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Just finished Great Expectations and must say what a thumping good yarn it was so (6 replies)
This man has just been accused of sexual misconduct. (5 replies)
I've watched the 1st series of The Walking Dead (8 replies)
I am halfway through watching the excellent Ken Burns documentary on the US Civil War (40 replies)
So I have returned from India with my bowels in full working order (48 replies)
Dear Jim'll Fix It (5 replies)
All of which really says 'Ooh look at me! Pay attention to me!!! Please, PLEASE!' (31 replies)
Did someone say old skool silly bollox friday night tunes? (3 replies)
What even happened on Sunday's match? I was on a flight at the time, by the time (3 replies)
Peter. You mentioned this Patel women being unbearably thick. I have developed a deep (58 replies)
Is this a hate crime, do you think? (15 replies)
Talking of films, this year's John Lewis ad. (30 replies)
Sir C. (3 replies)
I see that Kevin Spacey, initially categorised as merely (2 replies)
Surely as men it’s time for us to unite and close ranks (30 replies)
World Cup Play Off Max Bet time - New Zealand vs Peru (8 replies)
ISIS Gone (13 replies)
Lying, fat ugly cvnt (12 replies)
Tradegy and all that but...... (3 replies)
Problem with foreigners #2321122 They take our expressions literally. (13 replies)
So it seems that Charlie Sheen buggered the lad out of The Lost Boys (7 replies)
Is everyone really busy? or is it (5 replies)
How we all doin? Bit gloomy, what? (1 replies)
What is a suitable punishment (0 replies)
Any advice on oven repairs? (22 replies)
Speaking of Kilbane - can't find the tackle on Edu but did find this (22 replies)
The problem with the Paradise Papers that the BBC and Guardian are flogging to death (26 replies)
Someone should advise Priti Patel to stop smirking. In politics, when one (8 replies)
sexual harassment update. (19 replies)
Ozil wanting the Number10 shirt... (22 replies)
Anyone watch Motherland on BBC2 last night? (7 replies)
Am I the only one who has noticed that thon Welsh fella who pulled his own (0 replies)
Should Jack Wilshere be starting in the League for us ??? (0 replies)
Fascinating documentary last week on Chinese 15th century architecture (3 replies)
SchoolBoyHumourWIMB (2 replies)
England squad (10 replies)
Not terribly clever, loosing off shots at Saudi; (33 replies)
I have decided (10 replies)
At least we can still have a little chuckle at West Ham (1 replies)
Am I the only c**t paying any tax around here? I expect our (38 replies)
Re: Coquelin....if youre going to go crazy then why not Jack in that position? (1 replies)
ffs - have a work dinner tonight. A Japanese place - scrolled through about 700 menus (6 replies)
Blimey! Emenalo gone too. (15 replies)
Bilic gone. (2 replies)
Le Boss is just a dithering old tit now isn't he? He's taken to (3 replies)
I didn't even get annoyed that we lost yesterday :cloud9: (19 replies)
All things considered that was rubbish from us (25 replies)
Jesus (2 replies)
When offering advantage shouldn't the ref take into consideration (17 replies)
This Lacazette chap does strike a ball quite cleanly (0 replies)
Never mind Cech (4 replies)
4321 Christmas Tree with no Lacazette (20 replies)
Right, lets put these yids to bed (3 replies)
Evening slags :wave: (2 replies)
Can't say I'm impressed by this Casey Neistat who has Sir C in his thrall. (0 replies)
Do you remember the days of the night shift? To the tune, obviously, (16 replies)
I might start watching this NFL ****. What team do I choose? (15 replies)
Santi’s leg there.... (0 replies)
Fúck my old boots! j is on Twitter complaining that this doesn’t feel like his (42 replies)
MattressWIMB .. are these memory foam jobbies any good? (13 replies)
Talking of jews, Giroud's beard has grown in such a way that, coupled with (0 replies)
Imagine having to resign because you’ve made lewd remarks to Andrea Leadsom, though (1 replies)
For some reason Ad-Blocker has stopped working on my comp and I'm currently getting (2 replies)
We never established who vpv is, did we? (3 replies)
Jezza's in a spot of trouble here, isn't he? Promoting an MP to the shadow cabinet (49 replies)
The Westfield Centre in Stratford would actually be quite pleasant if they would only (25 replies)
Patrice Evra...guess it’s back to his old job now :( (0 replies)
Just started my cardio risk stuff and slipped a £20 note in the phlebotmist's (15 replies)
Poor Santi (3 replies)
These youngsters breaking through. (63 replies)
Sir C. This cardio-vascular risk assessment that has you gloating like a (10 replies)
Very kind of you to offer suggestions for my next paramour and it really has to be (4 replies)
Dinnerwimb. (9 replies)
Suggestions for Herberts next Jewish love object (4 replies)
Caught up with Nigella last night on iPlayer. All of the usual (0 replies)
So, I've had my cardiovascular risk assessment. (15 replies)
Israel backs Hungary, says financier Soros is a threat (3 replies)
Not had a drink since.....Pt 2 (20 replies)
Moving away from the semi Spurs love in (15 replies)
I think I might begin suporting Spurs (52 replies)
Impressive result from the spuds tonight. (2 replies)
Going a little silly tonight... (2 replies)
Sirens, helicopter outside. Taxi mounted pavement in Covent Garden. (1 replies)
You know those messages you see occasionally written on a toilet wall (17 replies)
Yesterday I took my usual walk into the West End from Victoria. (7 replies)
Of course the other elephant in the room is the fact that many (15 replies)
What's clear from all this Westminster grope stuff is that senior UK politicians will (3 replies)
I also had a weird dream last night. (12 replies)
I had a weird dream last night.` (2 replies)
A comment I heard on the radio this morning (69 replies)
This New York terror suspect (19 replies)
Atletico Madrid looking likely to drop down into the Europa League (0 replies)
Good to see that .... (0 replies)
Update From Wolverhampton...Race 1 result... (0 replies)
So, trick or treat etc. (13 replies)
Paralympics in 'complete farce' shocker (3 replies)
Somethings to be proud of about Arsenal vs Swansea despite nicking the result (1 replies)
Are you people aware of the work of famous 'youtuber' (20 replies)
Post holiday depression has kicked in. (0 replies)
North Korean nuclear test site 'collapses' (8 replies)
Jesus H Christ on a bike being bum-fúcked and burned. I was researching (1 replies)
Can I just apologise unreservedly to the woman on the Victoria line (15 replies)
My brain is friggin melting after all the sh!t that went down today. (22 replies)
WestHam Fan TV >>> (3 replies)
It's pitch black at 17:15 (3 replies)
So for various religious reasons we have tomorrow and Wednesday off (44 replies)
Talking of pubs, I just discovered that the King's Head on Enfield High St - (16 replies)
Was invited to Loftus Road Saturday to see the mighty Hoops take an arrogant Wolves (2 replies)
Yesterday I discovered Mill Hill (6 replies)
I have now commenced being thrifty. any tips? (106 replies)
Christmas Kitchen GadgetWIMB (15 replies)
Slowly going into Tottenhams shadow? (2 replies)
Quite enjoying Mindhunter. Do you have that show; it's on netflix. (15 replies)
Talking of celebratory dinner wrongness..... (21 replies)
How is Kevin Spacey 'coming out' in any way news? (10 replies)
I really need a new hobby, I just don't understand this game. (30 replies)
IanWWW and God10 have really aged imo (0 replies)
Tomas Rosicky (2 replies)
Serious Q. Why can a player "just bundle [Per] off the ball" in the box without a (1 replies)
Eagles (1 replies)
ah MOTD (0 replies)
And there it is; Ramsey with our second. (7 replies)
Sleepy start to the second half but Kolasinac with the 1-1 goal! (0 replies)
We're dominating the game; Swansea City take the lead. (4 replies)
I'll leave you with this.... (0 replies)
OK then try this... (2 replies)
You've blown it all sky high ye **** (0 replies)
Bid confirmed for Arda Turan by Turkey National team manager (0 replies)
I dare say the real-ale fascistii of awimb will pillory me for saying so but I am (14 replies)
Bum bandits (1 replies)
Walcott gets the dreaded vote of confidence. (0 replies)
Actually, while we're on the subject of Persians. Anyone catch Gordo '***kety ***' (2 replies)
So the Catalan Parliament has voted to declare independence, while the Spanish (22 replies)
David Cop-a-Feel (4 replies)
England RL WC this morning... (0 replies)
Whatever happened to fanny farts? Spectacular aural (0 replies)
Ivan’s Objectives Metrics...Points vs Expenditure (1 replies)
So, as it's Friday, I may drink tonight. (43 replies)
Old school poll, Awimb: I’m In the pub. Going up for a pint now (Aspall’s cider, (39 replies)
I note that Sir Ken has chosen to do a comedy French accent for Hercule :-( (12 replies)
What's for lunch? (6 replies)
Thon repugnant Guardian bird's list of celeb men who have committed sex (42 replies)
Hall & Oates soul? Thank you for enlightening me c. I had always (3 replies)
Well the JFK revelations were very dull. Boo to the FBI and CIA for not handing their (7 replies)
Stuff you like at the mpment (31 replies)
This maniac reckons Hall & Oates and The Doobie Brothers are 'soft rock'. (13 replies)
The Donald's gone soft on drugs. I expected him to announce the (12 replies)
Cereal box racism update (1 replies)
Who's this dirty looking salt next to the Trumpster? (0 replies)
On the subject of mocking world leaders (14 replies)
What are you listen to today AWIMB? (9 replies)
The AGM went well (8 replies)
Wouldn't it be great if these JFK files came out and it turned out it was the CIA and (9 replies)
Kronke has caused a Twitter meltdown by describing the fans as rabid :hehe: (77 replies)
Oliver Holt. (6 replies)
Things I like abroad better than here. #121131 (46 replies)
Now I know I'm slightly obsessed by The Guardian, but in this piece, the author (88 replies)
Hang on. So the Thais have basically kept their King's body frozen for a year before (17 replies)
By the way? That was not a fvcking penalty. He's looking for it, going (1 replies)
Theo Walcott's hairstyle is bloody awful. He looks like a washroom (0 replies)
I bet you lot all thought Fats Domino was dead, didn't you? (2 replies)
Surely there comes a point where it's not 'sexual assault' so much as 'banter'? (33 replies)
Brazil Under17s mugged right off by England there (0 replies)
8 days of undulterated bliss in the United Arab Emirates (92 replies)
This poor kid’s gone viral. (2 replies)
Sir C you big Irish jackanapes. The Great Expectations filum you were lauding (3 replies)
Not to be controversial or anything. (8 replies)
This Jared O'Mara does appear to be the git that just keeps giving. (32 replies)
I like this young Eddie, Never heard of him and makes a good impression. Whereas (28 replies)
English football journalists :hehe: (12 replies)
Debuchy looks so exhausted (1 replies)
Eddie Nketiah :bow: (6 replies)
Why does my heart sink awimbers, whenever I see the names El Neny & Coquelin (12 replies)
:music: murder was the case - snoop dogg :music: (0 replies)
Dracula Has Risen From the Grave (1 replies)
Fûckssake! BTSport are using a woman to head up their commentary team for The Ashes. (43 replies)
Zim vs Windies 1st Test (1 replies)
Onomatopoeia places. (20 replies)
Richard Thompson review. (18 replies)
Any of you on Yammer? (2 replies)
18 managers sacked after playing Arsenal under Wenger (1 replies)
Pat Vegasesess San Francisco review. (3 replies)
Well I was planning to oppress women, but the bloke out of Rizzle Kicks say it's bad (41 replies)
Koeman gone. (4 replies)
To Cadogan Hall to see Richard Thompson. (30 replies)
Mugabe the Goodwill Ambassador (4 replies)
Confirmed starting XI for Norwich in the League Cup (7 replies)
Apparently, the permanently outraged are complaining about 'Gunpowder' on BBC1 (15 replies)
Good morning I think. (33 replies)
Just in case anyone has forgotten these brave words (47 replies)
Max Verstappen there... (2 replies)
I do fear the rise of the Spurs to an extent. (14 replies)
I thought Chiv died years ago! (0 replies)
2-1 down, Klopp brings on Ox to play on the left (0 replies)
I think many would be sore disappointed if we did not produce at least (1 replies)
I had a huge bet on 0-0 before the game (2 replies)
Oh My God how embarrassing (4 replies)
This new lad Xanah Group really does make some valid points imo (2 replies)
Thank You Huddersfield :bow: (0 replies)
Donald was feeling chirpy earlier and composed this little treat for you (0 replies)
Chelsea looking good (1 replies)
That was a brutal effort from the Aussies (0 replies)
For all lovers out there...^ (4 replies)
She's mad, but you gotta love her... (0 replies)
Wanna fight brian you ****? (2 replies)
Joy Division (3 replies)
B, SC, LA and others, an article on many a fine AWIMB conversation..... (15 replies)
I see things are now at the stage where men are being required to undergo the ritual (24 replies)
Even Quentin Tarantino has stuck his oar in* now. (13 replies)
I've just noticed that the Everton fan who throws a punch at the Lyon player during (5 replies)
Booze report. (42 replies)
Fúck off Obama, you race-baiting, Islamist apologising, war-mongering **** (64 replies)
Well that was a cracker of a goal (39 replies)
Bit of a win win tonight. A decent result and Coquelin limps off injured :-) (0 replies)
Surely the match is free on Channel 4 or similar? (2 replies)
Seem like a very loud bunch these Red Star fans (1 replies)
Debuchy-Elneny-Holding back 3 (10 replies)
I just saw two tiny children running along the pavement, all alone. (23 replies)
Peter, have you ever been accosted by students in this manner, or are all the (17 replies)
I refuse to believe any member of AWIMB, this venerable august club , would have (12 replies)
Really I think this whole feminist push reflects an anxiety that pretty soon sex (26 replies)
Hmmm. Given some of the stories I've heard about Tom Jones, this is either a genius (8 replies)
Tough game tonight chaps. Away to Crvena Zvezda and Red Star Belgrade (2 replies)
Man dies on Monday. The Guardian waits until Thursday to publish a hatchet job on him (17 replies)
:hehe: Can you imagine the sheer panic onboard this aircraft? Lining up for a smooth (25 replies)
So the Tories hold on power is basically untenable ? (11 replies)
Is there any place that I can access pics of Tiger Woods's *****? (0 replies)
Jennifer Lawrence refused to be in my nude lineup. Sad! (0 replies)
Tonight's crazy Accumalator 136/1 (1 replies)
40 hours in and it's starting to bite. (13 replies)
So Lena Headey from GOT is now accusing Harvey Weener of rape. I mean FFS ...any (30 replies)
Hillary might be in a spot of bother. (9 replies)
Official Starting XI vs Belgrade in Belgrade (0 replies)
Petr Check's Penalty saves DVD for sale.... (0 replies)
The lad Hayward for the Celtics (2 replies)
Bad news for LA, Middlesex relegation confirmed (1 replies)
"They are sick that surfeit with too much, as they that starve with nothing." (0 replies)
I haven't had a drink now since 10 pm last night. (40 replies)
I'm back to the 'Nam for January. (1 replies)
NightmareWIMB: In a car in a valley, with torrents of water pouring down .... (22 replies)
Sean Hughes gone (2 replies)
Here we go. Everyone's jumping on the bandwagon now. (7 replies)
Very weird light out there today. Hazy, but with a bright, bright sun. (25 replies)
:Boxsetwimb: Now this is definately worth a watch chaps. (0 replies)
Something struck me as strange on Saturday evening. (14 replies)
Sean Hughes and Kevin Cadle gone (11 replies)
My favourite part of Saturday was seeing our fans lose their shít with Wenger (16 replies)
Pleasing though it is to see James Corden squirm, I can't help but feel the whole (12 replies)
Looks like sw is going to get the blow job of his life :-( (21 replies)
Red Star Belgrade (0 replies)