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- I just met Georgey Graham in the heavy weights section of my gym
- AFC to make Sanchez highest paid player in PL on £300k a week
- Good Friday and pubs
- Might I just point out that war clouds are gathering in various parts of the world...
- Remember the old kerklunk swipe machines?
- While I sympathise with to some extent and understand that autistic kids hate change,
- Last chance for Semi Final tickets
- WD awimb. Good effort this week imo and considering it's a week
- Seems like our sh*tness has cost Adrian Clarke his job at Arsenal.com
- How does Awimb feel about meditation?
- Loooooooooooooooool
- Wenger can get a 10 year contract if he makes them players do this every game!!!
- Lukaku and Barkley?
- We'll be 7th at the close of play today.
- Tony Adams' training session at Granada....enjoy....
- Chelsea 2-0 down
- Considering rooting for Spurs to overtake Chelsea, as part of my ongoing
- "After careful consideration I have decided it's the right time for me to leave"
- It's Middlesbrough .... shirley we can't lose this one
- Three at the back
- Not a great Easter weekend. Spurs now in with a real shout of winning the title.
- he's back
- PM to make a state,net in downing st at 11;15
- Five weeks
- Only two more months of Jeremy Corbyn :-(
- One win and it's back to this nonsense....
- Xhaka seems to a be a figure of abuse online*
- Shame there isn't half an hour left to play
- How'd everyone make out this Easter? I got a sh!t-ton of cadbury and reeses eggs, yo.
- Looks as though we're going to be left lumbered with JW10, then. Broken his leg.
- Bayern fans whining about refereeing decisions :cloud9:
- I am rather sensible with my money these days.
- Not happy about this at all.
- I would like to take this chance to say F** Off Tony Blair
- The usual suspects signalling their virtue hard on facebook :hehe:
- I went way off my diet over the Easter break.
- Pat Vegas News: Finsbury Park 'Explosion'
- I don't mind Tim Farron being probed on whether or not he thinks homosexuality is a
- Phwoar, Charles! No matter how sick you are, this will turn your crank
- Trump's son Barron is a full kit wànker Arsenal fan.
- Pat Vegas's Town/City review. This week 2 locations.
- Say this much. Wilshere's well out of it. Sure a broken leg but it's not an Arsenal
- I am asked whether I prefer shrimp cocktails. The answer is that I
- Allegri...shut out Barca over both legs
- New season of Prison Break
- Last week we were definitely on the brink of nuclear war.
- Quake with fear you running dog capitalist swine. The noble proletariat,
- Apart from Awimb what other websites do you visit on a daily basis?
- What is concerning you right now?
- A £70,000 salary defines you as rich?
- This "Speaker of the House" fellow is a prating, exhibitionist **** is he not? Or am
- What does it mean when your **** goes yellow?
- I notice there's no tweet of Gazidis sucking Wenger's c*ck in the social media feed
- Anderlect
- Why do the Allans hate france so much?
- Ugo Ehiogu gone
- If running 2 hours a day would mean you actually did live forever
- Champions League draw time
- I don't belleve in football gods, but if they did exist, the prospect of
- Lunch?
- @SW - This pesky GDPR malarkey.
- Lucky lucky Utd.
- Can't even get away with a hit and run these days thanks to the CCTV state...
- Trump is going to sway the French election for Le Pen, isn't he?
- Wenger...
- Whats up slvts. Entertain me.
- Best semi i've ever watched
- Oh, bad luck Spurs
- We're going to try and jam a shootout innit
- Pep looked like he was describing last night's session with yer mum
- Yessssssssssss
- That was really quite enjoyable, imho. I am becoming rather fond of our dear Gabriel
- Win our games in hand and we're ahead of Liverpool on GD
- mhh not good for us our club today
- Messi's last kick of the Classico winner
- Yesterday we displayed all those qualities that we appeared not to possess
- A couple of items. I am not saying the ball did cross the line. but the camera angle
- I remain unconvinced that our improvement had much to do with the formation change
- Quiz of the Day
- Spurs. One second they're on the brink of redemptive glory, the next they face the
- Tempting fate
- Well that was actually a rather impressive performance
- Welbeck being a bit rubbish let Alexis score :cloud9:
- Spurs are not moving
- Did my eyes deceive me or did I see The Ox giving a signal when he
- I was at my mate's in Paris yesterday. last time I saw him was in 2003 when we drew
- One thing we haven't discussed about yesterday....
- any of you f*cknuts still scapegoating sanchy boy?
- I felt that Guardiola and Wenger were having a thin dudes in sweaters battle.
- John Wish 2 was badass. Well, it flirted with jumping the shark frequently,
- Don't all speak at once
- I trust everyone in France will vote for the lovely Marine because she's a woman.
- Is Theresa May really going to spend the next six weeks repeating the terms 'strong
- “The semi-final win will convince *everybody* that with the right energy levels
- Bought a Volvo on the weekend. All that's missing is
- The Emirates Cup Is Back!!!111
- Spurs dropping points tonight would really take the edge off Sunday's game
- This Alladin chap...
- I did not realise The Arsenal are playing this evening.
- As much as i would like Arsene to go this summer i find it weird that
- Wtf is Zafar Ansari playing at? Retiring at 25!
- The few people I dislike in this office all have something in common
- It's Anthony Taylor!
- Puppy Photo :love:
- Now United Airlines has killed Simon the giant rabbit.
- Not one defender on the bench tonight.
- any link for the game please?
- Henry and Ledley HBO style Face Off
- Not bad tonight considering all of the changes
- Can we make a unofficial rule that we will not mention
- Sunday could be a disaster. A Spurs victory could see them close the gap on
- There's no escaping it, sitting around vaguely working but mainly
- #JohnTerrysMum :-|
- I had to pay £1 to use the Air at my local Shell
- Mugwump etc.
- Pat Vegas news
- I think this Whitehall stuff is a non story.
- The thickest Spurs Fans ever
- If this is for real :-( I give up
- Anthony Joshua...he's going to maul Klitchsko surely
- It's just occurred to me that with Brexit, they'll have to take us off the Euro coins
- Today's sex robots are becoming very much more lifelike.
- **** off wig ****er! :redcard:
- Let's f%$k up Spurs 'Title Charge' on Sunday and win The FA Cup next month.
- Spanish signing
- The problem with Sunday is that, points wise, a draw is unhelpful to our top 4 chance
- Did He get the selection right on Wednesday?
- The woman shot and arrested in Willesden yesterday during a terror raid
- Bank Holiday weekend plans?
- So the NUS applauded their new leader with jazz hands apparenltly
- Can you hate banks any more than you do already??
- Garden Bridge gone.
- Weather's looking rather dull this weekend :-(
- Hmmm, youngest has decided we should get 2 Gerbils
- Woman rejects medical advances that have cut birth mortality rates drastically and
- God Complex doctor charged with wounding.
- It seems strange to me that Chelsks chances of winning the title are at 88%.
- BH weekend tipple
- Now Im not the vindictive type...
- In my 37 years as an Arsenal fan, I doubt I have looked forward to a North London....
- Giroud a passenger again. Welbeck has to be a better option.
- ****ing **** bugger **** ******* mother****er ****
- the mind the gap banners are out
- What gets me is we haven't been that bad
- Thursday night Channel Five!
- Paid the price for carrying Ramsey and Giroud
- Wenger out my friends.
- Gylfi Sigurdsson looking useful again today
- I used to support the finest team in the world
- If there is a small crumb of comfort....
- Around the World in 80 Days
- 1938WIMB: Ted Drake being carried off the pitch.
- This appeasement of Arsene Wenger has got to stop.
- The worst 'performance enhancing drugs' ever!!!!
- Top four gone.
- Speaking of getting slaughtered, I went to the bull fighting in Sevilla on Saturday
- Diane Abbott is a Tory stooge.
- World's last person to see Tottenham have a good season calls it a day after
- Have you any idea how much houses cost up norf?
- :clap: The BBC just made Diane Abbott listen to her "police figures" interview while
- Word of the day: UULUUICH.
- I am now jamming out a script with a Wengerite character.
- Am now in two minds about going to Cannes. I hear it's a real ghetto of desperate
- Anyway, having a dozen players out of contract at the same time actually makes sense,
- Looking for some restaurant recommendations in Amsterdam. Not necessarily fine dining
- OMG Loooooooooooooool
- With hindsight, there was a disappointing lack of hissy fits on here yesterday
- :****sportwimb: This whole erasing records things in athletic seems very silly.
- The EU really are ramping up the bullying rhetoric, aren't they?
- Recommendations for places to move outside London please?
- Wah gwan greetings from italy
- Moving out of Londonwimb.
- That Ronaldo's a bit good, isn't he.
- Dear God. Is there anything these people wouldn't tax given a chance?
- Umm, this picture appears to show the Archbish of C pïssing on the Wailing Wall after
- Hmm, just had to choose a consultant surgeon to see tomorrow.
- Ah, we have our first loony shouting at a party leader
- Dear God 2 - can you imagine what he's going to say here
- Old Tresemme just accused the EU of deliberately trying to meddle in the election
- Fúcking hell, have you heard th dirge we're entering in the Eurovision
- So Wenger says that we were 'very, very close' to signing Mbappe. Isn't it annoying
- It's nice that Ajax appear to be on the way back.
- I quite like voting in local elections. It's nice and quiet and the officials look
- Teams that sound like actors from lord of the rings
- HRH the DoE retiring from public engagements.
- Those crazy Saudis.
- Looks like Sir Cliff is readying himself to absolutely bum-rape the BBC
- Tonight I'm going for dinner with two bona fide London design industry hipster types
- In case you haven't noticed this
- Tony Adams' new book sounds like a good laugh #sober
- There's a picture on the internet of Lily Allen's foofoo.
- Caption competition
- This French Tony Blair chappy is going to come from nowhere to be President
- wd Gabriel!
- We're not going to lose to Manchester United surely?
- Hmm, it seems to me that Labour need to connect with their traditional support base.
- So, it's as I suspected then; Hillary Clinton is indeed too corrupt to stand trial.
- If you've not seen it then I can thoroughly recommend watching BBC4 docs
- Has anyone caught up with James O'Brian on LBC ?
- Ireland probably regretting all the years moaning that England won't play them
- So, AWIMB: a third pint?
- What we actually lack is a sufficient quantity of technical, creative midgets.
- Two young men have walked into the pub, got their drinks and started playing Scrabble
- A fat woman has started to talk to me.
- Talking of snobby spastic, I'm going for lunch tomorrow with several friends and
- After saying local elections were completely pointless
- Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhahahahahah!
- Spursy (noun/adj) def.
- So I know he's an awful, misogynist racist but the dude has good hair.
- I think we must agree that this has not been an easy season.
- Perhaps Ramsey to score in a 1-0 win and someone carking it tomorrow?
- Take that!!!!
- Macron for manager of The Arsenal.
- wd Aaron Ramsey. Another fine performance yesterday.
- I found Sanchez's little hissy fit most unseemly to the point that I
- Exciting news, Awimb. Having previously thought that Mesut Ozil merely lives in my
- Herrera! Woa-oa-oa-oah!
- Ugh! May and Corbyn are going to have a 'Leaders' debate'
- I am now international property magnate
- The new first lady of France
- Spurs trophy
- Whats on the ledger faggits. Ima be in London on Thurs.
- Can anyone top this if the kid most likely to be beaten up at school category
- Eating Maltesers on our bench, eh? I told you AW was more relaxed about life now,
- So it's approaching that time of the year when we tell Arsenal who they should sign
- I tired to fix the dishwasher!
- WeatherWIMB. It being May and everything, is there the slightest chance we could
- Journo types seem to think it'll be one of
- Dear God. Comrade Corbyn has just launched the SWP's (sorry) Labour's
- Arsenal at White Hart lane
- Can you imagine if we had a manager like Allegri :cloud9:
- October 6th
- Happy Birthday to the Greatest Gooner ever!
- Going to be some very upset Lefties at this news.......
- Yes, but what about taking the initiative by surrendering the initiative ..
- So will Chelsea offload that Fabregas fellow this summer?
- Spurs shelve £67m hotel construction.
- you go away for a decade or so
- How times have changed
- Any good link for the game tonight?
- If Atletico score again the ref will doubtless intervene on real's behalf :nod:
- We don't look like a team that wants this THAT bad...
- That was probably our most difficult game left
- Mustafi looked very good last night, more like the Mustafi at the beginning of the
- Top 4 betting...
- Anyone had a celebrity brush today?
- Just seen the leaked Labour manifesto. Corbyn wants you all
- Rob Holding for £2m. Daylight robbery, wd AW
- Labour's Manifesto appears to have a bit designed to stop gay people smoking
- I don't have time to post on here now. I've actually had to
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