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- That's right, Fabregas, you bench warming little greasestain.
- We've signed Bramall, Cohen Bramall, I just don't think you understand
- Welbeck and Lucas will lead us to premier league glory
- Fock Sanchez and his tantrums. He should score more, stop blaming others.
- Perez injuredy, Coq out for a month, Santi won't play again this season...
- HRwimb. Not me for once.
- Do any of you have charities you donate too?
- So, we're behind Spurs and the sky has not fallen
- Anybody here has a buy to let property?
- I did something bad last night :(
- Psrb --->
- Anyone else see this article about the Larsen C iceberg break off ?
- Wimbledon Village.
- Where do you even start with this?......
- Arise Sir Drug Cheat
- My God
- Atletico Madrid want Alexis
- All over the shop at the back again
- Whoops!
- How are we unbeaten with Mustafi in the side?
- I get it we are waiting to go 3-0 down before we
- omg the treble is like, so on!
- Ah the Morcecambe and Wise bloke gets the winner
- Cruel for Preston North End. They can hold their heads high. Just got the
- Note Walcott seems to have commenced his usual three-month break. Shrimp cocktails
- Nasri topping up the drugs. Ban him, not for the PEDS, but for treachery.
- Republican celebrates demise of Obamacare
- Got to be honest, I was really hoping he was going to follow this tweet with just
- Good Morning Awimb.
- I really not sure the President-elect should be on Twitter, at least not without
- FIFA 48 team World Cup with 48 groups of 3
- Whatever happened to ...
- Boateng out of CL matches against us
- Best part about the Tube strike or any strike are the pointless articles
- So, a 48-team world cup it is.
- Clearly I am not very knowledgeable of politics.
- Think we should get Belotti and feel satisfied.
- Too much politics on here. What happened to all the porn links?
- Good luck with that project
- Any views on the Section 40 / Leverson 2 thing?
- Just look at Natalie's rack on SSN right now.. :love:
- I quite liked this Labour MP's description of Corbyn yesterday
- This Trump thing is genuinely hilarious.
- The Beast From The East arrives tomorrow*
- Morgan Schneiderlinn, £22m.
- I thought the Evo-Stick Northern Premier League was a joke at first.
- Football content
- How's our Japanese fella getting on?
- New signings :cloud9:
- Bullfighting, a dwarf and sex. Hard to know where to start with this story.
- In today's media/journo climate it must be acknowledged
- The Donald is giving a masterclass in talking about himself in the third person
- What. A. Catch
- nobody will be around this time of day. but at what stage should I
- Loving the twitter outrage at the new Alexis banner
- Congratulation
- Anyone got any snow yet?
- West Ham, going well I see
- No surprise here - Michael Jackson's fans/family have taken offence...
- Stuart Broad take a bow!!!!
- Buzzfeed & CNN
- Do I not like that......
- This country is backwards. They already cancelled 80 flights from Heathrow
- "French trio sign new long-term contracts."
- I think we keep jenkinson, to be frank. Debuchy, yes, off on the chunnel to wherever
- Who would we rather play in the 4th round - Saints or Canaries?
- Just on the Taylor thing, I'm not sure people realise just how good John Barnes was.
- Do people actually send off the warranty thing you get with appliances?
- Do you wash your jeans?
- Surely if you stand for Parliament and are elected you should be forced to serve the
- Wenger made me laugh with this one.
- I see Sky Arts have pulled the thing where Joseph Fiennes plays Michael Jackson
- I read that Twitter trending topic as "30p for fellatio." :-(
- Chinese tanks parked on Abramovich's lawn firing £30m pound notes
- Old School Poll: Is West Bromwich Albion the worst football team in England?
- Alexis
- The Big Man Upfront!
- About time
- where's a muslim when you need one?
- not the fonz
- Crisis for Wengen
- Take the draw of man utd - pool. Now we need to fvck up chelsea when the opport
- Green Bay needs to lock in another TD and they'll be all right. 28-20, ten mins to go
- Reading The Times thing with Trump this morning, it becomes clear that The Donald is
- Looking forward to Monty coming on to explain why the Andy Carroll goal
- A ROD & The Packers Momentum
- Them Bangledeshies....spare a thought?
- So, are Everton a big good or are City a bit shít?
- England, India, MORGAN and Kholi
- Sanchez and his sulks.
- Rolf Harris case: blind woman's complaining about being groped 'like an octopus'
- Have we seen the Obamacare/ACA facebook thing?
- Sword, Musket & Machine Gun.
- Blind woman tells court Rolf Harris 'reached climax' as he slobbered all over her
- Crap statues vol 57.......
- Quite pleased with this tax evasion penalty being paid by Alexis.
- There's a quite extraordinary amount of weeping, wailing and gnashing of teeth going
- Contract extension agreed!
- Anyone see last night's BBC 4 Storyville on cyber warfare and the joint US, UK and
- So, the search for the wreckage of MH370 has been called off.
- I had a tooth taken out on the weekend.
- Mayweather vs McGregor
- Why is Iwobi not at the ACN? Don't get me wrong, I am glad he's here.
- She's grabbing the wrong area.
- Anyone else fancy a trip to North Korea?
- If ever you wanted an example of the retarded definition
- I can't be bothered to read all the Brexit stuff today. has some sort of time frame
- Is it possible that someone is sabotaging Awimb for me, or have I caused something to
- Shock news! You'll never guess how Sturgeon's reacted to May's speech!
- lol. Well done to the Juventus' New Badge people #banter
- Has Wenger left it this late before signing a new deal?
- Mike Dean. Get that fvcker outta there.
- Hold on, the transfer window has been open for weeks now
- That ancient Egyptian keeper looks just like Mubarak
- I hate searching for Arsenal news and finding articles such as 'Arsene ordered to
- Have we signed Inler yet?
- You know when people say the 70s was a very different time?
- OK, I'll say it: I hope Manchester City get battered on Saturday.
- So win the next 2. put some pressure on Chelsea.
- I miss Nicosia. He was like a low ranking STASI functionary patrolling the
- Has this actually ever happened, ever?
- Fantasy League - inappropriate names
- So it appears that Sam out of Sam and Dave will be playing The Donald's inauguration
- Noble of Obama to wait until the end of his presidency before revealing his true
- The Owen Jones piece on Turkey.
- :hehe: apparently we've been dealt another 'major blow'
- Yuvraj & dhoni
- Sometimes the old interweb gags are the best
- It seems ages between matches lately.
- Going to be in search of German poontang this weekend. Berleen. Please help.
- Those crazy Dutch lefties are organising an anti-Trump demonstration tomorrow.
- Christ Almighty, The Guardian's taking the pïss now, isn't it?
- :hehe: I’ve just opened the laziest ever fortune cookie message
- Do you suffer from any unusual medical complaints.
- **** you Koeman
- WD WHU. Just watched a chav comedy thing on iPlayer called Revolting. The spoof
- 11 years ago since we signed young Theo....
- Blimey. To read some people on Twitter, you'd think that at some point this afternoon
- Coquelin has a remarkably non-Arsenal ability to get fit again quickly
- This headline just made me laugh out loud in the office.
- Shortest time you've stayed at a new job?
- TC - the Renegades look like throwing another big score away
- City apparently going to sell Aguero, are they mental!?
- What the ****???
- The Renegades there
- Jake Livermore 10 million pounds
- Are there any youngsters on here anymore?
- I'll tell you who seems nice.
- Oh, good! They're teargassing them!
- Not sure if Hilary Clinton is making any attempt to conceal the fact that this is the
- One of his daughters is rather attractive and the other a bit of a munter.
- Things you don't see anymore #4249
- Fück me, but Michelle Obama's a unit.
- The voiceover man sounds like he is introducing a wrestling bout
- Who do you bank with?
- It's all a bit God bothery, isn't it?
- Alternate Reality AWIMB - Sitting here with my bucket of KFC
- Yaaaaah Stoke
- City / Yids desmond
- Lubbly jubbly. A win tomorrow and we're 2nd. When do the Chavs play? Is it very
- Berlin Prostitutes. Make me an offer I can't refuse.
- Wonder if Mr Vardy has a few
- Not going well, is it? Making loads of chances, but haven't looked like scoring.
- Xhaka off
- Oh well
- Wenger sent off down the tunnel
- Coq you coq! Cech does his usual 'can't save a pen trick.' Fight for 4th place
- That was beautifully insane.
- Cause that's how we fvckin do, bitches.
- Nice to see Alexis ending a match looking so happy. That cnut Moss is useless.
- Can't help thinking the ref got a little bit of a hard rap for his performance today
- Second in the league.When’s that has-been Wenger gonna f*ck off and let one of those
- If we go back to Alexis up front, should we play Lucas or Welbz with Iwobi? Assuming
- Crispy roast potatoes and browned toast give you cancer, apparently.
- Of course the Wenger being sent to the stands and subsequent shove
- What are we going to do with young Xhaka.
- BREAKING NEWS! Trump resigns due to wimmin waving cardboard signs!
- When do Chelsea actually have any difficult games?
- Surely at some point the night before as you are sewing together your giant vagina
- We only seem to concede goals at home in the league recently.
- UK Trident test : unarmed nuke missile veers off course towards USA.
- Petr Cech got his hand to a pelanty :clap:
- Where does Awimb stand on abortion?
- BBC - Biased Bas tards Corporation
- René gone.
- Speaking of Allo Allo
- The Donster is right on this one.
- Football news!
- I'm not really sure if Gina Miller et al will regard their Supreme Court thing as
- SportsWimb. Have you been sent off in a match?
- Have to say Henry Winter has been on fine form the past few days
- Just reading some extracts from the 1990s manifesto written by Ted Kaczynski,
- England, Big Bash, Burnley & Superbowl...weekend musings
- Has Arsene been banned
- Journalist's clubs - this is quite hilariously inaccurate in some places
- FFS, he's not dying or was ever going to!
- Arsene Wenger needs to get *at least a six game ban.
- Granit Xaka interviewed by police over altercation with worker at Heathrow airport
- Xhaka now accused of racially abusing a member of staff at Heathrow
- If we're going to be fair to Henry Winter, we should point out that he wrote this
- What Xhaka is supposed to have said
- Charles, PRSB - I'm unconvinced on J Sheekey
- I wouldn't for a second suggest for someone to be racist at an airport.
- Guys...XHAKA has a speech impediment so he pronounces Rs as Ws
- I think it's great that Donald is still allowed to tweet.
- LA, you being the resident stato on here (about football)
- TPP Gone
- Dylan Hartley to remain captain of England after clearly having a word with
- Have you ever ended up in a meeting or presentation
- Super Over in the BB LA.....
- What we can expect until May.
- Awimb should I return to playing
- We've been there over 10 years. So do you actually like the Emirates Stadium?
- IOC finally strip Jamaica of 4x100m Gold medal from Beijing
- What's the difference between Rugby League and Rugby Union
- Small things that annoy me in football #1442
- She's no moore
- Now if the £ could could just recover a bit........
- In other news - Dear, oh dear
- India v England T20
- Are you so called Great Britain people aware of the Babestation "scandal"???
- Hmm the league match against Southampton is postponed
- Poor old Kloppy. Honeymoon over?
- erm, um if you count the trophy as 4
- HypotheticalWimb. You are offered.
- I'm going for a posh(ish) chinese tonight.
- President Trump Executive Order Declaring Muslim Brotherhood a Terrorist Organisation
- I'm going for a common(ish) Subway tonight.
- I'm in need of some education
- Anyway, waterboarding is hardly torture, is it? Torture is having your toenails
- Good morning, To Clarify
- Steve Williams didn't mention he was coming over, did he?
- Why does Google tell you how long the search took?
- A twenty-five million pound centrocampista who can't tackle.
- 13 yrs ago today since Sir C's second fave' Spaniard signed for us
- It struck me that Theresa May is looking pretty good for 60.
- Nadal
- WFH today, just sank the third pint of real ale at my local
- When do we find out how years AW gets locked up for
- Poor Tam Dalyell
- Try as I might to ignore Moaninho
- Roast duck, pommes Lyonnaise, peas.
- Reading reports that Mrs May performed admirably in her meetings with President Trump
- I mean, did I call it? fvcking there months' break for Walcott come November. What a
- Quite a 'brave' looking midfield today.
- 3 - 0 after thirty five minutes and displays of vulgar triumphalism?
- Who were those clowns sitting in front of Wenger in the stands today?
- Welbeck's Turkish butcher celebration was excellent.
- Didn't realize quite the extent to which Nadal owns Federer. 23-11 all-time.
- Why these guys wearing pink shoes? :gay: Also Nadal's hair loss is
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