AWIMB [Archive] - Page 53 - AWIMB

That was beautifully insane. (0 replies)
Coq you coq! Cech does his usual 'can't save a pen trick.' Fight for 4th place (1 replies)
Wenger sent off down the tunnel (1 replies)
Oh well (0 replies)
Xhaka off (2 replies)
Not going well, is it? Making loads of chances, but haven't looked like scoring. (1 replies)
Wonder if Mr Vardy has a few (1 replies)
Berlin Prostitutes. Make me an offer I can't refuse. (1 replies)
Lubbly jubbly. A win tomorrow and we're 2nd. When do the Chavs play? Is it very (0 replies)
City / Yids desmond (0 replies)
Yaaaaah Stoke (2 replies)
Alternate Reality AWIMB - Sitting here with my bucket of KFC (2 replies)
It's all a bit God bothery, isn't it? (3 replies)
Who do you bank with? (14 replies)
The voiceover man sounds like he is introducing a wrestling bout (3 replies)
Fück me, but Michelle Obama's a unit. (12 replies)
Things you don't see anymore #4249 (7 replies)
One of his daughters is rather attractive and the other a bit of a munter. (11 replies)
Not sure if Hilary Clinton is making any attempt to conceal the fact that this is the (7 replies)
Oh, good! They're teargassing them! (2 replies)
I'll tell you who seems nice. (23 replies)
Are there any youngsters on here anymore? (0 replies)
Jake Livermore 10 million pounds (3 replies)
The Renegades there (2 replies)
What the ****??? (10 replies)
City apparently going to sell Aguero, are they mental!? (9 replies)
TC - the Renegades look like throwing another big score away (1 replies)
Shortest time you've stayed at a new job? (16 replies)
This headline just made me laugh out loud in the office. (1 replies)
Coquelin has a remarkably non-Arsenal ability to get fit again quickly (7 replies)
Blimey. To read some people on Twitter, you'd think that at some point this afternoon (5 replies)
11 years ago since we signed young Theo.... (24 replies)
WD WHU. Just watched a chav comedy thing on iPlayer called Revolting. The spoof (0 replies)
**** you Koeman (7 replies)
Do you suffer from any unusual medical complaints. (26 replies)
:hehe: I’ve just opened the laziest ever fortune cookie message (17 replies)
Christ Almighty, The Guardian's taking the pïss now, isn't it? (3 replies)
Those crazy Dutch lefties are organising an anti-Trump demonstration tomorrow. (5 replies)
Going to be in search of German poontang this weekend. Berleen. Please help. (6 replies)
It seems ages between matches lately. (14 replies)
Sometimes the old interweb gags are the best (1 replies)
Yuvraj & dhoni (4 replies)
:hehe: apparently we've been dealt another 'major blow' (2 replies)
The Owen Jones piece on Turkey. (1 replies)
Noble of Obama to wait until the end of his presidency before revealing his true (15 replies)
So it appears that Sam out of Sam and Dave will be playing The Donald's inauguration (14 replies)
Fantasy League - inappropriate names (3 replies)
Has this actually ever happened, ever? (1 replies)
I miss Nicosia. He was like a low ranking STASI functionary patrolling the (72 replies)
So win the next 2. put some pressure on Chelsea. (3 replies)
OK, I'll say it: I hope Manchester City get battered on Saturday. (25 replies)
You know when people say the 70s was a very different time? (11 replies)
Have we signed Inler yet? (9 replies)
I hate searching for Arsenal news and finding articles such as 'Arsene ordered to (8 replies)
That ancient Egyptian keeper looks just like Mubarak (6 replies)
Hold on, the transfer window has been open for weeks now (41 replies)
Mike Dean. Get that fvcker outta there. (0 replies)
Has Wenger left it this late before signing a new deal? (24 replies)
lol. Well done to the Juventus' New Badge people #banter (11 replies)
Shock news! You'll never guess how Sturgeon's reacted to May's speech! (6 replies)
Is it possible that someone is sabotaging Awimb for me, or have I caused something to (3 replies)
I can't be bothered to read all the Brexit stuff today. has some sort of time frame (28 replies)
If ever you wanted an example of the retarded definition (37 replies)
Anyone else fancy a trip to North Korea? (1 replies)
She's grabbing the wrong area. (0 replies)
Why is Iwobi not at the ACN? Don't get me wrong, I am glad he's here. (4 replies)
Mayweather vs McGregor (10 replies)
I had a tooth taken out on the weekend. (0 replies)
So, the search for the wreckage of MH370 has been called off. (33 replies)
Anyone see last night's BBC 4 Storyville on cyber warfare and the joint US, UK and (5 replies)
Contract extension agreed! (4 replies)
There's a quite extraordinary amount of weeping, wailing and gnashing of teeth going (41 replies)
Quite pleased with this tax evasion penalty being paid by Alexis. (0 replies)
Crap statues vol 57....... (4 replies)
Blind woman tells court Rolf Harris 'reached climax' as he slobbered all over her (4 replies)
Sword, Musket & Machine Gun. (28 replies)
Have we seen the Obamacare/ACA facebook thing? (0 replies)
Rolf Harris case: blind woman's complaining about being groped 'like an octopus' (17 replies)
Sanchez and his sulks. (17 replies)
England, India, MORGAN and Kholi (0 replies)
So, are Everton a big good or are City a bit shít? (14 replies)
Them Bangledeshies....spare a thought? (0 replies)
A ROD & The Packers Momentum (0 replies)
Looking forward to Monty coming on to explain why the Andy Carroll goal (2 replies)
Reading The Times thing with Trump this morning, it becomes clear that The Donald is (51 replies)
Green Bay needs to lock in another TD and they'll be all right. 28-20, ten mins to go (2 replies)
Take the draw of man utd - pool. Now we need to fvck up chelsea when the opport (1 replies)
Crisis for Wengen (0 replies)
not the fonz (2 replies)
where's a muslim when you need one? (2 replies)
About time (0 replies)
The Big Man Upfront! (1 replies)
Alexis (4 replies)
Old School Poll: Is West Bromwich Albion the worst football team in England? (0 replies)
Chinese tanks parked on Abramovich's lawn firing £30m pound notes (3 replies)
I read that Twitter trending topic as "30p for fellatio." :-( (7 replies)
I see Sky Arts have pulled the thing where Joseph Fiennes plays Michael Jackson (13 replies)
Wenger made me laugh with this one. (0 replies)
Surely if you stand for Parliament and are elected you should be forced to serve the (9 replies)
Do you wash your jeans? (28 replies)
Do people actually send off the warranty thing you get with appliances? (19 replies)
Just on the Taylor thing, I'm not sure people realise just how good John Barnes was. (47 replies)
Who would we rather play in the 4th round - Saints or Canaries? (11 replies)
I think we keep jenkinson, to be frank. Debuchy, yes, off on the chunnel to wherever (0 replies)
"French trio sign new long-term contracts." (5 replies)
This country is backwards. They already cancelled 80 flights from Heathrow (13 replies)
Do I not like that...... (23 replies)
Buzzfeed & CNN (1 replies)
Stuart Broad take a bow!!!! (2 replies)
No surprise here - Michael Jackson's fans/family have taken offence... (14 replies)
West Ham, going well I see (3 replies)
Anyone got any snow yet? (20 replies)
Congratulation (2 replies)
Loving the twitter outrage at the new Alexis banner (9 replies)
nobody will be around this time of day. but at what stage should I (4 replies)
What. A. Catch (4 replies)
The Donald is giving a masterclass in talking about himself in the third person (1 replies)
In today's media/journo climate it must be acknowledged (0 replies)
Bullfighting, a dwarf and sex. Hard to know where to start with this story. (1 replies)
New signings :cloud9: (25 replies)
How's our Japanese fella getting on? (0 replies)
Football content (27 replies)
I thought the Evo-Stick Northern Premier League was a joke at first. (2 replies)
Morgan Schneiderlinn, £22m. (13 replies)
The Beast From The East arrives tomorrow* (10 replies)
This Trump thing is genuinely hilarious. (10 replies)
I quite liked this Labour MP's description of Corbyn yesterday (3 replies)
Just look at Natalie's rack on SSN right now.. :love: (2 replies)
Any views on the Section 40 / Leverson 2 thing? (4 replies)
Good luck with that project (1 replies)
Too much politics on here. What happened to all the porn links? (8 replies)
Think we should get Belotti and feel satisfied. (2 replies)
Clearly I am not very knowledgeable of politics. (21 replies)
So, a 48-team world cup it is. (23 replies)
Best part about the Tube strike or any strike are the pointless articles (0 replies)
Boateng out of CL matches against us (11 replies)
Whatever happened to ... (1 replies)
FIFA 48 team World Cup with 48 groups of 3 (3 replies)
I really not sure the President-elect should be on Twitter, at least not without (19 replies)
Good Morning Awimb. (23 replies)
Got to be honest, I was really hoping he was going to follow this tweet with just (0 replies)
Republican celebrates demise of Obamacare (22 replies)
Nasri topping up the drugs. Ban him, not for the PEDS, but for treachery. (0 replies)
Note Walcott seems to have commenced his usual three-month break. Shrimp cocktails (2 replies)
Cruel for Preston North End. They can hold their heads high. Just got the (0 replies)
Ah the Morcecambe and Wise bloke gets the winner (0 replies)
omg the treble is like, so on! (1 replies)
I get it we are waiting to go 3-0 down before we (2 replies)
How are we unbeaten with Mustafi in the side? (1 replies)
Whoops! (0 replies)
All over the shop at the back again (3 replies)
Atletico Madrid want Alexis (1 replies)
My God (1 replies)
Arise Sir Drug Cheat (35 replies)
Where do you even start with this?...... (1 replies)
Wimbledon Village. (2 replies)
Anyone else see this article about the Larsen C iceberg break off ? (7 replies)
Psrb ---> (11 replies)
I did something bad last night :( (0 replies)
Anybody here has a buy to let property? (2 replies)
So, we're behind Spurs and the sky has not fallen (49 replies)
Do any of you have charities you donate too? (19 replies)
HRwimb. Not me for once. (8 replies)
Perez injuredy, Coq out for a month, Santi won't play again this season... (10 replies)
Fock Sanchez and his tantrums. He should score more, stop blaming others. (5 replies)
Welbeck and Lucas will lead us to premier league glory (6 replies)
We've signed Bramall, Cohen Bramall, I just don't think you understand (1 replies)
That's right, Fabregas, you bench warming little greasestain. (1 replies)
That's right, Conte, you faggit. (0 replies)
To me this is a nice discovery about Lucas. He can play a little bit, (0 replies)
Can anyone recommend a pair of blue tooth over-the-ear headphones suitable for using (12 replies)
I guess if we held any linering hopes that we could still mount a title challenge, (19 replies)
Not a straight red on the Bournemouth player. Didn't watch it live so I had (3 replies)
What is the trophy these two fine gentlemen are kissing? (11 replies)
Whilst I have been tidying up my credit file/score* As it's nearly Mortgage time. (3 replies)
Another thing. Would it be too much to ask for Petr Cech to (54 replies)
Anybody got any new years resolutions then? (5 replies)
I know the mummerings are that Wenger will sign a new two year deal. But if he does (13 replies)
The reason I get frustrated with this team (0 replies)
I accept that Giroud’s celebration didn’t cost us any time, but it’s just the (20 replies)
How many of these have you been to then? Blackfriars used to be my work local (5 replies)
After sleeping on it . . . (2 replies)
Another thing I would say. Giroud at least does not choke. This makes him something (0 replies)
that was, in truth, kind of a bullish!t penalty. (0 replies)
Give ospina a run imo (1 replies)
I rather like the cut of this Eddy Howe fellow's gib. If we ever do manage (12 replies)
Mustafi still has his unbeaten streak alive (0 replies)
That was a trophy performance - 4th place trophy (4 replies)
On the brightside Lucas looks pretty good (1 replies)
SSN reporter "Is that a point that feels like a win?" (0 replies)
Speeeeeeeeeeeritttt. (1 replies)
So Giroud decides that with 4 minutes to effectively stay in the title race is an (11 replies)
a bit harsh (0 replies)
Poor PSRB will be back on the fags (1 replies)
New Years resolution time (0 replies)
2017 can just get to fück. Hate the sodding year already. (0 replies)
Good to see we've really changed it around since half time (1 replies)
Wenger isn't brave enough to change (10 replies)
This is beyond tragic (3 replies)
I was hoping perhaps going down 2-0 (0 replies)
Well this is a straight-up disaster. (4 replies)
Xhaka is a hot headed prick. He will cost us loads. 1-0 down winnable. 2-0 not. (0 replies)
Pathetic. Oh well. At least the first 2 days of the year weer nice. (2 replies)
We're getting out-played so far. (0 replies)
This 'Fare Freeze' that Mr Kahn has brought in. (1 replies)
:music: Rime of the Ancient Mariner - Iron Maiden :music: (0 replies)
My avatar sh!ts all over pretty much all yalls. Chris + got my back yo. (0 replies)
Am I the only one fearing a bit of a shock tonight? (4 replies)
Forget Kodi and all that stuff. my new telly box is amazing (0 replies)
Having slagged off Christmas telly, I quite enjoyed the Bronte sisters thing. (22 replies)
Not only am I the handsomest, hardest, wealthiest, coolest and best hung AWIMBer (4 replies)
What's the best thing you drank over the holidays AWMIB? (27 replies)
Pat Vegas's belated Vegas review. (6 replies)
Now I know it's not really cool to laugh at what is clearly a man's complete (0 replies)
Hang on a minute... (1 replies)
Anywon else bored of Alexis's tantrums. (5 replies)
So Germany seems to be pretty fücked in the head, doesn't it? (2 replies)
Bournemouth...pretty much the sort of game where we throw away 3 pts (4 replies)
Other than the sheer novelty value, anyone else find themselves largely unmoved by (11 replies)
So how was everyone's Christmas dinner then? Mine was quite superb, if I do say so (27 replies)
Hang on, that disablist athelete who pissed her pants on a train whining about (16 replies)
Charles, you have some explaining to do (11 replies)
Watched Bridge at Remagen yesterday whilst tucked up on the sofa with a fire blazing. (35 replies)
Clemson vs Crimson Tide (1 replies)
Arsenal are the bridesmaids of football. (0 replies)
The good news for Manu is that (1 replies)
Great goals and luck. re: Souness slagging off Olly + MotD GotM.... (3 replies)
Bloody hell. Jamie Rednapp making sense. Souness saying Olly's goal was pure luck (8 replies)
ramsey in a failing-to-hit-the-target shocker. (2 replies)
And a nice goal from young Iwobi. {I didn't know Flamster was playing for Palace.} (0 replies)
Excellent goal. And it all started by Olly's back heel flick in our half. Great (9 replies)
Are Spanish-language commentators chosen for how long they can say "Goooool" instead (0 replies)
A thought for New Years. How to improve the forum. Give posters a sh!t-ton (4 replies)
Yes! Crouchy with the equalizer. Get in there, Charlie Adam. Chew someone's ear off. (1 replies)
quick thought all who mocked snin politics... (2 replies)
Excited about the return of Wellbz. (3 replies)
ooh we have avatars now :cloud9: Thank you Father Chris+ (22 replies)
Went for my first classical concert in a year - Beethoven's 9th - and wondered (2 replies)
:wave: who's back to work? (3 replies)
So Debbie Reynolds tragically follows her daughter to the gates and once more the (0 replies)
So basically, a bunch of highly winnable games until Chelsea on Feb 4. (0 replies)
That's right haterz. Suck the cock of Olivier Giroud. (2 replies)
It's going to be one of those days where their keeper saves everything... (0 replies)
George Michael has died !!!!!!!!!! (6 replies)
Merry Christmas bitch-cvnts. (1 replies)
Free!!! Free!!! Free tickets!!! (0 replies)
Eboue interview. Poor lad's been suicidal after being banned for one year in a row (1 replies)
Just noticed how exceptionally **** Sky & BT's choice of matches over Christmas are (1 replies)
This morning, I am mostly contemplating the significant difference that exists (13 replies)
Mince pies (23 replies)