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Rooney in the ITV studio. :fullkit****er: (5 replies)
An elderly man's fantasy.... being raped by Serena Williams. (5 replies)
I want to do my bit for the refugee crisis. How does one go about (8 replies)
The Roonster goes level with Bobby Charlton. I bet the old c**t is (4 replies)
Guys, Walcott just scored with his first touch after just a few seconds being on the pitch (4 replies)
Guys just seen the England starting lineup (5 replies)
Arsehole Aussies (0 replies)
Morning Guys its a shame there is no Arsenal match today but its the weekend yay (17 replies)
Super how the cheat Nadal is finally going off into the sunset. (13 replies)
Hundreds of thousands of Syrian refugees (6 replies)
Trom Brady. wow. wot a boy (6 replies)
This c**t must be on Wengers payroll... (2 replies)
Grocer Jack (0 replies)
Lou Christie - Lightnin' Strikes (0 replies)
Street Dance (0 replies)
The consciences of the West are drunk in the pubs whilst welcoming the pubs' Nemeses. (4 replies)
Can we talk about Tom Brady and how wonderful he is? (2 replies)
Like the Roman, I seem to see the River Tiber foaming with much blood. (1 replies)
You're a reeeeet c**t '71 (4 replies)
Guys Im thinking of changing my handle to something hip like Rups, Rupee or Rupsta (6 replies)
Who is Pert? I think we should be told. (22 replies)
Best cartoon villains? (5 replies)
eastgermanautos - I've come up with a mash-up movie idea: Transferminator (11 replies)
Man about the house (0 replies)
I've done my time (Tony C ) (0 replies)
Darlin (0 replies)
Guys what are you all up to this evening? (40 replies)
The only one I know... (0 replies)
One of the last, of a dying breed. (0 replies)
Yep. Paving the way. (0 replies)
Has anybody seen Straight Outa Compton? (14 replies)
Welcome to the end of western civilisation and the Islamist Millennium! (30 replies)
Can we talk about Joel Campbell? (12 replies)
Wenger - You genius! Wellbeck is going the be the "like a new signing" for the Jan transfer window.. (9 replies)
the trick, it seems to me, to genuinely to give people false hope. by no means easy. (0 replies)
Guys where is the discussion around what you are all having for lunch? (5 replies)
KillingThingsWIMB: What's the worst bit of murdering you've had to do? (50 replies)
Decent, non-hysterical article on the Migrugee problem. (4 replies)
Guys Im going with Pert so remember it was me Rupert (2 replies)
wd Keef. (20 replies)
So, is everyone comfortsble with the knowledge that the club lied to us over wellbeck? (33 replies)
Anyone listen to yesterday's pod? B. Glendenning with a staunch defence of Arsene, wd b imo. (7 replies)
Guys what time do you all do that thing where you say what you are having for lunch? (8 replies)
Ok, I'm starting to side with Claude and Rich now. Once again, pissing about for over 3 months (3 replies)
They are either dead, racists or now murderers (3 replies)
A f**king wasp stanged me last night while I was out running. I did nothing wrong. I was just (13 replies)
RIP Sqn-Ldr Ian Hewitt : His Halifax bomber is on display at RAF Museum Hendon... (7 replies)
Watched this incredible come back last night. I forgot what year this happened. (1 replies)
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Welbeck has knee surgery, out for months... (32 replies)
Can't believe they've held back the couple's name until paragraph six (3 replies)
wd the plucky scot (0 replies)
Physio Room's 'Most Injured XI' Great mench for the Arsenal lads (2 replies)
are you watching nic ? we to paris (1 replies)
I am making a curry but my chicken is going rubbery what am I doing wrong. (11 replies)
come on Iceland (1 replies)
A little bit of my faith in mankind has been restored. (7 replies)
f**k me wales f**king ****e ramsey you twunt (4 replies)
jorge you git putting me on twitter...my cycle ride for motor neurone tweet didnt go down well imo (4 replies)
You couldn't make it up: there's an Estonian team called Eston Villa! (0 replies)
According t'tinternet, a large mixed kebab contains 770 calories. (59 replies)
Guys Im reading that Danny Welbeck should be back by Christmas so not so bad after all (11 replies)
Can you shut up about bloody Muslims (7 replies)
Ooof! The Hungarian fella's just come right out and said it (75 replies)
I notice that News Now now requires you to register if you wish to hide more than 10 publications. (0 replies)
Rashid (1 replies)
Apologies for my earlier introduction. I wasnt entirely honest. (4 replies)
The new ads we've got are f**king weird. I don't understand the target here: (5 replies)
I just made a very inappropriate and possibly ill-judged joke. (14 replies)
Slightly embarrassing goal of the month contest on arse.com. (1 replies)
What do we think of this Minecraft billionaire chap who is desperately unhappy with his fortune (71 replies)
sw, you're a genius (11 replies)
Austraya have won this. Bantering England off all over the park with ****housery. (2 replies)
I am so sorry I didnt introduce myself. How rude ... (15 replies)
Apparently our stadium is boring looking, as opposed to hideous? (13 replies)
hotmailformatting****houseryWimb: Whenever I send an email in homail, (1 replies)
I can't see how our squad is supposed to be stronger than last season's. (17 replies)
I still don’t understand how anyone can think we desperately need any outfield signings other than a (39 replies)
Looks like Eva and "Jose" have made up. (1 replies)
So this transgender student chap in the US has been legally granted the right to use (11 replies)
Was there an Arsenal player during the 60's or 70's called Bryson? (4 replies)
Dear The World: Actually, no, the fact that there are pictures of a dead toddler makes f**k all (31 replies)
Wellbeck (11 replies)
Playing chess with Gunnersaurus (1 replies)
Nice to see the 7 o'clock protest on Monday evening had nobody turn up (9 replies)
I hope Welbeck returns soon and is able to get a good run of games. (50 replies)
You know, it could be worse, look at this lot (23 replies)
Odds on any of this playing in a first them game for us? (8 replies)
Computer/Phone wimb and Twitter (3 replies)
Im glad Arsene didnt waste our transfer budget this summer (3 replies)
I just seen that some of the hotels in Vienna still have smoking areas (28 replies)
She sounds nice (15 replies)
It does help if you read this tweet in the voice of Unlce Monty from Withnail & I (16 replies)
Okay, I will not sit here and take this abuse. I am open to invite members, to an open forum to (15 replies)
For those who missed it - Gabriel auditions for Sri Lankan bowling attack. (20 replies)
Fear the Walking Dead (21 replies)
Meanwhile, over on Facebook... (6 replies)
TravelWIMB. Mrs 40th next yr, need suggestions for a city break (29 replies)
Danny Murphy is a thick c**t (18 replies)
Oi, Rich (0 replies)
So Tim "The Tits" Payton has used the AST to call for a "Transfer Inquiry" (3 replies)
you went on a ***** ?! (1 replies)
Are we really going to have to put up with people moaning about us not signing anyone all day? (35 replies)
Rich - you're going to Amsterdam and you don't smoke? (6 replies)
Payton is a c**t. We should have made a signing so we don't hae to see his fat face if nothing else. (4 replies)
Because, you moron, the sodding site won't allow me to. Go fix it. (2 replies)
In answer to below. I want the club to be run as a football club, not a computer game or a business. (1 replies)
The best signing we could make (12 replies)
I want Arsene as manager with a board and chairman that are aggressively involved in bringing more (1 replies)
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I don't think Arsenal intended to sign anyone other than Cech. The club went along with all the (5 replies)
Last time we signed only a GK in the summer. We went unbeaten in the league (0 replies)
Picture of tonight's Wenger Out! protest. (5 replies)
Y'know what? I f**kin love AW. He's just this wonderful grown-up in this world of idiot children (9 replies)
here's what's going to happen: we're going to lose to the host of pretty damn tough teams that're (1 replies)
Poor Walcott.... no matter what sport he can't hit the target. (3 replies)
Did Rich end up having a breakdown last night? (0 replies)
deafening silence on arse.com (0 replies)
I hope we get stuck in early against Stoke, otherwise the boo-boys and spend-some-f**king-money mob (4 replies)
In answer to the below I have never booed Arsenal, not even when they play Palace. (0 replies)
So I'm going to Amsterdam for the first time ever in January for a long weekend. I am going with the (6 replies)
Adebayor refused to leave Tottenham Hotspur because he needed a sign from God (1 replies)
Talking about jokes Kalstrom springs to mind , why not try Henry again (1 replies)
Maybe we needed to loose 8-2 to get some new faces in? Shows Wenger is a clown (0 replies)
Can we still get anybody online Ibrahimovich maybe? Or am I clutching straws (0 replies)
Is it strange that I feel immensely proud of Arsene's frugality in the face of today's footballistic (2 replies)
Only club in the top 5 leagues to not sign an outfield player (7 replies)
Wenger has admitted FFP is over and we can't compete. So... we need Usmanov. (2 replies)
How do we know if AW would buy anyone who would make a dramatic difference to the team? Ozil was (0 replies)
I won't completely give up hope until 8 pm, which is the paperwork deadline. (3 replies)
Arsenal needs Usmanov. (2 replies)
Shall we have a sweepstake of who here is going to have the best meltdown? (5 replies)
I think it's disgusting we haven't bought anyone. We have a good team but not good enough. Clearly. (1 replies)
We're going to bring the Berbs in on a free aren't we? (1 replies)
ITK Gene Hackman is a free agent and has been training with the team (1 replies)
Assume hypothetically that AW would have spunked 50 mil on a striker were one available. Would that (0 replies)
vote for august's player of the month. top story at arse.com. (0 replies)
Can the Ox be our new striker, Wenger not sure where to play him... (0 replies)
Now that all this nonesense has ended....we never needed to sign someone!! (0 replies)
That's it. An honourable third or fourth place finish ahead of us. (2 replies)
Dont let Rich near any sharp medical equipment for the next few hours please (3 replies)
so.... (3 replies)
The new financially competitive Arsenal is looking suspiciously like the old financially (3 replies)
and now a week of International football to look forward to (1 replies)
Woman pleads guilty to posting revenge porn photos of girlfriend (0 replies)
Let me know when I can officially confirm (0 replies)
Does anyone outside this forum know of the Zlatan rumour? Hasn't even been mentioned on Sky. (2 replies)
😎 10 minutes chaps 😎 (1 replies)
Were we to sign Zlatty for a year or two, we could do with a young Titi to bed in like with Davor. (3 replies)
COME ON IBRA (3 replies)
Arsenal motto changing from victoria concordia crescit to erogare inde aliquid stupri pecuniam. (0 replies)
COME ALL OVER THE PLACE (3 replies)
Zlatan earns 290k a week. And he's nearly 34. Good signing? (7 replies)
Seeing as he's (seemingly) staying, what are Joel's chances of breaking into the first team? (5 replies)
COME ON IVAN (0 replies)
COME ON DICK (0 replies)
Ibra (11 replies)
1 hour and 45 mins remain. Still no new signing. Surely there will be something? Surely?! (15 replies)
Always stood up for Wenger BUT the manager should not spend the final day of the transfer window - (0 replies)
Getting bantered off b Heathrow airport in Twitter (0 replies)
Have we sold Flamini yet? (2 replies)
Like some mothers, we really do 'ave some. (41 replies)
Not even a Kallstrom type player with a spinal injury? jesus (1 replies)
Had one of those Indian scam calls claiming to be from Microsoft and my PC was being hacked.. (5 replies)
He's actually not going to sign anyone , is he ? (10 replies)
Good rant against Banksy from Brendan O'Neill imo >>> (44 replies)
Kind of annoyed about Virgil van Dijk (2 replies)
Starting to think Man U have been properly bantered off with ****housery over De Gea (9 replies)
I will have a big update in the next 20 mins on the Cavani deal (12 replies)
Talking of Cheque books Terry Wogan or Les Dawson? (13 replies)
We can buy practically any player in the world, so we don't buy any. If we f**k up this season there (16 replies)
I don't mean to moan & be fair I have been pretty good for a while BUT (14 replies)
Inter sign 32 year old Felipe Melo for circa 8-10m wtf Mancini (4 replies)
Orstein last season... (0 replies)
Good news: made toad in the hole last night and there's leftovers for lunch (3 replies)
I've been instructed to make my way to City Airport for an urgent pick up (0 replies)
Oh dear (0 replies)
Cavani terms agreed, apparently. Flying to London in the next few hours. (39 replies)
David de Gea (7 replies)
Ornstein has spoken (15 replies)
Only way Wenger is going to bring in somebody to Arsenal... (1 replies)
Spermwimb - Only 9 brave chaps currently listed in the UK databank (5 replies)
I have just seen the picture of Arsene wining and dining with people in Paris. Putting the finishing (45 replies)
I was rather distressed to see pictures of AW having to get an aeroplane with us normals. (1 replies)
Charlie Austin (18 replies)
Have Spurs signed anyone? Has Lewis finally got bored with throwing money into the pit? (7 replies)
At least I am busy with work to keep checking the transfer deadline day news. We won't be signing (1 replies)
United claim they have a receipt which says they sent their fax in time (6 replies)
I think Awimb needs a a bunch of it's own reporters to stake out petrol stations (9 replies)
So Arsene is in Paris? Are we signing Matuidi? Or, or... (6 replies)
When we signed Ozil, how much speculation was there in the press? I'm desperately hoping we announce (14 replies)
Small crowd gathering at Emirates. Rumour is Galindo is coming. (8 replies)
If Arsene can't convince Cavani to join us today...will he take Zlatan with him instead? (5 replies)
Have we singed anyone else yet? (0 replies)
I think it's Cavani and Rabiot. I know nothing of the later. (11 replies)
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I was checking the squad list on this site and saw several players who are no longer with the club. (0 replies)
do you think sky will even bother to send someone to the emirates tomorrow night? (3 replies)
Nelson Mandela's Smack and Crack Party Pack (4 replies)
An excellent slogan for a sperm bank would be "Come and have a go if you think you're hard enough" (0 replies)
Love this sort of transfer rumour, we're working on a deal but no one has a clue who (18 replies)
I'm interviewing ginger Sol Campbell botherer Kelly Hoppen tomorrow (1 replies)
Is it just me or are people treating today like a work day? (2 replies)
I have just been told that monreal is definitely leaving by someone i would (8 replies)
Fair play to Chelsea for raising the bar in the silly names game by signing Papy Djilobodji (7 replies)
We're not signing anyone CONFIRMED (2 replies)
Bad news about the boy, Wes Craven (19 replies)
the whipit can of whipped cream: they actually give you a lot. it's a blessing from our lord. (0 replies)
Not wishing to grumble, but if there are no strikers left in the world (23 replies)
Seems like Utd have signed Martial. 36m (14 replies)
Major signing confirmed on arsenal.com (1 replies)
You have to feel for the poor ******* sky send to the Emirates really (2 replies)
Wasn't that keen on the Benzema moving in thing earlier this summer, but it appears (34 replies)
I hate Bank Holidays (8 replies)
Guven that we were going to spend loadsofmoney and haven't why don't we just buy Bale? (2 replies)
Transfer window slams shut tomorrow. Still not being linked with anyone, are we? (23 replies)
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Absolutely Neg, well said (0 replies)
33 hours and 57 mins remaining (0 replies)
my mums dead cnut sees more action than awimb these days imo (7 replies)
That deadlocked sheep-shagger, Gomis. Just scored on MotD2. Let's buy 'im...... (1 replies)
So these two players from one club we heard about from an ITK on here (1 replies)
and wd chrissy hind for some honesty on same weekend germaine f**king greer (0 replies)
still sweeping thru the papers.. i see in rugby u wales are now ranked 5th to england 6th (0 replies)
just catching up on news..surely putting an indian in charge of an investigation of tipping is (1 replies)
Swansea look ****-hot imo. (7 replies)
Swansea are a scary looking lot, skillwise that is. (0 replies)
mornin queers, i seem to have mislaid sunday , any ideas on where i left it? (1 replies)
G Nev is livid morose ******* that he is (2 replies)
WD Swansea (2 replies)
Rooney (1 replies)
According to Twitter, Andrew Sheridan is now a wine-drinking, song-writing poet (0 replies)
Oh you sheep shagging beauties (2 replies)
It is becoming clear that Corbyn is not just a laugh but also a traitor. (0 replies)
Chelsea away at Everton next... do i scent a crumbling of the Mouron's empire? (0 replies)
This summer was the perfect summer transfer window for Arsenal........ (2 replies)
Despite the decaff display one bright spot was the Kos-Gabriel partnership. Got a feeling that's (4 replies)
Bueno might get a chuckle out of the newest registered wimber if he wasn't too busy (5 replies)
Prob a but anyway (0 replies)
Jesus Christ Almighty - far, far too much Chianti last night. I think this might be the end, AWIMB. (1 replies)
f**k off (2 replies)
On the plus side, Gabriel is hereby christened Angel Gabriel. He's good and will get much better. (8 replies)
Dick Advicaat. Brown shoes and jeans. (2 replies)
WD mo ..loved the water stop (1 replies)
mo i was right ! feck all wrong with that tackle (0 replies)
So which new striker would suit our needs that is if we could sign one? (15 replies)
i love bellerin (1 replies)
that is won f**king **** combover Steve McClaren has imo (0 replies)
MOTD. We're on first (2 replies)
lovin the rain esp as my 16 yr old camping at reading fest no replies on tx since thur (5 replies)