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GET IN!!!!!! HAVE THAT YOU SCOUSE c**tS!!! (1 replies)
Oooh. Brilliant from both Joel and Rambo. Young JC's making a starting place his own, imo. (0 replies)
how many times have we given the ball away? they look f**king terrified (0 replies)
Pathetic. Why did Hector try to dribble past 3 on the edge of the box? (0 replies)
Spoiler: (0 replies)
Teams? (2 replies)
Who is actually missing for Liverpool tonight? Seems that everyone seems to be (12 replies)
I think this is the most ridiculous Bowie-related article I've read so far (6 replies)
We're going to need some powerful juju on our side tonight, so here it is. (7 replies)
Sir C - BA and their A380 or Virgin Atlantic with their 787-9? (3 replies)
Sir Chesney working his magic? (0 replies)
Thank God for Sriracha. (19 replies)
"You..You, too. Fat man there" (0 replies)
Jaffa cakes (28 replies)
Rumour on the internet that David Bowie has faked his own death. (26 replies)
Not quite a joke about David Bowie but f**king hell LOL (6 replies)
welcome, los angeles rams! does this mean kroenke's arsenals play in inglewood? yes. yes it does. (6 replies)
I read somewhere that Joel's contract expires at the end of this season...is that true? (15 replies)
Looks like poor Gary wasn't keeping up (3 replies)
Stuck on the Strand at 11.30 last night, knackered, freezing cold, desperate to get home. I ping for (88 replies)
I wish to purchase a Satnav. I was ripped off on ebay and sent a pile of (4 replies)
Our man Kroenke is about to shell out 2.7bn USD on a new stadium. How long until (40 replies)
So MPs are to debate choosing an anthem for English sports teams. (23 replies)
When we lose tonight will our panic buy spree begin? (10 replies)
Good to know that our elected representatives will be dealing with the important issues. (0 replies)
What a huge pleasure it's been this season to watch the squirming and discomfort at United. (27 replies)
We're getting to the business end of the season. Away games at Liverpool and Stoke within a few days (18 replies)
This popped up on youtube recommendations (23 replies)
Have we signed Ciprian Marica yet? (13 replies)
Our new signing trains with the first team! (1 replies)
Oh Mike Dean you f**kin ****er Right what else is on? (4 replies)
If we win tomorrow - 11 points clear of Yanited. Happy days! (0 replies)
I met someone today who is a borderline midget (63 replies)
Have we signed anyone yet? (6 replies)
What's your favourite bit in The Hollies seminal hit single 'He Ain't Heavy, He's My Bother'? (42 replies)
The offer has arrived. Time to hand in my notice. (20 replies)
I haven't heard one post-death Bowie gag yet. Nor were there any floating around post-Lemmy. (3 replies)
What's the latest from our resident Doctor on the strike? (20 replies)
I was once imprisoned in a dead relationship that I couldn't extricate myself from and his line (59 replies)
Oh ffs. Now Mesut's got all emotional about Istanbul. That's him distracted tomorrow. (3 replies)
Oh, I meant to share my favourite headline/story of the weekend with you all (8 replies)
Unfortunate ad placement (21 replies)
You see that 'wimb. He fears me as the antelope fears the lion. The sticky is gone. (5 replies)
News breaks of Caulker's inclusion in tomorrow's squard (4 replies)
I always thought it was 'leather messiah' (16 replies)
Last time, when PSRB made me do this, we beat Olympiacos. This time, LA has made the request. (4 replies)
I see Liverpool were linked with Subotic the other day....... (7 replies)
1.5 for afobe. I'm liking this concept of the sell-on and feel it should apply to ex-girlfriends. (1 replies)
Passport DilemmaWimb. What would you do? (47 replies)
WARNING - FOOTBALL CONTENT (32 replies)
Bowie poll (37 replies)
Some adults go about on those scooter things. If grown ups can use them. (0 replies)
LOOOOOL! Sean Penn must be properly ****ting it now (1 replies)
My highlight of the weekend was the Eastleigh pitch invader (0 replies)
So which one of these is Gareth Bale??? (0 replies)
Did Neg see this? It would be nice if they could reach a conclusion before our Barca game. (24 replies)
BostonBrian! (5 replies)
Our poor old secret services. Even Sean Penn is bantering them off now (4 replies)
I'm currently reading an article in which Corbyn supporters are lambasting Sir Paul Kenny as (5 replies)
There was a TV programme last night featuring that fat (37 replies)
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I have been bearing up bravely. But getting home and putting on all the Bowie albums, have burst (7 replies)
Good draw (13 replies)
Pokster, I am also taking Er Indoors to Rome for her 40th (11 replies)
I tell who wasnt a fan of Bowie, the lad Cliff Richards (1 replies)
I hope some bugger claims that 33m quid on the lottery soon. I bought 5 lucky dips on (3 replies)
I'd imagine you all have your own favourite Bowies, I'd like to say Low Bowie was mine (30 replies)
Anyone else watching Making of a Murderer? (7 replies)
Good to see Paula Radcliffe has learnt to be a little more discreet when taking a **** in public (2 replies)
Awimb talks about death, work, rape, doping...but no mention of SFC sitting on the cash and not (11 replies)
Pat, tube trivia question for you.....Which station has the shortest escalator? (6 replies)
Following on from Cologne...... (16 replies)
I never owned a Bowie album, a bit before my time and unlike The Who, etc. (8 replies)
I think it's time to get a bit excited if we grab 6pts from the next two games. (9 replies)
If you have a new years resolution how's it going so far? (17 replies)
The FA cup draw should not take place on the One show. (1 replies)
Jorge really likes how Neg is referring to himself in the third person (4 replies)
I just put Hunky Dory on. (10 replies)
Anyway, this is the best Bowie look by miles. His Lady Bracknell stage. (1 replies)
My word. (16 replies)
I feel I should get in my london queries before the board becomes completely bowie-dominated. (17 replies)
David Bowie gone (57 replies)
As I watch it again, I am awestruck at Atkinson's(?) decision not to call a pen when Giroud was (2 replies)
The Cherries have signed Benik Afobe for 12million. I wonder if Arsene inserted a sell-on clause (2 replies)
Spurs are gonna do the double! It's '61 all over again (6 replies)
Top 5 QBs: (1) rodgers (2) cam newton (3) palmer (4) brady (5) wilson (11 replies)
Pretty good outcome imo.... A replay in a week and a half (0 replies)
Who's up? (8 replies)
What an absolute Moron the Cincinnati coach is... (2 replies)
Bellerin ye gods wot aboy (1 replies)
OK cal me fanboy, but Aaron Ramsey is a whole different class to every other player on the pitch. (6 replies)
Disappointed Theo, Kos and Ollie ended up playing 90 mins. Hope we won't pay for it. Still think (1 replies)
Walsall at home would seem to be the best draw so far. (0 replies)
oort arse on tellly (1 replies)
Poll: Is Gabriel more effective than Mothersacker other than speedwise? (7 replies)
bueno was watching the man u game in the Southend O'Neills imo... (1 replies)
dervite: what a terrible name for the bolton player. derivation of marmite. (2 replies)
How has he not given a pen there (0 replies)
Giroud! 3-1. Lovely ball from Hector. (0 replies)
Ramsey will achieve heroic status if he can get a goal for Ox now. (0 replies)
Iwobi played well, but Ramsey will make the difference. (3 replies)
Poor Ox. He could REALLY use some luck here. (0 replies)
Wow, Danny Graham's ONLY goal for Sunderland thus far was when a teammate's (0 replies)
It took Campbell scoring for me to know Walcott was playing. (2 replies)
Rubbish from Gibbo there (5 replies)
Would any of you kind gentlemen happen to have a stream for your old mate Rich? (4 replies)
Good, sensible selection there, I think. Ramsey on the bench. (2 replies)
On Ze Chermans, apparently their word for confidence and self-consciousness are one and the same (7 replies)
Merkel was supposed to be the German "Iron Lady". What ein joke. She is a spineless dough-faced tit. (6 replies)
That Yaya Toure is a bit of a douchebag it seems .... (4 replies)
I have a rather rotten feeling that spurs will finish 2nd in the League this season. This means we'd (3 replies)
Anyone else suspect Exeter allowed Liverpool to level for the sake of the big payday at Anfield? (1 replies)
Looks like the usual line-up of late with maybe a tweek here and there. (2 replies)
<img src="images/smiley_icons/xmashehe1.gif" border=0 alt="hehe"> (4 replies)
Sherlock with thon daft old poove McKellen? McKellan? Whatever. (5 replies)
FA CUP wimb From what I've seen Exeter have got the dippers in a right two and eight (2 replies)
Sex And Drugs And Beckenham (0 replies)
Labi Siffre - It must be love oldskool (1 replies)
Sir C - I'm hearing talk of a snow event next week. What sort of likelihood do we have? (42 replies)
Oh, nice. Just landed an interview with Edwin van der Saar (13 replies)
Price freeze on tickets for next season....... (2 replies)
What was David Bowie doing at your age... (5 replies)
Housewimb, I am looking at areas north of London. (24 replies)
Our new midfield enforcer? F**k, I've got underpants older than him... (9 replies)
Album recommendations for a Friday afternoon.. (16 replies)
So Alexis has had another setback? I tell you what Clive, if that French c**t wasn't quite obviously (8 replies)
Never even heard of Gaby Hinsliff til Sir Swivel-Eyed mentioned her below and checked out the (31 replies)
So we're now being told we should only drink 14 units a week to be safe - the same as women. (30 replies)
I quite like the new identity for LAFC (14 replies)
Worst (non football) kits/uniforms? (1 replies)
So Chelsea would like Oxlade to replace Hazard. (2 replies)
'I don't want to go to Arsenal,' Aubameyang said in The Sun. 'I won’t leave Dortmund soon.' (8 replies)
I hope we don't rush into any new signings I'd much rather we (6 replies)
Canada will accept gay male refugees but not straight ones. My question is, (17 replies)
I cant stop looking at these 50s magazine covers. (13 replies)
Did the maths on our impending arrival last night. Two of the f**kers in childcare 4 days a week = (14 replies)
lcd soundsystem -- I can change playing coachella in a couple months. (0 replies)
All this death talk has resulted in me playing tracks by Dead or Alive, The Associates and (6 replies)
Oh dear Jorge. Cant stop talking about me can you sweetpea. See you got your bigger (1 replies)
When is the cut off day for saying Happy New Year to people? (3 replies)
So this Chris Gayle business. It's alleged that this female reporter wandered into the dressing room (55 replies)
These rumours about Debuchy going on loan. If true, it sounds rather (3 replies)
The problem with being a proper fundamental atheist (35 replies)
Veronique Rabiot, Adrien's mum, jets in for Arsenal talks (16 replies)
Have you ever felt that dark and terrifying malevolence that can torment you when (4 replies)
On the anniversary of the Charlie Hebdo murders, a chap tries to enter a Paris copshop clad in a (18 replies)
Coutinho out for the Arsenal match (6 replies)
So it would seem Per and Arsene share an unlikely common bond (21 replies)
Jesus suffering Christ. (39 replies)
That Lemmy petition I've been sharing all over the place has picked up 25k signatures a day (21 replies)
"Barry is one of the best English players ever". I know managers like to talk up their own players (9 replies)
Hmmm, Twitter saying 60m Euros for Aubameyang (Kike Marin)and Rabiot (18 replies)
Here's a splendidly rich vein of comedy I've discovered. Just google (1 replies)
Does this Elneny chap sound impressive to you all? (6 replies)
Anybody ever used to go to Sportspages in Charing Cross road? (0 replies)
Has anyone heard anything of Sir C? Did he survive his encounter with the lower orders? (0 replies)
Bloody Walloon rail unions. Hope they go the way of Bob Crow. (12 replies)
I'm beginning to think that Downton Abbey is a bunch of twaddle (15 replies)
devongooner has PMd me with "Do f**k off you moronic ****" (10 replies)
Everton looked frightfully good today. (2 replies)
National Lottery website crashes ahead of GBP 50M draw (4 replies)
I know this is not what anyone wants to hear, but Mesut Ozil doesn’t write his own tweets (4 replies)
How do you feel about this Elneny chap then? (19 replies)
Here you go & I still stand by it two years on (33 replies)
So how many of Liverpool's injured are due back for our game? (4 replies)
Whatever our cooked breakfast differences, I think we can all agree that this is a terrible idea (5 replies)
Set South Africa 210 to win in the final 30 overs imo. (9 replies)
How many winners do we have in our team? (non Arsenal trophies) (4 replies)
Reading Sam Harris on gun control, it is a bit stupid how people (53 replies)
This article made me laugh on many levels. (14 replies)
RIP Christy O'Connor Jnr (3 replies)
One more thing on last night's match, there are several 'respected' journos trying to claim (8 replies)
Fortunately for us, I don't really get the impression that Wenger actually fancies (0 replies)
Can I be miserable & post something negative please? (3 replies)
The official name is apparently the ''Emirates FA Cup'' (5 replies)
I'm off to the darts at Lakeside tonight (5 replies)
My skype interview has been moved to today.Some question for Awimb. (5 replies)
I do hope Stoke are as poor as they were last night against us (4 replies)
The red grape must surely be God's greatest gift to man. I have been at work for not two hours and (27 replies)
At the risk of continuing the death theme, doesn't the inclusion of the number of the suicide (3 replies)
Pretty sub-optimal day, yesterday (10 replies)
I quite like Netflix series, But I am confused on the rules of spoilers. (0 replies)
Any players coming back for the next 2 games....or are they all still hospitalised?? (13 replies)
I hope AW is serious about FA Cup matches as much as becoming league champs. (6 replies)
I cried for most of the new Star Wars, there I said it (20 replies)
If we get Wanyama and Aubemyang will we win the league? (13 replies)
Awimb I have found something quite sad and disgusting. Sir C you especially need to see this. (5 replies)
Hmm Aubameyang has missed training for personal reasons <img src="images/smiley_icons/xmasrubchin1.gif" border=0 alt="Rub chin"> (21 replies)
Last post of the day. You can add this to my list of peculiar nuances. a parcel has been delivered (3 replies)
Am the only one on here who hasn't seen Start Wars VII and has no intention of doing so (13 replies)
How about this Cologne stuff then eh? A nice new years eve had by all (36 replies)
I often search Arsenal on twitter but noticed many weird tweets (18 replies)
Is this Labour reshuffle still going on? (21 replies)
Bugger. Just discovered Seinfeld's "Comedians In Car's Getting Coffee" series (4 replies)
This brings together some of today's threads rather nicely (7 replies)
Suggestions for quirky human interest stories relating to Dutch football history, anyone? (38 replies)
Hang on, Anders Breivik was only given a 21 year prison sentence? (17 replies)
It's 9:55am. Come on awimb let's get it going? though I suppose most people are actually working (15 replies)
Transfer porn: 42m for aubemeyang. (2 replies)
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As a bit of controversy.. How many of the Spurs XI would get into our current side ? (18 replies)
Blimey, this new Tarantino movie is 3 hours long. (42 replies)
Those Irainians wouldn't be daft enough to try to take on Saudi, would they? (11 replies)
Luxembourg really should be the capital of Europe. (6 replies)
Blimey. For people who eat horse cock, the Kyrgistanis sure are sensitive souls (5 replies)
R.I.P John Roberts (1 replies)
What tales of New Year's Eve excess? (25 replies)
Rafa gone (7 replies)
Why was my post on the Hootenanny pulled (2 replies)
Well I thought it was the best Hootenanny for years. James Bay and Hozier were a (8 replies)
Alright benders (17 replies)
Obviously I notice this stuff a bit more now days. But when did Italian stuff become trendy for (6 replies)
Not sure I'll get away with this........ (12 replies)
Over the holiday, I happened to see that Ashley Madison ad again. The song has been stuck in my head (4 replies)
I have to have a Skype interview next week, (12 replies)
FootballWimb. I am not convinced by Oxlade. (1 replies)
This American rancher militia stand-off... (0 replies)
What presents did you get for Christmas?* (34 replies)
My wife and her colleagues went back to work today to find individual notes on their desks from the (4 replies)
Happy New Year to you all. I hope a Merry Christmas was had by all. (9 replies)
That Root drop yesterday is going to cost us this test match :hurumph: (0 replies)
The Saudis really are the bad guys. Just when everyone finally gangs up on Daesh they pick a quarrel (1 replies)
I appear unable to actually do any 'work' today. (9 replies)
How good is this Elneny chap? Sounds like a relatively cheap purchase. (6 replies)
Everywon calm down. (1 replies)
I still think Spurs are a big price to win the league have a look (3 replies)
What a flippin goal (8 replies)
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Yes, that's it Aaron, let it all out - REVENGE! (1 replies)
All this f**king Harry Kane hype (2 replies)
Wee Aaron looool (0 replies)
Poor girl, looks like she'll be crying into her weight watchers lasagne (0 replies)
This is what happens when you ignore a legend like Speroni. (3 replies)
Right what else is on? (4 replies)
Useless ****s. PARDS OUT!!! (1 replies)
How does the bloke that designed these chelsea shorts have a job at Adidas? (1 replies)
Just realised I didn't do my PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPL (0 replies)
Oh I do love a 9 darter :xmasc9: (7 replies)
omg f**k off Palace :xmas****ers: (0 replies)
Ozil...What a piece of **** :xmaswamker: (3 replies)
Stokes (1 replies)
Urgh...Kolorov own goal and Marez missed penalty has really f**ked up my day (2 replies)
Interesting article, Arsene Wenger can teach us all a lesson in decency (4 replies)
Next league game worries me, Liverpool have an extra day's rest AND they are only playing Exeter in (3 replies)
ramsey's problem is not merely that he's gay. it's that he's super-gay. (4 replies)
Man City are gash! FFS Arsenal do not fark up this chance to win the league... (4 replies)
Does Tony Gale think it's his job to irritate every single viewer? (3 replies)
What's happening with the Ox this season. He's looking a bit ****.. (3 replies)
And that's what top keepers do - bail out the team when the others can''t get (7 replies)
So, how will the journalists play it in tomorrow's papers? (5 replies)