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- We're literally gonna win every trophy in the world, Geoff :-O
- Could PSG really **** this up?
- So it's either Bayern or Real Madrid, then......
- So with Rambo playing we scored 8 goals in abou 100 mins. Everyone says he's shíte..
- I'm a reasonably intelligent chap and an experienced drinker, who knows very well
- I'll tell you what's ****, ****ing relatives sending
- Right. Off out to lunch*.
- I haven't sent out Christmas cards yet.
- So who are we going to get in the fixed draw?
- I've boobed in a most naive fashion.
- Lunch?
- He may be a nonce, but you you've still got to give this guy 10/10 for effort
- Matt Le Tissier was given naked massage by coach!
- Lolo Koscielny.
- My lunch
- Right,what the fúck happened last night?
- I tell you what Clive, the fruit-knife and AK47-wielding lads have gone quiet.
- Now my local police force is naming and publishing pics of its grasses
- Keaton 'birdman' jennings
- Now I'm no fan of retrospective political correctness, but on balance, even I'll
- I haven't particularly followed the Julian Assange rape story
- Ozil and Sanchez gone.
- I note that our stabby friend from Russell Square with the 'mental health issues' has
- What the hell is wrong with this country.
- I've got a Christmas bash next week at the Churchill War Rooms.
- Greg Lake gone
- Lunch ?
- Well done, Santa!
- So the chief of MI6 says that Russia is a threat to the west.
- Why is the working day before any trip a complete nightmare.
- So joining the David Lloyd Centre has proven to be possibly the best decision of
- Can't stop chuckling at this
- What do you see? A devil's horns, or a woman legs akimbo?
- Congratulation to our neighbours for succesfully bagging their Thursday Cup slot.
- I will be going to Gatwick tomorrow morning
- This does raise the question of who judges the judge?
- I wonder if fash made it to Gatwick this morning.
- Subcontinent cricket really is very dull
- It's Stoke!
- Talking of cricket. . "Trump to interview Alan Mulally for secretary of state."
- The madness has reached Muswell Hill
- Geert's FEWMIN' imo
- "Park Impeached."
- Lunch?
- So, apparently, Uber drivers are sometimes working for less than minimum wage and
- Get this kid on Masterchef :hehe:
- So Hector's on for ten mins before he makes a goal for Feo. And all those muppets at
- can somebody give me a stream? And I don't mean of piss.
- Great ball, Ox. Sorry to have doubted you and wanting you gone. I was wrong and I
- I love xhaka. That elbow was what's up. Pity it was in the box but can't have
- Girooooud.
- That's the points, I think.
- Man City 3-0 down in 20 mins
- Let us hope Man City's current form can hold out for another week or so
- Mustafa looks to be a min of 21 days -- wenger. That sucks.
- Goodbye Adrian Anthony, and God bless you
- India 364 for 7 ---> 631 All out
- How is one supposed to say "xhaka." Some oaf on the TV was saying jhaka.
- Can someone give me an alternate stream to totalsportek. Complete
- Bit lucky really.
- Morning Awimb
- That Tatchell/Corbyn thing was rather funny, but
- Have we agreed the draw is fixed?
- For fúck's sake.
- ****ing sick of playing these ****s every ****ing year.
- I have just bought The Ladybird Book of The Meeting as a present for someone
- That Charlie Adam stamp being looked at by the FA apparently
- Showing Us v Leeds 2003 on the telly
- Less than 3 weeks before the January Draxler Window opens.
- Playing the first leg away. What is your preference?
- In this terrible year for artistic deaths
- Is it possible for the West to do anything right in the Middle East?
- I find the story that Sanchez will stay if Wenger leaves one of the
- Blimey! Narrow escape for Gregg Wallace imo.
- I didn't even tell Awimb I met the Village People
- I'm eating KFC at a motorway service station.
- He's not kidding anywon
- Everton tonight....
- Are we on the telly tonight?
- Kanye West meets Trump
- Stream for today???
- Arsenal are winning btw chaps :-)
- Ahh ..
- The sticky must go!
- ozil today, so poor
- Has it now become a bit boring to follow Arsenal?
- Is it about time we had an alternative to Özil?
- I can't help notice that, despite failing us, the sticky's still there.
- I had a feeling we'd lose last night. But I was convinced that young lad
- I'd say we're looking at a weekend fixture of some significance here.
- The mystery of Yaya Sanogo
- Looooooooool Arsenal Fan TV Bantz.....
- Feeling a trifle sketchy this morning.
- Lunch?
- So it's looking like Rolf is pretty much certain to die in nick.
- Talking of noncing, I recall back in the 80's, the suoer soaraway Sun ran a series of
- With all these nonces in the past I am beginning to feel left out.
- Fleet Services has burnt down.
- That awkward moment when you need to let someone know your password
- Jennifer Lawrence.
- I feel rather grubby, but this morning I attended a 1.5 hour time-share presentation
- Should I bother to go to the currency exchange and get some Yankee Dollars.
- Joe Root - 10 times over 75 & out before 90 in 7 of them
- W e s t w o r l d
- The Democrats' soft coup to overthrow the Donald
- Welbz is one week away from being back
- Engagementringwimb - Some questions, if I may?
- Wifi on the flight :cloud9:
- Pep talking about balls and organisation (on the pitch) in English football reminded
- Ooh I would love to be a fly on the wall when Monty goes on his "free" holiday
- At what distance would you use the telephone to speak to someone in the same office?
- Are the wiley Chinee about to strip Europe of the top tier of players?
- Piss
- The big issues that matter this weekend
- Pickup lines for your really young starlet types. Please suggest.
- ****ing 50 year old
- "Every manager has a personality and can only act with his own personality."
- What ho! What's Gundogan died of then.
- Looks like I picked the wrong week to put Walcott on the bench
- What a goal! Flayed them from back to front.
- Spurs 0-1 Burney
- Decent first half that.
- Goal kick sucker-punch and offside. Game over now.
- Whoops :-|
- What a load of old dross in the second half.
- Same old Wenger flaws showing themselves ... again...
- Geez that was terrible....absolutely terrible.
- I fùcking give up
- Showed great spirit there.
- Don't tell me Chelsea's improvement is about money - it's all about management
- wenger is the problem. same old ****. our players are better than theirs, he can't
- 754-7 subcontinent cricket is ****
- Arsenal Fan TV - back to it's glorius best
- Where do we stand on Granit Xhaka?
- Thoughts on yesterday?
- In the same paragraph, Arseblog has said City's equaliser was offside but that our
- Our next 6 PL games..............
- I have leetle bit lost track of who are hardcore Wengerista these days and who
- A woman has left a screaming baby with me under the instructions that I must keep it
- Oh, the Russian ambassador to Turkey has been shot
- Charlie, any must haves at kiln? Might pop in tomoz
- What kind of person would drive a truck into a crowd of people?
- Thing about thon Russian ambassador chappie getting slotted...
- That British bird in Berlin plastered pics of herself all over Twitter after
- Anyone else enjoying watching 'Team Sky' implode like this?
- People seem to think Bendan Cox should be allowed to operate as a political
- I'm somewhat confused by the fact that Indians appear to have chosen a Sikh mascot
- Every. Fücking. Time.
- Hello and Merry Christmas
- So German police are saying they have 500 leads on this terrorist chap.
- I can't believe I wasted my time watching the match in the casino sports book.
- Useless Germans Update: They've released a picture of a suspect whose ID card they've
- What's all this german stuff?
- J Rod or Draxler?
- For those of you who have expressed concern
- I need the seasoned drinkers of Awimb to assist me.
- Watch 'Fleabag' on BBC3.
- Dad's Army fillum.
- Name this player.....
- I do wish people would stop ****ing on about Sgt Blackman.
- There must be a case for taking the German government to court for
- the one rainy day in LA and I have to catch a flight. LAX completely flummoxed
- Nine players who have been capped by African nations have scored forty or more
- West Bromwich Albion ought to be the perfect Boxing Day game for us.
- Pards gone.
- Just completed the last school run of the year, to the accompaniment of
- You're all horrible *******s!
- Fat Sam in da House!!!
- Mince pies
- This morning, I am mostly contemplating the significant difference that exists
- Just noticed how exceptionally **** Sky & BT's choice of matches over Christmas are
- Eboue interview. Poor lad's been suicidal after being banned for one year in a row
- Free!!! Free!!! Free tickets!!!
- Merry Christmas bitch-cvnts.
- George Michael has died !!!!!!!!!!
- It's going to be one of those days where their keeper saves everything...
- That's right haterz. Suck the cock of Olivier Giroud.
- So basically, a bunch of highly winnable games until Chelsea on Feb 4.
- So Debbie Reynolds tragically follows her daughter to the gates and once more the
- :wave: who's back to work?
- Went for my first classical concert in a year - Beethoven's 9th - and wondered
- ooh we have avatars now :cloud9: Thank you Father Chris+
- Excited about the return of Wellbz.
- quick thought all who mocked snin politics...
- Yes! Crouchy with the equalizer. Get in there, Charlie Adam. Chew someone's ear off.
- A thought for New Years. How to improve the forum. Give posters a sh!t-ton
- Are Spanish-language commentators chosen for how long they can say "Goooool" instead
- Excellent goal. And it all started by Olly's back heel flick in our half. Great
- And a nice goal from young Iwobi. {I didn't know Flamster was playing for Palace.}
- ramsey in a failing-to-hit-the-target shocker.
- Bloody hell. Jamie Rednapp making sense. Souness saying Olly's goal was pure luck
- Great goals and luck. re: Souness slagging off Olly + MotD GotM....
- The good news for Manu is that
- Arsenal are the bridesmaids of football.
- Clemson vs Crimson Tide
- Watched Bridge at Remagen yesterday whilst tucked up on the sofa with a fire blazing.
- Charles, you have some explaining to do
- Hang on, that disablist athelete who pissed her pants on a train whining about
- So how was everyone's Christmas dinner then? Mine was quite superb, if I do say so
- Other than the sheer novelty value, anyone else find themselves largely unmoved by
- Bournemouth...pretty much the sort of game where we throw away 3 pts
- So Germany seems to be pretty fücked in the head, doesn't it?
- Anywon else bored of Alexis's tantrums.
- Hang on a minute...
- Now I know it's not really cool to laugh at what is clearly a man's complete
- Pat Vegas's belated Vegas review.
- What's the best thing you drank over the holidays AWMIB?
- Not only am I the handsomest, hardest, wealthiest, coolest and best hung AWIMBer
- Having slagged off Christmas telly, I quite enjoyed the Bronte sisters thing.
- Forget Kodi and all that stuff. my new telly box is amazing
- Am I the only one fearing a bit of a shock tonight?
- My avatar sh!ts all over pretty much all yalls. Chris + got my back yo.
- :music: Rime of the Ancient Mariner - Iron Maiden :music:
- This 'Fare Freeze' that Mr Kahn has brought in.
- We're getting out-played so far.
- Pathetic. Oh well. At least the first 2 days of the year weer nice.
- Xhaka is a hot headed prick. He will cost us loads. 1-0 down winnable. 2-0 not.
- Well this is a straight-up disaster.
- I was hoping perhaps going down 2-0
- This is beyond tragic
- Wenger isn't brave enough to change
- Good to see we've really changed it around since half time
- 2017 can just get to fück. Hate the sodding year already.
- New Years resolution time
- Poor PSRB will be back on the fags
- a bit harsh
- So Giroud decides that with 4 minutes to effectively stay in the title race is an
- Speeeeeeeeeeeritttt.
- SSN reporter "Is that a point that feels like a win?"
- On the brightside Lucas looks pretty good
- That was a trophy performance - 4th place trophy
- Mustafi still has his unbeaten streak alive
- I rather like the cut of this Eddy Howe fellow's gib. If we ever do manage
- Give ospina a run imo
- that was, in truth, kind of a bullish!t penalty.
- Another thing I would say. Giroud at least does not choke. This makes him something
- After sleeping on it . . .
- How many of these have you been to then? Blackfriars used to be my work local
- I accept that Giroud’s celebration didn’t cost us any time, but it’s just the
- The reason I get frustrated with this team
- I know the mummerings are that Wenger will sign a new two year deal. But if he does
- Anybody got any new years resolutions then?
- Another thing. Would it be too much to ask for Petr Cech to
- Whilst I have been tidying up my credit file/score* As it's nearly Mortgage time.
- What is the trophy these two fine gentlemen are kissing?
- Not a straight red on the Bournemouth player. Didn't watch it live so I had
- I guess if we held any linering hopes that we could still mount a title challenge,
- Can anyone recommend a pair of blue tooth over-the-ear headphones suitable for using
- To me this is a nice discovery about Lucas. He can play a little bit,
- That's right, Conte, you faggit.
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