AWIMB [Archive] - Page 66 - AWIMB

'John Terry could earn just £5,000 a week if he move to America's MLS' (9 replies)
**** it, I've had it with this team (0 replies)
Jesus. Look at the state of this poor ******* (4 replies)
Decent performance yesterday imo (2 replies)
My...don't let Amir Khan step into the ring with Saul Alvarez comment... (0 replies)
Wenger Ins vs Wenger Outs Round2 (32 replies)
Legends match 03rd of September against Milan Glorie. (3 replies)
Football fans :-( (0 replies)
Couldn't quite hear the commentary at the end yesterday (6 replies)
hmm it's a bit dead on here? any decent car washes in North London? (3 replies)
Mercury has just entered transit (1 replies)
Where was our googly-eyed Gastarbeiter yesterday? (4 replies)
modd you say we will finish 2nd (4 replies)
Some ex-Arsenal players do absolutely unforgivable things, but this is by far the (5 replies)
I am going to Reykjavik in a few weeks, (8 replies)
I guess nobody's mentioned poor old Danny Welbeck (0 replies)
Like a new signing :cloud9: (6 replies)
The BAFTAs last night offered a great example of everything that's wrong with the BBC (4 replies)
We're going to finish second, aren't we? :cloud9: (20 replies)
Koscielny didn't know where his off stump was for their first. (2 replies)
On Saturday night, the glw advised that we would be rising early on Sunday (7 replies)
In the absence of tree view, the What's New function is the easiest way to navigate (2 replies)
tree view was our amazon biosphere. now we're just a bunch of pygmies crouching (2 replies)
Whose preparing the Lasagne this year? (4 replies)
Djokovic hands out yet another Murray ****ing :hehe: (1 replies)
The Doc is right Awimb. My behaviour today was boring and uncalled for. (3 replies)
Best day of the seaso , highest finish since 2005 and spurs its happened again. What (16 replies)
Poor showing from the City fans not staying behind to wave off the manager. (5 replies)
This is the worst AWIMB I can remember (3 replies)
**** me, Floyd is a boring ****. (4 replies)
Has TJ pulled out of any tackles yet? (2 replies)
A shambles. A pathetic shambles (5 replies)
Is anyone going to give Giroud credit for the goal? (4 replies)
15 points a season. Would have been our lowest total for years without CECH (3 replies)
Wilshere (0 replies)
This is the worst Arsenal team I have ever seen (0 replies)
Get in, Oli! City's defence is ****, but Aguero could beat us on his own if we don't (3 replies)
Arsenal look like a side who have never played at Premier League level (1 replies)
Giroud :-\ (0 replies)
Koeman in. (0 replies)
Well well, I half expected Saints to win today. Arsene and his molluscous side get a (1 replies)
So the benders were given a drinks break during the 2nd half (0 replies)
Spurs appear to be crumbling at the final fence :-d (1 replies)
St. Totteringham's Day is ON! (3 replies)
So Arsene has only just worked out our defense is too soft (1 replies)
Daniel Sturridge for 30M? (3 replies)
Looks like big John Terry has kicked his last ball in a Chelsea shirt. (1 replies)
I like the insertion of faggitry into the leicester narrative. bocelli sings before (0 replies)
gotta say, dembele gouging costa's eye was some pretty legit ghetto ****. (2 replies)
RIP England (3 replies)
Right. I'm off to drink something effeminate and tequila-based in the garden. (3 replies)
So because it was a public holiday yesterday, everyone here in my office either took (3 replies)
Summer is upon us; let the grilling and smoking commence! (55 replies)
Liverpool fans without tickets turning up to a big match and trying to get in? (3 replies)
You've got to love Headgear's neighbour, Kenny Sansom, havent you? (10 replies)
I found this illustration of a very old tube train online at King William Street (9 replies)
Jezza is the Tories' Arsene Wenger (0 replies)
What email account do you use? (8 replies)
What time will London announce it's new signing Sadiq Kahn (8 replies)
So Boaty McBoatface is to be named RRS Sir David Attenborough (4 replies)
Hang on a second - there is another Copa America this year (7 replies)
Jurgen Klopp's gurning is completely out of hand, now. (5 replies)
Serge Gnabry has inherited the Jenkinson Hat (22 replies)
Jesus wept, these Spanish ****s are ****ing gash (1 replies)
Not looking good for Dimbelly (0 replies)
Jorge. I am becoming disappointed with my Macbook! (23 replies)
Netflix people, thoughts on Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt? (9 replies)
N'Golo Kanté is understood to have a £19.6m (9 replies)
Talking of that sort of thing, I see the Allans are at work in Barnet, turning (1 replies)
What I do like about elections is that the Polling station signs are old fashioned (0 replies)
It's existentially challenging to discuss arsenal since Leicester's victory. (0 replies)
May I be the first to break the news that Sadiq Khan has won (43 replies)
Last week I had the best opening line ever from a street God botherer (19 replies)
I would like Awimb's expert option on a medication matter. (20 replies)
Hayfever is f*cking ****. (7 replies)
So i assume the actor helen wood thing is just the old story of (6 replies)
Of all the Leicester City to buy.... (6 replies)
Does anyone actually give a **** about this London Mayoral election? (19 replies)
What a truly bizarre spectacle. Into injury time in a CL semi with a solitary goal (0 replies)
Can't decide whether Man City have been ****e in possession or whether (4 replies)
Greed little **** was trying to score (0 replies)
Kompany gone. (0 replies)
One positive is how Arsene has quietly killed off a selection of our litter (7 replies)
Right. Five or six hours driving tonight so time for a snooze. (3 replies)
I've got chicken thighs. (20 replies)
Bojo in retrospect: (1 replies)
I thought I didn't like him anymore. WD Cesc (0 replies)
So do I read that correctly, only 1 Spurs player has been charged after the all in (17 replies)
The official, Trivial worries/problems/minor items that are on your mind? (5 replies)
I note Leicester are to be presented as champions this week, at home. (17 replies)
Pat's Lunchtime review (6 replies)
A state of chassis I tells ya (7 replies)
I wonder if Fox could persuade James Cordon (6 replies)
So I take it we're cheering on former gunners Clichy and Sagna tonight? (18 replies)
Time to start dancing in the streets (0 replies)
Huzzah, just booked 3 nights in the Lake District for the end of the month (35 replies)
Cheap Kitchens Glasgow (8 replies)
What were those crisps called that were like matchsticks? Not Chipsticks, they were (19 replies)
Is there such a thing as powdered water? (2 replies)
*New Segment* Pat's budget supermarket sandwich review. (43 replies)
I've just had a LinkedIn request from an "Inspirational Entrepeneur" (19 replies)
GOT'wimb. Am I to understand from Berni's post that it was old Johhny No-cock that (7 replies)
how would our collection of assorted pansies respond to being managed by Simeone (31 replies)
Stone cold Steve Austin accepted my fb friend request. :cloud9: (0 replies)
For anyone finding it harder to hate spurs right now... (2 replies)
The **** Leicester City are through to the final! (0 replies)
That is how to defend in the Allianz (4 replies)
Whoops! (2 replies)
I can't see Atletico surviving this :-( (0 replies)
Have that you square jawed brutes (0 replies)
The Grease Man! (2 replies)
check out my website, ****s. houseofbleuproductions.com. oh hell yes. (4 replies)
whats up faggits. I feel better now that Leicester has won it. Purged, cleansed, (4 replies)
This Harry Kane doesn't quite get it imo (0 replies)
So anyway.I won the pub sweep last night (11 replies)
Could someone explain to me how the UK funding anti-ISIS propaganda is bad thing? (10 replies)
I don't like Willian but (0 replies)
Speaking of Motivational speakers. Perhaps us Awimbers could get on this racket. Life (6 replies)
I tell you what, those Sonic booms last night were damn loud (18 replies)
I've just pulled out of an event because they booked a "motivational speaker" (35 replies)
Who fancies having Gram rip their heart from their chest, kick it around the floor, (23 replies)
What do the Premier League champs do now? (6 replies)
I'm a little bit happy that the guy who draws Drunken Bakers in Viz is following me.. (0 replies)
BreastfeedingWIMB. I know I'm not exactly liberal on this subject, but this woman is (14 replies)
**** me Leicester fans :-( No need to go on and on about it (6 replies)
OK. Things we have achieved this season... (9 replies)
Ofourse, one thing should be noted from the PL champions (23 replies)
FitnessWimb. I have been working out for a good month now. (9 replies)
GoT query - no spoilers. (9 replies)
Surprised there is not more talk about Warrenpoint Town being relegated. (1 replies)
I didn't see the shocking seens at Chelsea last night. (1 replies)
Indianmusicimb (15 replies)
Not to go all modd but it would be rather nice if we could finish 2nd now (37 replies)
Civil War..... (0 replies)
Anyway, more important matters - Game of Thrones. Spoilers, obvs (25 replies)
Congratulations and what a marvelous achievement for Lester (7 replies)
Wenger In vs Wenger Out fans (44 replies)
Does everyone get to kick the **** out of Chelsea next season? (2 replies)
Even more disgraceful spud behaviour caught on camera (6 replies)
Toasting scum demise with some Galodoro Reserva, bliss (0 replies)
Well done leicester and another year of us ahead of spurs (21 replies)
Looks like a mental night round at Chez Vardy (0 replies)
I wonder how simb are taking it? (8 replies)
how clattenberg lost control of that game??? ****ing awful refereeing all game. those (6 replies)
Oh when the Spuuuuuuurrrss! .....****ed up again (0 replies)
We were all a bit worried, but the last gasp made it all OK (1 replies)
Well done Leicester but what a disappointing way for the league to be decided. (3 replies)
If the league has any kind of integrity that sours team will be decimated for (0 replies)
Sound of silence (2 replies)
Oh ye of little faith. (3 replies)
Congratulations Leicester City (8 replies)
What a brilliant goal. Hazard is class (0 replies)
I've let my Spud mate come round to watch the stream. I dunno which is worse atm (0 replies)
Chelsea really have nothing to play for and a sending off for (2 replies)
Oh *******s, Floyd's cowardice has infected me. Spurs are going to (5 replies)
If Spurts win tonight i think they will win the league (13 replies)
Hugo Lloris.. (0 replies)
That British family who got battered in Thailand have given evidence in court (2 replies)
Well said, Louis van Gaal, imo. #Kick Sex Masochism Out of Football (4 replies)
These financial constraints we had when we built the stadium.. (2 replies)
Money in football (3 replies)
There was a touch of the Henrys about young Ian Atcho's finish (1 replies)
:garglegargle: (3 replies)
3rd Place Trophy :wdarsene: (8 replies)
G'waaaarn you Foxes! Looking forward to possibly the most (4 replies)
Scousers not going to win this one now (0 replies)
my view on yesterdays protest/game (1 replies)
Doing some weekend work whilst watching Pulp Fiction (10 replies)
Why can't Rambo get back his 2013-14 form? Per 90 mins, he had 1.04 goals, 0.83 (2 replies)
Btw, what do people think of Elneny. Is he good enough to play in a league winning (10 replies)
Thoughts on today win (29 replies)
Remember when reyes looked like a world beater and we had him and Bobby vying for the (4 replies)
I watched the Arsenalist highlights and Rambo's name wasn't mentioned unti the 81st. (2 replies)
Kos as Captain and 2 strikers on the pitch (7 replies)
So, in the event of a dramatic Spurs loss, courtesy of some blatant diego costa foul (3 replies)
Hey, Barrymcbueno, that was some free kick, yeah? (0 replies)
1-0 ft. (2 replies)
1-0 #welbz' volley, Olivier assist! (0 replies)
How do we know Guns wasn't on that helicopter? (6 replies)
Apparently we're the most spoilt and whiniest of all fans.. (1 replies)
Giroud starts ahead of Welbeck again. Absolutely disgusting! (2 replies)
Political Correctness is to blame for the Emirates sorry atmosphere (3 replies)
"They took on the wrong city and they took on the wrong mums." (0 replies)
This has to be a gag, doesn't it. Why would a bank care who the manager is, (22 replies)
Will the demo go ahead if Norwich score on 12 minutes? (5 replies)
19 year old exchange student from africa really 29. :hehe: (2 replies)
Awimb I have a few hours to kill in the office. Awimb usually dies down after 5 (2 replies)
Wenger - we lost the title because our fans are cun... (7 replies)
What, in your eyes, would constitute a dignified protest? (12 replies)
Why does Jeremy Corbyn have a ****ing massive pile of bin bags in his front garden? (25 replies)
This made me a little sad for the most boring man in football (11 replies)
The marquee's up. My garden looks like the scene of a jewish wedding. (7 replies)
CarWimb: I *think* I might have mentioned a road accident I was recently involved in (36 replies)
My lunchtime was unsatisfactory, AWIMB (14 replies)
F**k me. I go away for a few weeks and look at this place. What happened? (9 replies)
I need some new footwear awimb. (37 replies)
Oh there actually is an Elite board on here :-( (1 replies)
Solved the trannie bathroom debate (7 replies)
What are your Friday lunch plans, AWIMB? (19 replies)
Another won deaded (1 replies)
Eric Bailly of Villareal , yet another exciting talent discovered by my sons' (0 replies)
And there's more.. (23 replies)
Arsene on good form this morning. Well said, imo. (15 replies)
Why do Everton want Martinez out? (35 replies)
Well done the BBC for Line of Duty (4 replies)
While in Mallorca last week, I discovered the joys of suckling pig. (17 replies)
John Mann. Wha a ridiculous cund he looked yesterday. (2 replies)
Peak Freddie Mercury (27 replies)
Andy Burnham really is ****ing weird-looking (5 replies)
Villareal 1-0 Victim****s :cloud9: (1 replies)
got bit by a dog on way home from sainsburys (10 replies)
Wanted to take the wife to town tonight for a bite and a bachata, but it seems (6 replies)
Be honest.. None of us called this one.. :cry: (8 replies)
and just how **** is that Halifax ad that uses Top Cat ? (10 replies)
something occurred to me during the Bird **** incident this morning. (2 replies)
How English am I? (30 replies)
Now whatever you think about the ins and outs of all this, watching Ken being (8 replies)
The Zlatan situation... (10 replies)
Full of **** WIMB: Reading between the lines on Twitter, (2 replies)
Santi back for the weekend :cloud9: (6 replies)
Hmmm I suspect it wont be long (30 replies)
So who among you plays golf? I believe the only useful (16 replies)
Have we had a good chuckle at Dheli Ally's getting banned for the last three games? (2 replies)
Now, I would struggle to ever stop laughing if Ken Livingstone (84 replies)
I see Ken Livingstone has jumped two-footed into the Labour anti-semitism thing (15 replies)
Already to go to work this morning. Put the rubbish out. Locked the door, got my (5 replies)
At the end of the storm, there's a golden sky alright.. (6 replies)
My Mrs has just asked me to stop singing "Wonderwall..." (4 replies)
Diego Simeone has the ethics of Jose Mourinho's evil twin (47 replies)
ISIS on the battlefield is a bit like a scene from Four Lions :hehe: (2 replies)
Apparently Wenger has told Elneny to shoot less often. I knew Ray Parlour is from (17 replies)
Gosh, that Niguez goal was rather beautiful, wasn't it? (1 replies)
I really do not want that w***** to win the Champions League again. (9 replies)
Ooooh a new feature. I have a new 'Visitor Message' (8 replies)
The AWIMB clock is an hour behind. (1 replies)
Hurrah! After 8 days, British Gas have managed to fix my boiler! (10 replies)
Hey Jorge - what do you think of maryam namazie's (2 replies)
Looks like the PC Police have claimed another scalp (20 replies)
NightmareWIMB (21 replies)
The Times has really gone downhill lately, hasn't it (5 replies)
If Simeone came in the summer and brought Godin and Griezmann you couldn't really (3 replies)
Dinner plans? Sausage and mash for me. Haven't had sausage and mash for years. (44 replies)
Good Afternoon Awimb. I wish to start my own enterprise. (18 replies)
Labour's anti-semitism credentials are looking as impeccable as ever I see (32 replies)
Oh dear. There's really no need for this sort of branding (9 replies)
My colleague just tried to show me a 'hilarious' video on his phone. (1 replies)
So, AWIMB, Celebrity Dead Pool. Who's your money on next in celeb-deadly 2016? (54 replies)
The Strange Story of Sonny Pike (10 replies)
I was just thinking that The Guardian had gone a bit dull since the transers went (3 replies)
May I interest you all in my homemade lunchtime sandwich? (22 replies)