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Loooooooow Lie the Fieldssssssssssss
Zverev taking it up a notch.
Jorge vs Monty on Twitter
The Belgiums last night
Corbyn supporters shame themselves yet again
LinkedIn just recomnended ‘Head Of Communications, British Stammering Association’ to
BREAKING - Gazza arrested for sexual assault
Well I've found Jorge on Twitter but I can't see the bit where he calls Monty a
Mildly depressed that Arsene has chosen to give his first full length TV interview
The only 6 foot 2 brick ****house rugby player to get beaten up in public
Fúcking hell.
So I've only paid a small amount of attention to all this Brexit nonsense
Off up to the home of the mighty MK Dons this afternoon.
People with whom I have today shared a lift.
Don't laugh, but what about Mitrovic in January?
Well here's a Christmas píss-up at which my attendance has suddenly become doubtful.
Hobnobbing with Brzilianers update.
So no 'no confidence' vote then?
Lesson learnt, never take your car in for a product recall
The most extraordinary thing is going on on Twitter at the moment.
I've been thinking about my mate Clarence.
AWIMB Gold Members Christmas Hampers - who got theirs as yet?
It turns out the bent copper wasn't bent after all......
Oh, by the way, in case anyone still doubts the Brexit thing is a stitch-up
I'm conflicted over this. On the one hand, I rather approve of the idea that there
Gold Membership....17 away credits
Yeah, that's right, we have Thanksgiving and you clowns don't. You never do
So May’s deal will pass (Ken Clarke coming out in favour makes that clear)
Why can't I post photos on Awimb anymore?
Severe weather warning for the south west.
Where are you all?
AWIMB is closed until further notice
Underrated things:
Looooooooooooool
**** me her
We play Spurs next week?
It's like I want to root for Chelsea but Hazard is such a diving little sh!theel
Just another night in Beckenham...
Daaaaaan t margate
2 belting finishes from Bournemouth there imo
I have just tuned in
Mustafi....what was that all about?
Spurs appear to be worryingly good.
Why is Sri Lanka's number 11 on 41*? Why do Sri Lanka only need 47 to win?
This place must be deaded - not a single thread or comment on Ozil
My oldest friend became engaged to his woman in 2013. Last year we received an invite
So, WWlll is about to start in Ukraine.
Looked at Twitter. Found this phenomenal bellend. Turned off Twitter.
Think Mesut might have been running late for training this morning
Trapped nerve in my back
Is your partner aggressively tickling you in their sleep a sackable offence?
Time for Sulzeer to walk the walk
Underrated things #2
1st World problems........
River Plate vs Boca 2nd Leg
Derren Brown – talk to me, Awimb.
We need to up our game.
So it's acceptable to pick up a tray of drink bottles and slam them to the ground
Nice article from David Smith in the Times on Brexit and May's deal
Mike Fúcking Dean
Never mind Brexit, if we fail to win on Sunday that’ll be four games
I have to go to Wembley tonight :-(
Hang on, one of the Rotherham white kafir slàgs is claiming
Tenner says they won't throw the Greek sides out of Europe
That Sophia Florsch chick....
Good to see the justice system applying the full force of the law.
Overrated things:
Not being funny, but I bet if you asked that Syrian kid if he'd rather
Oi Fash, didn't you move to Purfleet or Thurrock recently?
I see thon fat Lord of the Rings Kiwi is claiming his remake of The Dam Busters will
I don't feel I ask for much in life, but it would be *quite* nice if Spurs stopped
Which of the following London hotels is best. I need to stay for one night tonight
I tried watching that 22 July on Netflix the other day. It was lefty claptrap.
Jofra Archer eligible for England selection from 1st Jan 2019 :cloud9:
Breaking News
Dear God, have you seen the team?
Esr
Went to Ukraine in 2000 with the Convoy of Hope They sell Arsenal fags.
Blenkinsop has been magnificent tonight.
NLD weekend
“Airline forced to apologise after making fun of girl named Abcde”
We won a match last night
Ralph on Sky Sports Bees
Sanchez
Unbeaten in November :cloud9:
The Friday night FA cup games from the BBC.
Deontay vs Fury
Apparently I am too casual for this work do.
These Southhamptonites defend like terriers.
Tyson Fury there....
England vs Kosovo
Ozil
Was that Ramsey squaring to Ali?
That one Arse fan who looks like a British version of the Dude.
Immense result
Brutal!!!!!
That's Rambo's shît, isn't he? Glad he's going on a free.....
Jurgen Klopp
Klopp is ON something .. bugle I reckon
Ok so that was quite fun
The Banana incident
Lichsteiner’s knee slide / face plant
Well said mate!!!
Dele Alli passing stats for the second half :hehe:
So according to Michael Gove if the backstop occurs the UK
Am I the only one who has sympathy for Mike Dean?
The Guardian are excitedly running as their main story a study
:optimistic: I can't wait for Wednesdays game.
I note that effete lefty arsewipe Hugo Rifkind is trying to make us feel sorry for
Disappointing
Arsene Wenger was manager of The Arsenal for 22 years.
We really, really should beat United on Wednesday
Good restaurants for a casual bite to eat in the Bond St / Mayfair vicinity, please?
Finally, some clarity from Emery on the Ramsey issue.
Anyone else's minds flash back to this when it went to 4-2?
I've also just realised how much Almunia looks like Dominic Raab
oh god I just realised I was sort of cheering those pricks on during the world cup.
I took the opportunity to log onto Simb for the first time in about a decade yesterda
so if the fella who threw a banana skin didn't do it with a racial intention
I just listened to a podcast. A football one.
I must say, hats off to Johnny Frenchman.
I'd probably put an extension of Article 50 and a second referendum at about 70%
Guardian lunacy part 356,871. Now this is a ripper.
So there it is. May's deal would in effect give the EU the power unilaterally to
WTF? At PMQs, Corbyn just asked May not one single question about Brexit.
Mayhem on the train home last night.
Americans.
I really don't like that everyone seems to be expecting us to win comfortably tonight
A much better Guardian article.......
Where the **** is the googly eyed Kraut. Pauline.
since fúcking when do the Arsenal play in fúcking sky blue for the sake of
Knew it.. Thes c*nts are really fired up for this one.
This facking Gendoozy's a fackin clown.
Just had a good gander at Unai's railings. They ain't that bad. It's not
Spuds winning on Hootenanny's debut for Southampton
Bollox !!!!
This Gendoozie's getting right on my pip now
Rashford's a wierd looking c*nt
McManaman.
This is beginning to look a bit, after the Lord Mayors show.
I'm really liking the big Greek lad.
Unbeaten run held. Foul conditions to play in (these lambs ain't Charlie George) and
Lamentable goal to give up but we had them on the back foot, there's no
Disappointing result considering we took the lead twice.
Oh, look. We still can’t beat United away. Or defend. And we have a shît keeper.
Of course, when UEFA bow to pressure and hand City a CL ban next season.
Fellaini
Things that are not fun #542526
Any news on Holding?
It seems that ceding possession too cheaply can spread through a team like a
Monty? have you seen Ozil lately? You said you saw him speeding off
You know the old jokes about getting older and your prostate swelling,
Never mind your prostate issues, do you suffer from phantom rectum?
RIP Pete Shelley
So it looks like we have a team of stoned drug addicts now
It's been a while, so I thought I'd drop by
The Copa Liberthing
Remain vs May's Deal: 60-40; Remain vs No Deal 70-30
So how are we looking today lads?
Nice flouncy flop by Guendouzi there.
I'll put my "Emery out" composition on hold awhile :-D
This Chelsea fan that Wrighty et all are clobbering for racism
Centre backs all missing...time for Unai to unleash...
The Patriots defence there
The Bears Defence there
Introduction
Nice article from David Walsh on Unai's impact
Brexit deal vote delayed
Will there be protests again this weekend in Paris?
She must be some sort of masochist.
Exclusive footage of sw on his recent trip to London.
Monty - make yourself useful and give me a Chinese or Japanese recommendation
I for one am glad we don't have to have the extra
I hope all these Tory MPs coming out and backing May turn into
red - please confirm you're alive and well, cheers
Which of you put this fool up to grabbing the ceremonial mace?
Irritating moment of the evening while watching the CL
This Calero, our Holding replacement, has an extremely gay twitter feed.
EON want me to have a smart meter.
Michael Cohen odds
I'm en route comin fo all yall punkassses
I want to whip out the massive boiler in my flat.
The new head of Rugby League...Tony Adams
Who's this no.87 Saka starting tonight? And what formation are we playing?
Attention! Attention!
Chelsea fans doubling down...
Not convinced too many of these kids will be here in the long term.
Would have been a great goal
Jesus, Look at that hairline on Gilmour ?
What happened there?? Did someone come in from the stands
I actually felt a bit sorry for our googley eyed Turk last night.
Oh my word, what’s going on here ?
The Chargers last night...my big question is...
Torreira vs Bellend KO in training #bloodbath
Watch This
Spurs score at the death
All you people are so gungho on Brexit and yet it's going to fvck the Premier League
Dick out!
Not surprising given the ref has given them the nod that they
WTF Wenger OUT!
'avt that ya dirty yokel cunds
Yeah so I’m not sure about Lichsteiner, Kos and Xhaka
This is farkin typical of the type of pox luck we get in a season.
Useless Kraut cünt in goal. Shîte defenders. No creativity.
We thoroughly deserved the defeat because of our now historical
I wouldn't mind but Southampton were pretty rubbish and there for the taking
Blimey berni .. Brexit looking like being crippled or scuppered
Farkin' ell...wor Bobby's morphed into n old woman.
I see Lord Heseltine has come out against Brexit. Hearken unto him, little commie
:sigh: So Miss Spain is a bloke.
So we have Wednesday night European football again in Feb
Paris is not quite the war zone they make out.
Batty Boys again
So we buy everyone from Dortmund and now the Scum will have a CL QF.
I keep seeing stories about these militant vegans. Somebody needs to
I assume we don't train the day after games? Because I just saw The Turk
Right, which one of you cunds has his ear to the ground transfer gossip wise?
bye bye Jose
Mourinho gone
Well that's a pretty horrid last week
John Cross reckons Pochettino's in the frame :rubshands:
That was an expensive banana
FFS I got a queue of people wanting to use my amazon prime
Just had a quick look over on SIMB....
Solksjaer?
Anyone actually going tonight?
The Guardian - The 100 best male footballers in the world
I need some offensive/ lairy trainers.
Well that was a bit silly Mr. Corbyn
This very afternoon I attended an Irish pub and tested for the first time - Taytos
Here we go...back 4 of Maitland, Sokratis, Xhaka & Nacho
Farewell, Mesut.
Oh, Mhikky! You have to score those in a NLD.
Iwobi's passing appears to be more hopeful than measured
Has Papa Docrates actually scored for us yet?
When I think how Cesc used to boss football matches
No creativity. Can't defend. Wenger in.
The opposition has scored 5 goals since Kos returned
I don’t really care about this game
Honeymoon period's over then ?
There's a familiarity about this Maitland-Niles fellow and it is his
Ozil...another sweet 350k in the bank
Arshavin...caught riding a horse after leaving a strip club loooooool
So Özil is Finnish at Arsenal, then? Pretty damning of Unai to call him out in front
Sad situation when our best shot last night came from whoever hit Alli with a bottle
As someone who firmly believes that Unai Emery has turned us
Having seen the video of the bottle arcing it's way onto Alli's head
Box office boxing this weekend
Why does Ramsey have to backheel flick everything
Has anyone watched ‘ Sunderland ‘til I die’ on Netflix?