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  1. I wonder how many people will actually leave the US for this result.
  2. Has Nicola Sturgeon got involved yet?
  3. California doesn't need to worry they can just get stoned for the next 4 years.
  4. Do I have to bin my Obama Mug and Fridge magnet now?
  5. Is Alexis really out then?
  6. How is Jorge?
  7. :sherlock: I strongly suspect that the Awimber who is responsible for rating
  8. Ah he's already doing the salute.
  9. The next British election should be interesting...
  10. A tram driver went to work in Croydon this morning.
  11. Arsenal should hire Farage.
  12. All bantz aside, isn't it a bit weird that Hilary hasn't rocked up to say something?
  13. So just to make sure it's all clear.
  14. Just preparing my bid for the Mexico Wall Constuction Works....
  15. Nicked off Twitter
  16. Rikki The Gooner in Pentonville escape failure
  17. Now that we're free of persecution from the Social Justice warriors....Ghostbusters..
  18. I thought Hillary's speech was really good.
  19. Looking at all these protests I am struck by the thought that there are few more
  20. OcadoWimb. How far in advance can I place an order. For example can I
  21. This whole #Notmypresident stuff is highly offensive to me.
  22. Who would win a big fight?
  23. Sir C - BMW 435d. Thoughts?
  24. :hehe: Chief wading into Arseblog on twitter.
  25. So what's new?
  26. I Wrote A Song For Hillary.... NOT FINISH!!
  27. I'm seeing lots of talk about the voting system in the US. They also started moaning
  28. Leonard Cohen RIP
  29. The Scotchers are in town! :shudder:
  30. Bring back the goatee imo. You don't see em anymore
  31. Right I am off for meetings all day with one of the big TV channels.
  32. 11am weekly fire alarm test postponed.
  33. This is rather delightful. Possibly not ideal for work.
  34. Pub Quiz / QI Wimb
  35. Sir C why do the flight paths/routes* have such odd names
  36. Bellerin and Sanchez injured. ****ing typical :-(
  37. Pat Vegas Ocado review.
  38. I see the Pentonville Escapees have been caught.
  39. Monty. Ocado sent me an offer to join their club gimmick for 3 months for free
  40. Yeah awesome.
  41. ****ing hell even I have run out of things to say.
  42. Our boy Lois @ 7/2 in the F1
  43. Conor McGregor - biggest star in sports right now?
  44. We have plenty of visitors to the office for presentations who bring snacks or lunche
  45. Rory McGrath charged with stalking.
  46. Forget Fat Frank. Gerrard's available.
  47. So did Sanchez tear a muscle of some kind last night?
  48. So I've been enjoying Westworld, but am starting to lose patience.
  49. Why are people being filmed standing still?
  50. Aaah, Dubai! Such a tempting holiday destination.
  51. As I'm on loan to another company there has been a weird twist.
  52. Speaking of Holiday. I have agreed to go on a cruise.
  53. Since they insist on carrying on with Black Friday stuff here. I think the only thing
  54. What's better from a fatbástard perspective, dumplings or mashed potato?
  55. Current favourite takeaway delivery??
  56. Who is this E. Philip Wenger? Shows up on the dailymail's news aggregator.
  57. Bellerin out for four weeks.
  58. Fücking state of this, London!
  59. An item in The Guardian about Simple Minds led me to reminisce btl
  60. Left the car for service this morning.
  61. I feel sick. Was walking down to Clerkenwell from Angel last night and a dog ran past
  62. Really big apples can fück off imo
  63. Braised short rib, bubble and squeak.
  64. 'Let’s call Venezuela what it is under Maduro: a dictatorship' - Blimey!
  65. I'm enjoying the night manager. LeCarre and all that sh!t.
  66. I'm off to The Battle of the Somme tonight.
  67. See you later
  68. See you now!
  69. What are the chances of me successfully jibbing into Old Trafford tomorrow?
  70. Can we just give a shout-out to Wenger for Koscielny. He's on the verge
  71. 2 years for cocaine. that seems a bit harsh. of course the russians are touchy
  72. Point
  73. gutless ********s
  74. ****ing rubbish. Like Wenger was waiting for
  75. What a load of dross.
  76. This has been a piss poor performance.
  77. In the end a useful point. Giroud is proving a pretty useful sub option.
  78. I'm sure I lip read Rooney telling the ref to f*ck off twice...
  79. He needs to buy cesc at Christmas to replace carzola
  80. That was not easy on the eyes. Even so, lads, I'll take it. Had some
  81. I love him but ElNeny fvcked up on the 1st goal. Just stood there watching the
  82. One person I do not quarrel with is Virgil van Dijk. Big unit, currently playing rb
  83. thoughts on the game
  84. Adrian Anthony has cancer, bad cancer :-(
  85. So Monty has assured us that Wenger always has a logical reason for everything
  86. We actually weren't too bad in the first half. I think it was a case of fatigue in
  87. Well Done Andy Murray... Britain's top sportsperson at the moment?
  88. It's not been the worst November for Arsenal so far.
  89. I woke up in the middle of the night having a very odd feeling.
  90. I just got an earful off a Big Issue vendor for ignoring them.
  91. Forget McGregor / Alvarez, Ward / Kovalev, Murray / Djockovic, ManU / Arsenal........
  92. Arsenal Fan Tv was a barrel of laughs after the game...
  93. So just how low can SA Rugby get....
  94. Alright Awimb after several years debating.
  95. Good old Hector :cloud9:
  96. Bellerin re-signs. Might have to rub one out in honor of this news.
  97. Insurance job
  98. I spent an hour or so watching the news coverage of the Tsunami in Japan.
  99. Have you shared a flight with somebody famous?
  100. Spurs to be knocked out of the Champions League tonight?
  101. Looking forward to Friday when we get
  102. At least rge RB for PSG won't be playing, had his visa turned down
  103. Fat Pig :clap:
  104. One of these Trump things about which there is considerable outrage.
  105. Klinsmann gone.
  106. Spurs :wave:
  107. Team? I'd say get Xhaka in there, Holding. Jenko. I'll not be surprised
  108. Very important game tonight, chaps. My concern is that since Cazorla has been hurt
  109. Channel 4 News appears to have completely lost the plot in 2016.
  110. Those of you old enough to remember the 80s and early 90s may remember when Crewe
  111. So Thomas Mair in 'found guilty' shocker.
  112. Blimey, Paul Stewart hasn't aged well
  113. NoticeperiodWimb I’m about to serve 5 weeks notice and was told in writing I’d be
  114. So these are the DVDs Thomas Mair owned that are seen as evidence of his Naziness.
  115. functioning stream? .
  116. We're behind but actually doing alright, I reckon.
  117. Alexis is getting a bit annoying imo
  118. Pelanty!
  119. Cheap kitchen for sale
  120. Yesssss! You couldn't make that one up :hehe:
  121. can I GET a fvcking stream that works.
  122. Fortunate to get a point really
  123. Exciting to see Aaron playing his way back into form.
  124. Ash....Breivik's manifesto
  125. Wenger :rolleyes:
  126. I've been asked to concoct a TV pilot of Mel Gibson's insane movie,
  127. Our November could be worse however we've been a bit fortunate on the goal front.
  128. What are you getting for Christmas.
  129. Now I could be wrong here, but Owen Jones appears to be suggesting that not fancying
  130. Has anyone had any experiences of a David Lloyd Club? I have an appointment to look
  131. I've got to go to a black tie do tonight that's going to be full of glorified cabbies
  132. Blimey! It's clearly the Guardian's day for addressing the key issues.
  133. Nobody mentions Masterchef is it not cool anymore?
  134. The idea of 'pardoning' a turkey at Thanksgiving confuses me.
  135. The madness. The sheer, mental madness.
  136. This has to be one of the most pathetic things I've ever read
  137. I'm like fvckin roided out on turkey here man. brussel sprouts, which I
  138. Did anyone see Danny Dyer on Who Do You Think You Are? last night?
  139. Typical Awimb - big game this weekend and not a mention of it
  140. Wow the amount of emails today is crazy
  141. Strange Ebay purchases.
  142. Hmm somehow I have put on 10lbs in the last month.
  143. Cat memes are not a new thing #lolcats
  144. Fidel Castro gone
  145. Quick question/Thought for the day
  146. fvck spurs, those little peckerwoods.
  147. Is there something wrong with the main Arsenal World site?
  148. He didn't want to do that, I think :homer:
  149. Yeah, thanks for coming, Matt.
  150. My word. How many decisions like that do we not get.
  151. See what I mean. 1-1.
  152. completely ridiculous penalty
  153. ozil's gone off the boil a bit. that said, xhaka adds a lot.
  154. This is more like it, we just need to calm down.
  155. Next year, can they just lie and say its Feb or Oct something during Nov? Their
  156. That was rather interesting yesterday.
  157. All of this talk of young footballers getting bummed has naturally led me to consider
  158. Poor Debuchy :-(
  159. Gym/RunningWimb if you listen to music
  160. Well that was disappointing...India 2nil up
  161. I was quite happy for Spurs to lose. I thought they might sort of
  162. Theo has set himself a target of 10 goals before Christmas
  163. I thought working out and joining the gym would be good.
  164. Well 3 weeks off with influenza and a chest infection wasn't much fun
  165. Cyber Monday :cloud9: A/S/L? What you wearing?
  166. Barry bueno tragedy Saturdy
  167. Further proof that the custard tart munching, Portugese greaseball is losing it
  168. Oh so Mair *is* mentally ill and not in any meaningful sense a terrorist.
  169. US Vote Recounts....
  170. Julian Assange...heard he died a month ago
  171. 87th minute, an Arse player hideously shanks a shot from five yards out. I'm like,
  172. Really like Elneny. He's got heart. Unlike Ramsey.
  173. I dedicate this **** to my newborn sense of dread. :existential anguish:
  174. So, Eric Bristow eh?
  175. Well my Christmas Day is promising to be thoroughly ****. Me, the missus, the sprogs,
  176. That Brazil plane crash is sad.
  177. I have unexpectedly have to go to Tenerife next weekend.
  178. I saw this on twitter last week.
  179. What's for lunch?
  180. Braised Pheasant
  181. So these are supposedly nudey pics of Eva Braun.
  182. So some absolutely world-class hoaxing here.
  183. Happy St Jock's Day
  184. my trip is confirmed :cloud9:
  185. Wenger out, Ralph "Rabbit hutch" IN!
  186. Presumably we're gonna get gubbed tonight
  187. Oooh! "Would you look at that! Netflix is going to allow us to download to tablets
  188. Sigh. Can I get a functioning stream?
  189. That's it.. It's official. Ramsey is a farking jinx
  190. If I'm a fringe player in a game like that, I'm prepared to stick a knife in
  191. I am currently sat at my desk imagining Danny Rose's face over and over again
  192. Did I imagine the season that Aaron Ramsay carried us to a CL place
  193. That Southampton CB
  194. Tallow in fivers.
  195. So it turns out that on 9/11, when the US President was up in Airforce One and
  196. I can't stand phoning customer services where you have to speak
  197. The Waterstones book of the year is The Essex Serpent.
  198. Cazorla out until mid 2017 apparently.....
  199. Bit nervous now
  200. Cazorla: you know what this means don't you. Goddamn Ramsey gumming
  201. The football abuse cases - can we now end the desperate search for gay footballers?
  202. So the answer here is clearly 'both' or '1,1' if you wish to be more specific
  203. For all our differences, it's good that all sides of the political spectrum can unite
  204. Those poor chaps killed in the RJ85 incident in Colombia.
  205. Why in the argument that “Brexiteers didn’t know what they were voting for” not being
  206. This term Millennials that's thrown around.
  207. Carlos Vela had a pretty decent game against Barcelona on Sunday, I thought.
  208. Rosberg quits F1, didn't see that coming
  209. I really must congratulate the United States for appointing General Buck Turgidson as
  210. 2 Spare tickets for West Brom on Boxing Day.
  211. It's the most wonderful time of the year
  212. Cazorla ha sspoken
  213. Dear God! I assumed at first that this was a pïsstake, but it
  214. Manuel Gone
  215. wd the lad from Argos, Holloway Road
  216. Evenin' Baz.
  217. de bruyne with miss of the season candidate.
  218. Gabriel at right back?
  219. 0-1, Mesut.
  220. fvcking badass goal
  221. WD Alexis. Wonderful stuff
  222. The West Ham ball boys mobbing Alexis
  223. We won!
  224. Some fairly entertaining handbags at the end up at Eastlands, I thought.
  225. what's going on with the bournemouth goalie
  226. Where has PSRB gone to... anyone got any contact details for him please?
  227. King of the bantz Chambo is looking quite the player.
  228. Can we all just take a moment to laugh at Fellaini?
  229. My local police force keep tweeting 'Barn Meeting 2016'
  230. This is getting weirder
  231. Who Is Going To The. Barn. Meeting.?
  232. I have been watching the Supreme Court Article 50 appeal.
  233. I tried Amazon Fresh for the first time.
  234. Big week coming up
  235. I have to go to Gatwick on Friday Morning but can't decide if I should.
  236. Well if Jenkinson had any confidence remaining, he doesn't now!
  237. They're not even in a barn now.
  238. FA Cup: The Invinciibles Derby!
  239. Oh, do fück off!
  240. Oh do **** off Part 2
  241. Oh do **** off part 3
  242. So what's this Pizzagate I keep hearing about?
  243. It's started.
  244. I got my Presale Guns N' Roses tickets :cloud9:
  245. Bit f*cking cheeky! Blatantly just needs a club
  246. I've been thinking I am very annoyed with Leicester city.
  247. Grouty gone now.
  248. Today is fishmonger day; however, I crave a massive garlic hit.
  249. Lucas on the verge of the ****test ever hattrick following one of the best ever by
  250. Left foot, left foot, right shin hattrick