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  1. What's the confidence level on here regarding today's match. Mine will be very high after we win. (0 replies)
  2. So no Benzema then. (6 replies)
  3. This is utter, utter knee jerk nonsense. (35 replies)
  4. Tube strike off. My 4 day weekend is ruined angry (0 replies)
  5. I'm excited about tonight. If we are indeed now a bona fide title-challenger, there's a reasonable (32 replies)
  6. Wenger and Rodgers prepared for the match tonight (1 replies)
  7. Damien McBride's gone fully mental hehe (37 replies)
  8. I'm really not feeling very confident at all about tonight (25 replies)
  9. Labour MP Grahame Morris said airshows should be “limited to displaying over water”. (23 replies)
  10. Are we on proper TV tonight? (21 replies)
  11. Film anti-recommendation. If you have heard that the recent DVD release 'The Falling' is good, be (35 replies)
  12. My c**t-warble of an offspring had hidden my season ticket and now I have a pay a tenner (15 replies)
  13. (0 replies)
  14. So, this 'British' (?) bloke who initially claims to have hidden under a table and then got up at (38 replies)
  15. (0 replies)
  16. Look, I know I'm biased, but surely I can't be alone in finding this picture funny? (39 replies)
  17. Neg Clound Nine (14 replies)
  18. So this is it. We're going to die. (9 replies)
  19. Save Gary, donate now, just text 8028 to pledge five pounds today (7 replies)
  20. no benzema update in 12 hours. Cry (11 replies)
  21. Welcome aboard the newest registered user hehe Clap (5 replies)
  22. He doesn't get it. (0 replies)
  23. jan auge fjortoft, the ' respected journalist,' needs to be strung up. (2 replies)
  24. I've got 'sponsored content' ads at the top of the page when you click on a post. Despite having (5 replies)
  25. two tickets wanted for Liverpool home Upper tier please (0 replies)
  26. How **** are West Brom at the back today (5 replies)
  27. Let's go mr Gnabry (3 replies)
  28. Go on Gnabbers (0 replies)
  29. hmmmmm OK It might be time to move Jay Tee out of my FF team hehe (1 replies)
  30. Pedro 1 goal & assist in his first 30 mins. Why didn't we even at least attempt to sign him? (4 replies)
  31. Rub chin Bolt or Gaitlin? (1 replies)
  32. In light of the anglo-american heroics on board the train, the french have to be asking themselves (2 replies)
  33. hehe (1 replies)
  34. I hope that Cech doesn't turn out to be another Silvestre or or any of the other losers that AW has (16 replies)
  35. Jenkinson Yikes hehe (5 replies)
  36. Steve Smith. Frown (2 replies)
  37. mmm it cant get better imo sex followed by 2 egg, black pudding, fried tomato, 2 toast (9 replies)
  38. If Trump became president what a face off it would be with Putin. (3 replies)
  39. Plane crash in Sussex. (1 replies)
  40. Played the Geordies Clap (2 replies)
  41. private jet days Clound Nine benzema. (1 replies)
  42. TRUMP! (13 replies)
  43. come on barry up you get ! missing best part of day , time for lovely ride then run then swim n (1 replies)
  44. Music "From the Halls of Montezuma To the shores of Tripoli" (5 replies)
  45. henley tonight is gilf n milf centre of world as rewind fest (9 replies)
  46. Husband dont know wot hes hone Music (0 replies)
  47. I would like to see an experimental match played without the offside rule just to see what dynamics (5 replies)
  48. I wouldn't recommend anyone plowing into a deer at 75 mph on the highway...messy to (3 replies)
  49. Anyone have a working stream for the Morton v St Mirren game? (13 replies)
  50. Is 'rocket fuel coke' overpriced speed?..market research (2 replies)
  51. I've done it once again 'wimb. Thought my grub was taking ages... (2 replies)
  52. 42 years since Elvis bade us 'Aloha from Hawaii'! (10 replies)
  53. An ITK has said Benzema signs on Monday....... (2 replies)
  54. We are being linked with Lars Bender. Forget the quips - isn't he the type of player we need? (3 replies)
  55. Austraya were batting for so long I'm still wanting to see wickets Oh well (18 replies)
  56. Get Adam Lyth out of this f**king team. Jesus wept. (24 replies)
  57. I am not sure a search of his premises is really required. (30 replies)
  58. The thing with this Ashley Madison business nobody seems to have mentioned is the fact that a bunch (36 replies)
  59. Roasted and Salted Marcona Almond Halves With Honey. Eat (3 replies)
  60. Hard to argue with the Kiwi fella really (55 replies)
  61. Hang on, they've remande National Lampoon's Vacation! (15 replies)
  62. Berni. Forecast now available up until 19:00 local. (16 replies)
  63. whats up gangstas. frickin brian depalma has my script. not that this means anything. (7 replies)
  64. Corbyn's going to apologise for the Iraq war hehe Clap I'm sure you have all read about the controversy in France engendered by the publication of Michel (31 replies)
  65. Re: my Houellebecq post. The glw advises that I am, indeed, as thick as pig****. (10 replies)
  66. last 10 days of transfer window (13 replies)
  67. I do get the distinct feeling someone needs to wait up for Cheef (20 replies)
  68. Mark Wood appears to have forgotten to shave, ffs. An Ashes test match and you forget to shave. (8 replies)
  69. This will give Iain Duncan Smith food for thought. (17 replies)
  70. Can someone please post the latest on Benzema for Rich? Thanks. (2 replies)
  71. Have we had anymore bids for Benzema accepted yet? (7 replies)
  72. Odd Clound Nine (1 replies)
  73. Ed really, really should have grown a beard during the election :swoon: (14 replies)
  74. Was this the f**ker that broke Abou? I was almost sympathetic for a moment (7 replies)
  75. "Rosicky is progressing nicely but he is far away" (1 replies)
  76. TRUMP! (1 replies)
  77. Thinking ahead to the Champions draw I imagine Zenit, Benfica and PSV are the best options for us. (1 replies)
  78. GROANNN!!! Now Welbeck who was days away in pre-season won't return till after Wilshere! Another (6 replies)
  79. Ok, I know knocking the Guardian is little bit an Awimb sport nowadays, but I have to say, this (101 replies)
  80. How much would you have to be paid to work in say, Burger King, at a service station for a year? (76 replies)
  81. I'm getting the feeling we're going to f**k this transfer window big time. Ok many of the clever (36 replies)
  82. Oh, we got someone out, did we? Well done us. (2 replies)
  83. What is it about Jeremy Corbyn that turns all these guys into holocaust deniers and violent (1 replies)
  84. The poshest school I went to still only got 8 out of 51 #ghetto (23 replies)
  85. thank f**k for that enough for his college, 3 B's and 3 c's ..plus an argument (2 replies)
  86. Australians really do seem to excel in lowering the moral standards for everyone. (23 replies)
  87. Welcome to the banterdome! (3 replies)
  88. What an exceptional moron this man is (45 replies)
  89. Of all the irritating things about Americans, is there anything worse than the way they pronounce (18 replies)
  90. Operation Yew(calyptus)tree: Vinegar Tits is a nonce?! (4 replies)
  91. See? Back from doctors 1 hr later and still no wicket. We won't get one all day imo. (14 replies)
  92. The ball'sdoing nothing. Bad decision to bowl and we'll be made to pay for it. (11 replies)
  93. Anyone have a work affinity scheme for car purchases? (4 replies)
  94. So what did you all wish to be once you had your O Level/GCSE results then? (71 replies)
  95. Well I think that's more leaves in the first over than Australia managed in the whole of the first (10 replies)
  96. TV programme ideas: "Through the Keys Hole" (2 replies)
  97. Probably best I keep my gcse celebrating pics to myself I guess... (63 replies)
  98. England fancy the weekend off then (2 replies)
  99. I'm not voting Jeremy because... (3 replies)
  100. Ferrari have resigned Raikkonen, very odd (5 replies)
  101. This article has some valid points. (WARNING - CONTAINS LINK TO BLEACHER REPORT SHYTTE) (0 replies)
  102. It's ok sorted. It was a false alarm. You can all come back in now. (0 replies)
  103. Where's the Ashley Madison list? (15 replies)
  104. Missed the e-cigarette chat before though I've read it. Does no-one find it odd that the NHS should (7 replies)
  105. **** statues #37 (27 replies)
  106. Sky Bet slash odds on Benzema to Arsenal Clound Nine (7 replies)
  107. Welcome to the Premiership Gokhan Inler (28 replies)
  108. Well I have discovered that, if you leave a tub of Waitrose houmous in your bag for 24 hours, by the (37 replies)
  109. Pedro has said no to United and off to Chelsea (11 replies)
  110. Good lord. Frown (18 replies)
  111. Right f**k this. I'm applying for a Dutch passport, pronto. (47 replies)
  112. My other half just sent me http://www.randomizelist.com/ (0 replies)
  113. Ainsley Maitland-Niles is jolly good according to a tractor boy colleague. (17 replies)
  114. I'm slightly curious about the etiquette of e-cigarettes and people's attitudes towards them (50 replies)
  115. I saw a truly odd documentary last night, and when I say “odd” I mainly mean stupefyingly ****. (2 replies)
  116. So Rodney Marsh is the latest ITK to say Benzema bid has been accepted. A man named Rodney ffs. (31 replies)
  117. Facebook is a lot of plain, boring or ugly people complimenting each other. The triumph of the (12 replies)
  118. Ten steps to the perfect spurs summer, courtesy of F365 (0 replies)
  119. Trivia quiz- Arsenal, singapore and a church in hendon. What links the three? (11 replies)
  120. He may have a tsunami of evidence. (0 replies)
  121. cavani, gotze, muller, benzema. starting to look a little crowded all of a sudden. Rub chin (0 replies)
  122. one observation from chelse-city. you wouldnt want to fvck with mangala. (0 replies)
  123. Oh well, Hoping for an upset but Club Bugger didn't put up much a fight against Manure (1 replies)
  124. Of all the top PL teams which one has sought and bought the most U.K. born players? (1 replies)
  125. Diaby injured at Manu. (0 replies)
  126. New Flight of the Conchords film is on its way Clound Nine (4 replies)
  127. Have we signed any won yet? (27 replies)
  128. Ash, Corkscrew lane, Crystal palace to south downs, ever walked it ? (30 replies)
  129. Sir Charlie - heard about the new Szechuan next to Emirates Stadium currently (13 replies)
  130. Anyone know much about this Oatmeal bloke who City have just signed from Valencia (15 replies)
  131. Nope, still singularly unimpressed by robots (40 replies)
  132. Apparently, the young people are all laughing at this right now. (0 replies)
  133. Who else has been enjoying Tommy and Tuppence's adventures in 'Partners In Crime'? (13 replies)
  134. How's this for #everyday sexism? In the space of an hour this morning, (11 replies)
  135. Has the lynch mob gone? (8 replies)
  136. I am about to phone someone who made a grand total of one appearance for The Arsenal (25 replies)
  137. So that Pique business further down...what if it were true, though? (2 replies)
  138. You have to hand it to Pique for taking the whole your mum business to the next level (15 replies)
  139. Word of advice. Don't park your Aston Martin in Hackney (58 replies)
  140. Bernie, you may believe he's lying, but Corbyn claims his associations with (41 replies)
  141. No smoke without fire. No faecal stench without a big fat turd somewhere. (0 replies)
  142. Sir C, I would have thought you'd have been at Biggin Hill today? (2 replies)
  143. "So no one told you life was gonna be this way...I'll be there for you" (0 replies)
  144. My friends may be racist, my friends may be homophobic, my friends may be misogynists; this is my (24 replies)
  145. Have we f**king signed anyone yet? (3 replies)
  146. Interesting silence from the Corbymaniacs when confronted with evidence of left wing rejection of (22 replies)
  147. Something I noticed about Cech is that he seems to prefer two fisting out a cross than trying to (6 replies)
  148. hehe Just saw a clip of blindoid football on Channel 4 News. A bloke started bear hugging the (6 replies)
  149. f**king arsehole referee - scoreline should be reversed. Cowardly man. (2 replies)
  150. Welcome to the Premier League Bournemouth (3 replies)
  151. What will do for Corbyn in the end, I suspect, is his stand on gays. (54 replies)
  152. Watched pain and gain on Saturday ...it was quite good for something with The Rock in it (3 replies)
  153. Jorge, I see you've had a bit of a 'Chimp's Tea' (2 replies)
  154. Bleeding hell (15 replies)
  155. 2 more bombs found in Bangkok. Why can't everyone just get along? Frown (8 replies)
  156. Chelsea's official site doing a passable impression of Pravda (24 replies)
  157. Fascists come in strange guises these days (0 replies)
  158. Music "We are staying up, I said we are staying up!!!". Music (3 replies)
  159. Sir Tom Jones thinks he's been fired because he's old. He's wrong. He's been fired because he is a (24 replies)
  160. Kim il Snin and Arconada - have you read A Confederacy of Dunces? You should. (10 replies)
  161. Of course no sane person would spend their birthday walking through (15 replies)
  162. Blimey - Cesc got a bit of a kicking from Alan Shearer yesterday (no change there) (15 replies)
  163. *Hidden* Gems of South London #381: St James Street Stables, South Bermondsey. (14 replies)
  164. Could one of you Spanish football experts explain to me why Real Madrid sold the boggly-eyed (30 replies)
  165. Jorge, is it okay to mention the word 'desire' when talking about Sanchez's header? (22 replies)
  166. Speaking of Americans and football (1 replies)
  167. Madrid are signing Mateo Kovacic according to AS .. (9 replies)
  168. Gems of South London #67: One Tree Hill, Honour Oak. (5 replies)
  169. Yvette Cooper proving that it takes an idiot to marry an idiot .. (1 replies)
  170. I caught the tale end of the punditry on the Chaelsea game yesterday. (34 replies)
  171. My view on yesterday's game, and these are FACTS I tell ya (13 replies)
  172. Looking forward - Liverpool will probably arrive on a tide of optimism on Monday boosted by two wins (1 replies)
  173. Jose M' reen - ee-oh - Don't like his physio (19 replies)
  174. Congratulations to El Diego, 12 years clean Clap (0 replies)
  175. wd The Mash Clap (0 replies)
  176. So, First round of the Labour leadership vote today.. (4 replies)
  177. I don't think we've taken enough time to laugh at John Terry. Practically in tears on the bench (9 replies)
  178. Can someone explain how Cazorla got MOTM yesterday? Rub chin (2 replies)
  179. I'm surprised more players don't try to rattle Costa more. I know he gets roughed up a lot (0 replies)
  180. Ok Belgian lovers here. Can Club Brugge do any damage to Manu? (4 replies)
  181. Good battling win. Monreal MOTM imo (1 replies)
  182. Kompster Clound Nine Love (4 replies)
  183. Camila Batmanandrobinheliport is Hendon Gooner's near-neighbour! (2 replies)
  184. No Hendon, Wembley or Devon.... we must have won (1 replies)
  185. Man. City look scaringly powerful. Not looking forward to us meeting them. (3 replies)
  186. f**k off Mourino. Serves u right for disrespecting Eva. (2 replies)
  187. Expect Arteta to start ahead of Coq next match... Shrug (2 replies)
  188. Is that goal gonna go to Alexis or own goal? (4 replies)
  189. Ramires hehe (0 replies)
  190. Midtable Clound Nine (2 replies)
  191. How many times has Santi lost possession? Bang head (5 replies)
  192. Coq committed a total of four fouls, that's all (1 replies)
  193. Lexy's pecs are giving the 'orn (0 replies)
  194. Le Coq mimicking Wenger and kicking every ball on the bench hehe (0 replies)
  195. Mr Buenos..who are the mob of gob****es in the black T shirts near the corner flag? (3 replies)
  196. Get MA8 on for Coqor he'll be banned fornext week too. (0 replies)
  197. He did f**k all there but we need to get Arteta on for Cog...he wants to send him off now (0 replies)
  198. No proper DM cover to sub Coq (0 replies)
  199. Awesome defence hehe ****er (0 replies)
  200. what was the Palace defender at there! (0 replies)
  201. f**king french c**t Frown (6 replies)
  202. A keeper who can't stretch his arms can be little bit problem. (4 replies)
  203. This back heel obsession has got to go ....and the selfies (0 replies)
  204. Get f**king Chesney back now (1 replies)
  205. Lol Cech. Nice one Jose (0 replies)
  206. Goal! (0 replies)
  207. I remember Tony Woodcock scoring one like that. Top finish. (0 replies)
  208. Good grief Yikes (0 replies)
  209. Wow (0 replies)
  210. HTF did Alexis miss that? ffs (1 replies)
  211. I just saw Ozii sprinting.....we're on the drugs at last Clound Nine :neg: (0 replies)
  212. Sanchez Frown (0 replies)
  213. Ramsey on the right. (0 replies)
  214. Graeme Souness actually talks a lot sense doesn't he? I used to think he was a right mean *******. (0 replies)
  215. Cech, Bellerin, Mertesacker, Koscielny, Monreal, Coquelin, Ramsey, Cazorla, Ozil, Sanchez, Giroud (0 replies)
  216. Spurs hehe (5 replies)
  217. Spurs hehe II (0 replies)
  218. Bang head Even Leicester are beating West Ham 2 nil at Upton Park (5 replies)
  219. Of course Barcelona can do no worng. Thrashed 4-0 by Bilbao the media harps on about their (2 replies)
  220. I just did a little bit of sick hehe :partridge: (0 replies)
  221. Six points behind! We've lost the league in August again haven't we? (3 replies)
  222. Limmy's sweary xylophone hehe (3 replies)
  223. What's for dinner f**ktards? (5 replies)
  224. Gazing wonder-struck at the build and marvellous, lithe beauty of Hector Love (0 replies)
  225. I hadn't been up West for aabout a year then had a little peep around the NPG. When did those modern (10 replies)
  226. The newest registered users are 'Jord Janner' and 'f**k off Berni and SirC' (5 replies)
  227. Mind you, I might have the horn for a ruby now. (16 replies)
  228. hehe (13 replies)
  229. Jorge, did you do the kebab thing last night? (60 replies)
  230. Corbyn is to the left of Tony Benn (2 replies)
  231. My Jeremy Corbyn action figure has arrived Clound Nine (70 replies)
  232. Thanks to snin, I've become rather addicted to Sowetan Live. This article tickled me. (0 replies)
  233. Charlie Austin has posted a picture on Twitter of him at his daughter's birthday party. On the back (39 replies)
  234. Jose handled that quite well, in fairness. Maybe bantering your medical team off (0 replies)
  235. It's 3pm - someone has just handed me an open bottle of 9.3% stout from a local brewery (2 replies)
  236. Has anyone here actually met Jeremy Corbyn? I met him years ago and he was personally quite a (10 replies)
  237. "Jap. Yo, Jap. Walk on. Walk on. Oi, walk on. Yeah you, Jap. Walk on.” (17 replies)
  238. Solid opening gambit from the boy Jose in his presser (18 replies)
  239. Red, you're sending your boys to school in Germany? (17 replies)
  240. Anyone have reason to regularly consume alcohol-free beer? (28 replies)
  241. In other news, Neymar has mumps. (0 replies)
  242. i see wenger is doing bit of maureen baiting...never ends well imo (20 replies)
  243. Oh, those playful Turks hehe (8 replies)
  244. where is all the rip n outpouring for ol blakey then ? (1 replies)
  245. I have a Dupuytren's Contracture. This means I am genetically a viking. (24 replies)
  246. Yikes apocalyptic. (42 replies)
  247. What's all this fuss about with this tennis chap telling another tennis chap his mate's f**ked his (20 replies)
  248. That loss was just what we needed imo we are going to smash 15 wins in a row and have this league (27 replies)
  249. I wonder if his dream was to die in the Wycombe Wethespoon ? not the best advert for the food imo (11 replies)