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I was just publically shamed in M&S for producing a crumpled up plastic bag from my pocket at the (12 replies)
One for the Fashists out there, undergrounds of the world quiz (30 replies)
Watched the first 2 episodes of Narcos (2 replies)
Now that the meaningless qualifiers are out of the way, England can concentrate on the serious (4 replies)
Ian Bell and dropped - words that should go together on the first morning of a Test match (2 replies)
Err, hang on was that not an own goal by the keeper (9 replies)
Willy tumescent at thought of hard Coq battle (6 replies)
I am going to Reykjavik next year any good? (4 replies)
Wow! What fight back by Luxembourg! From 0-3 to 2-3 in two minutes. We're heading for a grand duchy (0 replies)
Get the prayer mats/voodo dols out so that Poland stay in the hunt (4 replies)
Neg! I cycled Sa Calobra yesterday (34 replies)
I have to make a presentation. Do people still use Powerpoint? (7 replies)
So, while Theo finished his goal with the proverbial aplomb, (6 replies)
There are some absolute gems on British Pathe YouTube >>> (2 replies)
Fags, booze and blondes. (4 replies)
Good to see Damien Duff making a go at another career (0 replies)
Apparently England are the 13th most successful team in the Euro champs (4 replies)
Very pleased for the Welshers and all that but those post match celebrations were just a tad daft (35 replies)
England captain (2 replies)
So last week I am hearing about Aguero being carried for Argentina crying in agony with hammy knack. (1 replies)
So Robbie Keane has 67 international goals. Gerd Muller got 68. (7 replies)
Wait a minute. Giroud scored twice and Feo scored wonce. Seems clear cut to me who starts at Watford (3 replies)
Mr Loverman. (1 replies)
Any Welshers here? (3 replies)
This Klopp hiring has worried me. He's certainly a better manager than Rogers... (8 replies)
Georgina bossing the krauts (1 replies)
Wow, how low has my country sunk (22 replies)
Looks like my lover Lee has joined Awimb (2 replies)
Is no-one in today? (1 replies)
bro? (6 replies)
Guess who (12 replies)
Anyone know a good programme for getting a PDF online? (9 replies)
Theo is looking like Messi bro! (1 replies)
guys i have been doing a computer course 1 day per week so if anyone needs help please ask me bro (0 replies)
Feeeoooooo! (1 replies)
Hugh Scully and Gordon Honeycombe RIP (2 replies)
lallana is complete gash (0 replies)
Can't even organise a p-ss up in a brewery - London Oktoberfest cancelled... (0 replies)
The new Hong Kong Phooey (1 replies)
I read that Kane starts and not Theo for Engerlund. (2 replies)
Are we all assuming Cech will start vs Bayern? (2 replies)
Membership goody bag thingy (4 replies)
My bad habit of saying yes whatever the Barber says has led to me now sporting (16 replies)
loooooooooooooooooooooooool. From the Beeb: "And Dalglish adds, (45 replies)
Robbie Saverage on being a cund “I divide opinion like Moses divided the Red Sea,”" (7 replies)
Do you have to have the surname O'Neill to manage in Ireland ? is SW , SW Oneil ? (3 replies)
That's been quite a performance from Northern Ireland hasn't it? I mean Wales have Ramsey, Bale and (3 replies)
Here's a list of Awimbers who've stuck their ***** into their own butt. >>> (11 replies)
Bugger.. This guy Klopp appears quite personable. (25 replies)
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Mmmm looks like Lamborghini also have dodgy emissions.. (1 replies)
Alexis shines for Chile. I was hoping Brazil would win and Sanchez would be all ours again. (5 replies)
Aguerro carried off in tears after serious hammy knack for Argentina (48 replies)
This is pretty f**king good. Great technique from Chambers. (7 replies)
Bus (1 replies)
Norn Iron qualify. Lots of Guinness (2 replies)
ok guys i am going to get some night nights as im feeling sleepy. its part of my disability (1 replies)
Here's a list of awimbers who've eaten a **** sandwich more than once >>>> (12 replies)
some very good news guys. i am now officially on Disability Living Allowance (3 replies)
Volkswagen should change it's name to Volk U wagen considering how it faked exhaust emission reports (0 replies)
Message to dog owners: dogs can't read, they don't have internet or Facebook accounts and, actually, (40 replies)
Scotland gone (4 replies)
Can anyone recommend a large wide screen TV? Want one for my new Xbox and also my new Skysports (3 replies)
Guys can anyone offer me two season tickets? One for me and one for my carer would be great (0 replies)
I saw earlier today someone mentioned packaged sandwiches are ****. Can I recommend the >>> (8 replies)
Pakistan currently struggling at 191 for 11 (3 replies)
guys i would like to invite you to join me in some relaxation chanting (0 replies)
Here's a list of Awimbers who've licked toad. >>>>> (2 replies)
It actually makes me happy that Klopp is coming to the Premier League (3 replies)
any of you faggits gonna be in nyc next week? I'll buy you a beer homos. (4 replies)
Is Dr Neg in the house? (2 replies)
Wrong to kick a man when he is down - but it is Tim Sherwood (2 replies)
f**k me Mo and **** cuddles..all we need is Rich and splendour and we got the full set imo (1 replies)
Supreme irony with the Blatter, Platini, Valker suspensions (2 replies)
Diarra back in the France squard after not playing for 15mths, he's only 30! (3 replies)
The FIFA acting President seems a good choice, clearly in line with FIFA thinking (0 replies)
I have to admit at 3-0 after 19 mins I was hoping for an 8-2 win. (21 replies)
lovely morning run n sunrise (5 replies)
Well that was a lovely week in Rhodes, made all the more enjoyable by us battering United (17 replies)
I'm willing to put good money on Theo picking up an injury in these england games (4 replies)
Can see the northern lights here. Quite something (16 replies)
ive never seen 3 such **** millfleur imo my bakers are far better (0 replies)
Given this is a famed right wing echo chamber can any of you explain what this is all about? (52 replies)
Baz disco*3 (0 replies)
Baz disco #2 (2 replies)
Baz disco #1 (6 replies)
blatter suspended for 90 days by FIFA (9 replies)
Dinner? (51 replies)
Just nipping down the shops, anyone want anything? (3 replies)
Aaaah, Walthamstow. What a marvellous place. (6 replies)
2,000 ISIL surrender to Syrians, 3,000 try to escape into Turkey. Could it be those nasty Russkies (48 replies)
Jorge, in here >>>> (3 replies)
just went through my bank statement and knocked off in total 60 squid a month in bits n balls (14 replies)
Blessed (7 replies)
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The world ends today. I hope you've all worn something half decent. (42 replies)
Anyone see that Britain First prog on BBC3? My word, didn't take long for the mask to slip did it (7 replies)
With the dippers getting the Kloppster in I reckon they'll claim 4th spot. Now I know none of us (4 replies)
These swegway things, they look quite good but I imagine they are death traps (32 replies)
Berni, before I go flying in with both feet, are you just on a wind-up with your support for ISIS? (46 replies)
Jesus, when the Telegraph is tell you you're racist and xenophobic you know you're in trouble (19 replies)
What to choose Awimb? (3 replies)
Evening losers (6 replies)
I received an email today. Exciting new changes to Lotto. (19 replies)
The Telegraph are on a roll today (1 replies)
I need a holiday. Got anywhere booked? (26 replies)
Capello having a dig at Moaninho.... ...schadenfreude (4 replies)
This Nicky Morgan lady. Has she...how do I say this delicately? Has she...y'know... (2 replies)
The Rooney programme on BBC1 last night was quite good imo (13 replies)
Some bird on University Challenge claims to be doing an MD in 'Sphincter Preservation' (7 replies)
Trump! (46 replies)
What are AWIMB's thoughts on Sleaford Mods? (16 replies)
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Next league game away at Watford is before the Bayern game but should give it priority. The CL is (5 replies)
Not the news we want to hear. (3 replies)
hi guys just back from my first anxiety control workshop where we learnt how to rap (1 replies)
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Rumour has it that (8 replies)
Sriously, what was the point in loaning Gnabry to Pulis ? (19 replies)
Former Arsenal scrabble high score, Oguzhan Ozyakup is getting more game time than RvP (4 replies)
I'm a little bit wondering whether the difference between yesterday and some of our more (14 replies)
Is it not also very odd that Mourinho would concede the title? They are 10 points behind with eight (21 replies)
Do you think the guy driving the Bus in Coventry had a partial stroke (7 replies)
What do you think Jesus' favourite gun would be? (7 replies)
Hang on, so sticking a bunch of poles in the ground allows you to ignore Jewish law? (13 replies)
Drizzling Monday afternoon album nominations ? (1 replies)
That Walcott slide tackle on the halfway line though (5 replies)
I think this thread could be everything that's wrong with the world (2 replies)
Happy days. Seems such a long time ago now (19 replies)
Whole Foods is now my favourite shop. And when did Stoke Newington become so trendy? (21 replies)
Our fixtures don't look that bad up to Christmas (11 replies)
Who are better left backs than Monreal in the league? (5 replies)
So now we got the "you slagged off x player but look how good he was yesterday.." thing out the way (34 replies)
Joint best defence and second highest goalscorers. Not bad for a **** start to the season with no (33 replies)
Would you really take the Liverpool job if you were Klopp? Their squad is mostly rubbish and (17 replies)
I am genuinely curious to know how those who have spent so much time slagging Ozil off squared their (8 replies)
If we do end up in the Europa League. What squad can we put out in order not to (1 replies)
Alexis What pleasure to watch him! (3 replies)
Well that was good. (3 replies)
Bye, bye Brenton. (6 replies)
a satisfactory level of application (2 replies)
We're going to win the league :trophy: :champions: (0 replies)
Wenger out. (0 replies)
f**k me. Stayed up to watch MOTD for the first time this season and they put on the scouse c**ts (1 replies)
The first half offerings were dominated by the reds (0 replies)
just...wonderful...... (2 replies)
prediction: modd sighting. (1 replies)
How some of the mancs saw it: (0 replies)
Guys its still early in the season so lets not get ahead of ourselves but i think its our title (4 replies)
Cech has been a calming presence today (6 replies)
wd jamie carra (6 replies)
hi guys lovely to see our team do so well today just like i said they would last week (4 replies)
it's very fvcking upsetting to watch the buffalo bills play the game of football. (0 replies)
Ramsey really not having the best of games today. (4 replies)
The striker we need is... (1 replies)
I don't think Giroud could have kept up with the pace. (0 replies)
Very impressed with Obama's response to the gun violence. True leadership here. (1 replies)
What an awesome win! Alexis MOTM of course, followed by Ozil, but full props to Feo (2 replies)
Taylor is going to try and help the Mancs this half (3 replies)
What did AW feed the guys today? (1 replies)
Refusal to clear the ball time and time again could still cost us. (4 replies)
Sanchez is the best buy AW has made in years. (0 replies)
Mate just text me that this is the first time Utd are 3-0 down inside 20min in their entire history. (0 replies)
Harry Kane finally scores a goal......an own goal (0 replies)
This is the Ozil that I want to see week in, week out... Dominating the game (0 replies)
Ramsey you absolute dickhead (0 replies)
Ref and lino beings c**ts (0 replies)
Thats more like it. Best 7 minutes of the season so far. (4 replies)
Brilliant, please don't f**k this up (0 replies)
2-4 is still on the cards. (2 replies)
Oh my daysssss SANCHEZ what a f**king goallllll 3-0 (0 replies)
omg omg omg omg (0 replies)
Alexis (1 replies)
Brilliant start (0 replies)
Teams >>> (5 replies)
We really need to turn our home form around. Shocking difference in stats home vs away these (1 replies)
so here i am sitting by Tony Adams Statue about to go in...COYG!!!! (0 replies)
Heard Ozil has been dropped (6 replies)
Odds on Ospina playing today? (5 replies)
What a load of old ****. (7 replies)
Whilst we strggle for goals Benik Afobe scored two for Wolves today. (0 replies)
Chelsea lose 1-3. Couldn't have happened to a nicer manager. (2 replies)
Mourinho talking himself into trouble again (2 replies)
great timing of america to flatten a msf hospital in afghan whilst at same (8 replies)
Stuart Wancaster. (1 replies)
Sod footballfor now, Supermarionation! (0 replies)
f**k sake England (3 replies)
Southampton are so much better than us (5 replies)
Wow (2 replies)
Saints (0 replies)
Who is this grade A c**t refereeing the Chelsea v Southampton game? (1 replies)
WELLINGTON SILVA HAS ARRIVED!!! (1 replies)
CORRECTION: 2-0 will put us top on alphabetical order and personal goal difference (6 replies)
West Ham and Citeh losing. 3-0 win tomorrow and we go top!!! (0 replies)
Alexism is back to blaming Bush again (8 replies)
Was in Freiburg just now, picking up my son for the holidays. The Germans are having a Bank Holiday (1 replies)
This spat Wenger had with the media yesterday, he really is showing signs of losing it. A defeat (5 replies)
I think Obama is insane. How Russia bombing ISIL can strengthen them totally defeats me. Are their (44 replies)
Thhe view of my street. TV media waiting for father of kiler to appear (10 replies)
"AWIMB - THE MOVIE" Can anyone come up with a plot and characters? (3 replies)
god these pics of Reading festival 1980 are sooo scary..i was 9 and went down to park on my chopper (1 replies)
did anyone else love buffalo soldiers?..just crushed a beetle (1 replies)
What i find the most interesting about it all and would love to do a thesis on is that the internet (1 replies)
For those not in the know, the First Amendment of the United States Constitution (4 replies)
ooooooooo joy division bbc 4hd! (0 replies)
The advertising at the side has decided that, since I'm clearly not interested in Russian or Chinese (7 replies)
I was on a flight the other day next to a couple from Leicester who managed to (5 replies)
You won't believe this but the father of the Oregon killer is my friend and neighbour and is a (6 replies)
Everytine I decide I watch motd I turn over at 10:30 which is supposed to be the start time (27 replies)
So it's now possible, aparently, to pay three pounds sterling for a 330ml can of water. (17 replies)
First names of the top 10 goals scorers in the league (0 replies)
Look.. Look.. The old boy's getting his hackles up (4 replies)
The maths to prove that Mike Dean hates Arsenal. Still, more interesting than a Rich's Cheesy party (26 replies)
Fash, Pat, other AWIMBers. I'm going out on a limb and saying the WIMBen's Hour didnt work (15 replies)
Up to six injuries now and koscielny out for around three weeks (7 replies)
Right, off to the I Love White They haven't got the internet out there yet so (1 replies)
FashTalk # 1 With transgender issues more common in the widespread media it (20 replies)
AWIMB Gob****es need not read - I am hosting a cheese and wine night tomorrow evening and am trying (35 replies)
I am at a loss (12 replies)
Watched a decent kids movie last night called Inside Out. Quite funny. 8.5/10. (43 replies)
Here we go again! At least 10 people killed and 20 injured in shooting .. (62 replies)
Guys I am thinking of hosting a yoga evening at my bedsit before I move out if anyone interested (8 replies)
love it..less weed n heroin my friend (0 replies)
I don't care how much Chris+ is making (4 replies)
Chrome still doesn't f**king work on here. I've been awol almost a year. FFS (1 replies)
Ya mama...pharcyde.. (5 replies)
Jonathan Wilson pissing on Theo: (2 replies)
'SENDING OUT THE WRONG MESSAGE' KLAZON!!! (3 replies)
his mum gave birth to a beard with an eyeballs and limbs grew off it (0 replies)
wales scrum very weak (4 replies)
I don't want to come over all Jeremy Corbyn, but does anyone else think it might not be the (23 replies)
LOVE IT! BELLEND (38 replies)
Nineteen years today. (7 replies)
Weapons about the house (50 replies)
Come on now boyos...I've just had a double whisky in my mexican heinz tomato cup a soup (10 replies)
'Rogue batch of amphetamines making people violent and irritable' (0 replies)
Great German words: Vergangenheitsbewaltigung (8 replies)
Food processors (1 replies)
Hi guys feeling pretty good today as the benefits helpline gave some great advice (9 replies)
Anyone feeling optimistic about Sunday? (20 replies)
What do you think of Arsenal? (7 replies)
How low will my country sink? (6 replies)
Food processorWimb. As Awimb is full of Foodies I wish to purchase a food processor what do you (10 replies)
On the plus side Rooney looks totally disinterested in playing for Van Gaal. (4 replies)
It seems the strain of trying not to f**k up too badly has been too much for poor Jeremy (12 replies)
Awimb's actually helped cheer me up today (10 replies)
Guys my benefits are at risk as I turned down the job I was offered but they don't understand I am (8 replies)
I've probably done this won before. TV shows where the Theme tune is better than the show? (9 replies)
Anyone else think we can still qualify for the next round? (21 replies)
Thanks to my trip to Cyprus I am closer to my retirement so you may only see me on the Club section (0 replies)