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- It’s really not fair to make fun of how bad women are at football.
- David Baddiel just called me a tw*t on Twitter
- Muslims get into the Christmas cheer by raping and beheading two scandinavians
- Conspiracy Theory #125
- Arsenal fined £45,000
- I am at work but it's dead. When can I far korf
- One piece of good news today
- Tommy - The Opera
- Oh, that Ozil bloke starts...
- The state of Bellend there
- Sokratis...wind up merchant
- Oh, look! Our only moment of creativity and only goal came via a player this
- Here we go....
- Jcc and Unai both giving Iwobi some serious instructions
- Eaglessssssssssssss!
- It was 40 years ago today.....and I can still picture it so clearly
- Oh FFS !!
- During the festive season let us not forget the truly important things.
- Medals for finishing fourth - What the **** is that about?
- He doesn’t seem all bad imo
- Anybody working today?
- Merry Christmas Awimb !
- Still reeling from Pittsburg’s fake punt
- Any idea on our formation here?
- Tottenham are looking scary
- Now that was a cute finish
- Hmmmm...old habits die hard with this lot
- Will be annoyed if we drop points here
- So that must surely be it for Mesut then?
- We have been absolutely dire so far this second hf
- We have been so poor, it reminds me of last season
- Since scoring our best chance was a clearance off IWobi
- Peter Hill Wood - RIP
- No Özil tomorrow?
- These Banega stories are gathering pace
- Harry Kane MBE, Gareth Southgate OBE. Jebus fúcking wept
- What happened there then? 3-1 Wolves
- Off to the gym
- Hilarious defending.
- Comedy defending again. Can we have 4 new wons in the transfer window ?
- This Lichsteiner bloke is absolutely shocking
- It had been a complete **** shower
- Jesus
- ****ing boil-washed man city full kit ****ers
- Well, that was so much better than Arsene, wasn't it?
- To overly slate Emery at this stage is ridicules.
- And I'm feling...
- Poor Ainsley Maitland Niles. Liverpool really pissed on his chips.
- I guess we aren’t talking about Aboomerang’s shot
- And now United look unbeatable also
- I come on here today to show I am not afraid.
- Rashid Khan
- According to Ornstein we are so broke we can only do Loan deals.
- Sickening Van attack in Japan...something doesn’t smell right imo.
- No Özil, no Ramsay.
- Great defending again.
- Kroenke is a tight c*nt, claims arseblog
- I’ve found Unai’s YouTube channel....
- I was not overly critical last week; so, this week, I am not overly praisegiving.
- Anywon else back at work today?
- Dear Vegans. The pun 'Veganuary' doesn't work unless the 'g' in it is hard.
- I just weighed myself at the gym post holidays
- Diets eh? of the 15 or so women that work in my office I reckon at least 10 of them
- I watched The Railway Children once again yesterday and it wasn't for my love of
- Chavs sign Pulisic for £58m
- today is the slowest day ever.
- Talking of chicks, I read a book by one and it was alright. :nod:
- Et tu Greggs?
- Fabregas can still play a killer pass
- Can we stop wasting Unai’s time with stuff like this please?
- Respect.
- This description of the meteorite that killed the dinosaurs is a bit sobering.
- I am also a bit of a football hipster on the quiet.
- Fúcking Trump and his rows with fúcking China, fúcking stock markets
- Swiss ramble confirming the view that Kroenke is c*nt
- I like the cut of this Sajid blokes jib. It’s always fun to
- What a game this is
- Game on you fvcking Liverpool basterds.
- They are better than us, I admit it.
- So the Invincibles thing is safe for another season and Spurs aren't going to win it.
- Yes yes, all that's well and good, but did you know Ray Sawyer's died?
- I can't stop
- “We wanted to see what he could do with a different set of circumstances."
- I wouldn't care so much about our mid-table mediocrity
- So Bournemouth have just signed Nathaniel Clyne. Why were Arsenal not all
- Not one FA cup game on regular tv on here this weekend?
- I’m not sure what C will make of all this ?
- Blackpool Lights. I heard George Harrison say the Beatles used to go to Blackpool
- This is one seriously dull game. It highlights just how short we are in squard depth
- If a man must cry then he must cry manfully. Poor Sir C will weep copiously
- Janikowski’s hamstring (NFL)
- Eeeeek Januhairy
- The lads (horse racing)
- Awww bless him
- *This is worse than Omsk*
- I don't think it's often enough appreciated. Theresa May's got a pretty good rack to
- Couple of tasty games today. Eagles bears, chargers ravens.
- Alan Partridge making movie ideas again?
- Trubisky is absolute garbage as a QB
- The Chicago Bears mascot behind the goal
- These rumours.....
- Is someone taking the piss here?
- Good weekend for footy players doing stupid things
- I did some Youtube scouting of this Denis Suarez chap and came
- Escape at Dannemora
- Anyway, this cheered me up
- I love a bit of tech and this is definitely on the shopping list!!
- Manchester United it is
- So the human foghorn Soubry doesn't like being hectored?
- Clemson crushing Alabama.
- spurs have sold Mousa Dembele for £9m!!
- Yannick Carassco
- Have you ever sent someone a picture of ytour winkle?
- I see Arsene’s in line for a plum job after leaving our place
- Would I be right in thinking that Spurs have a reputation for
- I find it incredibly sad and tragic that a 14 year old child has been
- Hunt for Door Bell Licker underway :clap:
- I take it admins have given up on Awimb as well?
- City last night....
- Whoa there
- We're all admiring the work of toothsome human abacus Rachel Riley, no doubt?
- Loaners only, apparently.
- Well done Rambo
- Whilst I have no issue with this protest, I don't understand,
- FA Cup v ManU is Friday night!
- Big fan of Elon Musk's new space rocket.......
- Bellend.....
- Ozil missing again odds
- well that was 45 minutes to forget
- Emery out!
- Emery is tactically inept
- What the feck is going on with Emery & Ozil?
- If you're already c*unting off Emery, 6 months in, having had just one transfer
- Well...at least she can laugh about her past.
- Poor old Claude is really packing on the pounds
- That knee seems perfectly fine bbrian
- Stan Crumpy
- Anyone ever did a White Dragon NSFW
- The Degayer masterclass against the Spuds
- Jofra Archer in the warm ups there...
- In other, more exciting news, I have worked out how to make
- I am no longer the big, nasty racist on the block. I am vein received a commendation
- They're playing Andy Murray his retirement tribute after he just said he might
- This Ozil situation... I don't understand how he is allowed to fly off to Turkey
- So who would be considered a long termer from the current squard ?
- More kiddie fiddling in Yorkshire
- Wagner has left Huddersfield.
- My son ask for thyself another Kingdom, for that which I leave is too small for thee.
- El Neny gone. Cech going.
- :clap: The Swimsuit row...
- Chelsea are going to eviscerate us and feast upon our steaming bowels.
- So - what will the vote result be tonight?
- Rumours that Mislintat is off
- Kane out until March
- Mislintat gone.
- Probably find a pretty cheap apartment in the UK now. Lay low, stay ahead of
- Sweden finally gets a government after nearly 5 months.
- Amidst the breathlessness of the media and hysteria of the twitterati,
- This could be a lift amidst the gloom.
- Corbyn's loving it >
- Not long now brothers. Theresa May and her
- Peter .. this sounds like the fury of a woman scorned. You didn't get caught playing
- Sven has bald legs
- Oh dear poor Kanu...all of his football medals have been stolen
- glw gone
- So while your politicians have been wrapped up in the small matter of Brexit
- Nicotine patches
- peter. You cannot abandon a lady and leave her potless and homeless.
- Top ****housery from Bielsa there!
- Out* manager of the future battle , Paddy V Thierry
- It shocks me how old Jamie Oliver looks. I mean that muthafvcka look ready
- Have we signed Ever Banega yet?
- So Ornstien has confirmed that Unai has suggested Ozil leaves the club...
- Shame they don't play much Frank Zappa on the radio nowadays.
- The Duke of Edinburgh is actually driving Range Rovers at 97????
- Aboomerang’s girlfriend going in hard on Januhairy imo
- The absolute scum who wanted us to lose, to hasten the exit of Wenger...
- Wd, The Mash
- Thanks AWIMB, you just got interesting again
- Anyone got a spare ticket for tomorrow?
- Some positive cheer at least, from our yoots.
- Going through CVs again. A lady in her early 30s who's just come back off maternity
- nice to have you back mm, remember me?
- So losing today would be an end to our top 4 hopes
- Unreal start ...then the team completely switches off
- Haha well done Kos ..nice shouldered finish
- Anyone got a stream? My usual one has stopped.
- Jesus..hes about to take off Ramsey and laca
- Bellerin has just nobbled his cruciate i think
- Well that was a nice surprise for a change
- Yep. Take that result all day long
- Was that Koscielny’s best game for us?
- Ramsey....is it too late
- His name is Unai ..
- Well, we defended quite well in that 2nd half
- Awesome....Bellend’s replacement sorted!!
- Went to Saturday's Gilet Jaune Protest again.
- "Extremely difficult to motivate." :homer:
- Good finish Llorente
- Hoping the Saints beat the Rams
- It seems like our jan transfer funds have been used up
- Everyone seems to be getting very aeriated about HRH Prince Phil at the moment.
- When does the transfer window slam shut?
- confirmed Sven Mislintat is off next month
- How come we didn't play anyone at the weekend then?
- Marc Overmars to come in and become our Technical Director :cloud9:
- So Hector has done his cruciate ligament
- Blimey, the aeroplane carrying Cardiff's new signing
- Sadly, my support for Unai Emery has begun to waver
- We’ve just had a hippy from the Green Party appointed minister
- I have been away, have I missed anything?
- WES and Burney - several months ago you both insisted that the ERG wouldn't vote for
- Further to earlier's conversation, and promoted by seeing David Blunkett on TV,
- Women's Equality party leader steps down...
- Say what you like about Michael Gove
- For the first time this winter, the magic letters SN appear...
- LOOOOOOOL! Turns out the chap who trashed the Travelodge with a digger because he
- How come this fugitive bloke was convicted of man-slaughter
- TC - thoughts on the Windies England Test series?
- De Jog to Barcelona.
- Flu Jab
- Interesting....possibly a bit of fact checking required
- No matter how many times you do it, the way the US Immigration authorities insist on
- How come we haven't got a saucy little filly doing our transfer business,
- Alexis tomorrow night
- Now I believe strongly in innocent until proven guilty, but
- 14 counts, mind! To be fair to the Procurators Fiscal, they're not fùcking about.
- CricketWIMB
- You are all acting like the most disgraceful barrack room lawyers, condemning Alex
- Henry gone pending DRS
- Come on you Chels
- Happy birthday Pokster
- Calypso Collapso
- The funniest thing is, you just *know* there were a bunch of spurs fans
- My abiding memory of Hugh McilVanney is showing him
- As the match is on BBC. How long before they show
- Ok here I go...these two fixing to get centuries imo
- Isn’t that out?
- Arsenal v The Slags
- FFS... What is it whenever we play these c*nts ?
- What a ridicules corner
- We will win this
- Another career threatening injury
- How many times are they going to show Solskjear sitting on the bench FFS??
- Oh look it’s the 99 semi final again
- Good time for a piss break
- Set up for Ozil to come on and to steal the show
- That’s 3 CB’s they’ve knobbled now ?
- Bin the lot of them and start from scratch imo
- Well that's ruined my weekend
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