AWIMB [Archive] - Page 33 - AWIMB

My word. Remember how Neville Southall tended towards the fuller figure? (48 replies)
AWIMB gets mentioned in the Arseblog column today. (4 replies)
Early days, of course, but so far the Grenfell Inquiry seems to be leaning towards (12 replies)
:o (0 replies)
Shoreditch, any opinions? Will be there tomorrow night... (4 replies)
The Germany Zoo escape!! (6 replies)
Why the **** have England dropped Mark Wood?? (16 replies)
Anyone getting excited about us signing Yacine Adli? (14 replies)
"Chelsea FC announces today that it has put its new stadium project on hold." (13 replies)
Anyone know why buses aren’t required to have seatbelts but (11 replies)
Zidane Gone (10 replies)
Gabriele Marcoti. (15 replies)
There's one super out of shape ball boy at the French. Wtf. (0 replies)
WES to explode in 5...4....3.... (7 replies)
Today's mini-generation of tennis players is deadly dull. No charisma, (0 replies)
What dark, dark arts they now practise in the Kremlin. They murder journalists then (38 replies)
Those Italians are so naive, aren't they? (7 replies)
Well I for one will miss the nuisance calls. .. (3 replies)
I need to sell my house and it is pretty ****ing **** (14 replies)
Coffee Disaster (12 replies)
Bould Gone - Clearing out his things (2 replies)
That Owen Wilson bloke (18 replies)
Final thought for the day...... (0 replies)
Hmm, my iphone has decided that for no reason at all (1 replies)
Gardening in May must be be the biggest fag of all. (6 replies)
Paris Spider-Man (4 replies)
I didn't realise Roman Abramovich is a bit jew-ish. (4 replies)
:clap: This video of accusations against Morgan Freeman is worth watching (4 replies)
plus ça change (2 replies)
And on top of all that, what the fúck has Raheem Sterling done? (3 replies)
Lichtsteiner... (5 replies)
So according to an article in the Guardian today, Florentino Perez once told Ronaldo (5 replies)
This new guy, Sokratis, looks like he'd want to fvck you up. (4 replies)
I wouldn't want Paul Scholes for my family member. Completely insufferable. (5 replies)
Oh dear.. catching up with Florence on the Biggest Weekend thing. Farkin silly (4 replies)
Shame this didn’t get more exposure... (0 replies)
So before Liverpool kick off the goalkeeper merry go round (0 replies)
At least I didn't have to endure a Ronaldo goal .. respect to thon fat **** that (5 replies)
The pool keeper is having a bad game imo (1 replies)
Loooooooooool (2 replies)
Good grief! (1 replies)
Donkey Kong there!!! (1 replies)
Karius WTF ??? (1 replies)
Well that was unfortunate... (0 replies)
That **** Ramos knew exactly what he was doing there. (5 replies)
Liverpool badly needed half time imo (0 replies)
Geddin the whites! (2 replies)
Happy 26th May everyone (4 replies)
WD Lance Froome (1 replies)
Dick out! (2 replies)
Have we signed anyone yet? (1 replies)
IPL there...season on the line and you let two U19s bowl the last two overs (0 replies)
'New Chapter' for Wilshere (7 replies)
Bungler? Who is Bungler? (4 replies)
Good to see the weekend's weather turning to crap on the forecasts (8 replies)
It ought to be said, our training facilities do look awfully swish. (0 replies)
My feelings about the Irish referendum are a bit like my feelings (39 replies)
One good point (8 replies)
So Morgan Freeman has apologised for sexual misconduct (61 replies)
Last five wickets gone for 19 runs. ` (6 replies)
A beautiful sound. (13 replies)
That little Kim lad is playing with fire, imo. (10 replies)
God knows I have had my issues with Cook over the years, but credit where it's due. (0 replies)
Ladies and Gentlemen - I give you our next manager (19 replies)
I'll be curious to see how the Russians (take note Ash) talk their way out of this (8 replies)
Our new head coach looks like Seb Coe (6 replies)
So a great opening session at Lords then (3 replies)
This is very, very funny. (8 replies)
This, from your (theoretically Conservative) prime minister. (12 replies)
I note that doctors are now adjuring us to forego alcohol, sausages and bacon. (7 replies)
THis GDPR thing is like shining a bright light on all the (0 replies)
Wouldn’t it be a hoot if he turns our defence (7 replies)
Those of you clever with phonetics and sounds as words thingys (0 replies)
So the initial signs are very, very, very good (10 replies)
Have a look at the little 'Unai's first day - behind the scenes' video. (45 replies)
Interesting.... (53 replies)
Thoughts on Solo...very disappointed the made Lando a (7 replies)
One thing...the new kit (2 replies)
The new chap looks like just Michael Vaughan. (12 replies)
Any cool spots in Hong Kong? I realize it's fallen off a bit since 1999, but (19 replies)
His english is appalling! Berni and Charlie will be apoplectic. He sounds like the (11 replies)
Oh God he speaks comedy 'English'. (1 replies)
His English seems fine to me (12 replies)
Like this comment from Ivan regarding recruiting the new manager (10 replies)
HOLY SMOKES...he just said his first signing will be (0 replies)
Nzonzi and The Drax (10 replies)
He wears a suit on the touchline (30 replies)
Football deviants and perverts, and not just Anaconda (10 replies)
He's the same age as Arsene was when he arrived? (6 replies)
Wonder whether he'll bring Lucas Perez back (4 replies)
Forgot to mention that I got burgled last Friday (18 replies)
All official then (7 replies)
Visit Rwanda? (57 replies)
Never really got into Philip Roth, if I'm honest. I was indoctrinated against him (6 replies)
"Aubameyang has had an inconsistent start to his Gunners career since signing (0 replies)
I know we've covered this before but this whole Women in Sport (9 replies)
So no new goalkeeper, then? (2 replies)
Of course, there's nothing official yet. (5 replies)
This could be fun, you know (8 replies)
Excellent stuff from F365..... (2 replies)
Lisbon (7 replies)
I know public information films of the 70s and 80s are a standard comedy trope, but (38 replies)
So for his first home match we should kick off the chanting with (38 replies)
And you just know that regardless of how you pronounce his name some (4 replies)
This chap either knows what he's talking about or he's a decent blagger. (2 replies)
Bad omen number one. (16 replies)
Happily, Unai Emery just passes the '[Insert name here]'s red and white army' test. (0 replies)
I must say, our new home shirt for next season does look (3 replies)
Does this mean the club is now run by AFTV? I was no more up for MA8 than most (I (17 replies)
Emery...does his video analysis & gives the players USB sticks to watch (4 replies)
I was rather looking forward to Arteta. Proper gentleman, knows what the club is (80 replies)
And we've turfed Santi out* as well :-( (43 replies)
Midday Emery was 66/1 (0 replies)
Poor Paul Merson...he’s going to struggle with this win! (0 replies)
The question is whether we *want Neymar. (0 replies)
Unai Emery (9 replies)
Did anyone see thon Jeremy Thorpe thing? (27 replies)
In European football at the weekend (2 replies)
Westworld (21 replies)
Bellend out (8 replies)
Xavi's gone, Iniesta's gone, Messi and Ronaldo will soon be gone, (31 replies)
Amusing that the Government appear to be refusing Abramovich (3 replies)
The MILF in the royal blue dress to Meghan's left, front pew furthest forward (19 replies)
It begins. (23 replies)
Now I had exactly zero interest in the Royal Wedding. I am quite happy for others (50 replies)
Wow! Abramovich's visa not renewed. Good on ya, UKers. (1 replies)
Fewer doors at school. My solution is somewhat different. Only students who have (2 replies)
My manager has offered me to PSG. Fvcking too bloody right. (0 replies)
Actual question: do they do a fertility test of the incoming member of the royal (2 replies)
Most boring Cup Final for some time? (9 replies)
The Yank pastor....looooooooooooool (4 replies)
Looks like the Awimb server has had a classic meltdown (5 replies)
What's all this? (0 replies)
Swiss timekeeping is unimpressive imo (1 replies)
Hello? (2 replies)
This made me laugh a great deal (3 replies)
I see that other pointless thing has now gone from here (0 replies)
I'm back (22 replies)
Should we refuse to go back to our old names if they fix it? (0 replies)
I have to meet a friend for an evening 'in the pub' :-( (4 replies)
Least you f*ckers could do was choose handles close to your previous won (5 replies)
The End of AWIMB (9 replies)
What the fúck is going on here. (12 replies)
Pat Vegas also has been canned. I can't log in (3 replies)
Free the Sir C one! (23 replies)
I have been banned! I can't post or nuffink. (9 replies)
I see that jug-eared tree hugging parasite Charles is to walk (4 replies)
Bernd Leno...quite excited by this (6 replies)
Psst! SW (6 replies)
Those were the days. (0 replies)
So from Monday the sky falls on our head. (2 replies)
Just finished work... (20 replies)
It's quite obviously not going to be Arteta, is it ? (10 replies)
So a week tomorrow the sky falls on our head. (30 replies)
Have they managed to prise the tyrant's bony old fingers off of his office (0 replies)
Sonos stuff ordered (25 replies)
Is Peter really Joe from the Midlands? (14 replies)
Anyone who dislikes making mayonnaise. This method is literally, (11 replies)
Today's the day He clears His desk, isn't it? (48 replies)
So I'm parked outside the Hawthorne with £3m in fifties in the trunk (0 replies)
I'm liking this footy on youtube mallarkey :-). That goal was pure goalkeeping (2 replies)
I must confess, the idea of Arteta initially mortified me but I have been (0 replies)
Europa League free on YouTube...do I need a TV License to watch this? (4 replies)
RIP Ray Wilson (0 replies)
How bizarre. This morning I distinctly heard 'laurel'. (1 replies)
Wenger Outers. Will you still be glad he's gone if we get Arteta? (34 replies)
Seems Arteta is now one of the few not distancing (2 replies)
So Charles - did you manage to consume all of it? (37 replies)
These people are not mental, ohhhh no (32 replies)
Big Sam (2 replies)
Jack left out of WC squad (10 replies)
Arsenal in talks to sign Seri from Nice (6 replies)
Two new tribes are all set to emerge (3 replies)
Tom Wolfe gone. For years I thought Bonfire of the Vanities to be an unsurpassable (34 replies)
Hang about, where's reg? (13 replies)
The Germans... (3 replies)
So farewell then, Jlloyd Samuel, aged 37. (8 replies)
Well these P@kistanis seem to have no sense of fun, I'm afraid. (7 replies)
glw out tonight. (24 replies)
Ever had a doctor actually laugh at you while giving a diagnosis/prognosis? (5 replies)
Any of you guys into geocaching? (13 replies)
***istan in a bit of bother vs Ireland (9 replies)
This is very good from David Squires...... (1 replies)
So the Royal Wedding seems to be descending into farce (23 replies)
I'm supportive of the Arteta appointment but if he brings that **** (2 replies)
Aubameyang scored more PL goals than Sanchez this season :cloud9: (23 replies)
I understand the dribbling cretins of Arsenal FanTV are upset at the prospect of (13 replies)
I must say, I do like the way the Israelis don't fvck about. (36 replies)
Well done Fulham (2 replies)
Arteta planning his back room staff (11 replies)
MusicWIMB: What's the song where the slightly shouty chorus says (24 replies)
I haven't had one of these for a while (3 replies)
Toronto Wolfpack yesterday...led Warrington 10-6 at HT (0 replies)
Ireland vs ***istan - Only Test (6 replies)
BTW...we kept a clean sheet away from home in Wenger's last game (0 replies)
I'm pretty confident you could get rich by going around Turkish restaurants and (9 replies)
What's for lunch? (8 replies)
A bright new day! I think it's time for a little Led Zeppelin (0 replies)
Why has Lacazette looked so much better since March? (6 replies)
Alfie Mawson anyone (4 replies)
I'll tell you who I won't miss. Vic Akers. (1 replies)
Berni, will you now remove your curse on Arsenal (1 replies)
Do Tottenham fans have a certain look? (6 replies)
Can I recommend the post-Burnley Arsenal Vision podcast titled "I'm not crying, (18 replies)
Are YOU gammon and proud? (3 replies)
My life has changed in every detail since Arsene arrived. (22 replies)
Barcelona you fvckin faggit lameasses. Invincibles you're not! (2 replies)
While I don’t particularly want Arteta I’m quite curious to see how it (10 replies)
Thirteen defeats, it's absolutely amazing. (0 replies)
Hector Bellend....commentator considered him a hero for being a vegan! (0 replies)
Final minute.... (7 replies)
Team (2 replies)
Just for today can you moaning cnuts please just FUUUUCCKK off (7 replies)
What will be our feelings, when, after the final whistle tomorrow, Wenger is finally (0 replies)
:music: So, if you bring the sunshine, I'll bring the good times .. :music: (0 replies)
So Arteta it is then ...oh well (9 replies)
15/22 (3 replies)
Peyton, Banfield & Sal Bibbo all gone (9 replies)
ToolWIMB - Of all the contraptions man has contrived to ease our travails (0 replies)
I really have changed. (3 replies)
Friday pm entertainment........ (10 replies)
I see Mesut's agent has come out and destroyed Keown. (9 replies)
Lego. (20 replies)
Tracksuit Wenger last night... (0 replies)
So, Wenger was ridiculed for suggesting that 4th place was a trophy. You now have (15 replies)
Happy 49th Birthday, DB10 (0 replies)
Five weeks until the WC starts. (15 replies)
One more match (7 replies)
Okay one last crazy bet this season...Southampton to go down (2 replies)
0 away points in 2018 (1 replies)
Just leave already Arsebum Whinger :banghead: (2 replies)
1-0 and down to 10 men. Worst farewell tour ever!! (1 replies)
47 years and counting..... (3 replies)
I think it's a bit of a piss take that they probably (2 replies)
So whatever happens we finish sixth? (18 replies)
Loving this Tripadvisor post from Southampton........ (8 replies)
Bit dead on here today. (2 replies)
Maurico Pochettino: Tottenham must die (0 replies)
It's important sometimes to recall one's basic and fundamental homosexuality. (6 replies)
What's up Incels? (3 replies)
So this weekend will be John Motson's last commentary. (24 replies)
This sunny weather (11 replies)
Ancellotti? Old, dull. (14 replies)
I bought a new drill. (44 replies)
The media coverage of Ferguson's illness is interesting. (7 replies)
Pochettino off, Ranieri in at spurs (3 replies)
PEA, shoo-in for Golden boot next season (88 replies)
Blimey, that was emotional enough following it on twitter. (17 replies)
Big f*cking surprise to see Ozil pulling a sicky for todays game. (24 replies)
Goodbye Per. :cry: (0 replies)