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Mertersacker...can we just take him off and play with 10 men? (1 replies)
Good Morning Wimbers (2 replies)
Would anybody like to give me £1889.00? (6 replies)
Hmmm, tricky one, this. (14 replies)
I see Sir C is being pilloried from all directions for being a food snob. I think it (49 replies)
Debuchy (15 replies)
That OG last night has shot into my top 3 OG's ever (12 replies)
Actual attendance tonight... (3 replies)
I'm going out for chinese food tonight. (62 replies)
Today is so bloody slow (63 replies)
Trump really does seem to go out of his way to cause trouble (39 replies)
There' been a distressing lack of Masterchef chat lately (27 replies)
We're on the telly in the FA Cup and United are not - powershift or what (11 replies)
I have just written the cheque that finally brings to an end my duties (4 replies)
It begins :rubshands: (32 replies)
So I went to the dentist this morning and was foolish enough to mention that I have (1 replies)
Christine Keeler, though. Phwoar. (6 replies)
Christmas gifts. Do you and your other half keep it a secret or do you tell each (18 replies)
What's your Christmas dinner menu (60 replies)
:music: white stripes - death letter :music: tight as fvck. (1 replies)
Man I love America...more please!!! (0 replies)
Forgot we are playing the BATEmen tomorrow (4 replies)
This place is crying out for a Fash type. (20 replies)
Fish which live in lakes. (28 replies)
Her Majesty met the Nigerian High Commissioner today (0 replies)
I’ve just been in a meeting with a chap with a very strange speech impediment (12 replies)
There's something living behind my wainscoting. (45 replies)
I must say, you cricket enthusiasts give the impression that (28 replies)
Well that was rubbish... (11 replies)
I can only hope that my warning yesterday stopped anyone being silly enough to get up (3 replies)
Not a single word of thanks or note of appreciation (1 replies)
Id like to share a little Christmas jingle I wrote (1 replies)
If there is no spiritual power governing our lives, someone kindly (3 replies)
Is there a more pointless utensil than a pizza cutter? (10 replies)
It's the 5th of December (0 replies)
Carol service in prod church review. (51 replies)
So how many for 2 wickets would England need to be at the end of play (45 replies)
Call it a hunch but I'm fairly sure that privately, Sir Elton (0 replies)
Whoa! 'Theresa May to call Arlene Foster later today to pitch border deal'? (86 replies)
Unlike Sir C who is, I believe, something of a big girl's blouse, I can attend a (46 replies)
Maureen clearly considers a top drawer keeper to be paramount. Though he didn't bring (3 replies)
I still maintain that Blue Planet 2 was an enormous let down (10 replies)
I'm going to a christmas carol service this evening. (45 replies)
So in my work vending machine... there is a new type of chocolate bar (5 replies)
Saleh gone. (1 replies)
The first time in a while I'd put put some faith in Arsenal (4 replies)
Pinched from Twitter. (3 replies)
Game just start to turn... (18 replies)
What's the word on the street? (6 replies)
On balance, I'm not sure I don't prefer the usual type of game against Mourinho sides (24 replies)
So what's more likely at this point; England retaining the Ashes or Arsenal (3 replies)
Follow On looming? (0 replies)
City are starting to look like they are not very Vinceable (2 replies)
Blimey! - old Jarvis in 'arf talking posh these days eh. (0 replies)
Well that was a penalty (0 replies)
Why do we have such a ****flap of a defence ? (12 replies)
It's ****ing disgraceful (4 replies)
De Gea.... (1 replies)
Interesting from Ramsey there... (11 replies)
looooool (0 replies)
Oh, good start. (3 replies)
That would be our strongest starting eleven , would it not? (8 replies)
GOTCHA! ya big ozzy ****seed you are!! (3 replies)
What a superb tune .... (0 replies)
Bueno is gone :-( (1 replies)
Why is their betting on who England will get in the WC draw? (34 replies)
Acceptable hootenanny line-up imo (62 replies)
Fúck me.Gorgeous George was 73 yesterday (12 replies)
When is your work Christmas* Party? (46 replies)
Expecting to see Masterchef the other evening, I saw Match of the Day was delaying (14 replies)
England vs Australia - Rugby League WC Final (2 replies)
Look.I'm sorry but this is fantastic. (4 replies)
Good news - I've won that postcode lottery thing . Got the letter (20 replies)
So,wtf was thon Pep/Redmond palaver all about? (2 replies)
Speaking of the benighted Yanqui, Ray Mears' series on the Wild West has been (9 replies)
I thought we were **** in November (7 replies)
If only Southampton had held on last night. (23 replies)
On a more positive note Mesut (23 replies)
Now, I wouldn’t consider myself a fan of Donald Trump. However. (95 replies)
One thing is certain: the huddersfield kit is certainly gay enough. (1 replies)
Anyway, it's a simple matter to check. (31 replies)
Does the chap on the right remind you of anyone? (7 replies)
For those of you with sufficient musical taste to appreciate the Stones (65 replies)
Nice Labour virtue signalling Thornberry flanked by two darker skinned ladies at PMQs (2 replies)
who's this katie hopkins chick. (12 replies)
Labour MP and member of the women and equalities committee Tulip Siddiq (1 replies)
Say what you like about these Balkan types, they don't lack a sense of drama (18 replies)
**** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** (12 replies)
There's some great stuff in this Bad Sex thread on the Literary Review (12 replies)
How have you people managed to have a 70+ post thread about the validity of the (20 replies)
Good morning Awimb. I need a device where I can plug the washing machine (55 replies)
Wig or no I believe the dusky little siren has stolen my heart. God I bet that ginger (0 replies)
That's a wig - that american bird is wearin' a fackin (2 replies)
Dinner? (9 replies)
MUSICWIMB I'm being dragged* to see Black Rebel Motorcycle tonight (16 replies)
There's deffo something a bit weird (23 replies)
Ben Stokes...so there’s absolutely nothing that can be done to allow him to play (15 replies)
This BBC article about the Ashes has me a bit confused imo (2 replies)
loooooooooooool. #Pocahontas (0 replies)
This is a genuine rejected Flake ad. (4 replies)
Someone make it stop. Please. :-( (14 replies)
Anyone know any publicity-hungry dying Marxists? (7 replies)
I just discovered the French were still using the guillotine in the late 70s :hehe: (6 replies)
So, the big decision awaits: do I send my kids to a) the extremely conveniently (15 replies)
A new sporting Director arriving from Barca (10 replies)
Anyway, I have examined the evidence and I still fancy Princess Kate more. (15 replies)
So Burney, last night as I ate my chicken kiev and salad, I discovered that my (22 replies)
I miss Alex Song. Xhaka is better but Song had a certain something. (27 replies)
This American chit who appears to have Prince Harry in her thrall, just will not (41 replies)
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Terrific. Lingerie shopping in town tomorrow. (0 replies)
Oi, Sir C! Seen this? (3 replies)
Good grief.Asda are selling a foot long chocolate eclair (2 replies)
Ladies and gentlemen. If you were looking for a way to fight back (87 replies)
Listen up! That fúcking freak steve williams has never had a cheese and onion (85 replies)
Talking of crisps, why are ready salted crisps so much greasier than other flavours? (7 replies)
Looks as though Lukaku will be suspended for our match at the weekend (7 replies)
What's for lunch brother (23 replies)
In the latest 'The World Has Gone Stark, Staring Mad' news... (2 replies)
Can someone at Arsenal ensure that Ozil is given a flu jab! (1 replies)
Good Lord! An actress and, God help us, an American :-( (44 replies)
Burnley fans were raging about many of the decisions. (13 replies)
So who's gonna be the first tedious, predictable wánker to ask how we're above Spurs (18 replies)
Sean Dyche was 'raging' about the penalty decision? (39 replies)
New Orleans going for the onside kick. (3 replies)
this ref is a ****ing clown. (9 replies)
ramsey at it again, the fvcking scrub. (0 replies)
Pretty good shot by Gudmunssen. (0 replies)
Ozil.. (3 replies)
Messi with a 626m buyout clause. Sign him up Wenger. (2 replies)
Cook & Vince (0 replies)
Ooh - Hobgoblin £1.48 a bottle in Waitrose. Tonight, I'll mostly be drinking (0 replies)
I've just purchased a Bosch combi drill with two batteries for £40. (19 replies)
b. I hope England's dismal performance won't see you becoming (15 replies)
My word. Our Europa League team hasn't exhinited much sparkling football, has it? (8 replies)
So when the Aussies have run out of ideas and are just sending down bouncer after (0 replies)
I quite fancy the bird who’s commentating on the cricket (11 replies)
Robinho...that’s some stretch he’s in for... (2 replies)
Well these second stringers are going nowhere fast. (2 replies)
I can take a better corner than El-Neny. Fact. (3 replies)
Looks like Wenger wants that 1m EUR tonight...strong line up (1 replies)
Michael Owen ready to start riding career (3 replies)
For thanksgiving dinner tonight (31 replies)
Now they've decided the Argie sub's gone *BOOOOM* :rolleyes: (3 replies)
Good news languageWIMB. My teenage daughter and her circle have, in a very short (0 replies)
Angela Rayner becomes a grandmother at 37. (20 replies)
Am I totally imagining it, or was the fact that one of the London Bridge terrorists (26 replies)
Coolest footballer ever? (59 replies)
There are lot of people this morning saying that one of Jamie Bulger's killers being (93 replies)
May I be the first to congratulate James Vince on what was a most marvellous innings. (23 replies)
Is anyone up watching the cricket? (0 replies)
That moment when you realise you don’t have it in your heart not to stay up for at (14 replies)
What is it with this Peston bloke ? (0 replies)
One very good Black Friday deal on Amazon (0 replies)
Aretha Franklin gone (6 replies)
Dinner? (13 replies)
It was 54 years today... (9 replies)
Anyone heard the audio recording of the meeting between the Canadian teaching (13 replies)
Dear Lord, this socialist-lite 'Conservative' governement is delivering (71 replies)
I approached a roundabout to turn right this morning and (75 replies)
Is David Cassidy really dead? (0 replies)
With Bob gone, the people hungry for freedom, and a genocidal maniac (9 replies)
Approximately 18 months ago I, World's End Stella, went on an extensive youtube (98 replies)
There's 'catastrophically misreading the signals' and then there's this (0 replies)
How do you feel about kidneys? (18 replies)
Oh for the record.Last night's University Challenge (33 replies)
All you liver haters - is it all types of liver you hate? (3 replies)
This Mugabe situation is all a bit amusing (12 replies)
Warren 'Pete' Moore gone :-( (0 replies)
Seeing Sir C's mention of chopped liver reminded me that I cannot physically eat (14 replies)
DrivingWIMB: Do you always indicate just before you take an exit on a roundabout (39 replies)
The glw is demanding *gulp* vegetarian food one night a week. (50 replies)
This pictogram apparently represents a popular sport (9 replies)
So a British explorer goes missing in the New Guinea jungle and, while (21 replies)
Nigella is a mere shadow of her former self. (8 replies)
There's bloke on BBC2 right now claining that Brexit will be a precursor to genocide (39 replies)
how is it that gary neville has set himself up to be commentator on arsenal? (1 replies)
We've signed a nee Head of Recruitment. (4 replies)
So, things are looking a bit tricky for Hausfrau Merkel (15 replies)
This missing Argie sub...... (15 replies)
Stuff I don't like #52433113144331 The sort of Tat that people buy for you (16 replies)
This aircraft collision over the Rosthchild estate. (13 replies)
The annoying thing about this new Hotspurs team (11 replies)
All that fuss and then those silly Catalans shít themselves and jacked it in? (7 replies)
I know this won’t do anything to improve my reputation as an effete, middle class (7 replies)
So,has anyone watched 89 yet? (15 replies)
There's a dead fox next to my car and some crows are pulling at its entrails, (4 replies)
Comedian Review... Gary Delaney (0 replies)
I’ve noticed that the line previously “edgy” comedians who have now miraculously (14 replies)
How did we get to a point in history when Morrissey is a voice of reason (5 replies)
Pulis gone. (5 replies)
So this pikey bincat I rescued which likes to run up me (18 replies)
Also, presumably Spurs' 10-year anniversary of no trophies will be given the same (3 replies)
So farewell then, Charles Manson. 83 was a decent innings. (12 replies)
Sir C I finally got won (2 replies)
It's wes I feel most sorry for. (13 replies)
Quite looking forward to our battle vs man utd. (0 replies)
Adam Crafton from the Daily Mail quite upset with Arsenal.... (14 replies)
So *that’s* what it’s like to beat your vastly superior rivals despite absolutely (39 replies)
We gave good balls. (1 replies)
Also Lacazette was not offside for the second. (0 replies)
It has to be pointed out that Kane is a bit fat. (4 replies)
eeeeeeeeeeagles (3 replies)
Quite a great goal by Alexis. (0 replies)
Great win! Yay (3 replies)
:cloud9: (0 replies)
I want to sniff Kelly's knickers (2 replies)
Oh my days lol (3 replies)
Spurs look gash and Arsenal look awesome (1 replies)
Good Lord - Kolassynatch speaking beautiful fluent German and him a Bosnian. (0 replies)
We will be cruelly eviscerated by Harry Kane, (4 replies)
Good Morning Wimbers (2 replies)
I want us to consider the repercussions if we lose on the weekend. (25 replies)
Muagabe behaving like an awkward tenant. I think the army will have (7 replies)
Arsenal Injury news update about Koscielny, Giroud, Mustafi, Welback and Cazorla (4 replies)
50/1 bet on Betfair..... (3 replies)
glw gone. (12 replies)
Who in the name of good fúck has a spare 400 million knocking about (2 replies)
Does anybody live next to or very close to a friend (18 replies)
:shrug: Bread Sauce.. (26 replies)
Anyone know anything about brewing? (18 replies)
Anyone of you gone down the Smart Home/Alexa/Google Home route yet? (16 replies)
Tracks for a running playlist please. (43 replies)
Oh yes, that'll be the reason she killed herself..... (0 replies)
speaking of wtf moments - did love the excuses used here by the (7 replies)
Well I'm a bit confused here, I must admit. (10 replies)
Peru at the WC :memories: (12 replies)
We need more threads with icons in the title imo. (10 replies)
Man who discovered Lewandowski, Dembele, Aubameyang is set to join Arsenal (15 replies)
Hey quick question. Are there any female members on this board? (0 replies)
Female politicians shouldn't be llowed. (9 replies)
Raffles closing for 8 months for a refurb :-( (18 replies)
John Podesta Art (12 replies)
So, Venezuela is bankrupt then. (31 replies)
Apu off the Simpsons is racist, apparently. (52 replies)
I reached the end of the Civil. War documentary. THe Confederacy lost. I knew it! (87 replies)
I have to be honest, this made me laugh. (16 replies)
Is reg around? (22 replies)
Well that’s shaken things up 1nil Ireland (9 replies)
Whose this Fekir we’re signing from Lyon? (1 replies)
So with Mike Dean the ref Wenger will definitely start AOL imo (6 replies)
I want to download a classic album onto my phone through Spotify (69 replies)
So apparently the yanqui are now taking ‘emotional support animals’ onto planes. (2 replies)
Reduced drinking update (57 replies)
Gnocchi and chips for lunch..... (28 replies)
Sir C, Herbert, Dismal, The hunt continues (4 replies)
Mamma Mia Italy gone (34 replies)
Star Trek Discovery..yep they finally did it (spoilers) (0 replies)
Rugby League WC - •••• got Real this weekend (0 replies)
We've all heard the story about John Ruskin being appalled on his wedding night (1 replies)