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Always nice to wake up to USA! USA! swinging its dick. (37 replies)
A new one for T20 cricket....cheerleader took one in the v (1 replies)
I need the backing from the elders of Awimb as I've been flirting with (2 replies)
'Severe back pain' (5 replies)
I know I am one to speak about going off topic or threadjacking. (0 replies)
A good piece on the Livingstone business that nails the 'he was telling the truth' (29 replies)
Martin Atkinson (9 replies)
Who's the chap in Decline and Fall (7 replies)
I've been watching I'm Alan Partridge. The Linton Travel Tavern series. (58 replies)
That thread has become unmanageably long :-( (7 replies)
No arsenal this weekend :cloud9: (0 replies)
Hang abouts! If we win our two games in hand on Liverpool we're back in the top four (128 replies)
Say one thing, those are some snazzy Manchester City outfits. (0 replies)
We deserve that, two good goals. (10 replies)
any good link please?? (1 replies)
It's nice to see Big Matt Macey on the bench. (0 replies)
Ipl (3 replies)
Red Ken gone (9 replies)
Leakingtapwimb... I have a leaking tap. It's a mixer tap and tried to isolate each (19 replies)
:hehe: The BBC has reported Brian 'Sounds of the Sixties' Mathew dead (5 replies)
Any of you f*ggots going to Cannes? We should meet up. Hooking up a four-room (0 replies)
Oi Monty, re Barrafina (18 replies)
The Politburo have decided to take another bite out of Ken :clap: (1 replies)
Coffee Bags (8 replies)
When is that fat lump Mantel going to puke forth the third Cromwell novel? (31 replies)
At home I have a big box full of 'junk' full of waste of time items that have been (3 replies)
Looks like Emiliano in goal tonight (6 replies)
Last night I was taking my son for his pre-bed wee and as we walked past the kitchen (1 replies)
I believe I have arm cancer. (22 replies)
Talking of Masterchef, that Alison, eh? Eh? (3 replies)
There seems to be a most peculiar poster on awimb (0 replies)
Hang on, there is a match tonight? (56 replies)
Are the Labour party determined to court the votes of the virulently (5 replies)
Farage just told the EU Parliament they were behaving like the mafia (40 replies)
Fish fingers, chips and peas :cloud9: (9 replies)
Amatures loooooooool (3 replies)
I notice the left wing Twitterati are extremely quiet (20 replies)
The club can't really afford to sell Sanchez to Chelsea, can they ? (3 replies)
'Fat activist' is tired of being asked a rational question about obesity (11 replies)
What music do you like at the moment? (14 replies)
On a brighter note - this was rather good if you missed it (3 replies)
Sunday (73 replies)
This TV production of Decline and Fall is rather good. (6 replies)
So just how difficult is TOP 4 now? (24 replies)
Old School WIMB....POST YOUR Arsenal Paint work... (10 replies)
AW on the City game: (2 replies)
Shirley they aren't poking the Russian bear? (13 replies)
Kamado Joe report. (5 replies)
I have an enormous feeling of hapiness (2 replies)
I am supposed to start my new position today. (6 replies)
Outrage as the British establishment lets it be known that any attempt (13 replies)
Things to do in Basle (7 replies)
Well done, Arsene Wenger (1 replies)
All the 'fighting' among Arsenal fans. (2 replies)
I thought Kos going off would have been a disaster but Gabriel was quite good (3 replies)
Wenger's going upstairs, isn't He. (24 replies)
Jeez, it's gone a bit quiet on here! (9 replies)
Half Time thoughts / ratings (0 replies)
****ing hell keystone****ingcops (2 replies)
Suck on that Wailing Mancs (0 replies)
He's pulled the old Age Discrimination card!! (2 replies)
Who let the Baz out (4 replies)
The title's back on!!!!!!11111 (2 replies)
Never mind Chelsea. Ref did everything he could for you without triggering a UEFA (0 replies)
shortest interview I've ever had. (13 replies)
So there is to be a demonstration during the game on Sunday? (5 replies)
Rocky and Wrighty (0 replies)
Today I am going to cook a new invention of mine (0 replies)
Trivial things that make me slightly disappointed. (0 replies)
I have an interview this afternoon. (5 replies)
Juncker the drunk. (2 replies)
Didn't take long for the EU to start softening it's tone (47 replies)
Presumably victory on Sunday would merely be "papering over the cracks"? (13 replies)
I'm quite happy for women's football to be covered in the media alongside (14 replies)
Wenger: There's only one team in London.. (1 replies)
Sir Chips is clearly correct but he is not right, I think. (0 replies)
Dinner? (16 replies)
I am reaching that point where a haircut is overdue (1 replies)
Oh, Lordy! Ken Livingstone's on about Hitler and the Jews again. (5 replies)
Alexis to Chelsea (11 replies)
Arsene's just taking the píss, isn't he? :hehe: (7 replies)
I am very concerned. (32 replies)
There are a million UK citizens working in the EU and of all of them, Newsnight found (10 replies)
Spuds new ground (1 replies)
Berni, you've got some f*cking neck linking to the Metro (2 replies)
"Rectum? It damn near killed im!" (7 replies)
Sir C I couldn't resist :-( (1 replies)
Things you see in Enfield: A horse-drawn hearse, coffin inside draped in a Tottenham (5 replies)
Quick Rant #3231212121 People who have bottles of water with those sports cap on them (20 replies)
Crap statues vol 58 (2 replies)
Anyone see the Rio Ferdinand documentary about his wife croaking? (24 replies)
It appears our neighbours are a leetle beet short of cash (1 replies)
I mean, yes, it's bad, but you have to be curious what he was talking about (3 replies)
We're on our Way! (4 replies)
I must say, it's this sort of thing that's making today quite chucklesome (0 replies)
There is a lady in from the auditors. Someone went to introduce themselves (9 replies)
Ahh, I do love a bit of David Starkey. (2 replies)
T20 cricket cities (31 replies)
Oh, ffs! (11 replies)
Things I forgot about #2 (0 replies)
Things I forgot about #1 (4 replies)
There's absolutely no way the Daily Mail ran this headline fully aware of the (5 replies)
Anyone know what time we're supposed to trigger Article 50 tomorrow? (58 replies)
wish wenger would do something so we could have something to moan about. (15 replies)
Reading the programme notes for the birth-of-SDP play Limehouse (4 replies)
I was watching How'd you get so rich. (4 replies)
It's great fun watching people trying to rationalise why Rachel Dolezal identifying (2 replies)
Sometimes I wonder what it must be like to enter the mind of some people in the (7 replies)
This bloody place has made me do some work today. (0 replies)
Virtual Dogging! (7 replies)
as it seems nothing is going on in the world. New £1 coin tomorrow. (4 replies)
at least it was nice to not have to watch Arsenal lose this past weekend. (6 replies)
script idea: a group of football supporters, radicalized by their manager's refusal (4 replies)
I've reached the age where buying a new vacuum is exciting :-( (4 replies)
Not looking good for the Dutch in qualification (7 replies)
:sherlock: This newsstory is a bit odd imo (2 replies)
Nick Cage has a plan to unseat Wenger (0 replies)
Evening gentlmen :vsign: (0 replies)
Bit late I know but **** it: (0 replies)
Sir C how much can I pick won of these up for used? (4 replies)
Dinner? (6 replies)
It's called Kirkstone Black! (6 replies)
I will ask this twice a year and I still don't know the answer. (12 replies)
Fvcking hell! How stupid are Canadians? (2 replies)
I'm trying to decide whether I prefer my Hula Hoops in beef (35 replies)
Not to sound to harsh but is anywon else a bit bored of the (25 replies)
Well done Mesut! Germany fans' player of the year. Again. (15 replies)
Fairplay to the Lubitz-Papa; he refuses to go down without a fight. (6 replies)
OK, Jean-Claude Juncker has finally made me laugh (3 replies)
I hope the trend of using 'Brexit' for every sort of sitation doesn't turn into (6 replies)
I note that the police are boasting of having made two 'significant arrests' in the (45 replies)
I wish the news outlets could find another photo. (34 replies)
Why I've never really got Cockney Rhyming slang (11 replies)
Thought it was a bit harsh that full lock down security meant the poor sods (0 replies)
Terrorist's identity revealed as Kevin Mason (11 replies)
Let's play spot the (numerous) flaws in this...... (0 replies)
I have been reading Peter Biskind's Easy Riders, Raging Bulls about Hollywood in the (1 replies)
Ash's pedestrian suvival tips. (9 replies)
Another Norwegian's suffered un crise de conduire, in Antwerp. (9 replies)
So it seems that it was the Defence Secretary's Close Protection Officer who shot (27 replies)
You'll never believe who has just admitted responsibility for the attack (10 replies)
Talking of atrocities... (1 replies)
Definitely one for Ash this (13 replies)
It has to be said that the picture of the Muslim girl on Westminster Bridge yesterday (31 replies)
Is it not highly unusual that the attacker's identity hasn't been revealed yet? (18 replies)
Wounded/injured terrorists should not be given medical treatment (10 replies)
All this #westandtogether. 'We are not affraid' London Back to Business *******s. (9 replies)
Right I'm off. safe journey home everywon. (4 replies)
When something like this happens and they report that 999 is extremely busy (0 replies)
This would be a good time for Arsenal to (0 replies)
Tory MP Tobias Ellwood gave stabbed policeman mouth to mouth and tried to stem (6 replies)
There is always one knob in the office who is a right :noah: (0 replies)
Let's set a list of phrases we will here this evening during television coverage of (9 replies)
'Use 999 for emergencies only' (2 replies)
The attack in Brussels was exactly one year ago. (0 replies)
Anyone know if the tube's running? (14 replies)
at what stage does 'Terrorist Incident' become Terror Attack? (2 replies)
In other news, they are threatening to move the evacuated zone in my neighbourhood (6 replies)
Ss:gb - wtf? (0 replies)
Scotch parliament refuses to suspend proceedings. :hehe: (3 replies)
They always have to make it about themselves (3 replies)
How long before we see a community leader on the telly? (3 replies)
Gunshots outside Parliament (2 replies)
Gunfire at the Houses of Parliment (62 replies)
I give it 3 months before this ban on laptops, ipads, etc (11 replies)
On the side of my bottle of water there is a phone number for a helpline. (2 replies)
Talking of dear old j... (5 replies)
Wife's away tonight. Can anything tempt me away from the siren song (26 replies)
You've got to love Norman Tebbitt's take on the sad passing of McGuinness. (17 replies)
I shall be meeting my father-in-law for the first time on Saturday (75 replies)
Poldi. The manshaft's third highest scorer, won a world cup. (51 replies)
Following on from the transgender weightlifter...... (4 replies)
Southpaw regional wrestling (0 replies)
Salford Red Devils vs Toronto Wolfpack (1 replies)
You know how popular culture agrees that the McCarthy era in the US was terrible? (7 replies)
I'm very sorry, but there's no escaping the fact that you simply would, is there? (8 replies)
That tiresome leftie Colin Dexter has died, thank God. (2 replies)
I have good balance transfer offers on one of my cards. (4 replies)
I'd forgotten that, when Her Majesty met McGuinness, he asked how she was and (37 replies)
There are three urinals in the gents next to my office. I followed a chap in there (31 replies)
Anyway, to return to one of my ongoing bugbears (14 replies)
Pat Vegas Horse tips volume 2. Especially for IUFG (18 replies)
Nearly had to kick my radio in listening to the Today programme this morning (82 replies)
I got fined £80 (6 replies)
The rumour is that he has signed the new contract!!! (3 replies)
Warchest klaxon!! (36 replies)
Has anyone else seen 'Behind The Candelabra' about Liberace? (14 replies)
We have approached Tutchel at Dortmund :cloud9: (19 replies)
What did we all have for lunch? (19 replies)
It's a bit disappointing that old Googly-eyes jacked it in when things went wrong. (24 replies)
Pat Vegas Horse tips Volume 1 (6 replies)
Wayne barnes (0 replies)
Did anyone catch that Titanic ship sinking the other day? (20 replies)
Happy birthday Sashley! (3 replies)
Now, I'm the first to applaud Chuck Berry's contribution to Rock and Roll, but (35 replies)
I was happy about those banners being flown. (5 replies)
Talking of Arsenal fans arguing on the internet, I take it we've all seen this? (19 replies)
Non Football... at a Baptism/Christening yesterday and couldn't believe how (0 replies)
Let's take our mind off football and help Pat Vegas see if it is feasible (16 replies)
Is Wenger being selfish? (73 replies)
Ugh. It's a grim business this season. Like watching a beloved old pet go (14 replies)
biggirlwimb. Back into a size 34 waist jeans :cloud9: (0 replies)
Here's to another two years of the same! (23 replies)
Would a new manager even be able to make a positive difference? (0 replies)
What is the point of being an Arsenal season ticket holder when we get to a Final? (0 replies)
Great story in the express about AW signing on for one more year (0 replies)
To quote The Donald .......... (1 replies)
A surprise candidate has emerged as favourite amongst the board to take over from AW. (1 replies)
Arsenal Ladies 10-0 Tottenham (1 replies)
Arsene must stay plane banner.... (7 replies)
If you only counted the last five games (5 replies)
what are you think of arsenal ? **** what are you think of a ****? arsenal thanksyou (1 replies)
Wexit Poll (8 replies)
It's getting silly now. Someone have word with Arsene and we can all move on. (2 replies)
Drain the swamp! (1 replies)
Ramsey's marking for their third goal (5 replies)
The Wenger Out banners are in full force (0 replies)
Bring back Steve Bould, imo. (1 replies)
hmmm I appear to be going down to the pub... (1 replies)
Cheque gone (0 replies)
Innocuous muscular injury rears its ugly head again (1 replies)
loooooooooool. (0 replies)
That's nuch better though. (0 replies)
The Simpsons or The Arsenal? (6 replies)
Hamstring, bye? (1 replies)
Noel Fielding presenting Bake Off on channel 4? (0 replies)
Sir C you say ISA. Any particular type of ISA (3 replies)
Cat charity shop sells electrician's £200 tools for £1 (3 replies)
I thought it was mothers day this weekend. (0 replies)
WALCOTT!!! RIP!!!! :cry: (0 replies)
Assuming you want Arsenal to finish as high up as possible (3 replies)
Sir C. What say you? (8 replies)
anywon went for a :toilet: (1 replies)
Speaking of Northern Powerhouses (8 replies)
Our FA Semi Final win over Man City will be on BT on Sunday 23rd (0 replies)
When you have no idea how you ended up on someone's press list (2 replies)
So George Osborne is going to be a sitting Tory MP and editor of The Evening Standard (3 replies)
Leicester have got Atleti. (14 replies)
People you would not trust to leave a kid with (49 replies)
Whilst it seemed all doom and gloom a quick look at the league table (33 replies)
What's "Bah, Humbug" in Irish? (12 replies)
:music: (0 replies)
My council tax bill is up 3% for this social care (0 replies)
Ideal sidekick for Shakespeare at Leicester? (0 replies)
People who look like err other people. (1 replies)
People who look like rodents. (18 replies)
I've got some nice inch thick sirloin steaks. (45 replies)
Lá Fheile Phadraig (36 replies)
New Midfield General in the summer :cloud9: (0 replies)
Hang on - JAKE ****ING LIVERMORE ffs (3 replies)