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- Santi Cazorla last night was superb
- Brexit predictions: How things stand
- Bit of banter between the Paras and the Leader of the Opposition here.
- Those of you who bemoaned Unai's appointment must be feeling thoroughly silly now.
- Why is our home form so good?
- This made me laugh
- Mustafi.
- I've just abused Peter Shilton on Twitter
- I went for my contact lens fitting yesterday.
- The Toilet Bowl
- F<ck of Palace you useless cūnts
- This from a spurs fan regarding their stadium capacity.......
- Ai Carumba ! Money really does buy a great looking chick on your arm
- Forgive me foodWIMB for I am not worthy. For at least a year
- Last meal out in London tonight before the big move
- ************ r*ley klaxon ************
- Forza Citeh, etc
- Have we noticed that MO's form dropped off when big nose started stalking him
- So I have to wait in for the "fireplace sweeper" to come round apparently to test the
- It's time for my once a month all-dayer with the deeply racist, mysoginist bigot
- Top trolling by the Serb lad, there. Well played.
- Well here's a mind-blowing fact to take you into the weekend.
- One for Sir C
- What's up slvts. Connecting with your countryman Kevin Pieterson.
- GOT episode 1 was awesome
- oof
- How did i miss Wenger taking over Dortmund???
- Oh sh*t. Today’s starting line up doesn’t fill me with confidence.
- I know LT and GX aren't available but we shouldn't be down to Hillier and Selley in
- There is something of the big wet fanny about us today.
- Now Maitland-Niles seems determined to join the pantheon of Arsenal stars
- Urgh...that has been a pretty **** performance
- Everton were as good as we were bad, I think
- Jagielka FFS? Hasn’t he retired yet?
- The PSG miss
- I don’t mean to be rude chaps, but our current ambitions are to finish in the top 4
- Monty old bean - I need a restaurant recommendation
- Controversial opinion but perhaps, the girls are ****?
- Thank you, Awimb. My Dorco razors have arrived. I shall let you know when I've
- Shutup Tyler you you feckin gonad. Hazard slipped passed a couple of West Ham
- Reverse nominative determinism news: Danny Drinkwater's been nicked for drunk driving
- Just seen the fixtures :clap:
- Talking of perversion, what the fúck is up with the A1?
- Oi Ash! Londonloopwimb.
- I really should have locked my car but still, thieving barstewards everywhere innit
- Dinner tonight?
- Jean-Claude Juncker's at it again. This time he's setting fire to the Rwandan
- Cheating scousers!
- I needed cheering up. So i’m watching the last 5 mins of England women vs Spain Women
- So what contingency plan is in place for when Spurs
- Harry Kane has c*nted his ankle again
- They’ve got one called ****s?
- Our next manager....
- Imagine the carnage if we finished 4th
- Donald Tusk proposes a year delay to Brexit. Go.
- WES’s restaurant review - Kiln, Soho
- That Irish lad who's in Fleabag and Sherlock.
- Dining alone in restaurants and drinking alone in bars or pubs used to bother me.
- They're going to win the bloody thing, aren't they?
- All this Brexit nonsense is now making my life extremely difficult.
- Outstanding
- I hate hotels with crap telly selection.
- So United are losing Herrara, their player of the year two seasons ago,
- Things that are perfectly normal regardless of what one's wife says.
- Assange gone.
- Cor, the plucky youths at Ajax gave Juve a proper mauling last night.
- What result do we need tonight?
- Ben Stokes there...
- That's a good sized crowd right there.
- Kolabally...what’s the fuss about?
- I say ML! - I may have judged you too harshly - that put though was exquisite
- Hmmm. Is it just me or do Naples appear to be a bit dogshít?
- Shouldn’t Robbie savage be in some sort of secure facility?
- I think Kolasinac backheeling the fùcker straight into touch is the funniest thing
- Back in business
- Torreira woah, woah
- I see there's one of those 'The Universe is Really Big' videos doing the rounds on
- At what point does an honest shot like that from Torreira get deemed an own goal
- Napoli has a ton of midgets. Reminds me of us in 2014 or thereabouts.
- There's a blue tit that keeps tapping on my kitchen window.
- How is it possible to be wrong about every. single. thing.
- Greetings from Valencia
- I realise it's Friday afternoon, but this clip is actually worth watching.
- I can't believe Berni, intelligent as he is*
- Two f*ckng penalties. :headwand:
- The Kop must have done a 10 minute non-stop "You'll Never" just then. My county isn't
- i don't give a rat's about golf but to do it 11 years on from your
- Female comedians. Here's the thing: we get thon hephelmup Miranda Hart, or, even
- I can't stop laughing about Herbie using the phrase "put through"
- Basically, UEFA should give serious consideration
- lol. And that's why The Donald won..
- Anyone else begun to feel Brexit?
- I see there are lots of smelly oiks running amok in London
- Is our game on tv tonight?
- Notre Dame gone
- That back4
- I actually like Troy Deeney :-(
- What did Troy Cojones get sent off for? I missed it.
- They're down to ten men but they're all over us.
- Ramsey reminding us, with that shot, why he's been sold for a frickin taco.
- Nice slow-mo of Aubemayang's package on that goal. :heart:
- Who set light to it then?
- It's a team full of units, Watford.
- Man of the match?
- Leno to Ben Forster...
- Nice ****housery from Torreira on the sending off
- For the flids complaining about us being **** yesterday
- I assume we lost looking at all the threads below?
- Hmmm. Churches in France do seem to be suffering a terrible run of luck lately.
- Vatican bankers must be rubbing their hands
- I've had a request from the glw.
- Arshdeep Singh...this lad bowling for Kings XI
- The fúckin guv'nor!
- The Messi show
- :bow: He’s still got it :cloud9:
- United, really getting their arses served up on a plate here.
- Freddie Ljungberg's married to a woman.
- I see Ganpati and his mates are at it again.
- An amusing side note to last night's game was that it contained two Brazilian
- Proud dad moment
- FavouriteSoundsWIMB
- What's the betting they put a fúcking minaret on it?
- NotreDameWimb's Islamic Spiderman theory has been discounted. {And C's Muzzie Robin
- lol. Everyone's going to prison!
- I want Spuds to win tonight, because......
- WD Spurs
- Spurs GAP guy has been replaced
- Spurs are going to win it, aren't they?
- Looooooool Offside
- Well, Liverpool are going to win the League and Tottenham are going to win the CL.
- It’s yids v yids in the semi then ?
- Well done, Spurs
- Thank fúck City's quadruple is gone. Even if Spurs make the final they won't win. It
- City could finish with just the League Cup
- So, what, we're now supposed to just wake up tomorrow morning
- Meanwhile, in the polls ...
- Very happy with the football results.
- Seems silly, but for me Song’s second goal encapsulates their superiority over us
- They actually look a better side without Kane don’t they?
- I have seen it suggested that the froggie Laporte is not the most liked
- Marc Overmars hasn't got any taller.
- Good god what has happened on here
- For all you Daphne Du Maurier fans, and I know there are plenty out there,
- Sports psychologist, Professor Craig Mahoney:
- "That's the end of my presidency. I'm ****ed!"
- Confident, chaps?
- Something looks odd
- Lacazeeeeeeeeeeeeeete
- Great first half. But does anyone have a stream with English commentary? Mine's
- I remember Titi at Highbury whacking a free kick into the top corner like that,
- Ok that strongbow advert can F off
- We're through .. Ive switched over to see if Prague can pull it off against the
- Not too crazy about our outfits. They're very red.
- I note with a wry chuckle that a Tottenham victory last night engendered far greater
- Postponing a whole round of fixtures to give Ajax an advantage
- How come our game on Sunday is 4pm kick off but isn't on TV?
- Eintracht...they are no joke
- City 1-0 luvvly jubbly
- I’ve reached peak hatred
- Everton...
- ManU losing 3-0. Bueno must ****ing himself into a stupor
- Even young Theo has scored now
- Easter film. I’m watching ‘The Final Countdown’
- FFS... Dicks’s starting Elneny & Gwenda again ..
- Well that was funny. Comedy gold all round.
- There are some cultish referees about
- Mustafi...there can be no doubt now
- None of these sides want top 4 imo
- Jenkinson has actually been at the club for 8 fkin years !
- Got my ticket for Endgame
- I don't believe the mighty Palace have ever put three passed us before. WD Stan
- RazorWimb. To whoever recommended Durco razors to me, thank you. They're ace.
- For anyone who ever gets nicked, this is the gold standard of how to respond.
- The Burnley keeper was booked for time wasting on 32 minutes.
- So Spurs lost, United lost, Chelsea drew, and we
- This whole Sri Lanka thing is a bit rum
- I am out of the loop on rules. But how come Ospina was on the bench
- That Swedish eco-loon kid is as weird as
- Anyone else feeling uncomfortable about having a slightly lewd tingle in
- Oh, God! Trump's coming over.
- Looooool remember that cafe that charged men 18% more
- Well, Tottenham win. I take it our gaping, AIDS spunk-filled anus of a manager and
- If we play at Wolves like we played at Watford.
- Questin for people who spend time in pubs
- Bit nervous about tonight's game I don't mind telling ya
- I done this bet.
- team's rank
- Need a link please. Totalsportek is failing
- Gutless, cock eating ****s
- Still can't defend.
- Let's just try and keep it under 5 now
- Oh Jesus . Season’s become write off in two games.
- Some retard is going to come along and explain how
- Well it could be a lot worse. We could still be having to endure that soppy old
- I vote we do.a Rioch again , sack this cűnt
- If wolves scored 3 in the first half
- Geddin !!!!!
- It’s on
- ok so ooo we are awful, but **** off Liverpool
- I for one will never do a Monty and point out that my contempt for this cùnt
- Let's change subject.
- How do folk rate our chances of 4th, then? I would say that we might
- Sir C - the smoker's arrived
- Not to bash the UK but supermarkets here are
- Cliff Barnes gone....
- Looking like another year with no St Totts day.
- If we finish 5th or 6th and get knocked out of Europa...
- My word! The SDP is back!
- barrybueno's new super duper mega special fun happy Friday night y;all
- West Ham have scored....
- Sir C, delete your sodding inbox, there's a good chap.
- #Bitter
- If we finish 6th and don't win Europa...
- Liverpool are going to get 97 pts
- Looking at Man Utd’s fixtures, anything other than a draw in this game kills
- Just seen Willan make a perfectly fine tackle, won the ball, muppet of a ref
- Hope Maddison gets a 3 game ban
- the Leeds Aston Villa squabble was most entertaining
- Fascinating piece on the disappearance of Tony Slattery
- Those of you interested in drug cheats in sport might find this on Mo Farah
- The Cull
- I am not trying to stick up for the team but Spurs are regarded as a very good team.
- Hales and now potentially Roy to miss Cricket World Cup
- Game of Thrones was ****ing ace :cloud9:
- I just have a sneaky feeling that this Huawei business could get very messy indeed.
- Last night I experienced one of the most traumatic events of my life.
- Haaahhahahahah!!! Lollllzzzzzz
- If you want to make the Europa league games a bit more interesting
- I see the left's throwing up its hands in horror at the idea of a coup in Venezuela
- Coys!!!
- Peak Guardian this.............
- T o dare is to do Rodders. Didn't realise Spurs were at home first so
- C’mon, you bunch of beautiful Dutch cùnts!
- That first touch before the goal
- This is utterly, utterly unsatifactory
- You fûcking post-hitting, clog-bothering cûnt!
- It's just occurred to me that there's absolutely no 'away goals' benefit in winning
- Any c*nt that tells me I "would have taken that before the game"
- If Ajax had a proper striker, they’d have slaughtered them tonight.
- Have we seen the Liverpool fans shoving locals into fountains?
- This Guardian headline is curious
- This is extremely sad.
- I challenge all you mutherfvckers to a fistfight. Or, failing that, a significant
- Is it not totally ****ing insane that across the entire national conversation around
- Are Burney and Sir C pissed yet?
- Yeah, about that 'decline' we're supposedly arresting...
- Quite nice having a holiday in the middle of the week
- Iker Casillas has had a heart attack,
- Well that was just fúcking wonderful!
- 3-0 down at Barcelona; last knockings and
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