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- New Year's Eve in Cologne. Any hot tips? (3 replies)
- It's already a bit dead on here. So :xmaswavemalfunctionsmilie: Have a nice Christmas (3 replies)
- Looks like these 2 drew the short straw of playing santa: (0 replies)
- Carvalho to Arsenal: done deal. (4 replies)
- Cesc wants out of Chelsea as he's fallen out with everyone (The Times) (6 replies)
- Surprised no glee expressed at the sacking of that classroom bully Rui Faria. (1 replies)
- not been much of a reaction on here about mourinho. goes to show we're fundamentally decent sorts. (4 replies)
- Christmas Party was an epic success, remained fairly sober* (20 replies)
- I note that none of the CFC squard of players have tweeted 'good riddance, you c**t ' (0 replies)
- Wouldn't be surprised if Moaninho showed up on Sky.... (8 replies)
- my next task will be to obtain mourinho's skull. predator stylee. I will offer it to wenger and (1 replies)
- Has everywon got their Christmas jumpers on? (2 replies)
- I wonder if AW will be sending his condolences to Mourinho? (7 replies)
- It was bound to happen (3 replies)
- What a shame Maureen's been sacked, becoming a specialist of the P45 (3 replies)
- f**k me women are irrational at times (4 replies)
- I hate the House of Frasier Xmas advert. (5 replies)
- In ten years (or more likely much less) Arsene Wenger won’t be our manager and Spurs will have (24 replies)
- What *actually* went wrong at Chelsea? (3 replies)
- it was that BITCH carneiro what done it. (1 replies)
- Would be rude not to pop in, it's on the way home.......... (4 replies)
- Eeeeeuuuuugh! (8 replies)
- Please let it be Brendan. (0 replies)
- It's a shame they've sacked him. I was enjoying them being ****. (16 replies)
- I’m normally an optimistic soul when it comes to football, but I’d put my c**ting house on (35 replies)
- I assume all the fans who would have loved us to get Mourinho still feel (4 replies)
- I wonder if he'll go to United? I bet he'd sort them out straight away. (8 replies)
- Mourinho gone <img src="images/smiley_icons/xmaswave1.gif" border=0 alt="Wave"> (10 replies)
- New pister poll (1 replies)
- Thoughts on season so far (9 replies)
- So. I have a brutal hangover, can't remember much that happened after about 5pm yesterday (but the (21 replies)
- Speaking of managers, Ferguson nearly became Arsenal manager in 1986. Maybe that's why he hated us (7 replies)
- Surprised at lack of spu*s fans baiting about their 'bigger' stadium (3 replies)
- Any massive Enid Blyton fans here? (5 replies)
- The years have been kind to Harry Ford...not so sure about Chewy though (1 replies)
- Oh dear. Sounds like someone got the wrong end of the jihad stick : (17 replies)
- Well done legitimate Garages. (5 replies)
- Is Trump going to win? (6 replies)
- music map is wicked ! (0 replies)
- as a parting thought..has no one noticed the saudi military alliance army? and saruman ? (2 replies)
- That'snot funny. (1 replies)
- merry Xmas and NY chaps <img src="images/smiley_icons/xmaswave1.gif" border=0 alt="Wave"> also jorge sends goodwill to all :waves: (2 replies)
- Would be good to see Bielsa in the Premier League #TeamSwanseaCity (1 replies)
- Why do I find masterchef so emotional? I think it is one of the (9 replies)
- Skull of first century jewish man <img src="images/smiley_icons/xmashehe1.gif" border=0 alt="hehe"> (0 replies)
- FFS. Really? (0 replies)
- this stuff's beautiful. haha, mourinho, you'll never work again. (0 replies)
- On the subject of being a rabid reactionary, this article about poor, peace-loving Shaker Aamer, who (12 replies)
- Fash - How did your MOT go? Did you turn up in oily overalls with a wrench in one hand? (7 replies)
- JJ getting 5* reviews ahoy - I knew he would do it (3 replies)
- never let it be said I dont come round occasionally still bearing gifts (0 replies)
- Earlier in the year you may remember my headhunting job interview saga (1 replies)
- SPACECVNTS ARE DELAYING MASTERCHEF!!!! (6 replies)
- What is all this ****? Belgians were in space 20 years ago :xmasshrug: (2 replies)
- Funny how all the people complaining about how terribly weak Obama's been to ISIS were the same (0 replies)
- Ben Carson gets 30 seconds to make an opening statement and he wastes it on a moment silence? Wtf (0 replies)
- 4 minutes till Trump (3 replies)
- We need to make one signing in January & it should be (24 replies)
- This is not a parody, apparently (7 replies)
- I'm worried about Jorge now*. If nobody on the board had any 'real life' contact with (10 replies)
- Oh, how I wish they'd voted for independence! (10 replies)
- Look, mate. Just f**k off into space, would you? I'm bored of looking at you. (19 replies)
- I hereby declare that I will never say another word about Jeremy Corbyn MP if jorge returns. (21 replies)
- Top 4 ff (0 replies)
- Time to head to the garage for the MOT. R.I.P Wallet. (0 replies)
- The Fear (3 replies)
- I cannot believe this? How did Belgians get such a bad name abroad? (33 replies)
- Fire sale at Chelsea this summer :rubshands: (41 replies)
- Enough football (2 replies)
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- Typical Arsenal (0 replies)
- I'm happy for Ranieri cos Chelsea treated him badly. (2 replies)
- Mourinho throws Hazard under the bus in post match interview (4 replies)
- Of course.. At some point, one, or both of those useful little *******s will get injured. (1 replies)
- 5 minutes! - this game is bent (8 replies)
- Is this an over exaggeration by the mail? (1 replies)
- Was it an injury to Hazard that led to the situation with the Dr? (2 replies)
- I imagine mourinho will not be talking about arsenals lack of accountability going forward. (2 replies)
- Chelsea lose to Sunderland on Saturday (3 replies)
- Leicester next three (4 replies)
- Mourinho "top four, gone". Lampard close to tears. (0 replies)
- How did we lose to this shower?! (5 replies)
- f**king hell, that was a peach of a goal from Mahrez (4 replies)
- however poor things got and they've been poor (6 replies)
- 10 mile tailback on the M1 southbound (1 replies)
- I was banking on a draw tonight. (0 replies)
- Leicester look awesome. How did they improve so much from last season? (1 replies)
- What on earth is 'forcible oral sodomy'? (44 replies)
- Oh my f**king days (1 replies)
- Ha ha ha Terry Quits! What a leader! (1 replies)
- So we were telling Villa they were "going down with the Chelsea" I hear Leicester telling Chelsea (0 replies)
- BWAA HAAA HAAAAA ... cry Terry cry! Squirt 'em! (0 replies)
- That was a class finish. He'll be playing against us in February, for Barca (0 replies)
- This time next week Chelsea could be in the relegation zone. Would that finally be the end of the (0 replies)
- Crisp finish from Vardy (1 replies)
- Dr. Fox found not guilty, my faith in 90's DJ's is restored!! (7 replies)
- in our next champions league tie, we run the risk of having a near-life experience. (0 replies)
- this much: pairing with barca makes it more like wenger buys in january. (1 replies)
- Here's another thing: we need to practice 9 or 10 v. 11. the refs are gonna cheat their asses off. (1 replies)
- What time do we draw Barcelona? (2 replies)
- <img src="images/smiley_icons/xmashehe1.gif" border=0 alt="hehe"> You have to laugh, really. (32 replies)
- Good times are here to stay (1 replies)
- Let's think logically here. Why would anyone celebrate being drawn against a team which includes (8 replies)
- see, now that's a game that's actually worth 65 squiddlys (0 replies)
- I wonder how the Guardian will tackle this won? (15 replies)
- No one's made a big deal out of Ozil's hip swing (41 replies)
- we can concentrate on the league now...FFS why Barcelona ? Again! (7 replies)
- I want Gent or Wolfsburg in the QF (7 replies)
- Warm balls etc.... (1 replies)
- Logically I would probably want Leicester to lose tonight. However I (25 replies)
- Free pro level example match report (5 replies)
- not to say villa deserved anything but the pen was a tad harsh. (6 replies)
- So David Moyes said that the jury is still out on Mesut Ozil? (2 replies)
- Ozil's feint before he passed for the second goal not mentioned in any of the commentary (3 replies)
- Klott doing well again. Breath of fresh air. (7 replies)
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- Spuds have gone 1 up against the Barcodes (5 replies)
- A good week all round Gunners, well done. (1 replies)
- Fans I am planning on publishing Arsenal match reports which I will email out to subscribers (3 replies)
- Spurs :xmas****er: (0 replies)
- Expected returns from injury >> (2 replies)
- Klopptime!!! EIGHT added minutes to try and let the Kop flops level it. (0 replies)
- Just what the doctor ordered. 3 points, no injuries, comfortable game, eight days before next game. (1 replies)
- Bellerin and Campbell were very poor today. (9 replies)
- splendid, chaps. (0 replies)
- we be topp of leeg (0 replies)
- getting sloppy now. Hector not concentrating there. (0 replies)
- Chambers on after 60 mins for the holding experiment. Rest Oz, Ollie or Theo. Ox needs a few mins (2 replies)
- How easy was that?. (2 replies)
- Same old Arsenal (3 replies)
- Ox for Joey after 60 minutes? (0 replies)
- Arteta and Cazorla injuries have saved our season (0 replies)
- Allez Allez Allez ohh - AFCB, red and black army! (1 replies)
- Another match day, hope we are not a little jaded. (0 replies)
- Teaching my little girl to say Arsenal, at the moment she pronounces it Arse -O (2 replies)
- Some strong posts by devongunner there. Keep it up. (4 replies)
- When is awimb awards night? (6 replies)
- Oh I do like to be beside the seaside (0 replies)
- Please link me to the Conor McGregor vs Jose Aldo bout which is due to be aired in the early hours (0 replies)
- Stadium tour (2 replies)
- What time is the Josh fight due to start? (1 replies)
- Italy, Ireland and Sweden :baghead: Group F is a joke. (3 replies)
- Wahey, it's snowing (7 replies)
- f**k (1 replies)
- Swans (1 replies)
- Last night I discovered that Marina Sirtis is a devastated (2 replies)
- Specialist in failure wants 4th place trophy!!!! (2 replies)
- Will Arsene sign reinforcements in January or will he make do with injured tosh? (3 replies)
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- Villa are actually proper mince, aren't they? (8 replies)
- Awimb thesps: good 50th anniversary production of The Homecoming. Highly recommended. (0 replies)
- One would think with all the porn on the internet that this chap need not have to do this.. (7 replies)
- So when Barcelona come calling for Bellerin what do we do? Go on our backs and let them scratch our (8 replies)
- I'm not sure how I feel about Rory Smith article in the Times (51 replies)
- Muhammad Ali is still the greatest, he's really 'roped a dope' this time (2 replies)
- I am quite enjoying being a miserable cund in the office today. Our team is going for 'dinner' (6 replies)
- I was distressed on watching the most recent Peep Show to find that Super Hans is a Spurs fan (3 replies)
- wayne's not laffin. trolled by mumford and son. (0 replies)
- These ass-wipes playing god really don't get it? Oh we're going to cut temperatures 2 degrees, 1.5? (2 replies)
- I was genuinely gobsmacked by something that happened earlier today (25 replies)
- News of the day: obese women who stuff themselves with junk food may suffer health problems (6 replies)
- There are so mamny things wrong with this image, I'm not sure where to begin (0 replies)
- Veramaelen trying to park his car again? (6 replies)
- Does anyone/Berni or Jorge have any experience playing Dungeons and Dragons? (27 replies)
- In Arsene we trussed (0 replies)
- Thank God, a bit of rain. We're totes Grapes of Wrath around here. (0 replies)
- Stratford upon Avon is getting like the worst place for lunch in UK. Shakespeare would not approve. (10 replies)
- That penalty was a bit f**king harsh, wasn't it? The poor blokes arms were out to cushion his fall. (42 replies)
- la, may we have your thoughts on M. Giroud, please? (5 replies)
- Vegas bar bird (1 replies)
- Foes of the 3rd kit: you need to step forward and you need to apologize. (1 replies)
- I've read worse articles (5 replies)
- Now he's quoted Enver Hoxha :facepalm: (1 replies)
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- Watched the first episode of 'The Man In The High Castle' last night. Quite good, I thought. (15 replies)
- I'd like to extend my sympathies to the chaps enduring the discomfort of bruised knuckles tbf (3 replies)
- So we're pretty much guaranteed one of the Spaniards in the next round (21 replies)
- Arsene I must say that Joel did rather well. He was full of vim and vigour - Wd Joel. (21 replies)
- People are calling for Donald Trump to be barred from the country, it seems (13 replies)
- Robbie Savage was (whisper it) almost bearable last night. (8 replies)
- whats up with english people pretending they know anything about food or gastronomy... (11 replies)
- Good Lord.. The current bun have excelled themselves this morning (1 replies)
- Just to clarify, is giroud still a c**t or is he getting a night off? (3 replies)
- Narrow Escape! (3 replies)
- Cech did very well. I wouldn't want this to get lost here. (1 replies)
- That Giroud is a bit **** (4 replies)
- ARSENE KNOWS! ARSENE KNOWS! ARSENE KNOWS! (5 replies)
- This Le Pen girl (the young one) is described somwhere as advocating conservative views in a modern (20 replies)
- Last 16.. Who do we fancy ourselves against.. Atletico, Wolfsburg or Zenit ? (7 replies)
- Group F has ended exactly as was expected when the draw was made (1 replies)
- The main thing is (2 replies)
- 'Grey zone'? What? I know about the red zone, but the grey zone is a new one. (0 replies)
- yesw=Wenger (2 replies)
- French pouff got a hat-trick but oye still fink Joel Campbell MOTM imo thank f**k he ain't still out (0 replies)
- There you go Rich..here's yer Ox...SFC must be browsing AWIMB on his iPhone <img src="images/smiley_icons/xmashehe1.gif" border=0 alt="hehe"> (1 replies)
- Hold on. You lot told me Campbell is ****. I'm confused now. (3 replies)
- Joel (9 replies)
- 10 minutes not to concede 3 goals (3 replies)
- Why are we keeping the semi-injureds on for so long? (1 replies)
- And I'll give him a big wet sloppy rimming while I'm down there too (2 replies)
- Thankfully Bown Ideye is an even bigger ****ehouse than Campbell, Rich. (0 replies)
- Campbell (0 replies)
- Fulls back getting some cover from midfield players now. Good idea SFC. (0 replies)
- Chim chiminy chim chiminy...chim chim cheroooooo .. (3 replies)
- Oh God...hre we go then...40 minutes of abject stress and misery (0 replies)
- oh WD Campbell (0 replies)
- hes a f**king dreamboat (0 replies)
- Well done again Campbell. (0 replies)
- How long before Ramsey gets a second yellow? (0 replies)
- When will we stop calling Modernism "Modernism"? (13 replies)
- Every time Giroud moves it's a free kick against him. (2 replies)
- Someone tell me immediately why Campbell is on the pitch rather than the Ox. Disgusting decision (1 replies)
- The pundits who've said our objective here is achievable, haven't factored in that they are (0 replies)
- Ozil has a tight calf muscle. (0 replies)
- Worst lapdance ever. (2 replies)
- What is the most obnoxious Xmas hit? Slade? Wizzard? Paul McCartney? (35 replies)
- Here she is (20 replies)
- So farewell, then, Garry Monk. Your name was almost rhyming slang for male ejacualate. Vale. (0 replies)
- I finally worked out how to get BT Sport, so I can watch the game tonight! (18 replies)
- How come in Star Wars that Luke's got a sort of English name whereas everyone else has a stupid (31 replies)
- :snigger: (0 replies)
- Ok I'll try a different topic. What about those weird boats that keep appearing in Japan full of (12 replies)
- Bunty passed quietly at 22:13 last night, surrounded by family and friends. (23 replies)
- LvG is doing a rather wonderful job at United, the subs last night were epically mental (12 replies)
- Big UFC fights this weekend. I don't really watch it much anymore. (6 replies)
- In today's savage irony news, the founder of The North Face clothing brand has died of hypothermia. (5 replies)
- Utd (21 replies)
- I'll bet that some Parisians would agree with Trump. (10 replies)
- 2016 Europa League Final. Who d'ya fancy in the final? (1 replies)
- Desperate to get back into the game Van Gaal brings on Powell and... Borthwick-Jackson and then... (1 replies)
- I watched a film called 'Call Me Lucky' yesterday about a very tiresome lefty comedian in the US (56 replies)
- Havard Nordveit starring for Borussia M. Had great hopes for him. (1 replies)
- Looks like we're thinking of Johan Wilands as Cech's back-up. Bye bye Ospina. (0 replies)
- Awesome Wolve goal (2 replies)
- Not sure why the zombie is fielding such a strong side against Ze Chermans. (1 replies)
- Draxler (0 replies)
- Anyone got a BT Sport online account they can lend me tonight/tomorrow? (0 replies)
- Donald Trump ate my muslim (0 replies)
- Sounds like an open and shut case....>> (0 replies)
- "Build homes on the green belt!" Yes, and then let's fill all the homes with refugees at the (0 replies)
- Poor Dora's almost done with life (36 replies)
- I'm starting to think we might actually vote to leave the EU next year, you know. (24 replies)
- As I am an amateur how does won avoid being ripped off by garage types during my MOT? (10 replies)
- Office XMas party last Saturday (8 replies)
- you know I will say, a propos of nothing, that kfc is fvcking boss. really good. el pollo loco is (0 replies)
- Might as well put up a sticky. (2 replies)
- I accidentally watch Zeitgeist the Movie. (6 replies)
- Van der Graaf Generator Poll (1 replies)
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