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- Oy! Sir Charlie! You offered to put me in touch with some skank in Berlin.
- So Steve Bould in and Wenger upstairs... or am I being a tad too hasty...?
- Lucas, Welbz and Feo are fighting for one place if Alexis starts up front, or the
- How has this ban on seven countries suddenly become
- Congrats to Sutton Utd for beating Dirty Leeds.
- Burney, I need your insight on a rather important matter
- Oxlade-Chamberlain, or 'Chambo', as I like to call him.
- I watched the contest for our Eurovision entry at the weekend.
- Moyes has clearly decided just to have the 2010-11 Everton squad
- Not bad from the Dutchers
- quite cunning of Bouldy to sneak an entire back four on the bench
- Weekend Musings...
- Pat....this is an EPIC walkout :clap: #tarzanboy
- Pochettino replace Wenger?
- That's handy, Watford have sold Ighalo for £20m
- This time on Saturday we're going to be 2 points behind Chelsea.
- Any of you HR gurus clued up on Tupe Law?
- The adjudicating stylings of Martin Atkinson
- The draw will, of course, be rigged
- We should play our strongest XI :clap:
- I dreamt last night that I saw Donald Trump on a parade through Hoddesdon.
- Petition.parliament.uk - will someone please shut this bloody thing down?
- YUGE day for Wayne Ankers imo
- I suspect we will go on an unbeaten run with Bould in charge.
- I read that Ancelotti says Bayern will benefit from having a winter break.
- Ribery out of CL matches against us
- Have we signed Lee Sharpe yet?
- So, the pooves convicted of poovery have been pardoned.
- Oh, SNP! Don't ever change, you thick, hypocritical fückers. :hehe:
- Trump really has gone too far this time.
- Singapore noodles tonight.
- Places I have eaten, sad and alone, in chinese restaurants.
- It's deadline day and nobody is demanding we sign anybody.
- Awful, awful start to the game. Absolutely terrible defending.
- Bould out
- Nacho trying a dive. So it's come to this. Is Feo on the bench?
- Need someone to take a bit of leadership here
- Does Wenger's ban mean we are also spared his comedy french accent bull****
- Liverpool 0 - 1 Chelsea
- Has Iwobi done anything first half? Perhaps bring on Perez. Better option than Feo,
- Stop phoning, Herbs. I was wrong. Alex is doing the biz.
- Going much better over on Arsenal.com
- When you told him to bring on Lucas, did he choose to take off Coq, Herbs?
- I blame Arsenal Fabs TV for talking about the Chavs game without worrying about WFC.
- Oh FFS :headwand:
- I don't think Mezut likes playing in the rain. His eyeballs
- Wenger still has an hour or so to make some phone calls
- I'm thinking that was Ramsey's last game
- 'It looked more mentally that we were not ready for the challenges'
- Apart from the obvious I made some other observations about last nights game.
- Anyway, at least we can let go of any lingering thoughts of the title now.
- Right, so given that we've shown that we're an OK-ish team, but aren't going to win
- When we beat Chelsea on Saturday
- So if someone suggests that senior judges' political affiliations may be problematic
- BBC has lost the rights to the Olympics
- I was trying to pin point the time when this country turned into a bunch of 'outraged
- Can we implement fines for players who turn their back on shots?
- Hate to bring this up but - Mustafi's lack of pace for the 2nd goal.
- oh good a 3 day tube strike next week.
- Anyone spot the steward last night trying to throw the ball back to Gomes, only for i
- Hmm it's Coq's fault :hehe:
- What first comes to mind when you see this past arsenal shirt?
- Your naughty Kent boys
- So Debuchy and Jenkinson are still with the club.
- India vs England...the final T20
- some of Arsene's more questionable moments?
- Do you have your work email on your personal phone?
- General Knowledge. Who was the first Brazillian to win a Premier League winners medal
- Bobby Pires is in the building!
- England gone
- Who was the first Brazilian player to win a Community Shield winners medal?
- To be fair to the lad Stokes
- Book reviewimb
- Question for Awimb. If women and men are equal in the workplace.
- I hope this quote from Tump is legit.
- Are there any channels that actually show history programmes.
- So, that's Manchester United out of it then?
- Sir C what's the word on the street for the ALFA ROMEO GIULIA QUADRIFOGLIO?
- F*ck me! Vera Lynn's STILL alive?
- If you supported another team which Arsenal players would you dislike?
- Does anyone else watch Vikings?
- Surely even Donald wouldn't be this mental?
- Lampard retires!
- If Wenger does decide to not sign a new deal.
- Something of the Sepp Blatter about Georgey Graham, wasn't there
- A leetle beet irresponsible from the Standard
- That squaddie bothering lawyer has been struck off :clap:
- The Americans have basically elected J.R. Ewing president
- Is it wrong that the most joy I get from football nowadays is when ManU drop points
- Good Trump / Bad Trump
- I deeply apologise for the amount of football related posts I have made in the past 2
- It's (sort of) still daylight outside, the birds are singing and it feels like
- This FA cup game against Sutton.
- What's for dinner?
- Muesli and cereal and all that sort of thing is basically rabbit food, isn't it.
- Breaking news: French soldier attacked by man with knife doesn't surrender!
- How awimb shapes your thoughts - I read this and thought of Ash
- Islamic terrorists. In order to retain the element of surprise, perhaps consider not
- Last chance for the title Altern.
- FashWIMB: How fast or slow does your working day go?
- Your random sports playing stories.
- What's on your desk?
- What's Awimb' Opinion on standing desks?
- 'I'm a professor!'
- A little something for Nicos
- Lunch review.
- tube strike cancelled :cloud9:
- In one days work I have built a report that saves at least a hundred hours a year
- We're gonna get gubbed
- You pussy Bellerin
- Was just going to say, this isn't too bad,
- Oh dear
- That's bitter. Very bitter indeed.
- Oh good grief
- Well that's a **** start to the weekend.
- Goal for the Arsenal at the Bridge!
- What odds will I get on us coming 5th? It's over, init? AW will fail to qualify for
- This sucks. I have literally no sports to watch until the french open.
- Has he resigned yet ?
- Gylfi Sigurdsson is looking like everything we were hoping Ramsey would become
- It's like a morgue in here. The passing of a once-great man. I, the Thane of Cawdor,
- Elneny's goal in the Afcon final...
- Apart from the first goal (was a foul imo) G Neville got everything else spot on
- There are arguments both ways as to whether Bellerin was fouled, however one thing is
- Cook gone
- I am not concerned if Spurs finish above us or somehow win the league.
- Your mum's been on telly again
- Giroud's goal could be decisive
- So....how about them Canadians in the Tennis??
- If it comes down to only keeping one of Ozil or Sanchez
- So, Hull in the ascendancy; we a leeeetle bit ****
- Let's change the subject
- Tom Brady :cloud9:
- Sad news about Joost van der Westhuizen
- I am convinced that Gary Neville has his
- Good news. Today is a day of zero tolerance to FGM.
- So anyone visit a Mosque yesterday?
- There is a camp fella in the office I want to know his secret.
- There is an American fella in the office I want to know his secret.
- Winter is coming.
- What's the point of our Top4 Trophy anyway? Gets us a mighty pot of money - meh! My
- Wake up for **** sake
- "I had a mind gym session at work yesterday about creating your own luck"
- Ok Awimb. We often have Americans in the office. Why are they a novelty?
- The dreaded "vote of confidence".
- THERE it is, at last! I told you they'd find a way to stop the whole thing.
- What do you think of Tottenham?
- Arsene wenger gone !!!
- New scottish tourette's genius!
- WES - look at these UK Muslim poll stats from our national papers all from major poll
- The BBC thing about Brexit voting demographics
- Wenger, Sanchez, Ozil Out!
- Matjes, Riesling and black bread for breakfast.
- To hell with Muslim debates and Arsenal controversy, can we all agree that 'Becks'
- I have been given an agreement in principle.
- Well this French election is promising to be a rum do.
- "Bayern Munich Captain Announces Retirement."
- Does anyone else think she looks a bit like a former leader?
- Good grief.
- Dirty little midget b@stards!
- Well, there you have it. Sir C was right all along. Rolf innocent.
- Why the 'And Leicester' in the we all follow the arsenal chant?
- Ta-ra Palmer Tompkinson
- This bloated ArsenalFanTV ****
- This Massimiliano Allegri chap....
- Contemplating a bet on SUTTON
- Lordy. but there's some whining going on about yesterday's Brexit vote.
- We will not be buying Joe Hart anyway #WengerPresser
- Really hope "Commons Bar" isn't a euphemism :-(
- Just in case you are worried about the strange object hurtling your way from Germany
- Awimb I am completely knackered today and had a few drinks last night.
- I went for a meeting yesterday at a major motor manufacturer.
- Smudger
- So, the Portuguese supreme court says that McCanns haven't been cleared, eh?
- He seems to have changed his tune ..
- What's for lunch fine Gentlemen of Awimb?
- These virtue signallers who reply to Donald Trump on Twitter.
- I'm not the most experienced driver
- Yes, that's all very well but what about poor old Joe Hart.
- Dinner. I've got lamb, I've got lentils.
- Thomas Tuchel
- Stuart Broad to skipper England in the Ashes would be fun, I think,
- Sir C how was your Sexy lamb and lentils?
- Are Tottenham in the 'title race'
- I have just received this communication from a Dutch
- All this Yankee food talk means I MUST go to Goodmans for lunch
- Talking of food, a PR has invited me out to lunch at an Iraqi place in Tolworth
- Yeah, that's not groping, love, that's gravitational pull
- For those with some time on their hands and a love of defensive football
- Wallpaper
- 450 g 60 day aged USDA ribeye on the bone and creamed spinach
- Well done the Daily Smash :massiveclap:
- This is what we need - a club showing firm, quick decision making
- Can someone explain to me why Alexis scoring with an invokubtary handball
- Spurs are having one :hehe:
- Swiiiiiiiing Looooooooooow
- Whats up b!tches. Yer boy here is on your side of the Atlantic once more.
- It's only 10 points :cloud9: it's on
- Baking cakes is a piece of piss
- Paul Beaumont - Legend
- I'll tell you who else can fück off...
- A little while ago a picture of some women from Sweden's "feminist government"
- Wenger please allow Lucas to play more.
- Hmmm. Someone's just suggested I've made a racist comment.
- Bayern v Arsenal betting
- Against modern football.
- Lunch of chicken soup, matzo balls, noodles, shredded roast chicken & carrots for the
- I've been told off the record
- Tactics for Bayern game
- ads on this site
- Anybody bored of this dreary weather?
- Why have I not seen anyone touting the eminently real possibility of swapping
- Valentine's Day has been banned in Pakistan.
- Valentines Lunch plans with the missus
- I just met Eva Carneiro
- So how will you treat your valentine tonight?
- Why have I not seen anyone touting the eminently real possibility of swapping
- What do you think of Lunch?
- That lunch was... weird.
- So, a scouser in 'Lying about knowing someone who died at Hillsborough' shocker.
- Following on Berni's lying scouse thread.
- fash, did you go to the butcher for your steak, and which cut did you buy?
- Ash. Hillman Imp with rear window open and back seats folded.
- Did the old awimb have a 'mark all as read' button on the top left?
- They always compare Arsenal and Barcelona style wise
- Muted response to our playing Bayern tonight much?
- Paging Dr Manuel
- Also, this Tuchel bloke. Someone here was touting him as a replacement for Arsene.
- I must say that after all this tedious hacking and cyber warfare crap, it's good to
- Of course the big advantage of coming second in the group is
- Sir C, some words on Harrison Ford please.
- :cloud9: I have a 1 month gig to be a researcher on a reality tv show.
- I know it's become a bit of a cliche for heterosexual men to make jokes
- Some vaguely interesting stuff on our errant midfielder here from his old club
- Luis Anaconda - Luis Anaconda – remind me of your belief that Wenger didn’t give
- Remember when we went to Milan for the first leg and felt quite upbeat?
- Oi, la. This pretty much encapsulates my feelings about Taboo
- Tony Cascarino.
- I was a bit late to the butcher so I had to resort to going to waitrose :-(
- Been reading a few stories about the rise of hate crimes since
- Let's get behind the team tonight I will be.
- Can we all agree that Van Morrison's bestest song is Into The Mystic?
- word on the street is Walcott is dropped for tonight :cloud9:
- Can we all agree that van Persie's bestest goal is the volley from Rooney's pass ?
- I have just eaten some raw cured goose purchased in Munich
- Oh well.
- Oh dear God. Bye-bye season. Woeful from Coq. Why don't we buy a DM? Xhaka's not
- Pat. Notice my reverse jinxing in reply to you just now? I'm claiming that.
- You have to give Bayern credit
- Same again please :hide:
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