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- Wife's away tonight. Can anything tempt me away from the siren song
- Talking of dear old j...
- On the side of my bottle of water there is a phone number for a helpline.
- I give it 3 months before this ban on laptops, ipads, etc
- Gunfire at the Houses of Parliment
- Gunshots outside Parliament
- How long before we see a community leader on the telly?
- They always have to make it about themselves
- Scotch parliament refuses to suspend proceedings. :hehe:
- Ss:gb - wtf?
- In other news, they are threatening to move the evacuated zone in my neighbourhood
- at what stage does 'Terrorist Incident' become Terror Attack?
- Anyone know if the tube's running?
- The attack in Brussels was exactly one year ago.
- 'Use 999 for emergencies only'
- Let's set a list of phrases we will here this evening during television coverage of
- There is always one knob in the office who is a right :noah:
- Tory MP Tobias Ellwood gave stabbed policeman mouth to mouth and tried to stem
- This would be a good time for Arsenal to
- When something like this happens and they report that 999 is extremely busy
- Right I'm off. safe journey home everywon.
- All this #westandtogether. 'We are not affraid' London Back to Business *******s.
- Wounded/injured terrorists should not be given medical treatment
- Is it not highly unusual that the attacker's identity hasn't been revealed yet?
- It has to be said that the picture of the Muslim girl on Westminster Bridge yesterday
- Definitely one for Ash this
- Talking of atrocities...
- You'll never believe who has just admitted responsibility for the attack
- So it seems that it was the Defence Secretary's Close Protection Officer who shot
- Another Norwegian's suffered un crise de conduire, in Antwerp.
- Ash's pedestrian suvival tips.
- I have been reading Peter Biskind's Easy Riders, Raging Bulls about Hollywood in the
- Let's play spot the (numerous) flaws in this......
- Terrorist's identity revealed as Kevin Mason
- Thought it was a bit harsh that full lock down security meant the poor sods
- Why I've never really got Cockney Rhyming slang
- I wish the news outlets could find another photo.
- I note that the police are boasting of having made two 'significant arrests' in the
- I hope the trend of using 'Brexit' for every sort of sitation doesn't turn into
- OK, Jean-Claude Juncker has finally made me laugh
- Fairplay to the Lubitz-Papa; he refuses to go down without a fight.
- Well done Mesut! Germany fans' player of the year. Again.
- Not to sound to harsh but is anywon else a bit bored of the
- I'm trying to decide whether I prefer my Hula Hoops in beef
- Fvcking hell! How stupid are Canadians?
- I will ask this twice a year and I still don't know the answer.
- It's called Kirkstone Black!
- Dinner?
- Sir C how much can I pick won of these up for used?
- Bit late I know but **** it:
- Evening gentlmen :vsign:
- Nick Cage has a plan to unseat Wenger
- :sherlock: This newsstory is a bit odd imo
- Not looking good for the Dutch in qualification
- I've reached the age where buying a new vacuum is exciting :-(
- script idea: a group of football supporters, radicalized by their manager's refusal
- at least it was nice to not have to watch Arsenal lose this past weekend.
- as it seems nothing is going on in the world. New £1 coin tomorrow.
- Virtual Dogging!
- This bloody place has made me do some work today.
- Sometimes I wonder what it must be like to enter the mind of some people in the
- It's great fun watching people trying to rationalise why Rachel Dolezal identifying
- I was watching How'd you get so rich.
- Reading the programme notes for the birth-of-SDP play Limehouse
- wish wenger would do something so we could have something to moan about.
- Anyone know what time we're supposed to trigger Article 50 tomorrow?
- There's absolutely no way the Daily Mail ran this headline fully aware of the
- Things I forgot about #1
- Things I forgot about #2
- Oh, ffs!
- T20 cricket cities
- Ahh, I do love a bit of David Starkey.
- There is a lady in from the auditors. Someone went to introduce themselves
- I must say, it's this sort of thing that's making today quite chucklesome
- We're on our Way!
- I mean, yes, it's bad, but you have to be curious what he was talking about
- It appears our neighbours are a leetle beet short of cash
- Anyone see the Rio Ferdinand documentary about his wife croaking?
- Crap statues vol 58
- Quick Rant #3231212121 People who have bottles of water with those sports cap on them
- Things you see in Enfield: A horse-drawn hearse, coffin inside draped in a Tottenham
- Sir C I couldn't resist :-(
- "Rectum? It damn near killed im!"
- Berni, you've got some f*cking neck linking to the Metro
- Spuds new ground
- There are a million UK citizens working in the EU and of all of them, Newsnight found
- I am very concerned.
- Arsene's just taking the píss, isn't he? :hehe:
- Alexis to Chelsea
- Oh, Lordy! Ken Livingstone's on about Hitler and the Jews again.
- I am reaching that point where a haircut is overdue
- Dinner?
- Sir Chips is clearly correct but he is not right, I think.
- Wenger: There's only one team in London..
- I'm quite happy for women's football to be covered in the media alongside
- Presumably victory on Sunday would merely be "papering over the cracks"?
- Didn't take long for the EU to start softening it's tone
- Juncker the drunk.
- I have an interview this afternoon.
- Trivial things that make me slightly disappointed.
- Today I am going to cook a new invention of mine
- Rocky and Wrighty
- So there is to be a demonstration during the game on Sunday?
- shortest interview I've ever had.
- Never mind Chelsea. Ref did everything he could for you without triggering a UEFA
- The title's back on!!!!!!11111
- Who let the Baz out
- He's pulled the old Age Discrimination card!!
- Suck on that Wailing Mancs
- ****ing hell keystone****ingcops
- Half Time thoughts / ratings
- Jeez, it's gone a bit quiet on here!
- Wenger's going upstairs, isn't He.
- I thought Kos going off would have been a disaster but Gabriel was quite good
- All the 'fighting' among Arsenal fans.
- Well done, Arsene Wenger
- Things to do in Basle
- Outrage as the British establishment lets it be known that any attempt
- I am supposed to start my new position today.
- I have an enormous feeling of hapiness
- Kamado Joe report.
- Shirley they aren't poking the Russian bear?
- AW on the City game:
- Old School WIMB....POST YOUR Arsenal Paint work...
- So just how difficult is TOP 4 now?
- This TV production of Decline and Fall is rather good.
- Sunday
- On a brighter note - this was rather good if you missed it
- What music do you like at the moment?
- 'Fat activist' is tired of being asked a rational question about obesity
- The club can't really afford to sell Sanchez to Chelsea, can they ?
- I notice the left wing Twitterati are extremely quiet
- Amatures loooooooool
- Fish fingers, chips and peas :cloud9:
- Farage just told the EU Parliament they were behaving like the mafia
- Are the Labour party determined to court the votes of the virulently
- Hang on, there is a match tonight?
- There seems to be a most peculiar poster on awimb
- Talking of Masterchef, that Alison, eh? Eh?
- I believe I have arm cancer.
- Last night I was taking my son for his pre-bed wee and as we walked past the kitchen
- Looks like Emiliano in goal tonight
- At home I have a big box full of 'junk' full of waste of time items that have been
- When is that fat lump Mantel going to puke forth the third Cromwell novel?
- Coffee Bags
- The Politburo have decided to take another bite out of Ken :clap:
- Oi Monty, re Barrafina
- Any of you f*ggots going to Cannes? We should meet up. Hooking up a four-room
- :hehe: The BBC has reported Brian 'Sounds of the Sixties' Mathew dead
- Leakingtapwimb... I have a leaking tap. It's a mixer tap and tried to isolate each
- Red Ken gone
- Ipl
- It's nice to see Big Matt Macey on the bench.
- any good link please??
- We deserve that, two good goals.
- Say one thing, those are some snazzy Manchester City outfits.
- Hang abouts! If we win our two games in hand on Liverpool we're back in the top four
- No arsenal this weekend :cloud9:
- That thread has become unmanageably long :-(
- I've been watching I'm Alan Partridge. The Linton Travel Tavern series.
- Who's the chap in Decline and Fall
- Martin Atkinson
- A good piece on the Livingstone business that nails the 'he was telling the truth'
- I know I am one to speak about going off topic or threadjacking.
- 'Severe back pain'
- I need the backing from the elders of Awimb as I've been flirting with
- A new one for T20 cricket....cheerleader took one in the v
- Always nice to wake up to USA! USA! swinging its dick.
- Happy Birthday Withnail!
- Did anyone else get a nice private message from VoBinhg7.
- Corbyn really is a weaselly little coward.
- Important information.
- Why immediately after won has taken a dump
- What the BBC didn't tell you about the Westminster Bridge killer.
- Sigh - An Allan has driven into a crowd of people in Stockholm.
- The shopping centre the truck crashed into is called 'Alhens'
- :music: pulp - common people :music:
- It's that time again, bitchasses. Gonna be hitting the UK for meetings. Hit me up for
- :music: gotye - someone I used to know :music:
- Sergiooooooo
- Quite an important game tonight imo
- How was your weekend?
- I see Mme Le Pen has claimed that the French shovelling Jews onto trains even more
- I am going to San Francisco in October.
- Eggs for lunch.
- I grew up round the corner from here.
- Have we all seen Ross Barkley getting knocked sparko?
- Finally got around to watching KONG
- Big Tone the new Granada manager
- Sir C if you have $4000 spare and a week free.
- Who cocked up the clearance in the 6 yard box for the goal? Had sound down as I was
- Wenger FC will bleat about a foul, but it would be good if they also
- Dont panic boys
- Palace do look vulnerable at the back. We just need a bit more composure with the....
- We don't seem to be very good
- Im saying nothing
- Oh.. FFS
- :hehe: imagine if he chooses tonight to say that the two year deal is signed.
- I don't know why the teams even celebrate beating us
- This is worse than West Brom. Arsenal fans TV is going to be full of fam, blud
- Don't worry the on Ox will sort it
- Beautiful goal, Cabaye style. Looking at the fixtures, Leicester and Everton at home
- Interesting to note how SLOW Wenger's "pacy" team has been more often than not this
- Don't even know where to start with that one...
- May have gone unnoticed but Sanogo hit a hat-trick today for the under-23 team
- What did He say after the game, then?
- Breaking...
- Smudger Smith in commentary: "This isn't pretty"......camera pans across the Arsenal
- I feel that my life is diminished by an inability to get certain smileys going in the
- Death on a stick. The Arsenal fan's untranslatable emotion.
- Shambles!
- Arsenal may be ****. But Jamie Carragher is a world class knob.
- Some entertaining comments from last night
- This feels like the end of the Terry Neill years.
- PSRB you were right about Npower. ****ing scam artists
- Anyway, the most spectacular defeat last night was that of Monkman by Goldman.
- Imagine the fun though when the Cleuso sounding old tit plucks up the nerve
- This príck on the United airlines flight.
- So I see the media is having a moral panic because of Spice
- Meanwhile...your mum's in the news
- Anyone wanting to know why we lost 3-0 to Palace need look no further than this:
- I was hoping for Monty's analysis of the current Arsenal league position.
- Arsenal Fan Tv last night review...
- This príck on the United airlines flight. Thread #2
- In Re Below: PR Expert say United has committed Brand Genocide.
- Imran Tahir & Adam Zampa
- So it turns out this Dr Dao got struck off for drugs and sex
- Dortmund team bus bomb blast
- Juventus were pretty good last night.
- I'm not sure who is my favourite, Grimes or Philbrick?
- Usual "warchest" shenanigans
- Re: Team Bus
- More distracting United Airlines commentary
- If a girl hits you you'll take it and you'll like it.
- I pray for Wenger's death is that so wrong.
- This reaction to Sean Spicer's Hitler comment
- if you look back at last season. We were just as bad.
- Magic Staircase!
- People with unfortunate names.
- VICELAND - Sky 153
- Something happened at Lunchtime that has made me emotional :hide:
- There is a great deal of intemperate language on the board today.
- Dr Rich I am having a gentleman's issue
- The Hindenburg of customer service episodes.
- Easter Plans?
- I'm still not sure if Boxing24 is a robot or someone practising their English.
- Leicester are going to beat Atletico, aren't they?
- Aha! All makes sense now. This Tim McGraw fellow that c has a crush on. Not only
- You know what's really ****ing me off at the moment?
- Masterchef last night was an outrage.
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