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Just what is it with these religious types and their violent behaviours? (0 replies)
glw out tonight. Football on TV, half a kilo of rib-eye in the fridge :rubshands: (43 replies)
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You guys are bigots. Of course they've got to be allowed back in. (22 replies)
Wow - Jorge made that an incredibly interesting read below. Opinions so amazingly lacking in (48 replies)
Ooh, is Ash around? This week's Endeavour was spectacularly good. (12 replies)
How do you convince an elderly grandparent living on his own that it would be a good idea (32 replies)
I've just spent the morning in Eastbourne. (24 replies)
Has anyone been to Bratislava? (4 replies)
Bloody Ramsey! Not again!!!! (2 replies)
I have come to believe that the possession of intelligence is a prerequisite of any kind of (4 replies)
Anyway, one of the funny bits in the programme last night was when one of the lady Allans shouted (1 replies)
Please wear a vest if you are going out today. You'll catch your death if you don't (12 replies)
Is Rabiot's mum still in London? (2 replies)
I am now excluded from work meetings. (14 replies)
Yo yo yo what up Awimb? (7 replies)
Work travel issue.... (4 replies)
Anyone see 'The Jihadis Next Door' last night. Some charming stuff in there. (64 replies)
Aussies taking a beating here #Dhawan #Virat (3 replies)
Hopefully they charged the lad with crimes against spelling while they were there (0 replies)
"Let's everybody kick ISIS' butt!", squeals 5-year old illiterate Palin, as the (22 replies)
10 years of Theo at Arsenal. Does he get his testimonial? (7 replies)
So just what are the rules for flying Drones ? (3 replies)
I've got a cheeky week free at the end of February. I was going to go oop the Lakes, (48 replies)
Sarah Palin. Disappointed she didn't do the trump jam though >>> (5 replies)
This is the dawning of the age of Aquarius (2 replies)
On the subject of female hirsuteness: you should have seen the hairy arse I once encountered on an (7 replies)
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What's with all this Dutch ****? (4 replies)
Jermaine Pennant joines Singapore's Tampines Rovers (8 replies)
Ranking comedy Russells in order of preference. (26 replies)
Do you suppose japanese men call their urethral opening their jap's eye? (translated to (6 replies)
I have my contract (4 replies)
You can't blame John Peel for some people not liking MOR. (as was suggested below) (45 replies)
I went through a bit of a Dutch phase about 10 years ago. During this phase I owned this tremendous (27 replies)
Best Dutch name: Dirk. FACT. (38 replies)
Thank you for the memories Glenn Frey RIP (5 replies)
Mentally stronger than ever. I feel reassured ahead of Sunday now (10 replies)
spurs are still paying Adebayor 100kpw and he doesnt even play for them (0 replies)
Bring him home Arsene! (15 replies)
Does anyone have a West Ham mate who might be able to get tickets for their home match on 12/3/16 (8 replies)
Greetings from a Cafe Nero in Islington. Cool spot. I like these Englishers. (13 replies)
Babies are a bit ****, aren't they? Eat, sleep, ****, cry. When does it get more interesting? (18 replies)
Interviewed Van der Sar this morning (1 replies)
Anyone want to buy tickets for this? (5 replies)
Amy Schumer makes a living out of making fun of her ****ty ways and then gets offended at (35 replies)
One of the driving forces behind the Rhodes statue campaign, an ugly tart calling herself Bidisha (36 replies)
We have a new fella in the office. Although he wasn't intended to be a replacement for me (6 replies)
New contract for Nacho (3 replies)
Spike Lee is a racist. (13 replies)
Think we need red to weigh in on this one. Does he have any gender-fluid hounds? (8 replies)
I was over optimistic in the league, still top however. (7 replies)
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So Glenn Frey breaks the 69 hoodoo by carking it at 67. (17 replies)
I am sticking money away in the savings account each month. (7 replies)
nicked again (5 replies)
This just in, Jason Statham was born in Shirebrook, Derbyshire (11 replies)
RIP Glenn Frey and Dale Griffin. (7 replies)
Oh dear.. Looks like Don drove his Chevy clean off the levy this time.. (1 replies)
Strange Casting: Steve Coogan and John C Reilly to play Laurel and Hardy in biopic (52 replies)
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If you could choose ONE injury to the special club DNA before we play them in Feb, who would it be? (6 replies)
Scosers have just giiven Mignolet a new 5 year deal! (2 replies)
I lost my hat today. (41 replies)
What's happened to SW, has he flounced as a reaction to my flouncing? (4 replies)
When are Coquelin and Cazorla due back? Flamini's clearly shattered. (62 replies)
My new Sam Therapy and King Dice records arrived today. Whoop! Whoop! (0 replies)
In salt, msg, mushroom powder and anticaking agent news, Newcastle want Malaga winger Nordin Amrabat (26 replies)
One observation from yesterday, it now appears legal to go through the back of a player (19 replies)
The newest registered user is Touch-type Tourettes Jorge (0 replies)
I know I am Mr Grumpy but I can't understand why 2 points from 6 makes us title (26 replies)
For some reason someone just sent this to me - it's so beautifully bizarre (3 replies)
UEFA's blue-eyed boys at it again. EVERY time we play them they always preface the games by (23 replies)
When's this Sky Q supposed to be being launched?! (1 replies)
I may have been hallucinating yesterday, but I could have sworn I heard Jeremy Corbyn advocating (40 replies)
West Ham fans rather upset as we've nicked their Payet song for Ozil (13 replies)
Dry January anyone? I have had a few slip ups but lost 10lb by cutting (9 replies)
Don't get me wrong happy with where we are, but it's frustrating to know that when Giroud... (5 replies)
Elneny had a foot problem, gone to the cairopractor (14 replies)
Never gets old... (0 replies)
Werll well, that was....a rather EXCELLENT performance from the boys. I really (8 replies)
2 points out of the last 2 games not a disaster but... not good. (2 replies)
Is this Iwobi lad related to Kanu...grandson or great grandson possibly? (5 replies)
in my view ox showed his virtue today. just by being a tough bullet-shaped human. kept on 'em. (2 replies)
I'd take the last two results but only if we beat Chelsea next week.. (1 replies)
Ox has had one of those :baghead: days (3 replies)
How many fouls has Whelan committed? (2 replies)
I want to Ox to go off, but I don't want any of our subs to come on (7 replies)
I thought we looked a little spineless first 45 but acquitted ourselves extremely (3 replies)
Theo saves all his aggression for the walk off (2 replies)
That's a decent result. I would have settled for still being top after the these two games. (0 replies)
We ..are...top 'o the league...say ...we are top o' the league (0 replies)
f**k me..anyone see that lad behind the linesman? (0 replies)
f**ks sake ..should have done better there (0 replies)
Theo massively pissed off (0 replies)
Walcotts not productive enough for me. All about goals in that position. (0 replies)
I think the team looks tired. (3 replies)
Terrible decision that foul against Bellerin (1 replies)
I don't know what we pay Petr....but it ain't enough (0 replies)
Monreal you c**t (1 replies)
Shocking ref. (0 replies)
This is becoming the norm for Joel (4 replies)
I really can't see us getting anything from this match the way it's shaping up so far. (10 replies)
Aaron Ramsey he walks with a limp (4 replies)
I know the new fella hasn't had much time to get settled but i'd have had him in (3 replies)
Why do Stoke fans boo Ramsey? (4 replies)
I should very much like for us to sign Jack Butland to replace Cech when the time comes. (1 replies)
Any predictions? I say an Elneny hatrick of 3 long distance thunderbolts. (0 replies)
Why is our game at 1615 and not 1600? It's usually 1600 on a Sunday, I am sure of it. (1 replies)
Jon Walters will tear us a new one (0 replies)
Hopefully today is a good game for the Ox to impress. (0 replies)
No Ozil today (17 replies)
Little bit lightweight midfield. (4 replies)
So what's gonna happen today then folks? Apparently Stoke now play football... (6 replies)
Wow, that Cesc ball for Diego Costa's goal was something special (1 replies)
opinion: Big Ben, while cool, is also somewhat gay. (9 replies)
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Hate Sunday games. Wasted Saturday just hoping someone else will drop points without knowing if we'l (6 replies)
Come On Leicester (4 replies)
Everton really are a buch of cavalier c**ts..even though he was offside (1 replies)
Afobe scores. SFC out! (4 replies)
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL at the chavs (2 replies)
Jay Tee scores (2 replies)
Ffs Baz...who's this colander you have playing in goal for your mob (3 replies)
Here comes the collapse (0 replies)
Holy Capoli is this photo from CNN Photoshopped? (6 replies)
A glorious CHIEFS Saturday. At 9:00pm BST (2 replies)
G'waaarn England If Berni were here he'd let you have a go on his missus I reckon (2 replies)
Premier League injury table: How is your team doing? An interesting analysis >> (5 replies)
Space oddity (1 replies)
:ziggy: (2 replies)
10, 9, 8.... (1 replies)
From ibiza to the the Norfolk Boads (0 replies)
Burnley warming up nicely for the Arsenal game. (5 replies)
Kroenke sucks , Kroenke sucks (1 replies)
My local is doing a Bowie tribute night. And I've come home pissed (6 replies)
Anywon watching ch5 'That's So 1985' ? (3 replies)
Elneny looks good but I hope he doesn't turn out to be another Arshavin. (3 replies)
There's one thing I hate about making risotto. (27 replies)
ffs - not even going to make the Champ League places in this table (16 replies)
Result predictor for the game at Stoke ? (22 replies)
"Nice to e-meet you" Jesus wept (7 replies)
"A gamble" playing Sanchez after 6.5 weeks recovering from a strain? f**k off SFC. f**k off Shad. (14 replies)
I do wish Major Tim Peake would f**k right off. (21 replies)
Mohamed Elneny seems to be more than ''just'' cover for the Coq...impressive technique (4 replies)
Is there a case to be made for Joe Root as the world's best batsman: actual or potential? (4 replies)
THAT incident finally explained (by an expert from the city of Stoke). As Gerald Posner would say: (17 replies)
Joe Root Incredible how quickly he's got a ton (0 replies)
Just watching highlights of the Chelsea game v WBA. Diego Costa is absolutely not normal. He's looks (2 replies)
The lads were out on the town last night, their hat game was weak (16 replies)
PRSB - that wicket was still within the statute of limitations for your crime below (3 replies)
The only thing that could make this spacewalk thing interesting would be if he came (4 replies)
Our new midfield enforcer may have to improve the Twitter side of his game, imo. (7 replies)
Did anybody catch this Queen of Versailles documentary on BBC4? (4 replies)
I've started doing that thing where I'm so hungry I'm look at dinner menus for tonight. (31 replies)
Textbook Jonathan Wilson (2 replies)
Oi, la. You've worked for the Murdoch press. Does this, from a Guardian journalist, (10 replies)
I really rather like Ben Stokes, taking the Saffas apart again* (0 replies)
Is it wrong that I quite enjoy the food at Ikea (23 replies)
Blimey. How do you manage to turn cannabis into a deadly drug? (7 replies)
I have made a tremendous discovery AWIMB. It's something called 'The Cotton Ceiling' (50 replies)
our producer meeting with daniel radcliffe's agent in london tomorr. harry potter! I said goddamn.! (11 replies)
How come it always seems to be Scots who win these big lotto jackpots? (23 replies)
I like Elneny already. '‘I am hoping that we win the Premier League and cup this season, and the (39 replies)
Welbz 2-3 weeks away #likeanewsigning (5 replies)
Areas, Jimmy. (6 replies)
Top Of The The Pops 1981 (12 replies)
Right. Finish them. (4 replies)
Has anyone seen much of our new signing ? (13 replies)
Did Ramsey kill Lemmy along with Bowie and Alan Rickman?..I can't remember if he scored over (4 replies)
But seriously folks here's the answer to the Elneny question. (4 replies)
Would it be wrong to say that Joel Campbell is a little bit like (29 replies)
Oi! BostonBrian (2 replies)
"Espinoza is the owl who flies among falcons." (3 replies)
AW claims Elneny "nearly as good as Silvestre". (6 replies)
Elneny looks like another Sanchez. Check the videos. (4 replies)
So has anyone started the whip neney song yet?! (1 replies)
Now Alan Rickman has succumbed to cancer (39 replies)
OK you piss takers this one works. (1 replies)
Has anyone else seen that remarkable kangaroo pieta picture? (7 replies)
How good is this Elneny chap and what position does he play? (5 replies)
In any case, a point at Anfield is never to be frowned at. I guess I'm still a bit irked because (8 replies)
Those saffa cvnts are going to creep up to 300 tomorrow and we'll stage a pitiful collapse. Would (1 replies)
I feel for Cech - he's never had a season where he's let in 3, 5, 4, 3 goals (and more to come). The (16 replies)
I'm still bloody cross about last night, you know? (24 replies)
strong from kroenke. saint louis fvcking sucks, we're moving to la. (8 replies)
They give birth astride of a grave. The lights gleams an instant, then it's night once more. (9 replies)
Real Madrid and Athletico banned from transfers for next 2 windows (18 replies)
New signing (29 replies)
I am so f**king bored. I am trying to find better routes for driving from Palmers Green to Angel (10 replies)
Good afternoon you benders (12 replies)
We've got a youth player called Marc Bola (5 replies)
Nicely said Geoffrey.......Murali threw every ball (19 replies)
By the way. Thought Monreal was very good again last night considering he was trying to mark three (11 replies)
I have absolutely no idea whether, on balance, to be happy with yesterday (43 replies)
Last night could have been much worse if Sturridge had been fit (9 replies)
This Klopp fella is getting on me titties now. His triumphal dash down the touchline with (1 replies)
I think it would be a good idea for Monty91 to hurl himself from a tall building. (2 replies)
Dane Vilas has arrived at the ground! #sundayleague (3 replies)
Elgar still proving an enigma, I see. (3 replies)
Our next 2 games away at Stoke and home against Chelsea 4 points minimum (0 replies)
Good point last night imo (24 replies)
It was a long drive to Anfield yesterday; it was freezing cold, we were (14 replies)
Stan Kroenke is bringing the Rams to L.A. is Arsenal next? (4 replies)
"South Africa Suffer de Kock Blow." (2 replies)
Might those awimbers who think Giroud's crap explain their thesis on tonight's showing? Thanks! (12 replies)
Mohamed Elneny: Arsenal confirm signing from Basel (1 replies)
****spud Today's high point. f**king Leicester look as if they could go the distance (0 replies)
That was a poor performance from Cech tonight, should snap up Butland before anyone else (0 replies)
Should I nip out into the frigid cold and buy a powerball ticket or turn my nose up at (0 replies)
This has no right to be as good as it is (7 replies)
SFC vs SFC poll, at least for when Alexis is fit again (0 replies)
Ramsey's a strange one, he's brilliant but he's too much of a volatile element for central midfield (15 replies)
I think he should have left in the summer, maybe even the previous summer but how exactly is Arteta (2 replies)
What happened to the great Liverpool injury crisis? Klopp's into kidology isn't he? (0 replies)
I hold my hands up we might actually (1 replies)
As soon as I saw Arteta I knew we will concede (8 replies)
When Alexis is fit, Joel should keep his spot on the right ahead of Feo and Ox imo..... (6 replies)
Fair result - but please keep action man hair Arteta away from the squad... (2 replies)
I'd have taken a draw at 2-1 down but two points dropped there. But we took control of a game which (0 replies)
You cannot concede the midfield yo your opponent like that and not expect them to score. Atrocious (2 replies)
Joe f**king Allen, if you don't mind. (1 replies)
That was a performance of character. Could have easily folded and been thrashed (1 replies)
Soddin *******s... Set for a perfect night there (3 replies)
How many will wind up with pneumonia after this match? (0 replies)
I think Checks been a c**t for all 3 goals there (0 replies)
Jesus wept! (0 replies)
FFS !!!!!!!!!!! (0 replies)
Typical. Mertesacker f**king watched that all the way onto Allen's foot. (0 replies)
LOOOOOOOL spurs 1-0 down (0 replies)
What minute are Liverpool going to score in. It's coming imo. (1 replies)
We won't win this and don't deserve to. Not fighting enough (1 replies)
Need to make some changes. Looks like there's a few tired legs out there. (2 replies)
city everton 0-0 FT (0 replies)
chelsea 2-2 with WBA (0 replies)
The most critical point for us will be determined by AW's choices of subs. (0 replies)
get in (1 replies)
Streams ? Mine's gone phut. (1 replies)
Is Per playing like a c**t again ? (0 replies)
Campbell is f**king Pele! (2 replies)
Ace. Did Olly get a touch? Was it with foot or head? Really poor stream. (1 replies)
How did he miss, ffs? Great work from Joel again. (0 replies)
f**k SAKE. (0 replies)
f**king mental game (0 replies)
HAHAHAHAHA. c**tSSSS!!!!! (0 replies)
Ramsey and Flamini as a pair seem to struggle with the pressing. Same **** happened against (0 replies)
Joel Campbell just played Liverpool through twice in about 2 seconds. The second time he paid for (0 replies)
I don't f**king believe it. Joke. (0 replies)
FFS. How many ricochets there before he got the shot off? (0 replies)
**** defending there. Theo also at fault. (3 replies)