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- Game of Thrones.
- Wait. Our Saviour has been identified.
- World Record Run Chase....
- Afternoon
- It's my birthday tomorrow and it's gonna be hot, hot, hot
- Bairstow just holed out at mid-on when we were 84-4 chasing four hundred and plenty.
- Moeen there
- Next England captain
- Szczesny gone.
- In re Alexis, I think the thing to do is inflict a minor injury on him. Knacker the
- Game of Thrones!
- So I suspect Joel Campbell won't be sold then.
- When and where will all this stop?
- Talking of students, it seems rather a lot of them voted twice for Labour.
- Reviewer feels it necessary to mention the lack of women and 'people of color' in
- I think we can all agree that the most distressing g aspect of Game of Thrones last
- Errmmmm...what?
- Awimb help.
- That big old lot in GoT. You know, thon gurt manwoman.
- In the last 30 minutes I have taken two phone calls
- Dinner.
- sup ****s?:wave:
- This weather is ****.
- There seem to be an awful lot of BBC employees on Twitter this morning listing all
- I have this constant itch in my nose
- Come to think of it, I am actually quite interested to find out
- People have suggested I grow up in the past.
- Bayern Munich then, is it.
- I always knew Londoners got ripped off. But I was looking at some train tickets
- Wenger - The decision has been made...we will not sell.
- 花一些他媽的錢 imo
- Don't people in China* have proper jobs then? A Wednesday lunchtime?
- Our new Bosnian gone.
- The verdict is in on Kolasinec already, then.
- Why did we ever agree to play these cunds.
- So it seems our chums in the ever-democratic EU are threatening to suspend Poland's
- Adolf Hitler! Josef Goebbels! Kaiser Wilhelm! Albert Einstein!
- iWobi with the equaliser
- Booom!
- Text message from friend in Tanzania.
- Yes!
- Youse lot are going to end up working until you're 90 :hehe:
- Wow. Remember that nice MP Louise Mensch asking Rupert Murdoch all those difficult
- Tonight I am alone in my own property. There are so many questions unanswered at this
- In Germany, there's a bit of weather about today, so I gather #facebook
- Sir Chesney literally crying when asked about leaving Arsenal
- Slightly :deviant: behaviour last night, watched the women's footy
- I got shouted at by a shouty train person this morning :-(
- Violent crime soaring. Still, at least the police have their priorities right and are
- Chap in the Grauniad reckons we're keeping Alexis because of
- Malan in.
- Following on from Women's football
- Not all teenagers are bad....
- Ha! AWIMB with it's finger on the pulse, as usual.
- the famous musicans killing themselves later on in life
- ACN moved
- Burney, your analogy between our treatment of animals and prostitution seems flawed
- So, is this Lemar chap too shy to join us after all then?
- Fúcking hell, now I'm gonna have to order some peking duck tonight :(
- World Aquatics Championships
- Ha! This is rather funny. Clearly the propaganda telling us all how awful we are
- This prosthetic pen1s rape case thingummy's bloody odd
- To treat business associates to prostitutes, or not to?
- That Arsenal Beijing shirt is hot. All that Chinese lettering on it.
- tonight I will have Indian food
- Arsene Wenger's positon has become untenable after
- Pieterson gone.
- barrybueno gone
- These fixtures do not benefit us at all
- I'm wondering when Wenger will ditch the back three and revert to his beloved 4-3-3?
- Kolasnic looks overweight. Turns like a bus and Chelsea made him look silly a few
- Nothing like a good pre season kyunting from Chelsea to motivate Sanchez
- Missing Body Part....Pedro's Head
- Some seriously lazy investigative journalism here, mind.
- Now I know this chap is being portrayed as the villain of the piece, but...
- Is the Tory party actually on a mission to alienate every single voter in the country
- I went to a nice pub on Saturday in Hertfordshire
- I walked through Deptford on Saturday and lived.
- Gender Fluid suspects
- I don't think we've treated Mr Perez very well imo
- Jesus Q Christ
- Right to erasure and Legitimate Interests
- Well done to the Biriths state for upholding its right to kill innocent individuals
- Edit Of The Week.
- The Guardian - Nice spin on the headline
- The Guardian - Nice spin on the headline
- I find it well-nigh impossible to stop laughing at this
- Diversity, cultural enrichment, melting pot, etc, etc...
- Leave it to Chelsea to start an international incident with China
- When does the season start?
- Mbappe gone.
- Wellington hasn't got the boot after all...
- Ross Barkley for £50m ???
- I came late to Detectorists. I'm just watching the second series now.
- I'm half expecting Arsenal to make a £120M bid for Mbappe tomorrow
- To be signed by the Arsenal is an honour which not many players achieve but
- They can't arbitrarily ban the rumble of the V8, the buzzsaw whine of the straight 6
- Have we signed that little w@nker yet then?
- I for one have no problem with chlorine-washed chicken.
- I need create a document.
- The Donald has banned the transgenderers from the US military!
- Now the judge in the Gard case refuses to allow him to die at home.
- Boots Tuna & Mayo sandwich.
- Dinner.
- Wonder how the assorted apologists are gonna deal with this chick
- The new home kit looks a bit too dark of a red for my liking.
- I just collected 500 tickets at the train station from the machine
- Things not to do in France:
- Just switched it on;
- We are the most successful English team of the last four years
- I'd be interested to know how many of them would actually sign up?
- Hold on, apparently Santi's not dead and may be fit one day!
- One out of every 40 old pound coins are thought to be fake, according to the BBC.
- I see Arseblog is looking to go down the patreon route. Shrewd imo.
- Conti vs Spurs...that's clearly a 10-8 round pour moi
- Oh.. I say..
- Nobody believes in Bale to Arsenal rumors. Nobody, except for one.
- Do the bookies know something I don't?
- I can't remember squirting my armpits this morning.
- FashWIMB: I have a work leaving do at some abomination of a place this evening.
- NightmareWIMB: The helicopter was buzzing around outside my window
- Apparently a third bid now turned down for this Lemar bloke ?
- F1 Stuff.....
- This was my favourite trasnfer rumour from this morning
- Yesterday's Racing Shenanigans + Illumanati
- Two sixes to get his ton!
- This Russian "interference" with US elections
- MK Dons or AFC Wimbledon
- The Emirates cup game isn't being shown on an HD channel
- That Walcott boy looks promising.
- Return of the ever-popular Awimb Fantasy League!
- We have such a sh!t defense.
- oxlade chamberlain, why don't you do something surprising for once.
- Right, that's it. That prick Kroenke has finally dragged our name into the gutter.
- I was quite excited for the new season. but these preseason friendlies are not very
- I note from various weekend media sources that poor Sanchez has influenza.
- Can't he just buy a decent centre half?
- So one may not mention that Vanessa Feltz is jewish. Is it acceptable to
- I understand the film Dunkirk was a primarily a British endeavour? This alone is
- Bavuma and Philander gone
- All these people leaping on the Passchendaele bandwagon.
- Have to say, i'm loving the crying from Barca in regards to
- Speaking of Feltz.
- Agnew has beaten Sir Geoffrey all ends up there.
- Just reading more on this Kevin Myers fellow and it's very funny.
- Matic to Utd for £35m. Decent signing that.
- Sam Shepard RIP
- Considering the inflated prices for players these days..especially strikers
- This Kroenke hunting thing is repugnant, but there is some pretty empty moral
- Which dirty fúcker recommended I go and see Dunkirk then?
- Oh my word, isn't she so very lovely..
- Black Women's Equal Pay Day?
- So I can't have been the only one to think the latest GoT was a bit meh, can I?
- Forget all this ****. You know what annoys me.
- Of course, the statistics that would reveal whether or not this is down to
- Touch typing. I swapped my stilsons for a keyboard 20 years ago and I am still a
- I've lost a lot of weight and not sure when to stop.
- Is there a flag for straight pride?
- :hehe: Apparently Emirates can't rule out pulling Arsenal's sponsorship deal due to
- Anyone going to the Leicester game?
- Murderer! Scum!!!
- Neymar to PSG looks like it's happening then.
- I see another of "The Few" has passed. I am no slavering right
- The problem with opposing Kroenke's hunting thing is that one finds oneself on the
- I've got to go to fúcking Wales.
- I'm not really looking forward to this season imo
- This picture left me wondering if the bloke on the left missed the memo about cropped
- More racist bigotry from the Trump administration
- Sanchez gone?
- Over 60,000 sign Kronke out petition!
- Wet Wednesdays seem to have got me into a spot of bother.
- Those crazy Poles :hehe:
- Rich! I think we need a little flesh on the tale. You and
- La Liga rejects Neymar/PSG attempt to buy out the contract.
- I work in a supposed professional business environment. the majority people here seem
- Silly Spanish fúckers
- Kodiwimb - I've heard a lot of people saying how great this is for watching live
- Neymar for £200m means we need a complete change.
- Neymar had 13 goals last season.
- the lack of Awimb activity reflects my mood
- So Robert Hardy has left us then.
- Is LA about? What are the chances of Hoffenheim giving us all
- Stan has stopped harassing animals
- I was expecting a package from some chump in London. I gave him an 8 line address but
- GoT-WIMB: On Euron's magic ship-replicating machine
- I know it's sale but.........
- I was getting a bit bored of Neymar, but, on the other hand, his sister
- I can see why Ox has been deputized to right back. Apart from Hector we
- Talk about having nothing better to do >>>
- Big Fat Frank and Stevie Retard are looking very trim. Glenda, conversely, appears
- A minutes silence for Grenfell?
- Comforting to see Walcott's shítness hasn't deserted him :-D
- Courtouis :clap:
- Alexis is saying goodbye innit :cry:
- This season is already a success!!!
- A few post-match thoughts
- So I spent Friday evening in hospital in Stevenage having an injection in my eyeball
- Our opponents miss two pelanties and still Cech doesn't save one :hehe:
- Xhaka is the *******s.
- Theo's new hair is worth an extra five goals this season imo.
- I am not sure the new pelanty shoot out system is fair.
- Blackfriars Bridge :baghead:
- No spoilers, I promise, but those of you who haven't seen tonight's GoT are going to
- So, a, as our resident Balkan expert, what will our recent influx of such types mean
- I am with Serena Williams on black women pay equality
- Gotta love Gatlins old mans comment about booing fans 'disrespecting the sport'
- I have managed to seriously offend somebody by asking them whether they need to be at
- Amla's going to bat all week, by the looks of things.
- Jury service is ****.
- They're going over like ninepins now.
- Hey guys I don't think Pedro's challenge was a red.
- Not a fan of Walcott's new hairstyle. Like a clerk in a throwback movie.
- I would assume Roman A had a pre-nup ?
- Google memo fella gone :-(
- Could be worth keeping an eye on Newcastle United next season; you can't really tell
- Premier League table - prediction
- This "kidnapped" glamour model stuff is all a bit weird
- Any washing machine (AEG) repair company recommendations?
- Kolasinac nickname?!?
- Ok, i'll level with you, Awimb. I don't really know what the gold stars are
- Well, this was my favourite headline from the papers today:
- Favourite Glen Campbell song?
- Going into the first game of the season without a ****load of players
- What do we think AWIMB. Is this just more of the usual sabre-rattling
- I feel like a real man now.
- Sir C I am in negotiations on a several items.
- Signed shirt WIMB: I've got a signed 93/94 away shirt
- Sanchez out of the Leicester game with 'an abdominal strain', eh?
- You do all realise that Glen was a blistering axeman?
- Old Skool Poll- Will we actually sign anybody else?
- So the EU Commission fights tooth and nail for three years not to reveal its expenses
- Great interview from the boy Danny.
- Not to sound ignorant
- So how do we feel about a nonce being paid £10k to infiltrate a child sex grooming
- Wowser, Sarah Champions has just become the first mainstream British politician
- Poor poor Kiki
- Tomorrow is casual Friday at work :yawn:
- :music: Bob Dylan - talking world war 3 blues :music:
- Premier League odds
- Can't see selling oxlade to chelsea.
- If it doesn't go well tonight things are going to get toxic immediately, aren't they?
- June 2015: Parliament votes for EU referendum
- Saw Mesut walking down my road again yesterday with a young filly
- Comforting to imagine Sir C earnestly pacing
- Well said Monsieur Wenger about Conte and Chelsea
- Coutinho handed in a transfer request then.....
- Any idea if herewill be a stream tonight?
- Fifteen minutes til life returns to normal. I have an
- Ooooooooh!
- They should play all matches on Fridays
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