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  1. Indifferent (4 replies)
  2. Strangely, I'm missing my weekend dose of angst. Let the games resume. (4 replies)
  3. Johan Cruyff RIP Frown That's terrible news (25 replies)
  4. Some of the ****e media and former colleagues spout about Cruyff is unbelievable. (12 replies)
  5. Guardian hehe ****er (5 replies)
  6. Anyone think Kyle Edmund has an excellent chance against Djokovic? (5 replies)
  7. Oh, balls! Poor old Garry Shandling's thrown a seven. Frown Ho hum. Life goes on. (1 replies)
  8. So , why is Batman fighting Superman ? ..just saw a trailer for the movie ...wtf (3 replies)
  9. Hello my friend! Plans for Easter? (26 replies)
  10. Another weird thing happened at passport control at Heathrow last night: (2 replies)
  11. This guy is clearly a massive cund but I do suspect he'd fit right in on here (30 replies)
  12. Presumably the next time Holland put in a bad performance, Cruyff will turn in his grave (18 replies)
  13. What is the current situation with Cazorla? (2 replies)
  14. Doesn't sound like the Judge at Adam Johnson's trial is going to be too lenient hehe (37 replies)
  15. wd Moeen Ali, btw. Saved England's blushes yesterday. (4 replies)
  16. Cruyff Cruyff Cruyff....can we please focus on the Belgian tragedy again? ffs. (11 replies)
  17. Sky Sports stick the boot in. (2 replies)
  18. The Media have won. I am full of fear. (45 replies)
  19. ARSENAL SWOOP FOR ENGLAND STRIKER! (17 replies)
  20. New Zealand has decided to retain the flag with the Union Jack on it. I work with a Kiwi and she (33 replies)
  21. Anyway, I absolutely aced dinner last night. The cote de boeuf was, though I say so myself, cooked (22 replies)
  22. The first 5 on Masterchef were an utter charisma vacuum. (6 replies)
  23. I want to see who this board blames for everything. Please cast your vote (12 replies)
  24. I have more glamorous globe-trotting tales with which to regale you. (29 replies)
  25. I never really understand why the club cover up player injury setbacks (14 replies)
  26. Corbyn says there is a big black hole in the budget. He knows a lot about big black holes. (32 replies)
  27. Mercy me, we really have lost control .. (14 replies)
  28. Can this be true??? Some interesting names there. (6 replies)
  29. There are a bunch of young lads who work in the same office as myself (16 replies)
  30. This years Glastonbury headliners are a beige bunch aren't they? Coldplay/Muse/Adele Indifferent (10 replies)
  31. For my wife's birthday dinner tonight, I shall be cooking a 34oz Cote de boeuf with Bearnaise sauce (37 replies)
  32. Frown Coming over here threatening us with bombs - just around the corner from me (9 replies)
  33. Where does the distinguished members of Awimb go for their News? (17 replies)
  34. Summer Striker Splurge, who would you add to our attack? (7 replies)
  35. so....AWIMB are a bunch of f**ktard ludites (23 replies)
  36. I've been searching for replacment for Benjy's for many years (4 replies)
  37. Gentlemen, there sems to be a lot of handwringing and wailing going on (27 replies)
  38. I am dealing with a client with a stutter at the moment (22 replies)
  39. Can't believe sw isn't at this today. I'd say it'd be right up his boreen. (3 replies)
  40. Masterchef back tonight. It's always good car crash TV with the amateurs. (8 replies)
  41. Politicians churn out the same old inanities. There's a candlilit vigil. Facebook and Twitter (49 replies)
  42. Good to see that in this world of turmoil English cricket remains the same as ever (9 replies)
  43. KILL THEM ALL!!! NO MERCY!!! (14 replies)
  44. I have lost count of the death toll, but I'm sure this is almost as bad as (6 replies)
  45. Thank you all for being so nice to me today. I'll take you up on that role play (9 replies)
  46. Wave Been away for a while and about to go away for 3-5 years. Missed ye slightly (11 replies)
  47. . (1 replies)
  48. So...does this mean we have to be nice to and about Belgians for a bit? Oh well (21 replies)
  49. 46?!? Yikes (2 replies)
  50. So Iwobi chooses Nigeria over Eng and drops dead from food poisoning the first day he's over there. (26 replies)
  51. Say what you like about his war crimes, but Radovan Karadjzic sure knows how to rock hair. (1 replies)
  52. I find it massively spasticated when people get accused of political opportunism after events like (34 replies)
  53. President Limp Wrist (2 replies)
  54. Bild have linked us with a 45m euro swoop for Xhaka Clound Nine (27 replies)
  55. Speaking of Apple....what are the playing with these new headphones (2 replies)
  56. "I've learnt from all that obviously" (9 replies)
  57. Apple and the FBI. (35 replies)
  58. Belgians blown up (48 replies)
  59. So do we think biffa+ has got his telegram yet? (1 replies)
  60. #armybantz Frown (18 replies)
  61. A thread to salute men of principle (26 replies)
  62. Clap hehe (6 replies)
  63. At the start of the season, I think most people would have agreed with the statement “if we don’t (37 replies)
  64. I'm torn with regard to Iain Duncan Smith. (89 replies)
  65. Did anyone watch Sport Relief? I saw a clip of Danny Dyer asking people to pick up the blower (4 replies)
  66. Daredevil Season2 (2 replies)
  67. I have been reccomending Lukaku for 3-4 years. See below. (10 replies)
  68. Greetings gooners! Very happy to share (17 replies)
  69. So, Danny Welbeck then. The answer for the next couple of seasons, I think. (4 replies)
  70. Does the emergence of Iwobi mean we can f**k Theo off in the summer? :internalsolutions: (18 replies)
  71. If you said at the beginning of the season (0 replies)
  72. I'm sorry but this Leicester or Tottenham winning the league has to stop now. (27 replies)
  73. This weekend I was in Basel for the Baselworld watch fair, having been asked to go for a (12 replies)
  74. Having another go at the fans, are we Arsene? That's pretty low and ironic, considering (36 replies)
  75. Football today. (32 replies)
  76. A wonderful bit of disabled vigilantism at 13:00 in this video clip hehe (5 replies)
  77. Cheap VR headset. (0 replies)
  78. The thing that struck me from Staurday was that our tempo from the kick off (2 replies)
  79. World Poetry Day today, I salute you with this. (0 replies)
  80. The biggest chain around our ankles in the run in is our **** GD (2 replies)
  81. Giroud linked with Juventus. Could we use him in part exchange for Pogba? (5 replies)
  82. Despite being so **** we must have taken something out of Barcelona, only that can explain their (13 replies)
  83. Bow MLS Bow (1 replies)
  84. "Mestalla turns on Gary Neville after third successive LaLiga defeat" (3 replies)
  85. That's Citeh out of the title running by the looks of it. (25 replies)
  86. Supermac in the Toon crowd. A great striker for us too, pity the entire team (6 replies)
  87. If Lester and spurs lose many games and we win most (4 replies)
  88. Easter Saturday and Sunday on the Horror channel: Hammerthon! (0 replies)
  89. Thoughts on yesterday huge win at Everton (30 replies)
  90. Has anybody noticed the uncanny resemblance between.. (2 replies)
  91. Oliver has gone from best ref to best bottler (0 replies)
  92. St Arsebum Day (0 replies)
  93. I don't suppose that I'll be the only one cheering the Cherries on tomorrow? (2 replies)
  94. KLOPP OUT! (3 replies)
  95. Swiiiiiiiiiiing loooooooow Guinness Lager (12 replies)
  96. Petit can shut his f**king fat face. That is all. (0 replies)
  97. I read that the 4th place trophy has been replaced by a printout of an old certificate. (2 replies)
  98. Chelski's last minute pen got them the only home point of any team so far today. What has happened (2 replies)
  99. The look on Ozzy's face when Iwobi doesn't play him through after great work between Alex and Welbz. (2 replies)
  100. Ranieri has his St Romanruins day. Chelsea cannot finish above Leicester. (0 replies)
  101. Great ball by Payet. Payet and Mahrez are the two best players in the PL this season. (2 replies)
  102. The West Ham charge continues! Not looking forward to that game. Hardest we've got left I think. (8 replies)
  103. What position does this Mahrez play? How much would he cost and could we get him? We really need 2 (4 replies)
  104. Oooh. Welbz has no assists but 0.96 goals per 90 mins>>>>> (7 replies)
  105. Iwobi and Campbell mean we can flog Ox and Feo and buy one world class player with that cash..... (11 replies)
  106. Good goal from Mahrez. Palace are **** (3 replies)
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  109. Arsene thanks for the memories but it’s time to say goodbye ****er ****er (18 replies)
  110. Mahrez Clound Nine (0 replies)
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  112. This ref has had a stinker today. (5 replies)
  113. Why would you leave the keeper on when he can't even stand up straight? (5 replies)
  114. How much would we get for Ox and Feo? Now we have Iwobi we could flog those two and buy a top (6 replies)
  115. Social media is killing the knowledgeable football fan off (1 replies)
  116. Elneny has been top notch again today. There's a nice balance to the midfield with him and Coquelin. (1 replies)
  117. 'arry working his magic at Derby already. (0 replies)
  118. So it's good refereeing to bring it back for a foul when there's no advantage for them, but not for (0 replies)
  119. Cool.... find the only bar in Chamonix showing the game. (9 replies)
  120. Wenger leaving Ospina on hehe (3 replies)
  121. I know Everton are struggling at home but what the f**k? (9 replies)
  122. Why on earth did wellbeck try and turn on t o his left there? had a clear sight on his strong foot (0 replies)
  123. Penalty, Clatten**** (2 replies)
  124. Can only applaud the 1st half performance and the old galoot's decision to start (0 replies)
  125. Come on Palace!! (1 replies)
  126. 140k a week Theo V 1k a week Iwobi Rub chin (1 replies)
  127. Wave Wave Wave THEO (1 replies)
  128. Looks like Wenger/Kroenke are getting off pretty lightly compared to this hehe (3 replies)
  129. Wengerball Clound Nine (0 replies)
  130. Brilliant from the youngster! (0 replies)
  131. Iwobi looking very comfortable on the ball.. (1 replies)
  132. WD Iwobi. Lovely moment for him. (0 replies)
  133. Iwobi looks decent, eh? Clound Nine Great pass from Bellerin (0 replies)
  134. ****er (0 replies)
  135. Beautiful goal (3 replies)
  136. The club has been very quiet in recent weeks. Given that the manager is fending off questons about (3 replies)
  137. What a goal. (1 replies)
  138. Get in !!!!!!!!!!!!!! (0 replies)
  139. Any streams? (2 replies)
  140. Oh Christ! Here we go again, what will this afternoon bring us? (2 replies)
  141. WENGER OUT! (1 replies)
  142. I'm wondering if I should ruin another weekend by watching tomorrow's match. (5 replies)
  143. The weather looks as **** here as it is in Murkyside tomorrow, yuck (2 replies)
  144. Where oh where did Cazorla go Oh where oh where can he be? (0 replies)
  145. Meanwhile, Hulk Hogan wins a 115m dorrar lawsuit agains Gawker (4 replies)
  146. Iain Duncan Smith has resigned voluntarily - which means his benefits can be delayed by up to 26wks (2 replies)
  147. Ankle braclets still make me so horny, especially only on one leg >> (4 replies)
  148. This has cheered me up a bit (16 replies)
  149. Bang head Can't post to BB's thread below. Could be Pard's finest hour (3 replies)
  150. evening gents Wave old skool poll (13 replies)
  151. Come on you Cherries. Will always have a soft spot for Bournemouth and their 'Belles' (0 replies)
  152. Wow. We won the donkey slog cricket. First game of white ball cricket by Eng I've ever enjoyed. (9 replies)
  153. Here's something that's mystifyingly popular, the septum piercing (20 replies)
  154. I had a smashing Banh Mi from a lovely Vietnamese lady on a stall in Enfield market earlier today. (19 replies)
  155. Barcelona v Atletico is probably the closest matched of the four quarter finals. (1 replies)
  156. Barters f**king Hill. f**k off. (5 replies)
  157. Kock out (1 replies)
  158. I like de KOCK (15 replies)
  159. Liverpool draw Dortmund in the Euro Wafer (7 replies)
  160. A nice picture of some unaccompanied refugee kids at my local hockey stadium. (1 replies)
  161. Flamini out for the Everton match with leetle amstring (17 replies)
  162. what time is vickies little go on the gee gees? (1 replies)
  163. LifeWIMB: Just clocked my ex has deleted me off Facebook. (23 replies)
  164. Is it just me or is the tone of this Daniels eulogy ever so slightly grudging? (24 replies)
  165. Ooh, I didn't realise it kicked off between the scousers and the Mancs last night. (0 replies)
  166. Woy says he considers Theo a striker. No way is he going to the Euros when Rooney comes back. (24 replies)
  167. I see Jones stopped himself short of calling Dan Roan, a f**kin big PC pooftah (17 replies)
  168. I might be getting two kittens tomorrow Clound Nine This means that I have plenty of distraction from (15 replies)
  169. I cant help but feel that this is missing some sort of point (6 replies)
  170. 12:45 kick off? Leicester at Palace? Spurs at home to Bournemouth? (22 replies)
  171. Someone just called me a cnut Bow been ages since had a good boilerroom call like that S</a> <i>(2 replies)</i></li>
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  172. So long since I have been to Everton.... best place to park (9 replies)
  173. Would it mark me out as a sad individual to say I'm addicted to this guy's CM 01/02 game articles? (11 replies)
  174. Can Everton be jinxed? (12 replies)
  175. Re Barca and RM not getting injuries (5 replies)
  176. Aubameyang and Pogba will take us some way to becoming world-beaters. (3 replies)
  177. There appears to be a Russ Meyer movie in place of tonights episode of EastEnders (2 replies)
  178. So, this Cat Smith 'woman', who looks capable of sucking the joy out of any given scenario. (12 replies)
  179. Most off-putting headline ever Frown (25 replies)
  180. NarcissismWIMB (36 replies)
  181. Who said American policeman lack intuition - great detective work here (14 replies)
  182. How is everyone's #banter this morning? (33 replies)
  183. Anyone else agree with the co-commentator, whoever he was, last night, (12 replies)
  184. I'm just not having it with Suarez's volley last night. It was a mi****. Proper shin/top of ankle. (7 replies)
  185. Daniels gone... 77 (31 replies)
  186. Elneny was great last night. He's only real weakness is probably his physicality, which (15 replies)
  187. After the game, Howard Webb gave a very clear and simple explanation for why, if Mascherano did make (19 replies)
  188. I watched the last 10 mins of the Bayern Munich v Juventus game (19 replies)
  189. So proud of the lads tonight (28 replies)
  190. Ok, thats all done and dusted, so lets get on with winning the league (4 replies)
  191. If Wenger goes down, he goes down based on what he considers his greatest strength (2 replies)
  192. Frank Sinatra's died again Frown (0 replies)
  193. We looked alright. Shame we only play with drive and initiative for lost causes. (4 replies)
  194. Juventus must be sick as a pappagallo. They came damn close. (1 replies)
  195. Lest we forget: that was some goal by Elneny. (2 replies)
  196. Judge me at the end of the season (2 replies)
  197. Positives from tonight. Iwobi and Elneny both looked good, Welbeck did well up front, (7 replies)
  198. Thank f**k that's all the titles out the way can concentrate on 4th place cup Clound Nine (3 replies)
  199. I need cheering up, I'm playing my modd card (0 replies)
  200. Oh well, at least we came out of tonight with some pride, and most of our arsehole, intact (1 replies)
  201. Ok performance but only at 1-1 did they look a bt flustered. With better finishing we might have got (0 replies)
  202. I'll leave Wenger alone if he buys a proper striker. (1 replies)
  203. If only Walcott had a first touch. (0 replies)
  204. As good as they are. I do get the feeing the overdo and milk their celebrating (0 replies)
  205. For each rare flash of execellence there's a catalogue of poor touches, possession (1 replies)
  206. Arsene looking towards the weekend now bringing on those two. (0 replies)
  207. Shinned it. (0 replies)
  208. I think we'll get another goal here to really test their sphincters (1 replies)
  209. Ah Indifferent (0 replies)
  210. Ollie Ollie Ollie!!! (0 replies)
  211. The Old Lady of Turin raises her skirst and shows there's still a decent clunge-piece under there (1 replies)
  212. GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLL (0 replies)
  213. Great goal. (0 replies)
  214. If we could, just for a couple of minutes, stop being so bloody mediocre Frown (3 replies)
  215. f**kING SHOOT YOU c**tS!!!!! (1 replies)
  216. The time has come to unleash the alchemy and ballistic pace that is Theo! Watch the collective (0 replies)
  217. GGOOOOAAALLL THATS HOW YOU f**kINDO IT!Awesome finish (0 replies)
  218. Well that was good (1 replies)
  219. When did this holding hands with little kids practice start? Is it done to honour *****philes (1 replies)
  220. Adios! it's time to go home. (0 replies)
  221. Once again our bostonbrian defenders give away a soft goal. (1 replies)
  222. juventus doing well ive been watching that..sensible option (0 replies)
  223. Oh well... (1 replies)
  224. This is going to be harder to watch than an Isis beheading video (1 replies)
  225. Flamini and Iwobi Clap (2 replies)
  226. Glad to report Aknhaten was well worth the watch. Visually striking if lyrically baffling. (13 replies)
  227. Do you think Jamie Oliver dyes his hair or has he gone prematurely mauve? (0 replies)
  228. Oh. Barcelona score lots and lots of goals, I see. (0 replies)
  229. It will be like watching an execution today. Unless we win 3-0. Frown (21 replies)
  230. So this American chap who's been sentenced to 15 years hard labour in North Korea... (18 replies)
  231. I've got to say something about Game of Thrones that's been bothering me. (23 replies)
  232. we're saved!! Football's forgotten man Diaby finally ready to play again. (0 replies)
  233. Clound Nine (25 replies)
  234. Everyone would rather we won on Saturday than went through tonight, right? (37 replies)
  235. The owner and top brass are over from the states. (5 replies)
  236. Just got an email alert for a job: Senior Drilling Engineer (10 replies)
  237. I am suddenly filled with a bright, burning optimism about tonight! (2 replies)
  238. Let's hope a miracle happens and we win, but what kind of defeat tonight would... (6 replies)
  239. WD Gatland imo..typical Kiwi..Gypsy boy is just banter Smile bet guardian now blacklist him (8 replies)
  240. Beer duty frozen Smile (9 replies)
  241. Happy Birthday Theo! What's everyones favourite TJ moment? Here's mine: (41 replies)
  242. I see the piss throwers have now been banned from Cheltenham.. (12 replies)
  243. NB52 latest >>>> (5 replies)
  244. Arsene he doesnt help himself does he? (12 replies)
  245. Given the choice, would you rather be Kikuyu or Maasai? (23 replies)
  246. not as bad as the media make it sound (53 replies)
  247. One of the columnists for the main newspaper over here did a piece on The Lion King being facism. I (15 replies)
  248. The Arsenal are at 10/1* tonight (3 replies)