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- Wtf Lacca ...gotta bury those ffs
- Rose should’ve got a red for that
- How can a linesman be out of position on a freekick like that??
- He was offside!
- Gabonese Darren Bent
- So that’s a straight red but it’s fine if you do it on a goalie
- And Vertongen miles inside the penalty area for the pen
- Right.. What's the betting those spawney Manc c*nts nick this in the last ten mins ?
- Torreira wins the ball and gets sent off?
- Theo Walcott ....
- So Laca missed two sitters, Boomerang missed a pen, their goal was offside
- Mustafi has to be one of the biggest ********s to
- Saturday reminded me how much I hate North London Derbies.
- The lack of footage of Corbyn getting an egg smashed on his head is very annoying.
- So there was BoomBoomBangerBang only needing to show a modicum of composure
- Keith Flint Gone
- I see this film about Michael Jackson being a keen boy-buggerer is causing a stir.
- I see social media is doing that thing where a pop star dies and everyone starts
- I find myself in the odd position this morning of supporting the Allans.
- Luke Perry dying made me sad.
- 'Monsieur Le President, eet eez not going so well! You 'ave ze rioting in ze streets
- I see none of you seem to care about poor Sir C. I expect they are slicing
- Did you hear about the man who lost his sense of smell?
- What was the name of the chap who was dying of heart disease?
- This needed a vote?
- Anyone remember that little jewish fella used to post here. Had spats with just
- That Labour MP's attempt to represent herself at the Court of Appeal sounds as though
- hmm this is a bit strange
- Obviously a bit too much to expect spurs to spurs this up but a few early Dortmund
- Ajax rolling back the clock here
- Hats off to Sergio Ramos
- Shít's about to hit the fan at the World Bank.
- No need for a full-scale intervention, but a couple of
- 6th at the start of March
- Modric: "Of course, we miss Cristiano."
- This sounds fun - who's in?
- Dem Oirish fellas isn’t ignorant bogdwellers any more.
- B, or anyone. Do those Pubs in Paris show the footy? i.e. AFC-Rennes
- Baby number two on the way and
- Beardsley Sacked
- The Jacko loons are protesting at Channel 4 about this documentary tonight.
- PSG are so pedestrian.
- Oh my word...
- It’s TUCHEL’s fault
- Now that, gentlemen, is how you take an historic penalty .. you step toward
- On the plus side it really does show just how bad a job Mourinho was doing
- Two deeply disturbing things last night then
- FrenchHumourWIMB. This pic is doing the rounds on social media here after PSG's loss
- Can't wait for VAR :cloud9:
- Airport Lounges
- iWobi shot physics
- Mesut Ozil in a wall
- United are going to tear us apart
- Well, that was predictable, wasn't it?
- Making Ben Arfa look like Ronaldo
- No wonder PSG got rid of Unai
- This Suarez chap, taking a little while to get going?
- The victim chap in this Michael Jackson thing
- Team being abused at the airport last night. You really have to ask
- This morning on Radio 4 I listened to two leading scientists saying that men
- I see yer man who made a bollix of his loop-the-loop at Shoreham and killed 11 people
- I have not watched the documentary about Mr Jackson (and will not) but am I to
- evening punks
- It seems that you rubes got snookered by the Russians. They funded the Brexit
- Guess what fagz? Laurence Fishburne has agreed to come into our movie.
- Lol
- CL qualification rule
- Ward-Prowse for the win!
- Liverpool lolz
- The Sprinklers loool
- Yeah but Wolves, Watford and Leicester all away
- Souness gutted?
- Not so fast on the job, Solskjaer.
- Fair play, Dick. We won. Congrats on picking our four sexiest players up front.
- This clown who’s trying to destroy our club just started his post-match interview by
- 1,000 century breaks for Ronnie
- I don't think I'd go so far as to call the Xhaka goal a de gea mistake.
- Leno shaping up to be a top keeper
- Can we just clear something else up? Ramjamgangbang's pelanty yesterday in no way
- The thing that struck me about that chap who sucker-punched Jack Grealish was what a
- Just looking at the remaining fixtures
- It's heart warming to hear Mr Emery's english greatly improving with each
- Does anyone understand the physics of why a ball swings like that?
- What does Graeme Sourness have against us? Every time he tried to speak post match
- I watched that Ricky Gervais thing over the weekend. It wasn't bad, but it wasn't
- So Tim Stillman says that the US women's soccer team deserve wage parity with their
- We're approaching the vinegar strokes as far as Brexit is concerned.
- Just weeks before I become a landlord, Labour announce plan to allow tenants to stay
- Presumably those hoping Geoffrey Cox QC is able to adjunct crucial legal advice to
- When Wembley Park was ... a park.
- Henry Winter getting on his high horse, again
- This is genuinely extraordinary. This woman seems to believe she lives in some sort
- Talking of the good old days, I often remember with a chuckle
- Christ, Is there a more banal quiz show than Tenable ?
- Brum pitch invader
- Amidst all the goings on at RM, I was highly amused to discover that Bale
- Monthly Cycles
- Aboomerang’s Tottenham penalty learnings vs United....
- I bet Theresa's waving her enormous cock sized clitty around Juncker's face
- Al Blaine gone.
- So May's latest deal about to be voted on, who wants to take a punt
- I have, to date, said nothing derogatory about Unai Emery.
- Seriously, though, where the fvck is Peter?
- We've all been there...
- The missus has noticed my occasional heated exchanges with Jorge on Twitter and
- Stephen Hawking's nurse struck off for failing to provide him with 'care he deserved'
- All 737 Max 8's grounded in the UK by the CAA
- What do you call those crisps that are like matchsticks?
- Lacazette now available for Thursday
- Brexit is going to ultimately get cancelled if May loses tonight, isn’t it?
- Well done, Chesney!
- So how did i miss Wenger taking over Schalke then!!?
- 6 pnints of Doom Bar and a packet of dry roasted nuts.
- Liverpool putting in a serious second half here tonight
- Can someone explain to me exactly why 'no deal' has been removed for good?
- So when the campaign for the second referendum is afoot do you suppose the likes of
- Bayern looked like an aged team in urgent need of rebuilding last night.
- ELwimb. Why do some games start at 5.55 and others at 8.00?
- Arsene hopping on the 44 to East Finchley ?
- Arsenal 5 Rennes 1 tonight
- They’ve turned us.
- The football, where an honest sporting man can enjoy an honest sporting drink
- These Rennes pricks are annoying me now with they diving
- Stewert Robson is a bit of a ****
- Kalisto? Mysterio?
- Is Ol’Bangyerbum on a bet not to get his hat trick?
- I see the "pretty girl in the crowd" shot has been replaced by the "any old munter
- Far from a classic but we're through
- Ayyyytheeengweeurrrhabmorurrpossecionweedeeboll
- Arsenalesque defending by Sevilla there...
- To think they say Germans have no sense of humour
- Scholes gone!
- I'll say this for Senator Fraser Anning, he's not a man to pull his punches for
- Very likely to overtake Spurs after the next round of PL fixtures
- Lunch?
- At least Spurs are out
- 50 years ago today
- Why are they switching our Napoli game so we have to play at home first?
- In other news, the DUP in “significant discussions” with government t
- Hartley Brewer on QT last night.
- Out of interest, who the fück is Jason Cundy?
- We'll be hearing a lot of Kiwi accents over the next two weeks peeps - a yet more
- Fairplay to former :spud: Heurelho Gomes.
- C'mon bueno , lets.be having you!
- lol. Gazidis out!
- All in all, a shíte weekend of sport.
- What is is with JK Rowling and retrospectively making her characters shirtlifters?
- The wife's away for the next two days. I have cold, rare roast beef in the fridge,
- Shooting of several people on a tram in Utrecht.
- Well are we actually leaving on the 29th or not? Some of the tabloids last week were
- I went into a record shop today.
- Cracking tweet is this, from Derbyshire Police
- So, anyway, normal service has been resumed. It was an Allan.
- :clap: That's that then.
- Has anyone ordered a pizza delivery recently?
- I always thought the Speaker's role was simply that of a chairman of the
- Naughty Boeing......
- That Harry Redknapp programme was most enjoyable.
- Lunch? My own sandwich is contrived thus
- Bit of gun action in Addiscombe, my old stomping ground...
- Well speaker Bercow may well be a treasonous cur trying to sabotage this last
- Whats up my niggas
- Happy birthday Sashley!
- Neil 'Razor' Ruddock.
- So the leitmotif of most Brexopaths when explaining their loathing of the
- So misgendering is a crime now
- Genuine question. If No Deal Brexit, do I have any right to stay in France after the
- I have come to the conclusion that jewellers exist solely to prevent men from having
- I see the plebs are now getting excited about a petition
- There are a million videos on youtube showing you how to cook every dish
- Oi east!' - how d'ya get on in those "Olympics" in Abu Dhabi then?
- Oi Bignose!
- Have we discussed Vorderman as yet?
- I re-watched the last GoT series to get back up to speed for the finale.
- I recently made this cocktail and it’s my new favourite imo
- Err, without wishing to get all grown-up, has anyone noticed the latest German PMI?
- Goldfish murderer prosecuted
- You *******, sc
- I think our friends in New Zealand have gone a bit bonkers
- barrybueno's new super duper mega special fun happy Saturday chat room
- Thought Ireland scraping past Gibraltar was bad
- What's doing in fvcking Sydney then? Apart from cheap, borderline hooker women
- Scott Walker gone
- So the revoke article 50 petition is now at 5.4mil and according to my casual
- This Bloody Sunday thing is a bad business.
- I have always been conflicted about Ian Duncan Smith
- So I went to the cinema. I had Revels and salted popcorn.
- Well I heard Mr Farage being quizzed about a second referendum and he was all for it.
- I believe I speak for every red-blooded male when I say in response to this story
- Hey Chief ... did you pick up on Berni's post a few weeks back when he visited
- Last week when the wife was away, I dined one evening on egg, beans and chips.
- lol. Everyone's going to prison.
- Ravi Ashwin
- Just reading a review of the latest Alan Partridge iteration.
- I suppose it would be rude to mention we are playing a game now
- I've just seen something on Twitter about 'professional' women's football.
- lol. Everyone's going to prison.
- On another note, it is amusing to hear the squeals of young people about Article 13
- Mogg & Johnson to vote for the deal
- RazorWIMB. I need a new one. I've been using a Mach 3 head for over a decade as my
- M'negro
- I have always said we lost our best chance of giving Monty a pwopah
- Here's what you want.
- ready meal review #1
- Preseason in the States
- You poor emasculated fools. Britain adopting speed limiters in its cars.
- *******s, I'm mad for a fúck off cheeseburger now.
- Typical IPL
- Sir C, clear your PM folder. It won't let me reply to you until you make some space.
- So what next, then? Parliament shows a slight preference for a second referendum if
- Timetable Nazis
- Have you ever had one of those hangovers that seem wholly disproportionate to your
- Yup. Nothing undemocratic about that there EU.
- Have we done the Theranos scandal
- So taken to making my own walking sticks.
- Surely our only option now is to reject this parliament of anti-democratic traitors
- Masterchef final tonight lads.
- Now I hate drivers who cut corners and regularly give them abuse.
- So is that just as Monty and Berni predicted?
- There's an absolute Alladin's Cave of comedy gold in this article on Keefs funeral
- oi oi
- I said oi oi ****s
- Got a connection to Russell Crowe. Sounds like a bit of a nutter tbf.
- David Warner there
- I shoot any mutha***ka that tries to jinx our push for 3rd.
- I see, yet again, the Arsenal didn't turn up this weekend #EmeryOut
- I thought we'd survived the winter and now I'm back to getting up in the dark.
- I suppose we've all seen the Robert Smith interview?
- Alfredo Morelos at Rangers, ****ing lunatic
- And we didn't even get in the CheckATrade trophy! Wenger's fault
- So it seems I'm going to Lisbon for a short break. What's good there, then?
- Two more weeks!!!!!
- BBC IPL commentary
- For my birthday treat I am allowed to have dinner at any restaurant in London.
- Well this has late equaliser written all over it.
- Jesus Christ. WTF was Wenger seeing when he signed Mustafi ?
- The Ref disallowing that 3rd goal
- Great win. Anthony Taylor is a massive c*nt !
- His english is certainly improving. I would place him on a par with that bumbling
- I bloody love Lacazette ....his hustle , his attitude
- "Oh Nick, don't go"
- Well played
- This is shaping up between Manure & ourselves
- Toastie
- Come on then C you swivel eyed old AKB stoat. Explain (heeshplayeen)
- Can we finish in top 3?
- They teach #spursy early
- I always miss the good 'trips'
- Get off you filthy manc ****warbler! And have you noticed, on the rare occasions that
- Now I couldn't really give a flying toss, especially as I think moving to their new
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