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Of course the best egg is the poached egg. But you knew that, right? (26 replies)
Livingstone's gone the full mental (1 replies)
I dont imagine this will amuse anybody as much as it does me (2 replies)
I've got kettles being advertised at me now since I clicked Snin's kettle link. (5 replies)
Anybody transferred old VHS tapes to a computer? (50 replies)
The glw's away tonight. There's just me and a large piece of pork belly (16 replies)
Have we covered Ainsley Maitland-Niles mother yet? Fnar fnar (3 replies)
Talking of dwarves, I was reading about this little fellow the other day (27 replies)
So despite being fully comp I don't even get a c**ting hire car. I must say, the procedure for (50 replies)
Literally picking my chim up off the floor...amazing scenes (0 replies)
Lunch? (57 replies)
I take it we are all backing T Whelan's ride in the Grand National (7 replies)
Of course the more interesting thing is just what an absolute f**king disaster this Remain leaflet (57 replies)
I thought LinkedIn was supposed to be for professional purposes (2 replies)
Luckily the Hungry ones arent playing the Turkeys imo (3 replies)
Hilarious that the Labour Party has put an expenses fiddler up (24 replies)
lol. As a great statesman once said, never believe anything until it's been officially denied. (11 replies)
So, about this Cameron not being bent thing (8 replies)
So it looks as though they had f**k all on Cameron after all. I take it Jorge will be issuing an (33 replies)
Anyway, lesbians. I know I'm not a great believer in them, but I can't be the only one to whom this (3 replies)
I've justt heard that an old friend of mine has passed away. Died, as it were. (29 replies)
With strenuous training like this we're certain to finish top of the league. (0 replies)
Monty, have you called Gary? Gary looks like a man who'd win your case (49 replies)
Bet you'll all be glued to Arsenal tv tomorrow for the return of Jack and Tomas (15 replies)
New kit looks good. (14 replies)
Good heavens! (30 replies)
So I’ve made a personal injury claim for my car accident, and yet I won’t be seen by an independent (59 replies)
Another Quaker has been murdered for criticising Quakerism (6 replies)
Sir C, I take it you're going to The Caretaker? (24 replies)
Hey Jorge – so tell us again how there's "no division" because some of your best mates are muslim (44 replies)
The Hillsborough inquest jurors have clearly spent too much time amongst Scousers. (6 replies)
The J and M show is pretty bloody f**king dull..I miss Pat whats for brunch ? (29 replies)
The marcelo dive was a pretty decent effort, I thought. (2 replies)
What's a good page for stats? I want to see a PL table from this time last season. (4 replies)
The thing I don't like is that, after they knocked Chelsea out, (6 replies)
So is it old Jags involvedin this whole celebrity threesome thing ? PJS ? (4 replies)
"I'd rather spend 20 grand to have her head kicked in." charlie sheen of ex-fiancee. now (1 replies)
Going out for free dinner with GLW at a hotel restaurant from some running thing I did..feels bit (0 replies)
Wolfsburg spanked Madrid. Not bad for the easy option. (11 replies)
Zelalem back in the fold for next season then. (3 replies)
Jorge. My wife is going to a family funeral up your way tomorrow. (14 replies)
We're all surely in agreement that, with some extra Zlatan next season, we'd be the tits (26 replies)
loooooooooooooooooooooool. Kevin the Brown. (1 replies)
State of this f**king lunatic. (10 replies)
Theatre buffs: (37 replies)
It's not very often but sometimes, just sometimes, the internet is a wonderful place (1 replies)
Drastic military cuts cancelled; Frankie Hollande announces increases instead. (28 replies)
I have to say, this is perhaps the best show in TV right now (27 replies)
Jesus Christ, this septic election *******s is still going on!! (41 replies)
f**k me! As if two years serving on a jury weren't bad enough, they've had to spend it listening to (15 replies)
So. Platini voted for Qatar to please Sarkozy, who wanted to please Qatar, who won the bid (117 replies)
Perhaps I'm missing something here but this bint definately looks a 'unit' to me (35 replies)
I’ve just read some quotes from Jess Phillips about David Cameron that genuinely make me want (11 replies)
Gardeningwimb - I completed on a property with my other half at the weekend. The new property has (20 replies)
I'm currently the only man in the office. 4 women are now discussing childbirth horror stories. (1 replies)
Do any of you have a bank account in UK? (24 replies)
Anyway, these Panama papers - doesn't this information belong to the bank? (7 replies)
We just hired a private investigator. Total magnum p.i. **** yo. (39 replies)
Downing St releasing four statements in a day on Dave's offshore adventures (33 replies)
Tonight I shall go alone to the cinema (an independent one, which makes it inherently better), (23 replies)
I realised something last night. Lionel Messi, Great Footballer? Not for me, Clive.. (13 replies)
Dave's supposed to be some sort of 'toff', yet his father died leaving 2.7m (5 replies)
"After all, what has Rummenigge ever done for *us*." :bayernbanner****ers: (1 replies)
I know we've all sort of got used to it now, but is that sticky ever going to f**k off? (10 replies)
Shall I? (48 replies)
Hippo and the crits. (0 replies)
get the fvck out, icelandic punk bitch. (0 replies)
Wendy Deng's relationship trajectory reveals a proper taste for bad boys (105 replies)
I'm pretty sure HMRC went on an off shore acount witchhunt a few years back ? (5 replies)
Dirty f**king robot slag's gagging for it imo. (3 replies)
I can't work out if today's newest usser is supposed to be offensive, or (2 replies)
Right. Time to break from the below thread for lunch anyone :fashwimb: (43 replies)
Have you ever seen Zoella? You should take a look. (19 replies)
I cant read the word 'squard' without saying "squard" now (1 replies)
Let's bait out some skets. (10 replies)
I hope I have my title back or perhaps its was a bit cliched ..maybe I'm washed up as agibber .. (0 replies)
Absolutely sickening, but uttelry unsurprising, to read the criticism of Charlie Hebdo’s superb (116 replies)
Looks like the best chance we had of a trophy this season went tonight. (12 replies)
Iwobi signs new deal No need to splurge this summer. Internal solutions. (7 replies)
I almost wish LCFC had beaten LFC so at least we could say our wins over them kept our Invincibles r (4 replies)
How delusional. Leceister would have to lose most of their remaining matches. (19 replies)
Jorge, is this your cup of tea? Or coffee, rather? (6 replies)
Got shunted in the rear last Thursday (58 replies)
Do the papers not find it just slightly odd that not one American is involved in Panama papers... (5 replies)
What's Abramovich got against Hiddink anyway (0 replies)
This place needs a Fash post. I am considering stopping smoking (for real this time) (2 replies)
It is funny to see the stick that Monty and modd get on here for even veaguely positive posts (22 replies)
Fanny Batter and Beer...two of the nicest things ..all now in one (0 replies)
One tiny saving grace of Spurs becoming good is that they are pretty hard to dislike as a group. (36 replies)
Phew. Awimb was temporarily blocked at work again. I have missed all the top banter. (11 replies)
And another thing - how can you have a part-time bishop? (3 replies)
Can't remember where I saw this (1 replies)
Ah, we've found redgunamo then. (1 replies)
Gingerwimb (admittedly a small subset) John Snow and Ygritte are a couple (4 replies)
Lickleyhead Castle (1 replies)
I have rejected the Mach 3 / Fusion multi-blade disposable shaving regime (5 replies)
Lunchtime walk through Bush Hill Park, Enfield. Who should I see coming the other way with a bloody (0 replies)
The perfect gift for the Dementia sufferer in your life ... (0 replies)
The hair progression of Antonio Conte, the new Chelsea manager? (0 replies)
Fat jihadi. Not so much ISIS as Pie-sis imo. (11 replies)
So. The Archers, eh? Helen stabbed the wifebeating prick right up. Good work imo. (18 replies)
Jorge do you regularly post pictures of your cock on the net? (22 replies)
Hands up all those who refuse to take advantage of discounts in shops! (2 replies)
This Panama Papers leak is going to make a lot of very rich, powerful people very uncomfortable (63 replies)
Iwobi and Sanchez will be our new Anelka Overmars (2 replies)
FFS new depths plumbed (3 replies)
Just what is the old man going on about here. Time and again we fold throughout a season (74 replies)
tbf, he done well to stay on his feet here (7 replies)
Jesus wept (1 replies)
Diaby started a league match ... first start in 3 yrs (0 replies)
I concede that Leicester are big favourites now, but you'd have to be a dribbling cretin (10 replies)
Jack on front page of the Sun tomorrow (5 replies)
Hopefully King cricket-****er Berni is distarught and in a world of hurt (7 replies)
West Ham want to pay 20 million for him, there'll be other fools. A season without a kick (outside (1 replies)
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Modd? Think Southampton will beat them tomorrow? They lost. Better start fearing Leicester mate. (16 replies)
Break out into a dance now Gayle, you c**t (4 replies)
Stokes didn't deserve that....but what can u do? Braithwate is a monster.... (1 replies)
Proper useless from Stokes. f**king hell. (1 replies)
jesus feckin Christ....defeat snatched from the jaws of victory (0 replies)
Stokes (1 replies)
Stokes the chokes (0 replies)
It is feasable that LC could, just could, drop 12 points in this run-in. (1 replies)
lecster show sign of imploding. we be dancing in streets in may (3 replies)
The West Indies can shove their dancing up their c**tholes. (1 replies)
f**king geddin! (12 replies)
What excites me is the fire this has to have lit under the butt of certain players. (10 replies)
Deliberate handball by the last man as the ball's going in the net. (7 replies)
thanks for making an effort to save that you southampton c**t (0 replies)
So this doping Dr claims to have treated Arsenal players. (2 replies)
essentially our season foundered upon giroud's failed effort from 5 yards out vs swansea. (2 replies)
For Leicester to not win the league they would have to lose 4 matches. What are the (9 replies)
A good win but at this point in the season is it a case of too little too late? (4 replies)
After today's performances I wonder if Giroud will be back. (2 replies)
unfortunately it has to be said that gnabry's done. where even is he? I saw him on the list of (7 replies)
HANG ON A FECKIN MIN..why is everyone saying wd welbeck? Motd..he did *** all also modd (9 replies)
Dr Neg (15 replies)
My view on today fantastic peformance (19 replies)
I'm a bit worried that LA hasnt checked in tbh...I really hope he didnt listen to me and go Oxford (0 replies)
Looks like Spurs don't fancy the title either. (5 replies)
Spuds wobbling (1 replies)
And do not knock us out of our cup again you dirty little Hertfordshire* cvnts (1 replies)
There's something of the Rocastle about Iwobi (1 replies)
3-0 Hectorrrrrrrr! (6 replies)
In all the Iwobi love in, please remember that young Joel didn't excellently for the 4th.... (0 replies)
That Payet free kick (1 replies)
Good young player, rubbish celebration. (2 replies)
I just took an immense and very clarifying ****. that is all. (10 replies)
Iwobi and Elneny have been excellent so far. (0 replies)
That was a clear penalty, Prodl on Welbeck. Lineman had a perfect view. Joke. (0 replies)
Yes Now get the second before they recover (1 replies)
It's on! (0 replies)
I hope we give Watford what for tomorrow. (8 replies)
Anyone know any pubs in Reading that show 3pm kick offs? (51 replies)
Why is there no :USA! USA!: smiley? Answer me that, eh? (8 replies)
review of batman v superman: it was good. wonder woman will be a welcome addition. (2 replies)
Rosberg comparing himself to Leicester City (1 replies)
Fairly good article from the Guardian (32 replies)
New user klaxon! The newest registered user is Servant Charlie c**tbag 51 (11 replies)
Fattest f*UK*ers of Europe by 2025, apparently. (28 replies)
Sorry but site doesn't me allow me to answer on other thread. I said Stan was an oligarch and (9 replies)
Oh, I like this! A gun that looks like a smartphone for embarassment-free public carrying (7 replies)
So. If Leicester and Tottenham lose this weekend and we win, we'll be 8 points off (23 replies)
:fashwimb: Has anyone used the automatic parallel reverse parking on a car? (1 replies)
Right back to business. do you use the cruise control on your cars? (77 replies)
Apples are alright, aren't they? (31 replies)
If anyone has the patience to explain the nuances of April Fool to our german friends, would they (2 replies)
Talking of Germans and ****, it seems the true nature of how badly they f**ked up seems to be (10 replies)
Very mixed messages coming from the palace, with Princey Phil (12 replies)
Have we finished laughing at India as yet? (4 replies)
Trying to work out this April Fool by the German Embassy and it's doing my head in. (12 replies)
Windies in full control now....epic fight back (3 replies)
I've looked at the run ins for the top 3. And I can report us as still in it to win it. (6 replies)
Best April Fool I've seen so far (1 replies)
The Commentators on my Indian stream were literally speechless at the end.... (1 replies)
Bendtner is really blossoming into the bellend we knew he had the potential to be at arsenal (41 replies)
Now that I'm on board the Brexit campaign will soar. Just been talking to a very high ranking (21 replies)
Hmmm. She's no Ronnie Corbett, though, is she? (3 replies)
So who do we want? Indies or Windies? (5 replies)
India on top but could've been worse for the Windies (0 replies)
something afoot in Turkey (3 replies)
This advert always cracks me up (1 replies)
Here are the films I watched at Easter, with reviews. (24 replies)
Its all good signing this Xaxa chap and even Wagamama or Toni Kroos BUT (5 replies)
I note with interest that redgunamo has been absent. (7 replies)
If Arsenal just sign one striker in the summer, it should be: (15 replies)
I genuinely feel sorry for the chaps who have a proper asian girlfriend (22 replies)
'Sorry!' Now that was properly ****. I think we can all agree on that. (14 replies)
I note Wilshere is back. (2 replies)
something is afoot in Gotenburg airport. (0 replies)
Ronnie Corbett's kick...I say Ronnie Corbett's kicked the.....Ronnie Corbett's kicked the bucket (49 replies)
Keira Knightley makes me sad. (20 replies)
I wonder if lovesites can answer my question (2 replies)
I have to have a little chuckle every time the BA The Club email comes thru..thanks LA (6 replies)
Eboue (21 replies)
More deceitful stuff on Brexit from the BBC - with the "may" caveat of course (20 replies)
BBC2 9pm (7 replies)
Does anyone here want Trump to win just to see what happens? (5 replies)
Cech back for Watford (11 replies)
England v Windies should be a decent final (1 replies)
Morgan done up badly there....mug (0 replies)
2 vickets in 2 vallllllllls (0 replies)
Don't get this mystery spinner..he's just bowling one googly after another (3 replies)
Sneaky 6 there (0 replies)
G Nev, G Gone. Sky Sports should be amusing (2 replies)
154 to win so that's an England v Windies final now (5 replies)
A handy guide to left wing people........ (24 replies)
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We allow brands to amplify content organically with influencers on social media (8 replies)
2 vickets in 2 valls!! (0 replies)
Loooool 160 in danger (0 replies)
Game turned...NZ need to start scoring else 180 is in danger (1 replies)
Stoooooooooookes boom (0 replies)
Jordannnnnnnn NZ in massif problems now (0 replies)
Need to pick up a wicket soon (6 replies)
Is Plunkett on drugs? (0 replies)
speaking of work terms. As I now deal with Americans there are certain things they (32 replies)
MOENnnnnnnnnnnnnnn (0 replies)
Spaghetti is stoopid. (1 replies)
Dirty Vern's been at it again. (3 replies)
f**king prick Spanish ref (27 replies)
Bin Dippers outraged (again) >>>> (1 replies)
“She was praying there on the floor next to him and reciting the Qur’an while he was in and out of (1 replies)
The new Primal Scream album is nothing to get excited about. Oh well, at least Underworld never (9 replies)
Everywon must have their heads buried in work or surrounded by screaming kids (0 replies)
The kits in these friendlies are odd. They seem to have decided to make (2 replies)
Anyway, this legend turns 50 today. A most sublime player I was lucky enough to watch (1 replies)
Quite liking this Creme de la Creme Bake off IMO's (0 replies)
f**king annoying work terms for tossers number 5 million...Disrupt and Disruptive (8 replies)
KILL, BERNI, KILL!!!! GO GET 'EM, BOY!!!! (30 replies)
Great to hear Chris Eubank back in the media spotlight (9 replies)
Last nights walking dead.. I mean, can a chap come back from a point blank blast like that ? (6 replies)
When does the new season start? (5 replies)
Free market policies (9 replies)
Great news for the McCohens (11 replies)
Gibbs got a call up from England but he's on holiday in the US (29 replies)
Soooo Sunil Narine gets banned for a suspect bowling action but this guy>>>> (2 replies)
Anyone watch Mr Bean as Maigret last night? Worth watching on catch-up? (4 replies)
So it looks like this hijacker just wants the attention of his ex-wife. (3 replies)
The Brussels bomber refuses to seak. This is one of the rare occasions where physical and (22 replies)
IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT: Awimb has been closed until further notice. (0 replies)
Impressive performance by England. Worrying that four of their players were Tottenscum. (13 replies)
If Hodgson attempts to play Rooney ahead of Kane and Vardy in the Euros he should be fired on the (0 replies)
Guns plus Tannerite Explosive plus Stupid Sceptic equals Trouble (1 replies)
The lad behind the Arsene out banner lost a bet and has to get a Wenger tatooo (4 replies)
wd the plucky Afghans (0 replies)
Scrambled easter eggs!!! (0 replies)
Facebook sympathy fatigue: some ****s still on LGBT, many a French flag and only a weary few have (0 replies)
Roy does impression of Uriah Heep "We must remain humble in these moments." (1 replies)