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- This Jared O'Mara does appear to be the git that just keeps giving.
- Not to be controversial or anything.
- Sir C you big Irish jackanapes. The Great Expectations filum you were lauding
- This poor kid’s gone viral.
- 8 days of undulterated bliss in the United Arab Emirates
- Brazil Under17s mugged right off by England there
- Surely there comes a point where it's not 'sexual assault' so much as 'banter'?
- I bet you lot all thought Fats Domino was dead, didn't you?
- Theo Walcott's hairstyle is bloody awful. He looks like a washroom
- By the way? That was not a fvcking penalty. He's looking for it, going
- Hang on. So the Thais have basically kept their King's body frozen for a year before
- Now I know I'm slightly obsessed by The Guardian, but in this piece, the author
- Things I like abroad better than here. #121131
- Oliver Holt.
- Kronke has caused a Twitter meltdown by describing the fans as rabid :hehe:
- Wouldn't it be great if these JFK files came out and it turned out it was the CIA and
- The AGM went well
- What are you listen to today AWIMB?
- On the subject of mocking world leaders
- Who's this dirty looking salt next to the Trumpster?
- Cereal box racism update
- The Donald's gone soft on drugs. I expected him to announce the
- This maniac reckons Hall & Oates and The Doobie Brothers are 'soft rock'.
- Stuff you like at the mpment
- Well the JFK revelations were very dull. Boo to the FBI and CIA for not handing their
- Hall & Oates soul? Thank you for enlightening me c. I had always
- Thon repugnant Guardian bird's list of celeb men who have committed sex
- What's for lunch?
- I note that Sir Ken has chosen to do a comedy French accent for Hercule :-(
- Old school poll, Awimb: I’m In the pub. Going up for a pint now (Aspall’s cider,
- So, as it's Friday, I may drink tonight.
- Ivan’s Objectives Metrics...Points vs Expenditure
- Whatever happened to fanny farts? Spectacular aural
- England RL WC this morning...
- David Cop-a-Feel
- So the Catalan Parliament has voted to declare independence, while the Spanish
- Actually, while we're on the subject of Persians. Anyone catch Gordo '***kety ***'
- Walcott gets the dreaded vote of confidence.
- Bum bandits
- I dare say the real-ale fascistii of awimb will pillory me for saying so but I am
- Bid confirmed for Arda Turan by Turkey National team manager
- You've blown it all sky high ye ****
- OK then try this...
- I'll leave you with this....
- We're dominating the game; Swansea City take the lead.
- Sleepy start to the second half but Kolasinac with the 1-1 goal!
- And there it is; Ramsey with our second.
- ah MOTD
- Eagles
- Serious Q. Why can a player "just bundle [Per] off the ball" in the box without a
- Tomas Rosicky
- IanWWW and God10 have really aged imo
- I really need a new hobby, I just don't understand this game.
- How is Kevin Spacey 'coming out' in any way news?
- Talking of celebratory dinner wrongness.....
- Quite enjoying Mindhunter. Do you have that show; it's on netflix.
- Slowly going into Tottenhams shadow?
- Christmas Kitchen GadgetWIMB
- I have now commenced being thrifty. any tips?
- Yesterday I discovered Mill Hill
- Was invited to Loftus Road Saturday to see the mighty Hoops take an arrogant Wolves
- Talking of pubs, I just discovered that the King's Head on Enfield High St -
- So for various religious reasons we have tomorrow and Wednesday off
- It's pitch black at 17:15
- WestHam Fan TV >>>
- My brain is friggin melting after all the sh!t that went down today.
- Can I just apologise unreservedly to the woman on the Victoria line
- Jesus H Christ on a bike being bum-fúcked and burned. I was researching
- North Korean nuclear test site 'collapses'
- Post holiday depression has kicked in.
- Are you people aware of the work of famous 'youtuber'
- Somethings to be proud of about Arsenal vs Swansea despite nicking the result
- Paralympics in 'complete farce' shocker
- So, trick or treat etc.
- Update From Wolverhampton...Race 1 result...
- Good to see that ....
- Atletico Madrid looking likely to drop down into the Europa League
- This New York terror suspect
- A comment I heard on the radio this morning
- I had a weird dream last night.`
- I also had a weird dream last night.
- What's clear from all this Westminster grope stuff is that senior UK politicians will
- Of course the other elephant in the room is the fact that many
- Yesterday I took my usual walk into the West End from Victoria.
- You know those messages you see occasionally written on a toilet wall
- Sirens, helicopter outside. Taxi mounted pavement in Covent Garden.
- Going a little silly tonight...
- Impressive result from the spuds tonight.
- I think I might begin suporting Spurs
- Moving away from the semi Spurs love in
- Not had a drink since.....Pt 2
- Israel backs Hungary, says financier Soros is a threat
- So, I've had my cardiovascular risk assessment.
- Caught up with Nigella last night on iPlayer. All of the usual
- Suggestions for Herberts next Jewish love object
- Dinnerwimb.
- Very kind of you to offer suggestions for my next paramour and it really has to be
- Sir C. This cardio-vascular risk assessment that has you gloating like a
- These youngsters breaking through.
- Poor Santi
- Just started my cardio risk stuff and slipped a £20 note in the phlebotmist's
- Patrice Evra...guess it’s back to his old job now :(
- The Westfield Centre in Stratford would actually be quite pleasant if they would only
- Jezza's in a spot of trouble here, isn't he? Promoting an MP to the shadow cabinet
- We never established who vpv is, did we?
- For some reason Ad-Blocker has stopped working on my comp and I'm currently getting
- Imagine having to resign because you’ve made lewd remarks to Andrea Leadsom, though
- Talking of jews, Giroud's beard has grown in such a way that, coupled with
- MattressWIMB .. are these memory foam jobbies any good?
- Fúck my old boots! j is on Twitter complaining that this doesn’t feel like his
- Santi’s leg there....
- I might start watching this NFL ****. What team do I choose?
- Do you remember the days of the night shift? To the tune, obviously,
- Can't say I'm impressed by this Casey Neistat who has Sir C in his thrall.
- Evening slags :wave:
- Right, lets put these yids to bed
- 4321 Christmas Tree with no Lacazette
- Never mind Cech
- This Lacazette chap does strike a ball quite cleanly
- When offering advantage shouldn't the ref take into consideration
- Jesus
- All things considered that was rubbish from us
- I didn't even get annoyed that we lost yesterday :cloud9:
- Le Boss is just a dithering old tit now isn't he? He's taken to
- Bilic gone.
- Blimey! Emenalo gone too.
- ffs - have a work dinner tonight. A Japanese place - scrolled through about 700 menus
- Re: Coquelin....if youre going to go crazy then why not Jack in that position?
- Am I the only c**t paying any tax around here? I expect our
- At least we can still have a little chuckle at West Ham
- I have decided
- Not terribly clever, loosing off shots at Saudi;
- England squad
- SchoolBoyHumourWIMB
- Fascinating documentary last week on Chinese 15th century architecture
- Should Jack Wilshere be starting in the League for us ???
- Am I the only one who has noticed that thon Welsh fella who pulled his own
- Anyone watch Motherland on BBC2 last night?
- Ozil wanting the Number10 shirt...
- sexual harassment update.
- Someone should advise Priti Patel to stop smirking. In politics, when one
- The problem with the Paradise Papers that the BBC and Guardian are flogging to death
- Speaking of Kilbane - can't find the tackle on Edu but did find this
- Any advice on oven repairs?
- What is a suitable punishment
- How we all doin? Bit gloomy, what?
- Is everyone really busy? or is it
- So it seems that Charlie Sheen buggered the lad out of The Lost Boys
- Problem with foreigners #2321122 They take our expressions literally.
- Tradegy and all that but......
- Lying, fat ugly cvnt
- ISIS Gone
- World Cup Play Off Max Bet time - New Zealand vs Peru
- Surely as men it’s time for us to unite and close ranks
- I see that Kevin Spacey, initially categorised as merely
- Sir C.
- Talking of films, this year's John Lewis ad.
- Is this a hate crime, do you think?
- Peter. You mentioned this Patel women being unbearably thick. I have developed a deep
- What even happened on Sunday's match? I was on a flight at the time, by the time
- Did someone say old skool silly bollox friday night tunes?
- All of which really says 'Ooh look at me! Pay attention to me!!! Please, PLEASE!'
- Dear Jim'll Fix It
- So I have returned from India with my bowels in full working order
- I am halfway through watching the excellent Ken Burns documentary on the US Civil War
- I've watched the 1st series of The Walking Dead
- This man has just been accused of sexual misconduct.
- Just finished Great Expectations and must say what a thumping good yarn it was so
- We've all heard the story about John Ruskin being appalled on his wedding night
- Rugby League WC - •••• got Real this weekend
- Star Trek Discovery..yep they finally did it (spoilers)
- Mamma Mia Italy gone
- Sir C, Herbert, Dismal, The hunt continues
- Gnocchi and chips for lunch.....
- Reduced drinking update
- So apparently the yanqui are now taking ‘emotional support animals’ onto planes.
- I want to download a classic album onto my phone through Spotify
- So with Mike Dean the ref Wenger will definitely start AOL imo
- Whose this Fekir we’re signing from Lyon?
- Well that’s shaken things up 1nil Ireland
- Is reg around?
- I have to be honest, this made me laugh.
- I reached the end of the Civil. War documentary. THe Confederacy lost. I knew it!
- Apu off the Simpsons is racist, apparently.
- So, Venezuela is bankrupt then.
- John Podesta Art
- Raffles closing for 8 months for a refurb :-(
- Female politicians shouldn't be llowed.
- Hey quick question. Are there any female members on this board?
- Man who discovered Lewandowski, Dembele, Aubameyang is set to join Arsenal
- We need more threads with icons in the title imo.
- Peru at the WC :memories:
- Well I'm a bit confused here, I must admit.
- speaking of wtf moments - did love the excuses used here by the
- Oh yes, that'll be the reason she killed herself.....
- Tracks for a running playlist please.
- Anyone of you gone down the Smart Home/Alexa/Google Home route yet?
- Anyone know anything about brewing?
- :shrug: Bread Sauce..
- Does anybody live next to or very close to a friend
- Who in the name of good fúck has a spare 400 million knocking about
- glw gone.
- 50/1 bet on Betfair.....
- Arsenal Injury news update about Koscielny, Giroud, Mustafi, Welback and Cazorla
- Muagabe behaving like an awkward tenant. I think the army will have
- I want us to consider the repercussions if we lose on the weekend.
- Good Morning Wimbers
- We will be cruelly eviscerated by Harry Kane,
- Good Lord - Kolassynatch speaking beautiful fluent German and him a Bosnian.
- Spurs look gash and Arsenal look awesome
- Oh my days lol
- I want to sniff Kelly's knickers
- :cloud9:
- Great win! Yay
- Quite a great goal by Alexis.
- eeeeeeeeeeagles
- It has to be pointed out that Kane is a bit fat.
- Also Lacazette was not offside for the second.
- We gave good balls.
- So *that’s* what it’s like to beat your vastly superior rivals despite absolutely
- Adam Crafton from the Daily Mail quite upset with Arsenal....
- Quite looking forward to our battle vs man utd.
- It's wes I feel most sorry for.
- Sir C I finally got won
- So farewell then, Charles Manson. 83 was a decent innings.
- Also, presumably Spurs' 10-year anniversary of no trophies will be given the same
- So this pikey bincat I rescued which likes to run up me
- Pulis gone.
- How did we get to a point in history when Morrissey is a voice of reason
- I’ve noticed that the line previously “edgy” comedians who have now miraculously
- Comedian Review... Gary Delaney
- There's a dead fox next to my car and some crows are pulling at its entrails,
- So,has anyone watched 89 yet?
- I know this won’t do anything to improve my reputation as an effete, middle class
- All that fuss and then those silly Catalans shít themselves and jacked it in?
- The annoying thing about this new Hotspurs team
- This aircraft collision over the Rosthchild estate.
- Stuff I don't like #52433113144331 The sort of Tat that people buy for you
- This missing Argie sub......
- So, things are looking a bit tricky for Hausfrau Merkel
- We've signed a nee Head of Recruitment.
- how is it that gary neville has set himself up to be commentator on arsenal?
- There's bloke on BBC2 right now claining that Brexit will be a precursor to genocide
- Nigella is a mere shadow of her former self.
- So a British explorer goes missing in the New Guinea jungle and, while
- This pictogram apparently represents a popular sport
- The glw is demanding *gulp* vegetarian food one night a week.
- DrivingWIMB: Do you always indicate just before you take an exit on a roundabout
- Seeing Sir C's mention of chopped liver reminded me that I cannot physically eat
- Warren 'Pete' Moore gone :-(
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