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- Guys my modem stopped working today so was unable to get involved in any banter (3 replies)
- All right, this much. fast and furious 6 is effing great. lotta hot chicks. (7 replies)
- I thought Wales were meant to be good these days? (3 replies)
- Morning Guys whats everyone up to on this happy lovely Sunday? (12 replies)
- Van Persie Poor lamb isn't going to flaunt his talents at a major championship again. (0 replies)
- Rosberg (3 replies)
- Swampy, Bansky, c**tsy. (0 replies)
- The Specials (4 replies)
- England qualify. Name on trophy imo (4 replies)
- As a proud Brit I would like to highlight Johanna Konta's win today. (3 replies)
- Rooney in the ITV studio. :fullkit****er: (5 replies)
- An elderly man's fantasy.... being raped by Serena Williams. (5 replies)
- I want to do my bit for the refugee crisis. How does one go about (8 replies)
- The Roonster goes level with Bobby Charlton. I bet the old c**t is (4 replies)
- Guys, Walcott just scored with his first touch after just a few seconds being on the pitch (4 replies)
- Guys just seen the England starting lineup (5 replies)
- Arsehole Aussies (0 replies)
- Morning Guys its a shame there is no Arsenal match today but its the weekend yay (17 replies)
- Super how the cheat Nadal is finally going off into the sunset. (13 replies)
- Hundreds of thousands of Syrian refugees (6 replies)
- Trom Brady. wow. wot a boy (6 replies)
- This c**t must be on Wengers payroll... (2 replies)
- Grocer Jack (0 replies)
- Lou Christie - Lightnin' Strikes (0 replies)
- Street Dance (0 replies)
- The consciences of the West are drunk in the pubs whilst welcoming the pubs' Nemeses. (4 replies)
- Can we talk about Tom Brady and how wonderful he is? (2 replies)
- Like the Roman, I seem to see the River Tiber foaming with much blood. (1 replies)
- You're a reeeeet c**t '71 (4 replies)
- Guys Im thinking of changing my handle to something hip like Rups, Rupee or Rupsta (6 replies)
- Who is Pert? I think we should be told. (22 replies)
- Best cartoon villains? (5 replies)
- eastgermanautos - I've come up with a mash-up movie idea: Transferminator (11 replies)
- Man about the house (0 replies)
- I've done my time (Tony C ) (0 replies)
- Darlin (0 replies)
- Guys what are you all up to this evening? (40 replies)
- The only one I know... (0 replies)
- One of the last, of a dying breed. (0 replies)
- Yep. Paving the way. (0 replies)
- Has anybody seen Straight Outa Compton? (14 replies)
- Welcome to the end of western civilisation and the Islamist Millennium! (30 replies)
- Can we talk about Joel Campbell? (12 replies)
- Wenger - You genius! Wellbeck is going the be the "like a new signing" for the Jan transfer window.. (9 replies)
- the trick, it seems to me, to genuinely to give people false hope. by no means easy. (0 replies)
- Guys where is the discussion around what you are all having for lunch? (5 replies)
- KillingThingsWIMB: What's the worst bit of murdering you've had to do? (50 replies)
- Decent, non-hysterical article on the Migrugee problem. (4 replies)
- Guys Im going with Pert so remember it was me Rupert (2 replies)
- wd Keef. (20 replies)
- So, is everyone comfortsble with the knowledge that the club lied to us over wellbeck? (33 replies)
- Anyone listen to yesterday's pod? B. Glendenning with a staunch defence of Arsene, wd b imo. (7 replies)
- Guys what time do you all do that thing where you say what you are having for lunch? (8 replies)
- Ok, I'm starting to side with Claude and Rich now. Once again, pissing about for over 3 months (3 replies)
- They are either dead, racists or now murderers (3 replies)
- A f**king wasp stanged me last night while I was out running. I did nothing wrong. I was just (13 replies)
- RIP Sqn-Ldr Ian Hewitt : His Halifax bomber is on display at RAF Museum Hendon... (7 replies)
- Watched this incredible come back last night. I forgot what year this happened. (1 replies)
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- Welbeck has knee surgery, out for months... (32 replies)
- Can't believe they've held back the couple's name until paragraph six (3 replies)
- wd the plucky scot (0 replies)
- Physio Room's 'Most Injured XI' Great mench for the Arsenal lads (2 replies)
- are you watching nic ? we to paris (1 replies)
- I am making a curry but my chicken is going rubbery what am I doing wrong. (11 replies)
- come on Iceland (1 replies)
- A little bit of my faith in mankind has been restored. (7 replies)
- f**k me wales f**king ****e ramsey you twunt (4 replies)
- jorge you git putting me on twitter...my cycle ride for motor neurone tweet didnt go down well imo (4 replies)
- You couldn't make it up: there's an Estonian team called Eston Villa! (0 replies)
- According t'tinternet, a large mixed kebab contains 770 calories. (59 replies)
- Guys Im reading that Danny Welbeck should be back by Christmas so not so bad after all (11 replies)
- Can you shut up about bloody Muslims (7 replies)
- Ooof! The Hungarian fella's just come right out and said it (75 replies)
- I notice that News Now now requires you to register if you wish to hide more than 10 publications. (0 replies)
- Rashid (1 replies)
- Apologies for my earlier introduction. I wasnt entirely honest. (4 replies)
- The new ads we've got are f**king weird. I don't understand the target here: (5 replies)
- I just made a very inappropriate and possibly ill-judged joke. (14 replies)
- Slightly embarrassing goal of the month contest on arse.com. (1 replies)
- What do we think of this Minecraft billionaire chap who is desperately unhappy with his fortune (71 replies)
- sw, you're a genius (11 replies)
- Austraya have won this. Bantering England off all over the park with ****housery. (2 replies)
- I am so sorry I didnt introduce myself. How rude ... (15 replies)
- Apparently our stadium is boring looking, as opposed to hideous? (13 replies)
- hotmailformatting****houseryWimb: Whenever I send an email in homail, (1 replies)
- I can't see how our squad is supposed to be stronger than last season's. (17 replies)
- I still don’t understand how anyone can think we desperately need any outfield signings other than a (39 replies)
- Looks like Eva and "Jose" have made up. (1 replies)
- So this transgender student chap in the US has been legally granted the right to use (11 replies)
- Was there an Arsenal player during the 60's or 70's called Bryson? (4 replies)
- Dear The World: Actually, no, the fact that there are pictures of a dead toddler makes f**k all (31 replies)
- Wellbeck (11 replies)
- Playing chess with Gunnersaurus (1 replies)
- Nice to see the 7 o'clock protest on Monday evening had nobody turn up (9 replies)
- I hope Welbeck returns soon and is able to get a good run of games. (50 replies)
- You know, it could be worse, look at this lot (23 replies)
- Odds on any of this playing in a first them game for us? (8 replies)
- Computer/Phone wimb and Twitter (3 replies)
- Im glad Arsene didnt waste our transfer budget this summer (3 replies)
- I just seen that some of the hotels in Vienna still have smoking areas (28 replies)
- She sounds nice (15 replies)
- It does help if you read this tweet in the voice of Unlce Monty from Withnail & I (16 replies)
- Okay, I will not sit here and take this abuse. I am open to invite members, to an open forum to (15 replies)
- For those who missed it - Gabriel auditions for Sri Lankan bowling attack. (20 replies)
- Fear the Walking Dead (21 replies)
- Meanwhile, over on Facebook... (6 replies)
- TravelWIMB. Mrs 40th next yr, need suggestions for a city break (29 replies)
- Danny Murphy is a thick c**t (18 replies)
- Oi, Rich (0 replies)
- So Tim "The Tits" Payton has used the AST to call for a "Transfer Inquiry" (3 replies)
- you went on a ***** ?! (1 replies)
- Are we really going to have to put up with people moaning about us not signing anyone all day? (35 replies)
- Rich - you're going to Amsterdam and you don't smoke? (6 replies)
- Payton is a c**t. We should have made a signing so we don't hae to see his fat face if nothing else. (4 replies)
- Because, you moron, the sodding site won't allow me to. Go fix it. (2 replies)
- In answer to below. I want the club to be run as a football club, not a computer game or a business. (1 replies)
- The best signing we could make (12 replies)
- I want Arsene as manager with a board and chairman that are aggressively involved in bringing more (1 replies)
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- I don't think Arsenal intended to sign anyone other than Cech. The club went along with all the (5 replies)
- Last time we signed only a GK in the summer. We went unbeaten in the league (0 replies)
- Picture of tonight's Wenger Out! protest. (5 replies)
- Y'know what? I f**kin love AW. He's just this wonderful grown-up in this world of idiot children (9 replies)
- here's what's going to happen: we're going to lose to the host of pretty damn tough teams that're (1 replies)
- Poor Walcott.... no matter what sport he can't hit the target. (3 replies)
- Did Rich end up having a breakdown last night? (0 replies)
- deafening silence on arse.com (0 replies)
- I hope we get stuck in early against Stoke, otherwise the boo-boys and spend-some-f**king-money mob (4 replies)
- In answer to the below I have never booed Arsenal, not even when they play Palace. (0 replies)
- So I'm going to Amsterdam for the first time ever in January for a long weekend. I am going with the (6 replies)
- Adebayor refused to leave Tottenham Hotspur because he needed a sign from God (1 replies)
- Talking about jokes Kalstrom springs to mind , why not try Henry again (1 replies)
- Maybe we needed to loose 8-2 to get some new faces in? Shows Wenger is a clown (0 replies)
- Can we still get anybody online Ibrahimovich maybe? Or am I clutching straws (0 replies)
- Is it strange that I feel immensely proud of Arsene's frugality in the face of today's footballistic (2 replies)
- Only club in the top 5 leagues to not sign an outfield player (7 replies)
- Wenger has admitted FFP is over and we can't compete. So... we need Usmanov. (2 replies)
- How do we know if AW would buy anyone who would make a dramatic difference to the team? Ozil was (0 replies)
- I won't completely give up hope until 8 pm, which is the paperwork deadline. (3 replies)
- Arsenal needs Usmanov. (2 replies)
- Shall we have a sweepstake of who here is going to have the best meltdown? (5 replies)
- I think it's disgusting we haven't bought anyone. We have a good team but not good enough. Clearly. (1 replies)
- We're going to bring the Berbs in on a free aren't we? (1 replies)
- ITK Gene Hackman is a free agent and has been training with the team (1 replies)
- Assume hypothetically that AW would have spunked 50 mil on a striker were one available. Would that (0 replies)
- vote for august's player of the month. top story at arse.com. (0 replies)
- Can the Ox be our new striker, Wenger not sure where to play him... (0 replies)
- Now that all this nonesense has ended....we never needed to sign someone!! (0 replies)
- That's it. An honourable third or fourth place finish ahead of us. (2 replies)
- Dont let Rich near any sharp medical equipment for the next few hours please (3 replies)
- so.... (3 replies)
- The new financially competitive Arsenal is looking suspiciously like the old financially (3 replies)
- and now a week of International football to look forward to (1 replies)
- Woman pleads guilty to posting revenge porn photos of girlfriend (0 replies)
- Let me know when I can officially confirm (0 replies)
- Does anyone outside this forum know of the Zlatan rumour? Hasn't even been mentioned on Sky. (2 replies)
- 😎 10 minutes chaps 😎 (1 replies)
- Were we to sign Zlatty for a year or two, we could do with a young Titi to bed in like with Davor. (3 replies)
- COME ON IBRA (3 replies)
- Arsenal motto changing from victoria concordia crescit to erogare inde aliquid stupri pecuniam. (0 replies)
- COME ALL OVER THE PLACE (3 replies)
- Zlatan earns 290k a week. And he's nearly 34. Good signing? (7 replies)
- Seeing as he's (seemingly) staying, what are Joel's chances of breaking into the first team? (5 replies)
- COME ON IVAN (0 replies)
- COME ON DICK (0 replies)
- Ibra (11 replies)
- 1 hour and 45 mins remain. Still no new signing. Surely there will be something? Surely?! (15 replies)
- Always stood up for Wenger BUT the manager should not spend the final day of the transfer window - (0 replies)
- Getting bantered off b Heathrow airport in Twitter (0 replies)
- Have we sold Flamini yet? (2 replies)
- Like some mothers, we really do 'ave some. (41 replies)
- Not even a Kallstrom type player with a spinal injury? jesus (1 replies)
- Had one of those Indian scam calls claiming to be from Microsoft and my PC was being hacked.. (5 replies)
- He's actually not going to sign anyone , is he ? (10 replies)
- Good rant against Banksy from Brendan O'Neill imo >>> (44 replies)
- Kind of annoyed about Virgil van Dijk (2 replies)
- Starting to think Man U have been properly bantered off with ****housery over De Gea (9 replies)
- I will have a big update in the next 20 mins on the Cavani deal (12 replies)
- Talking of Cheque books Terry Wogan or Les Dawson? (13 replies)
- We can buy practically any player in the world, so we don't buy any. If we f**k up this season there (16 replies)
- I don't mean to moan & be fair I have been pretty good for a while BUT (14 replies)
- Inter sign 32 year old Felipe Melo for circa 8-10m wtf Mancini (4 replies)
- Orstein last season... (0 replies)
- Good news: made toad in the hole last night and there's leftovers for lunch (3 replies)
- I've been instructed to make my way to City Airport for an urgent pick up (0 replies)
- Oh dear (0 replies)
- Cavani terms agreed, apparently. Flying to London in the next few hours. (39 replies)
- David de Gea (7 replies)
- Ornstein has spoken (15 replies)
- Only way Wenger is going to bring in somebody to Arsenal... (1 replies)
- Spermwimb - Only 9 brave chaps currently listed in the UK databank (5 replies)
- I have just seen the picture of Arsene wining and dining with people in Paris. Putting the finishing (45 replies)
- I was rather distressed to see pictures of AW having to get an aeroplane with us normals. (1 replies)
- Charlie Austin (18 replies)
- Have Spurs signed anyone? Has Lewis finally got bored with throwing money into the pit? (7 replies)
- At least I am busy with work to keep checking the transfer deadline day news. We won't be signing (1 replies)
- United claim they have a receipt which says they sent their fax in time (6 replies)
- I think Awimb needs a a bunch of it's own reporters to stake out petrol stations (9 replies)
- So Arsene is in Paris? Are we signing Matuidi? Or, or... (6 replies)
- When we signed Ozil, how much speculation was there in the press? I'm desperately hoping we announce (14 replies)
- Small crowd gathering at Emirates. Rumour is Galindo is coming. (8 replies)
- If Arsene can't convince Cavani to join us today...will he take Zlatan with him instead? (5 replies)
- Have we singed anyone else yet? (0 replies)
- I think it's Cavani and Rabiot. I know nothing of the later. (11 replies)
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- I was checking the squad list on this site and saw several players who are no longer with the club. (0 replies)
- do you think sky will even bother to send someone to the emirates tomorrow night? (3 replies)
- Nelson Mandela's Smack and Crack Party Pack (4 replies)
- An excellent slogan for a sperm bank would be "Come and have a go if you think you're hard enough" (0 replies)
- Love this sort of transfer rumour, we're working on a deal but no one has a clue who (18 replies)
- I'm interviewing ginger Sol Campbell botherer Kelly Hoppen tomorrow (1 replies)
- Is it just me or are people treating today like a work day? (2 replies)
- I have just been told that monreal is definitely leaving by someone i would (8 replies)
- Fair play to Chelsea for raising the bar in the silly names game by signing Papy Djilobodji (7 replies)
- We're not signing anyone CONFIRMED (2 replies)
- Bad news about the boy, Wes Craven (19 replies)
- the whipit can of whipped cream: they actually give you a lot. it's a blessing from our lord. (0 replies)
- Not wishing to grumble, but if there are no strikers left in the world (23 replies)
- Seems like Utd have signed Martial. 36m (14 replies)
- Major signing confirmed on arsenal.com (1 replies)
- You have to feel for the poor ******* sky send to the Emirates really (2 replies)
- Wasn't that keen on the Benzema moving in thing earlier this summer, but it appears (34 replies)
- I hate Bank Holidays (8 replies)
- Guven that we were going to spend loadsofmoney and haven't why don't we just buy Bale? (2 replies)
- Transfer window slams shut tomorrow. Still not being linked with anyone, are we? (23 replies)
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- Absolutely Neg, well said (0 replies)
- 33 hours and 57 mins remaining (0 replies)
- my mums dead cnut sees more action than awimb these days imo (7 replies)
- That deadlocked sheep-shagger, Gomis. Just scored on MotD2. Let's buy 'im...... (1 replies)
- So these two players from one club we heard about from an ITK on here (1 replies)
- and wd chrissy hind for some honesty on same weekend germaine f**king greer (0 replies)
- still sweeping thru the papers.. i see in rugby u wales are now ranked 5th to england 6th (0 replies)
- just catching up on news..surely putting an indian in charge of an investigation of tipping is (1 replies)
- Swansea look ****-hot imo. (7 replies)
- Swansea are a scary looking lot, skillwise that is. (0 replies)
- mornin queers, i seem to have mislaid sunday , any ideas on where i left it? (1 replies)
- G Nev is livid morose ******* that he is (2 replies)
- WD Swansea (2 replies)
- Rooney (1 replies)
- According to Twitter, Andrew Sheridan is now a wine-drinking, song-writing poet (0 replies)
- Oh you sheep shagging beauties (2 replies)
- It is becoming clear that Corbyn is not just a laugh but also a traitor. (0 replies)
- Chelsea away at Everton next... do i scent a crumbling of the Mouron's empire? (0 replies)
- This summer was the perfect summer transfer window for Arsenal........ (2 replies)
- Despite the decaff display one bright spot was the Kos-Gabriel partnership. Got a feeling that's (4 replies)
- Bueno might get a chuckle out of the newest registered wimber if he wasn't too busy (5 replies)
- Prob a but anyway (0 replies)
- Jesus Christ Almighty - far, far too much Chianti last night. I think this might be the end, AWIMB. (1 replies)
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