27 replies)
- The guy in **** shirt is pretty tasty imo teaches him a few things
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- He's a f**king liar (0 replies)
- Yet another body found in a Manchester canal.......phantom pusher strikes again* (23 replies)
- 27 more days of transfer bull****. Higuain being linked again (2 replies)
- Classic Myles Palmer
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- So, why not throw in a bid for Ronaldo?? Personally I do not ... (26 replies)
- If you ever needed proof that football supporters are fickle (0 replies)
- > (4 replies)
- HELLOOOOOOO Mother f**kers!!!!!!! (1 replies)
- Akpom on loan to Hull for the season (67 replies)
- I think we still need a striker of the RvP type. Giroud is still lacking that ability & Theo will (3 replies)
- Our Stan pulled a fast one on the city of St Louis...Poor Chief has to fork out 400 million on a new (1 replies)
- f**king hell, we thought it was bad having Piers Morgan. (20 replies)
- Gin. (2 replies)
- Top four prediction for this season (and bear in mind I'm f**king good at this ****) (13 replies)
- Dzeko to Roma for 14m, that seems a bit of a bargain (4 replies)
- What say AWIMB to the lady from the Coral adverts? Apparently she was a UFC ring lady (4 replies)
- Is Homer doing the PPL and, if not, will the great and good of this site appoint or allow someone (0 replies)
- Sangweches I would like to try, if only I still used food in that way. No.1. (22 replies)
- Are we certain there will be no more Arsenal signings before the deadline? (15 replies)
- Blimey, Theo could be knocking on the door of the 100 Club by the end of this seaon (7 replies)
- So. Edward Heath, then. Again, this hardly comes as a surprise, does it? That's the thing with most (24 replies)
- What is it that women see in babies? Earlier on, a picture was sent round of a baby that some (23 replies)
- They are building some new flats in my area. Out of curiosity I asked for some information. (22 replies)
- Is it normal to feel so angry when you hear the term 'Marbs' (32 replies)
- What *is* this "mindfulness" ****housery I keep hearing about? (20 replies)
- So apart from this chap do anyone else get that Nike kit? (0 replies)
- Spurs really are a long, long way behind us on every level. Add social media to the list (3 replies)
- its been a 30 hours since we won a trophy WENGER OUT FFS (1 replies)
- Favourite Cilla Black song? (6 replies)
- was there any comment re chelsea taking long throws like stoke with delap (3 replies)
- What's happened to the Match Ticket Forum? I need 2 for Palace away. (2 replies)
- Most impressive person yesterday was Bellerin for me. (6 replies)
- Rich! Benzema is out injured for the Audi cup not travelling with the team. (12 replies)
- How was Mesut? (33 replies)
- Where was Rosicky yesterday? (1 replies)
- Palace have just paid 9m for Conor Wickham (8 replies)
- Bizarrely the most indispensable player for what looks like a serious title challenge is a guy who (11 replies)
- Ted Bench finally accused of noncery. Old Bill blamed for coverup etc. (8 replies)
- We're looking a very decent punt for the title for the first time in years (7 replies)
- The one thing that has struck me in all this Cilla Black nonsense is the memory that she claimed her (4 replies)
- So is everyone having a jolly summer? (8 replies)
- I am rather pleased with yesterday. And Mourinho showed that he is a bigger cund that I thought he (28 replies)
- Should I? (8 replies)
- Would RVP (can't believe I am saying this) or Falcao (17 replies)
- Did amuse me yesterday when AW went to chat with the BT sport pundits and said on Saturday morning (4 replies)
- :bendtnertime: (7 replies)
- Apart from the football what else is happening Awimb? (27 replies)
- Everyone ready for the Big Wild Sleepout? (16 replies)
- Young Hector's runwas vital for Ox's goal by taking out the 2nd defender. There would have been no (1 replies)
- Red stockings (3 replies)
- This place kinda stinks of death. (4 replies)
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Wenger categorically denies La Liga transfer move (0 replies)
- Wenger out? Anyone? (3 replies)
- Where was Sanchez today? (5 replies)
- Interesting contrast between Mourinho's and Wenger's more formal appearance. Looked like the former (1 replies)
- I so lurve the season about to start but, (0 replies)
- The Ox goal. If it had been Ospina who let that in, would we be complaining, blaming his short arms (2 replies)
- It is clear the title is now ours to lose. (1 replies)
- Jose making himself the centre of attention again. Then Arsene blanks him (3 replies)
- Wilshere injured. It's begun
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- Morale boosting win but you can't help hoping we're not done yet in the transfer window. (2 replies)
- Should have been 3-0 but for the weak efforts in the final minutes. (1 replies)
- Four trophies on the trot! This team is on the brink of something special. (0 replies)
- 'murica. (7 replies)
- giroud sucks. (3 replies)
- That should give us confidence, especially in defense (3 replies)
- There is certainly a better defensive balance. Players covering each other, more compact etc (0 replies)
- Treble (0 replies)
- :trophy: (0 replies)
- hazard is in his falling-like-he-was-shot phase. (0 replies)
- Santi Cazorla is our Leprechaun. Magic. Theo better grow some. (0 replies)
- WD OX. (0 replies)
- Brilliant Ox 1-0 (0 replies)
- Stop hurting Santi you c**ts (0 replies)
- A stamp on Santi (1 replies)
- Roy Keane!
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- Lynn Anderson RIP. She never promised anyone a rose garden. (0 replies)
- Surprise! Surprise! Cilla Black RIP. (2 replies)
- Any awimb Fantasy Football league ? (5 replies)
- Another plane crash - this time at Oulton Park (1 replies)
- ***kin 'ell Ran’dell, just stay the feck away from there... (0 replies)
- Can't the Bin Laden's fly anywhere without crashing into things?
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- Here's an insight into the weird masochism that is hammered into a man by watching England play (10 replies)
- Ladies and gentleman - I thank you >>> (8 replies)
- Mission Impossible: Rogue Nation was ok. Tom Cruise is incredible tho. >> (0 replies)
- Benzema's second attempt to fly to Arsenal, has failed pretty badly (2 replies)
- Is it fair? (3 replies)
- On Sunday Our fans will be booing Fab while Chelsea will be doing the same to Cech. (1 replies)
- On Walcott (0 replies)
- I wonder if we're going to see football's equivalence to a hockey line change this year from Wenger. (0 replies)
- The arrogant Aussies always take the piss out of England when they win and suggest players should (2 replies)
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Ebola (2 replies)
- WD Bell imo (0 replies)
- Hand in Glove? >>> (3 replies)
- Predictions thread here, in case Homer has forgotten and he can then transfer it (67 replies)
- 2nd wkt down. If we lose, I'll blame Berni's theological infidelity. (18 replies)
- Help. I need to make dinner tonight. Something that doesn't take longer than hour and something (43 replies)
- Here's Kike....... (10 replies)
- Has our pitiful, ignominious colllapse commenced yet? (1 replies)
- Cook goes for 7, shocker... (0 replies)
- Was thinking this is good - clearly no wickets going down. awimb seems calm (3 replies)
- Walcott now on the same money as Ozil and Sanchez. Our wage bill will be over (44 replies)
- According to Twitter, reports in Spain that Madrid have accepted our 40m bid for Benzema (21 replies)
- Hmmm....119 lead and rising, 150+ and I'll worry (1 replies)
- f**king great awimb is now spoiled for the day with a sticky. (0 replies)
- Walcott can relax now & go back to being average (0 replies)
- Rich. If you had to choose between signing Benzema or winning this test series, which is it? (2 replies)
- No wicket yet? Wenger out (6 replies)
- f**king stupid review (2 replies)
- At what point at work do you say this person is completely useless and you get rid of them? (1 replies)
- I have a feeling we are going to make some tremendous signings before deadline day. (39 replies)
- Well at this rate the spectators today should get some interesting cricket. (9 replies)
- Homer J ? When will the PPPL start again? (3 replies)
- Surely we can't balls this test match up? (30 replies)
- So after killing that poor Lion that cnunt Walter Palmer wanted to kill an Elephant... (14 replies)
- Looks like the Aussies went for a jolly good knees up on Wednesday night. (0 replies)
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- So sleeping for only 4 hours a day isn't really a good idea... (10 replies)
- standard ashes visit.
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- jeezus just doing some work research on 5g, m2m and iot (4 replies)
- There appears to be sheep herding at prime time on ITV1. (4 replies)
- GANPATI gets you Warner - and on a NELSON just to show you he's the Divinity for you. Start doing (3 replies)
- Oh God, I've got to go to Twickenham for England against France (20 replies)
- Looking for Hol. Flick back desktop and it says WICKET on the screen. Jai Shree Ganesh (5 replies)
- What's for dinner? Plus I am so tired I don't know if I have the energy to actually go home. (29 replies)
- My magic desktop changer works again. Was about to switch, andthennew the wkt would fall so watched. (8 replies)
- Essex (0 replies)
- Seriously, I would be deliriously happy if David Warner were to choke on his cheese sarnie at tea (2 replies)
- Anyone want any chickens? (17 replies)
- Come on Moeen. This is our last chance. We need a wicket. Oh. Goes for 4 first ball. (8 replies)
- Waheyyyy! (0 replies)
- In which case we'll lose. (7 replies)
- so Charlie. What, pray tell, is a pakisaurus? (3 replies)
- Walk off you ****er
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- wtach 'em put on about 150 for 2 now (8 replies)
- I go out for an hour or so and it all goes well. I come back in and we lose a wicket. (17 replies)
- Moeen (9 replies)
- What's the one thing in your fridge you find it hard to resist every time you open it? (13 replies)
- I watched an hour-long interview with Sol Campbell recently on Sky Sports, conducted by an (17 replies)
- Ash, it was a big open plan gym with glass wallsand glass walled 5 a side..very gay pumping (8 replies)
- The Buttler didn't do it. (20 replies)
- I saw an episode of Time Team yesterday. It was OK, but it reminded me of the pure joy that was the (26 replies)
- Kevin Hurley..end Gurkhas to Calais..shrood imo as then we wont let them back either (30 replies)
- Duck next time, you ginger, Northern donkey. Here comes the collapse. (10 replies)
- I'm being hassled to join the work football team. apart from being out of shape and **** (13 replies)
- So yesterday evening I was stood in a pub off Borough High Street watching the cricket. Ian Bell and (34 replies)
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- Help Out a French Gooner? (10 replies)
- There's clearly at least one person who believes we are serious title contenders: Mourinho. He (20 replies)
- FAO cyclist haters, I hope that one day you will bump into this guy... (2 replies)
- Idea how to solve the Calais problem. Empty it of trains and let them storm it. When they are (4 replies)
- Rich, your football shirt parallel with cycle****s was nonsense, I'm afraid. (9 replies)
- I do so hope some animal rights loony gets to the lion-torturing dentist (32 replies)
- What are we thinking the minimum England need to get to is? 300? (1 replies)
- That 'catch' was proper ridicules (0 replies)
- today is a very weird day. I don't like it. (15 replies)
- Big wicket! COME ONNN!!!!!!!!!! (14 replies)
- Lyth is surely going to get out any moment, isn't he? (11 replies)
- Are you able to maintain several interests/hobbies simultaneously? (22 replies)
- GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON NNNNNNNNNNE! (19 replies)
- And some people wanted Jimmy dropped (10 replies)
- Seems a strange time for sports to be on. (3 replies)
- It appears a stonking toss to lose - 86/6 (7 replies)
- Koscielny is really rather good....................... (1 replies)
- Oi, Ash
Do you like, or even not mind, magical realism? (11 replies)
- 94 - 7
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- I'm in the process of instigating a Twitch-Hunt against a company called Journohub, which (9 replies)
- Apparently Sport Bild says we want Reus for 48m....from Twitter (11 replies)
- f**king rain delay again I took the day off for this! (6 replies)
- I was watching this DVD last night (0 replies)
- You're all skeewif. (1 replies)
- Finn (12 replies)
- What tv channel is the Community Shield on please thank you? (6 replies)
- This Calais business is all getting a bit naughty. (20 replies)
- Needed that. Thought they were going to sneak through this rough patch with only one down for a (1 replies)
- Started watching "Humans" last night. Bit of a stretch to believe (3 replies)
- JIMMMMMMY!!!!! (3 replies)
- Where will all this stupidity end? (4 replies)
- 3rd Test: Mentally weak pussy ****ers to bowl, serial super human winners to bat. (1 replies)
- Sometimes I log in ready to post, then realise you're all lame and log straight out. (1 replies)
- Well, that's 2-1 to Aus then (2 replies)
- So Benzema is still with the squad and will play against Milan on Thursday. He's just a prick tease, (8 replies)
- 'Sup Goons.. (8 replies)
- There's clearly at least one person who believes we are serious title contenders: Mourinho. He (17 replies)
- Benezmea will probably land at Farnborough or such like. My friend is a pilot for Vistajet (33 replies)
- If Benzema comes it will kill Yaya (9 replies)
- Ken Clarke grope scandal, another win for the homo lobby. Seems guys accused of groping other guys (0 replies)
- Should Ashley Maitland-Niles ever make it, his name could be sung to the tune of (8 replies)
- Alexis, Ozil, Ox/Theo, Benzema. Not bad, eh?! (18 replies)
- Just seen Benzema ordering a wing meal deal at Sam's chicken, Holloway Road. (1 replies)
- We should start penning lyrics so Karim already has a song. here's the tune: (20 replies)
- So, this Benzene fellow is a done deal then. Isn't he a bit, you know, fat? (78 replies)
- Did anyone see the start of the BBC mini series about the Bloomsbury Set last night? (33 replies)
- Gunners' boss hints at possible starting line up v West Ham. (7 replies)
- One thing you can't help noticing pre season is our reluctance to put ourselves on the marketing (20 replies)
- Phew.. Panic over at the BBC as they've managed to scour the country in the name of diversity (3 replies)
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