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- As silver linings go, being told by your missus that her sex drive has gone, but that (17 replies)
- Monty what do you reckon? (0 replies)
- Why the god damn rush to potty train your kids? :-( (7 replies)
- Very important question AWIMB, as I don't haver any protection up top.. what sort of (22 replies)
- Shambles. (10 replies)
- Proper ****e that, from Hales. (0 replies)
- With all the security in London this is a joke imo (2 replies)
- Sorry, but what a total poof.. (17 replies)
- As photos/memes go is this the greatest of all time? (3 replies)
- Where do we stand on the question of a black James Bond, AWIMB? Hmmm? (59 replies)
- Nice interview with mikel and hector in the daily mail (8 replies)
- Coffee Machine WIMB (26 replies)
- Liz Kendell standing on a tank in fatigues (6 replies)
- This Xhaka or Kante??? (6 replies)
- I'm finally over :D (3 replies)
- Good news from the BBC! Uganda has banned smoking in public places! (1 replies)
- I've been putting my coffee mug in the dishwasher like a nice chap. (1 replies)
- Genital Warts (2 replies)
- Ooh, lala :-( (1 replies)
- but of course it's never their fault........ (3 replies)
- Don't you get the feeling it almost feels like that they want it to be terrorism? (1 replies)
- The Russians have announced that it's 'probably' terrorism. (15 replies)
- Can we have a grown up, sensible, non controversial debate please over this hot topic (16 replies)
- This week I have mostly been listening to (14 replies)
- 70-4 and here comes Ben Stokes :applause: (6 replies)
- I suppose if they put up road signs in Cornwall in English and Cornish... (6 replies)
- I must admit, if it wasn't for the "more posts below" crap (7 replies)
- What a slow day and I am annoyed as the reverse bin raider is still at it. (6 replies)
- Colombo Calapso? (4 replies)
- I have received invitation to the East Russia Oil and Gas Forum in Vladivostok (3 replies)
- Nice Spectator take-down of Corbyn's previous support for the IRA (61 replies)
- Plane made "sudden swerves" before it came down (3 replies)
- Plane made "sudden swerves" before it came down? (21 replies)
- SpookyWIMB (2 replies)
- What do you reckon Awimb? He didn't get booked so retrospective ban? (13 replies)
- Useless tosser (6 replies)
- How on earth is it taking so long to locate this plane? That part of the Med must be (32 replies)
- Liverpool fans fighting Seville..blame the stewards.. (2 replies)
- I see Jack Monroe is trolling sane people again. (25 replies)
- Apparently Jose Antonio lifted the trophy for Sevilla last night :cloud9: (5 replies)
- Klopp getting ready for the flak (0 replies)
- Another Egyptian plane crash :( (6 replies)
- dammit, walcott wants to stay. five pounds a week, not more. (0 replies)
- Don't know if you've covered this but it's liquid gold. mourinho dirt. :cloud9: (0 replies)
- Twitter is full of **** like this, I can see why some people hold it in such disdain (4 replies)
- This prick has said some daft **** since he became a pundit. (5 replies)
- Klopp and liverpool past their peak (6 replies)
- No correlation this year between transfer spend and sporting achievement. (9 replies)
- At the risk of sounding petty... (9 replies)
- I've been saying i'd like to see Emery be the man to take over from Wenger. They play (10 replies)
- I miss Alvaro (1 replies)
- Burt Jason said European elite feared Liverpool getting into the Champions League (0 replies)
- Klopp OUT!!! (2 replies)
- Clearly onside. (13 replies)
- Liverpool v Sevilla is on Freeview ch59 for anyone interested... (5 replies)
- When making a stock from prawn shells, do you fry them first? (8 replies)
- World's gone mad (7 replies)
- Newwimb question: What the hell is that little black dot for? (5 replies)
- the term 'Meet and Greet' is an odd one. (4 replies)
- :hehe: NSFJ (not safe for Jorge) (1 replies)
- I've been invited to a house of ho tonight (3 replies)
- there is woman in the office who keeps burping (5 replies)
- Did anybody see "England in the 90s", on Sky last night? (2 replies)
- Any of you ****s ever picked up an STD (37 replies)
- Speaking of Kebabs in Canada they have a odd variation of the doner kebab (13 replies)
- I'm a terrible racialist awimb (1 replies)
- Ok, here's my considered response to those calling me a **** below re Arse/Spurs (52 replies)
- Oi Ash! This here NATO geezer says we're going to have a war with Russia. (11 replies)
- AWIMB lunch options ? (7 replies)
- Xhaka when asked if he can imagine playing for Arsenal next season: (35 replies)
- The 'Rooney in midfield' quandry (22 replies)
- Are we all Sevilla fans tonight then? (29 replies)
- I actually thought we'd make a cheeky swoop for free JT. (3 replies)
- Lunch? (18 replies)
- Ann Coulter on Radio 4 earlier (23 replies)
- Girls With Mesut Ozil's Eyes (0 replies)
- Is AW serious about Olly being our no.1 striker next year? I love Olly, but whenever (19 replies)
- :clap: What's this *******s! I love the new Awimb. (3 replies)
- So, what should we read into the fact that we finished above Spurs? (38 replies)
- Almost forgot. Big thanks to Anthony Taylor (0 replies)
- You know all these enlightened folk in Allan-bothering countries who keep getting (5 replies)
- Now I'm a supporter of robust policing, but... (1 replies)
- There has been a redundancy in my household (10 replies)
- Any boobies this week? (4 replies)
- Bloody Hell, even Sevilla's sporting director is bantering off spurs (4 replies)
- I was copied into a letter from my hernia consultant yesterday in which he declared (20 replies)
- Most depressing consumer fair ever :-( (10 replies)
- So I looked into leasing a car and, other than getting to change cars every 2-3 (18 replies)
- Should this sort of info be in the public domain ? (1 replies)
- I miss the sticky. (5 replies)
- I usually go mental about everything. Though my Pelanty for driving in the bus lane (22 replies)
- So the BBC is going to take the recipes down off its website (35 replies)
- Isn't time the Sticky went? it's not valid anymore. (5 replies)
- forget Wenger out! Crossbar out! (0 replies)
- Have we heard anything from Supermac'76 since the new board switch? (3 replies)
- There seems to be a bit of noise about "Fletch & Sav" breaking up (5 replies)
- Game of Thrones WIMB (18 replies)
- it just keeps on coming (0 replies)
- Thoughts on yesterday st totteringham's day and our best ever finish since 2005 (3 replies)
- Vine taking the piss out of Spurs title charge (1 replies)
- wd The Daily Mash (1 replies)
- game on brighton..wd good start (0 replies)
- What a bunch of fannies. What are the armed forces coming to when you can't even (7 replies)
- Awimb, I've been toying with the idea of stoping smoking for a very long time (7 replies)
- I find it odd the IT bloke at work (5 replies)
- reluctant assessment of needs: out: wilshire, ramsey, walcott, welbz, (5 replies)
- World's first ***** transplant (22 replies)
- Has anyone seen much of Xhaka ? (1 replies)
- Roy’s / your England squad. (11 replies)
- In other news, the TV and the radio kept squawking about the Women's FA Cup. (15 replies)
- :hehe: (2 replies)
- Bloody hell, it's like they're trying to leave Europe (2 replies)
- Good to see the likes of Poldi and Chesney (0 replies)
- Is there any locks won can buy for wheelie bins? (6 replies)
- Good news for Stan and Ivan!!! (1 replies)
- Summer clear out options (16 replies)
- Paging CrossGun & Hollywood - any fresh gems from SIMB today? (23 replies)
- So who is this Vincent Janssen chap that we're signing? The new Patrick Kluivert, (1 replies)
- Bargain basement time (0 replies)
- What of Walcott. I can find no mention of him in the team or on the bench (10 replies)
- So, as I understand it, Tomas got a big farewell, Mikel came on, almost scored, (4 replies)
- TJ and the big England snub (5 replies)
- Rumours abound that, following Welbz' knee ouchy, we've entered the race for Zlatan! (13 replies)
- It really was the most remarkable conclusion to a pulsating contest, wasn't it? (26 replies)
- Flicking through channels last night, I came across the Queen's 90th birthday thing (1 replies)
- So a security company left the fake bomb at OT after a training exercise :hehe: (8 replies)
- Amidst all the SIMB bitching, I did rather like this little gem... (0 replies)
- This almost seems like a resigned sentence.. (0 replies)
- Putting the hilarity aside for one moment. I do sometimes wonder if having a local (11 replies)
- Quite the Mystic Meg... (7 replies)
- Their commitment to our cause :bow: (0 replies)
- How amusing was the Sky Sports compound? (0 replies)
- Shearer :****er: (1 replies)
- Great stuff (0 replies)
- Typical MOTD biased ****. Spurs have had a wonderful season and future, we're a bit (0 replies)
- Danny Mills: When a team wins the title they have a striker who gets you 20+ goals (9 replies)
- ooh Spurs are on... (2 replies)
- Awwwww I wanted to see Lineker in his pants :-( (0 replies)
- Did people think Sperz would lose today? I didn't. I just hoped we'd win so it (3 replies)
- So much joy (1 replies)
- hahahahahahhahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahhahaha (0 replies)
- Modd was right (2 replies)
- On a minor note happy Grimsby beat Forest Green to get into the league. Serve the (0 replies)
- Well done Andy Murray! Finally beat the slippery Serb! (0 replies)
- Please. Someone must have a SIMB log in. Please let me know if any have topped them (1 replies)
- Who knew? There really be dancing on the streets of Islington (1 replies)
- Please share the SIMB gold. Pretty please. (20 replies)
- The boy Giroud done good today (8 replies)
- Modd. I will never doubt you again. LOL (0 replies)
- Abso****ingloutely GLORIOUS! (0 replies)
- How do they do it? (4 replies)
- It's as good as official. Happy St Totts day :wave: (2 replies)
- Spurs 5-1 down (1 replies)
- May I be the first to wish you all a very happy St Totteringham's Day :-) (2 replies)
- It's happened again! It's happened again! Tottenham hotspur, it's happened again. (4 replies)
- ****ing hell Spurs :hehe: (2 replies)
- Has anyone got a ****ing stream that works?! My computer is close to be thrown on the (4 replies)
- St Totts day could be on. (0 replies)
- Arsenal have done it!!! (6 replies)
- Man Utd match abandoned (3 replies)
- Jack Wheelchair starts!!! (0 replies)
- Man Utd up to their old tricks with a delayed k.o. (3 replies)
- Ratings so far out of ten (0 replies)
- Who's ready for an evening with Eurovision? (0 replies)
- FA Cup winners 2016 (0 replies)
- Arsenal ladies 1-0 up in the cup final against Chelsea (2 replies)
- Coming next season!!! The return of more of the same!!! (3 replies)
- Blondie is the horniest thing on the planet (1 replies)
- What an Olympic poof Andy Bell is (0 replies)
- Evening all :wave: (0 replies)
- Not to sound grumpy as usual. But People do harp on about it being (4 replies)
- Sky Arts this evening, 9pm I believe. (0 replies)
- gonna be in berlin next week. what you faggits drinking? :-) (0 replies)
- DilemmaWIMB - Due to a clerical error, our company has failed to order printer paper (9 replies)
- I keep reading about 'Registering' to vote for the Brexit (0 replies)
- glw's away this weekend. I'm young, free and single for 48 hours. (8 replies)
- Speaking of Europe, Eurovision this weekend (39 replies)
- Brexit.. People over 40 want out (42 replies)
- I'd definitely prefer Michy Batshuayi to any of the other mooted options (2 replies)
- Egg sandwich :hehe: (0 replies)
- Looks like old Kinky Sanchez Flowers is off too (1 replies)
- They put stuff like this on American job adverts :hehe: (3 replies)
- Is anyone else starting to think we might actually get President Trump? (45 replies)
- I can't decide what I should budget for my spending money. (4 replies)
- I had the most extraordinary meal in Finland. It was in a very flash, modern Michelin (13 replies)
- Sturridge on his way........ (9 replies)
- :music: Two more years! :vsign: Two more years :vsign: :music: (21 replies)
- Flamzil, nobody tell Mesut he's leaving, yeah? (2 replies)
- You'd have to say our most consistent player of the season (8 replies)
- France squard more interesting for who isnt in it (9 replies)
- Arsenal fans let's all put our differences aside. but can we all agree (11 replies)
- German clubs acting to stereotype and being very efficient in sorting their transfers (20 replies)
- Jesus Q Christ, I've got to go to Coventry to see Bruce. (5 replies)
- Yesterday I learnt that responding to your pregnant partners's observation that she's (16 replies)
- Martinez gone :wave: (0 replies)
- Irony News: Debuchy Ruled Out of Euros With Thigh Problem (4 replies)
- What's this? Oh, just another byline in a national newspaper :rolleyes: (5 replies)
- My interest in this story doesn't really extend beyond the attractiveness (17 replies)
- You can buy duty free stuff when you arrive in Iceland :cloud9: (0 replies)
- Facebookwimb (5 replies)
- To The Garrick for the opening night of Sir Ken's Romeo and Juliet. (12 replies)
- Not sure I can remember a last day of the season that's had less riding on it (21 replies)
- New Stone Roses single being released at 8pm tonight (8 replies)
- So, Newcastle, Villa and Norwich down. (15 replies)
- I still can't get over the fact that Lamela and Walker weren't suspended for their (30 replies)
- :sanogotime: (0 replies)
- I've been waiting for this all season (16 replies)
- Chelsea love a good mask on the pitch. Ours never do. (1 replies)
- So Welbeck is out for 9 months. Add that to our medical staff (0 replies)
- Has Nicos stolen Monty's handle? (0 replies)
- With St Totteringham Day firmly down the ****ter for this year, we should all take a (13 replies)
- Joachim Löw must be appointed our new Manager (6 replies)
- Ah I see Sky Sports have seen the light and changed their live match. (4 replies)
- Sir C, do not fear the idle threats of that grubby fanny Herbette (10 replies)
- Tell you what, chaps, the cartoon lady on the Finnair safety leaflet is quite the fox (2 replies)
- One final piece of news for the day...... (0 replies)
- Welbeck has had knee surgery and out for 9 months (13 replies)
- Question 1: How long does the edit function (on this new board) work for? (14 replies)
- It fair made my bosom swell with pride seeing our next manager shed (7 replies)
- It's time for Pat's Random Movie question 'May contain spoilers' (2 replies)
- I misread this as flatulence :-( (0 replies)
- For Pat..Elisabeth line pics..tube porn... dont search tube porn obviously :-) (11 replies)
- :clap: One of the leading candidates for a position on Labour's National (0 replies)
- This weekend I am staying here, imo (8 replies)
- The balls on this Ousmanne Dembele lad, bravo (11 replies)
- I noticed something whenever I call an American office. (13 replies)
- Internal solutions :cloud9: (1 replies)
- Another won of Wenger's successors slips away :baghead: (16 replies)
- Signing this lad will add some extra interest to (15 replies)
- If Spurs were to draw at Newcastle, we need only win by 13 goals v Villa to nick 2nd (19 replies)
- Willey out, for God's sake. (2 replies)
- €50 million for another midfielder. Wenger must have finally flipped His lid. (22 replies)
- West Ham's farewell to Upton Park was a bit cringeworthy (14 replies)
- Xhaka - Looks as though we have submitted a €43m bid which Gladbach seem happy with (38 replies)
- The season has not been in vain! (0 replies)
- Have we cemented our fourth place? (3 replies)
- I see yer Irons are 'avin it pwopah naughty one last time (3 replies)
- Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhh (0 replies)
- loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool gwan the hammers (2 replies)
- White people not welcome (38 replies)
- Tough break, sorry, for the boy #Webz imo (6 replies)
- "Obama to make historic first presidential visit to Hiroshima" (14 replies)
- Just had a job pop up on Linkedin for this lot (0 replies)
- Presumably the pretend terrorists should have shouted something more inclusive (34 replies)
- All those saucy birds in your neighbourhood who want to sleep with you; (0 replies)
- £50 for a 30 minute tooth extraction Vs £1,000 for 3 hour root canal treatment (5 replies)
- Thought Game of Thrones had a few **** moments last night. (14 replies)
- Bayern have signed Hummels and Sanches. They don't **** about. (11 replies)
- Is it quiet on here because the season is over or the new board? (1 replies)
- Lunch? I'm off to an Argentinian restaurant. To handbag them about the Falklands (1 replies)
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