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- One thing I noticed about Teresa May, she's got some rather ample bosom. Her husband (0 replies)
- I have developed a habit of speeding on the motorway. (13 replies)
- Just found out Adam West died on Friday. RIP Mayor West (4 replies)
- I am not impressed with Teresa May. (2 replies)
- This may be old, but why is the umpire wearing a sort of arm guard thing? (4 replies)
- I have nothing to say :-( (2 replies)
- Even some Tories are muttering the unthinkable about Brexit .... Threaxit is upon us! (0 replies)
- I've been asked to provide logistics for the newly forming London Soviet. (0 replies)
- Damn those pesky kids - if they hadn't been scurrilously encouraged to (62 replies)
- Szsez and Serge (7 replies)
- U20s plus Ox and Holding (0 replies)
- Gaddafi's son is on point with his scarf game. (0 replies)
- Jezza making his pitch on Marr right now. I fear Berni'll putting his foot through (0 replies)
- Towering Inferno is the third best film in the world FACT ****Z (9 replies)
- This just has to be the best video ever... (1 replies)
- Some super upsets in the cricket last couple of days (15 replies)
- I bid you farewell (0 replies)
- Hugo Lloris (4 replies)
- Never mind Brexit, Hung Parliaments, Corbyn, May, DUP, Trump, KSA, ISIS (0 replies)
- Another thing has struck me. How will the rather splendid Ruth Davidson, leader of (20 replies)
- I do not hate James Corden. (10 replies)
- DUP getting their priorities in order (11 replies)
- Of course, the supreme irony is that we're going to hear a lot of bleating from (10 replies)
- Why this presumption that youngsters will always vote Left? (10 replies)
- Thon weird BBC poll man John Curtice made an interesting point. (9 replies)
- One scenario under which Corbyn could be PM (2 replies)
- Rumour is that the DUP have said they will give pretty much unqualified support to (17 replies)
- We need a distraction from all this Political stuff. If you could have somebody elses (4 replies)
- Every Loser Wins (6 replies)
- Lord Buckethead :clap: (1 replies)
- Good old May on her way to see the Queen. (7 replies)
- It's not all bad news. Alex Salmond lost his seat. (13 replies)
- So the Saudi football team refused to acklowledge a moment's silence in rememberence (11 replies)
- Have we signed Diego Costa yet? (2 replies)
- Is this Brexit actually ever going to happen? (17 replies)
- So 41% of the population were seriously prepared to countenance the possibilty (17 replies)
- Overall, that really isn't too bad of a result (30 replies)
- I know this is hugely humiliating for May personally, but it does seem a leeetle bit (16 replies)
- Well fúck me. Democracy, eh? Funny old game. (2 replies)
- I will consider changing my vote next time (8 replies)
- Hung Parliament sounds very very sexy. (0 replies)
- I imagine Charile and Berni have driven down to Beachy Head in one of Charlie's dodgy (26 replies)
- I'm reading turnout among 18-24s is anywhere from 69-72% (4 replies)
- Talk about shooting yourself in the foot (2 replies)
- Cat and Pigeons springs to mind (1 replies)
- Alex Salmond with some real talk (1 replies)
- Lord Buckethead :clap: (2 replies)
- Marmite gets on my tits a bit. (0 replies)
- Who amongst the present Arsenal team do I want to have anal sex with? (0 replies)
- They'll be dancing in the streets of Raqqa (1 replies)
- £1 on Trump / Corbyn in June 2015 would've got you £30k (2 replies)
- GBP dropped a good 2 points against every other currency that counts at 20.50pm, (1 replies)
- I suspect this exit poll has been skewed by all those fresh faced young things (2 replies)
- Exit polls not looking good for May :-| (3 replies)
- Anyone who ever suggests we ought to lower the voting age needs to see this. (4 replies)
- This World Cup in Russia next year. (39 replies)
- There is always one tosser in the office who reads 'Breaking news' out loud in a (0 replies)
- Hysteria alert. Trafalgar Square has been evacuated. (2 replies)
- Speaking of Bake Off, is anyone else planning on boycotting the Channel 4 version? (2 replies)
- In deranged lefty news: That nice Ruby who won Bake Off is currently on Twitter (30 replies)
- I haven't been to Kilburn for years, come to think of it. (10 replies)
- Like Wenger, Corbyn's defeat will be respun as doing well (7 replies)
- Can anybody confirm or deny whether a certain holy book (32 replies)
- I've won a trip! (2 replies)
- Oh I say, just seen the footage of the vermin being shot dead; most edifying too. I (9 replies)
- I'll tell you what would make me laugh until I dislocated a rib. (2 replies)
- Does anyone know how blindoids vote? (10 replies)
- Alcohol is more important than the election, imo. Anyone else become a gin hipster? (37 replies)
- Remember everyone make sure you vote before 7pm tonight. (3 replies)
- Personally I couldn't work out who to vote for until Steve Coogan told me. (9 replies)
- I see on Youtube etc there are a lot of campaigns to encourage people to vote. (2 replies)
- Election predictions?? (29 replies)
- luhan9x seems to have a point (0 replies)
- Moderators (3 replies)
- Blimey. Iran's just blamed Saudi. (24 replies)
- They killed the 3 suspects on Friday.But I saw photos of them arresting some (2 replies)
- 'kin ell, the hot Aussie chick who gor deaded in London bridge had tickets to the (24 replies)
- Now even the Allan women have gone all stabby. (51 replies)
- The distraught mother of the third London Bridge attacker, who has begged for (4 replies)
- So ISIS are going after Iran now. (8 replies)
- Big news for the former Arsenal makeweight. Delighted for the lad. (0 replies)
- So Allegre signs a new 2 year contrat a week after AW signs his (0 replies)
- Bloke out of Bodger and Badger dies aged 67 (1 replies)
- I am suspicious of recent Chelsea transfers lately. (0 replies)
- Our new bug says his main asset is his "mentality". (2 replies)
- I am 35 today !!! (2 replies)
- Putting up barriers on bridges is all very well and good. (3 replies)
- My sister's voting Labour - not a good sign (55 replies)
- This Mbappe business is nonsense, isn't it?! (18 replies)
- That's quite the interesting cricket tournament that's going on (7 replies)
- Abbott gone. Does he think getting rid of her the day before the election is (34 replies)
- Millwall !! (4 replies)
- Anyone got any information on this Kolasinac chappie? (1 replies)
- 1 hour until off to the airport to escape this crap weather (24 replies)
- Avoid Notre Dame (7 replies)
- A confession. This is some dirty, dirty shít. (17 replies)
- Well that was gosh darn silly England (13 replies)
- Election prediction (1 replies)
- Montenegro joins NATO (7 replies)
- I got pulled over by the police the other day for driving down the wrong way of a one (5 replies)
- Where the **** is my parcel? (0 replies)
- I have never felt older (4 replies)
- L’Equipe saying we are going to outbid Real for Mbappe - EUR 140million. :-O (5 replies)
- 6th June 2017 vs 6th June 1944 (14 replies)
- Hang on - we appear to have signed a player (9 replies)
- Sir C you were right. (0 replies)
- Today I woke up to some truly horrific news (15 replies)
- Loooooooooooool! (14 replies)
- What's your opinion on this awimb. (5 replies)
- I trust we've all seen the Diane Abbott Sky News interview from last night? (4 replies)
- Um, I know Burney has assured us that everything is ok, but (36 replies)
- Qatar all washed up (6 replies)
- People don't often remark on here what a hideous disappointment Chambers was. (1 replies)
- Seems ISIS now want to lure people to view fake rental properties, bop them on the (3 replies)
- Peter Sallis gone! (4 replies)
- To be fair, the Allans seem to making many of the right noises (2 replies)
- Apparently Check Tiote has died in China (19 replies)
- I had an observation from the Manchester concert. (22 replies)
- So. About the end of the world, then. (1 replies)
- I just saw a new alert on my phone that 6 people are missing. (7 replies)
- Anyway. Three FA Cups in four years ain't bad imo. (4 replies)
- What a shower of ****s (15 replies)
- Hayley Wright was complaining that in giving Auld Veng a new deal (14 replies)
- Lest we forget. (0 replies)
- Apart from all that, how 'bout that European cup final, eh? (6 replies)
- Terrorism is depressing, if you believe the transfer rumours out there, we may well (11 replies)
- Rumours abound that one of the murderers appeared on a Channel 4 documentary (24 replies)
- Ariana Grande. (18 replies)
- What to do? (51 replies)
- So amongst the carnage, you can always count on Donald to shine through (6 replies)
- Happy Whit Monday f*gs. (0 replies)
- Liam's gonna make a **** of himself ain't he (0 replies)
- Booooo. I hate Coldplay even more now (0 replies)
- Good Lord! - I am finding myself respecting this Bieber fellow .. well unplugged (0 replies)
- It is my intuition that this Miley Cyrus bird has a fanny like the (2 replies)
- This Manchester concert is hard to watch (1 replies)
- Here we go again...another loon in a white van (7 replies)
- Come on me old eye-tie magpies ..now or never and one goal back will spook the (1 replies)
- Next yellow slitty-eyed cnut requiring banning (0 replies)
- ****sarejammierthanmanutd (0 replies)
- Farkin Madrid fans whistling when Juve get (1 replies)
- I do love football. Please The Gods of Football the Old Lady wins. I must (5 replies)
- We should be in for Bale. (5 replies)
- Betting help (2 replies)
- wheresthatostostanrian? (2 replies)
- Arsene's 'big summer of denial' has started (1 replies)
- oioi****s:smokin: (0 replies)
- my last thread of the week imo (5 replies)
- I am going to win the Euromillions jackpot this evening. (14 replies)
- She was a USB port whore. (11 replies)
- Grub? (6 replies)
- Sir C >>> (2 replies)
- Anyone who believes in fake bids or "season ticket renewal time" (2 replies)
- So reliable sources are stating that we've offered EUR 100million for Mbappe and that (22 replies)
- Another HUGE Arsenal victory!!! (0 replies)
- London Boroughs that sound like F1 Drivers. Lewishamilton (6 replies)
- 10 weeks until the new season kicks off :rubshands: (2 replies)
- So what players are surplus to requirements at the Arsenal? (25 replies)
- Good start by our cricketing chaps (0 replies)
- Food prices in Basel... (10 replies)
- Sir C. an SG or a Telecaster? (7 replies)
- Is there anything in these polls suggesting a Labour surge or are the (5 replies)
- Lacazette is available again :cloud9: (11 replies)
- Too warm apparently; the dogs don't fancy it. (0 replies)
- Am I the only person who finds the idea of marrying a corpse obscene? (2 replies)
- I've had the final on in the background ever since; one or two observations: (5 replies)
- I'm pretty sure that waht Arsene Wenger wants now (0 replies)
- Delighted to see we will only countenance top, top quality additions to the squad. (18 replies)
- So what did Trump mean with covfefe? (2 replies)
- Now that we have two years of stability confirmed, we can go and make the most (10 replies)
- In order to alleviate my frustrations. (12 replies)
- Still nothing up on the website as yet. (8 replies)
- Spurs agree financing for £700m for their new stadium (2 replies)
- So, now the important bit is done and dusted, does it matter if AS7 stays? (23 replies)
- In Arizona for a function the other day; 35° observing (7 replies)
- Morata to AC Milan, Aubameyang to PSG. (11 replies)
- No one appears to be losing their shít about Wenger staying. (24 replies)
- Moderators!!!! Can someone ban this cnut yenhong0286 (1 replies)
- :music: Meet the new boss, same as the old boss :music: (0 replies)
- How on Earth have Chelsea managed to fleece Bournemouth (1 replies)
- Oh God, there's going to be a clamour for us to sign Riyad Mahrez now :-( (4 replies)
- Another thing that all good football supporters should do is give thanks to managers (6 replies)
- Liverpool fans "Wenger staying is great news for us". Am i missing (26 replies)
- Wenger In! (4 replies)
- Tuchel out. (1 replies)
- Some feminists pretending to be horses. (0 replies)
- Lot of whores in Munich surprisingly. (2 replies)
- That play-off final was shocking, thank God I at least got penalties, (5 replies)
- Jeremy Corbyn has done an interview with Woman's Hour on Radio 4 to announce (5 replies)
- Even a broken clock is right twice a day.... wel done LA (2 replies)
- Where the **** (13 replies)
- Nice to see Chelsea can organise stopping a PL game to give their captain some stupid (8 replies)
- Aaron Ramsey. (25 replies)
- I was so convinced we were going to lose I keep forgetting we won :cloud9: (7 replies)
- Islamic Tigers now... (3 replies)
- Got to feel for poor Toby Roland-Jones, here. Making his debut and is going to have (0 replies)
- So is the offside rule that you're offside if you make a movement towards the ball? (11 replies)
- And has anyone scored more FAC final winners than Rambo? And has anyone scored two (0 replies)
- Top 4 vs FA Cup. Monty's right. That was far more enjoyable. Even than Lasagnegate (0 replies)
- Think Cech would have stopped their goal. (0 replies)
- Felt sorry for Wenger, watching him being uncomfortable celebrating near the fans (1 replies)
- Ok, I admit it, that was *way* more fun than finishing top four :cloud9: (5 replies)
- Sol Campbell -- looking good (0 replies)
- Remember the AW out brigade used to say they'd rather win the cup and finish outsidet (3 replies)
- well **** me!!! (16 replies)
- Brethren, whose heart skips with joy more than mine? But let us be true unto (1 replies)
- Well done Anthony Taylor. Wonderful to see a cheating (1 replies)
- Rejoice!!!! (0 replies)
- Rob Holding could have been in Div 3 this season. Now won the cup denying the Chavs (1 replies)
- We were ****in brilliant today. (1 replies)
- 11 MOTM performances there (2 replies)
- Tony C - I love you. I just read your post saying ramsey for a tap in. I replied "I (0 replies)
- Just see it out....10 minutes (0 replies)
- Should be saving that.. (1 replies)
- Was the Kronke or Al Capone....epic pin stripes (nt) (0 replies)
- Who'd have thunk it. The biggest disappointment is that we are only 1-0 up (0 replies)
- 2 shots cleared off the line and one that hit the post twice. We could be 4 up ffs. (5 replies)
- Hang on. I had to pop out for a sec. I thought the goal had been disallowed. What (0 replies)
- I feel an odd sense of calm about the pounding that's about to be administered to us. (0 replies)
- What is that fúcking clueless old french tit doing FFS? (1 replies)
- Ospina starts, back 3 of Holding-Per-Monreal and Ox at LWB, Welbeck on top (0 replies)
- Regardless of what happens beyond it, today is Wenger's Last Mohican. (2 replies)
- Suck on this Richard (1 replies)
- In life in death oh Lord, Abide With Me!!!! COME ON THE ARSENAL!!! (11 replies)
- Oh Jesus, that fella's written another poem for the marathon on Sunday. Apparently he (3 replies)
- Word on the street is Ospina starts tomorrow. (4 replies)
- Well I shall be making myself comfortable in my old armchair at (6 replies)
- First cup final you attended? (5 replies)
- City sign Silva for €70m. (24 replies)
- I'm off to my awards event (1 replies)
- Happy St Michael Thomas Day (5 replies)
- So awimbers, who will be at the FA Cup final? (17 replies)
- One reason to be optimistic for Saturday. (4 replies)
- I wonder how many Wenger/Kronke out banners will be on display at the cup final (26 replies)
- Whats up Dicks? (0 replies)
- Juan Mata's all-star tapas (0 replies)
- ****ing Hell Question Time on the BBC (1 replies)
- When social media marketing campaigns go wrong... (3 replies)
- I have to go to a awards show tomorrow. It says Business casual? (22 replies)
- Some fat retards have formed a 'peace chain' outside Didsbury mosque (58 replies)
- Mo weighs in (5 replies)
- Alright I've had enough of it now. (4 replies)
- We just had a minutes silence in the office at the end of it I always feel (8 replies)
- Alonso 7/1 for Indy500 (1 replies)
- Real talk from Tony Bellew...spot on about Manchester imo (3 replies)
- Never glad confident morning again (18 replies)
- Game of Thrones trailer :cloud9: (1 replies)
- Mourinho really is a human dung heap. (16 replies)
- Jesus there's talk of putting in Mertesacker for the Cup final. (2 replies)
- Mustafi still has not trained. (18 replies)
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