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- If anyone has the patience to explain the nuances of April Fool to our german friends, would they
- Apples are alright, aren't they?
- Right back to business. do you use the cruise control on your cars?
- :fashwimb: Has anyone used the automatic parallel reverse parking on a car?
- So. If Leicester and Tottenham lose this weekend and we win, we'll be 8 points off
- Oh, I like this! A gun that looks like a smartphone for embarassment-free public carrying
- Sorry but site doesn't me allow me to answer on other thread. I said Stan was an oligarch and
- Fattest f*UK*ers of Europe by 2025, apparently.
- New user klaxon! The newest registered user is Servant Charlie c**tbag 51
- Fairly good article from the Guardian
- Rosberg comparing himself to Leicester City
- review of batman v superman: it was good. wonder woman will be a welcome addition.
- Why is there no :USA! USA!: smiley? Answer me that, eh?
- Anyone know any pubs in Reading that show 3pm kick offs?
- I hope we give Watford what for tomorrow.
- It's on!
- Yes Now get the second before they recover
- That was a clear penalty, Prodl on Welbeck. Lineman had a perfect view. Joke.
- Iwobi and Elneny have been excellent so far.
- I just took an immense and very clarifying ****. that is all.
- Good young player, rubbish celebration.
- That Payet free kick
- In all the Iwobi love in, please remember that young Joel didn't excellently for the 4th....
- 3-0 Hectorrrrrrrr!
- There's something of the Rocastle about Iwobi
- And do not knock us out of our cup again you dirty little Hertfordshire* cvnts
- Spuds wobbling
- Looks like Spurs don't fancy the title either.
- I'm a bit worried that LA hasnt checked in tbh...I really hope he didnt listen to me and go Oxford
- My view on today fantastic peformance
- Dr Neg
- HANG ON A FECKIN MIN..why is everyone saying wd welbeck? Motd..he did *** all also modd
- unfortunately it has to be said that gnabry's done. where even is he? I saw him on the list of
- After today's performances I wonder if Giroud will be back.
- A good win but at this point in the season is it a case of too little too late?
- For Leicester to not win the league they would have to lose 4 matches. What are the
- essentially our season foundered upon giroud's failed effort from 5 yards out vs swansea.
- So this doping Dr claims to have treated Arsenal players.
- thanks for making an effort to save that you southampton c**t
- Deliberate handball by the last man as the ball's going in the net.
- What excites me is the fire this has to have lit under the butt of certain players.
- f**king geddin!
- The West Indies can shove their dancing up their c**tholes.
- lecster show sign of imploding. we be dancing in streets in may
- It is feasable that LC could, just could, drop 12 points in this run-in.
- Stokes the chokes
- Stokes
- jesus feckin Christ....defeat snatched from the jaws of victory
- Proper useless from Stokes. f**king hell.
- Stokes didn't deserve that....but what can u do? Braithwate is a monster....
- Break out into a dance now Gayle, you c**t
- Modd? Think Southampton will beat them tomorrow? They lost. Better start fearing Leicester mate.
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- West Ham want to pay 20 million for him, there'll be other fools. A season without a kick (outside
- Hopefully King cricket-****er Berni is distarught and in a world of hurt
- Jack on front page of the Sun tomorrow
- I concede that Leicester are big favourites now, but you'd have to be a dribbling cretin
- Diaby started a league match ... first start in 3 yrs
- Jesus wept
- tbf, he done well to stay on his feet here
- Just what is the old man going on about here. Time and again we fold throughout a season
- FFS new depths plumbed
- Iwobi and Sanchez will be our new Anelka Overmars
- This Panama Papers leak is going to make a lot of very rich, powerful people very uncomfortable
- Hands up all those who refuse to take advantage of discounts in shops!
- Jorge do you regularly post pictures of your cock on the net?
- So. The Archers, eh? Helen stabbed the wifebeating prick right up. Good work imo.
- Fat jihadi. Not so much ISIS as Pie-sis imo.
- The hair progression of Antonio Conte, the new Chelsea manager?
- The perfect gift for the Dementia sufferer in your life ...
- Lunchtime walk through Bush Hill Park, Enfield. Who should I see coming the other way with a bloody
- I have rejected the Mach 3 / Fusion multi-blade disposable shaving regime
- Lickleyhead Castle
- Gingerwimb (admittedly a small subset) John Snow and Ygritte are a couple
- Ah, we've found redgunamo then.
- Can't remember where I saw this
- And another thing - how can you have a part-time bishop?
- Phew. Awimb was temporarily blocked at work again. I have missed all the top banter.
- One tiny saving grace of Spurs becoming good is that they are pretty hard to dislike as a group.
- Fanny Batter and Beer...two of the nicest things ..all now in one
- It is funny to see the stick that Monty and modd get on here for even veaguely positive posts
- This place needs a Fash post. I am considering stopping smoking (for real this time)
- What's Abramovich got against Hiddink anyway
- Do the papers not find it just slightly odd that not one American is involved in Panama papers...
- Got shunted in the rear last Thursday
- Jorge, is this your cup of tea? Or coffee, rather?
- How delusional. Leceister would have to lose most of their remaining matches.
- I almost wish LCFC had beaten LFC so at least we could say our wins over them kept our Invincibles r
- Iwobi signs new deal No need to splurge this summer. Internal solutions.
- Looks like the best chance we had of a trophy this season went tonight.
- Absolutely sickening, but uttelry unsurprising, to read the criticism of Charlie Hebdo’s superb
- I hope I have my title back or perhaps its was a bit cliched ..maybe I'm washed up as agibber ..
- Let's bait out some skets.
- I cant read the word 'squard' without saying "squard" now
- Have you ever seen Zoella? You should take a look.
- Right. Time to break from the below thread for lunch anyone :fashwimb:
- I can't work out if today's newest usser is supposed to be offensive, or
- Dirty f**king robot slag's gagging for it imo.
- I'm pretty sure HMRC went on an off shore acount witchhunt a few years back ?
- Wendy Deng's relationship trajectory reveals a proper taste for bad boys
- get the fvck out, icelandic punk bitch.
- Hippo and the crits.
- Shall I?
- I know we've all sort of got used to it now, but is that sticky ever going to f**k off?
- "After all, what has Rummenigge ever done for *us*." :bayernbanner****ers:
- Dave's supposed to be some sort of 'toff', yet his father died leaving 2.7m
- I realised something last night. Lionel Messi, Great Footballer? Not for me, Clive..
- Tonight I shall go alone to the cinema (an independent one, which makes it inherently better),
- Downing St releasing four statements in a day on Dave's offshore adventures
- We just hired a private investigator. Total magnum p.i. **** yo.
- Anyway, these Panama papers - doesn't this information belong to the bank?
- Do any of you have a bank account in UK?
- I'm currently the only man in the office. 4 women are now discussing childbirth horror stories.
- Gardeningwimb - I completed on a property with my other half at the weekend. The new property has
- I’ve just read some quotes from Jess Phillips about David Cameron that genuinely make me want
- Perhaps I'm missing something here but this bint definately looks a 'unit' to me
- So. Platini voted for Qatar to please Sarkozy, who wanted to please Qatar, who won the bid
- f**k me! As if two years serving on a jury weren't bad enough, they've had to spend it listening to
- Jesus Christ, this septic election *******s is still going on!!
- I have to say, this is perhaps the best show in TV right now
- Drastic military cuts cancelled; Frankie Hollande announces increases instead.
- It's not very often but sometimes, just sometimes, the internet is a wonderful place
- Theatre buffs:
- State of this f**king lunatic.
- loooooooooooooooooooooool. Kevin the Brown.
- We're all surely in agreement that, with some extra Zlatan next season, we'd be the tits
- Jorge. My wife is going to a family funeral up your way tomorrow.
- Zelalem back in the fold for next season then.
- Wolfsburg spanked Madrid. Not bad for the easy option.
- Going out for free dinner with GLW at a hotel restaurant from some running thing I did..feels bit
- "I'd rather spend 20 grand to have her head kicked in." charlie sheen of ex-fiancee. now
- So is it old Jags involvedin this whole celebrity threesome thing ? PJS ?
- The thing I don't like is that, after they knocked Chelsea out,
- What's a good page for stats? I want to see a PL table from this time last season.
- The marcelo dive was a pretty decent effort, I thought.
- The J and M show is pretty bloody f**king dull..I miss Pat whats for brunch ?
- The Hillsborough inquest jurors have clearly spent too much time amongst Scousers.
- Hey Jorge – so tell us again how there's "no division" because some of your best mates are muslim
- Sir C, I take it you're going to The Caretaker?
- Another Quaker has been murdered for criticising Quakerism
- So I’ve made a personal injury claim for my car accident, and yet I won’t be seen by an independent
- Good heavens!
- New kit looks good.
- Bet you'll all be glued to Arsenal tv tomorrow for the return of Jack and Tomas
- Monty, have you called Gary? Gary looks like a man who'd win your case
- With strenuous training like this we're certain to finish top of the league.
- I've justt heard that an old friend of mine has passed away. Died, as it were.
- Anyway, lesbians. I know I'm not a great believer in them, but I can't be the only one to whom this
- So it looks as though they had f**k all on Cameron after all. I take it Jorge will be issuing an
- So, about this Cameron not being bent thing
- lol. As a great statesman once said, never believe anything until it's been officially denied.
- Hilarious that the Labour Party has put an expenses fiddler up
- Luckily the Hungry ones arent playing the Turkeys imo
- I thought LinkedIn was supposed to be for professional purposes
- Of course the more interesting thing is just what an absolute f**king disaster this Remain leaflet
- I take it we are all backing T Whelan's ride in the Grand National
- Lunch?
- Literally picking my chim up off the floor...amazing scenes
- So despite being fully comp I don't even get a c**ting hire car. I must say, the procedure for
- Talking of dwarves, I was reading about this little fellow the other day
- Have we covered Ainsley Maitland-Niles mother yet? Fnar fnar
- The glw's away tonight. There's just me and a large piece of pork belly
- Anybody transferred old VHS tapes to a computer?
- I've got kettles being advertised at me now since I clicked Snin's kettle link.
- I dont imagine this will amuse anybody as much as it does me
- Livingstone's gone the full mental
- Of course the best egg is the poached egg. But you knew that, right?
- Judging by the repeated shots of Olly soiling his pants in the Game of Thrones promo clip
- Any been on The Fry Up police? It's v AWIMB.
- Oh bollox I'm going down the pub
- The Masters
- It's easy to forget just how good Neil Diamond is.
- Anyone know where I can find a copy of Fly Foshing by J.R Hartley?
- We will regret leaving Cech on the bench today.
- Iwobi
- Did i hear right that those BT sports c**ts thought the West Ham goal was onside?
- I love goals like that
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- That's that then.
- Anyone had a bet on the gee-gees? Holywell and Morning Assembly e/w for me.
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- Oh and Gabriel is a proper bostonbrian.
- We may have lost the league in five minutes there.
- I see Piers Morgan is blaming Ospina for Carroll's first goal.
- Gabriel
- I think we should start to try blocking a few crosses. #Negenuis
- Real test of character and speeeerit for the second half.
- Oh and Gabriel is a proper bostonbrian.
- GOOOOOAAAALLLLLL
- FFS Sanchez!!!!
- 3rd goal was a Gabriel own goal. Ospina had Carroll's header saved.
- And maybe this is hindsight talking, but wasn't this a game for Per? The threat was always going to
- no problem lads, Leicester are going to collapse. It's in the bag!
- you have Petr Cech on the bench, but play Ospina v Andy Carroll. More of the same genius to come
- Elneny has slotted in quite nicely. What a shame one or two like that were not signed last summer.
- Not an excuse but Carroll should have had a red and three yellows.
- Gabriel is terrible
- C'mon Romford Ray
- are we still be dancing in may?
- Palace win!!!!
- I love these type of games ..2-0 up early allows you to f**k of and do your day's work with no worry
- Citeh collapsing! What a wonderful point that was!!! (to stay third)
- From the boss' comments I wouldn't be at all surprised to see a new central defender next year.
- What time does the main fight kick off? 10-ish?
- Something that f**ks me off, people who suddenly become [insert nation] when said nation
- We can still come top. We just win the rest of our matches while Spuds and Leicester lose theirs
- Good training day today..wd me
- f**k off already you boring featherweights
- Only we could make a carthorse like Carroll look like a f**king world beater.
- So Bens sons fight only 4 rounds ??
- This chap on the boxing sounds like a Welsh Ali G.
- observations from today West Berkshire is VERY white with many St George flags
- Thank f**k for that. Now we can get on with the proper stuff.
- In case you still harboured any faint lingering hope - forget it. Modd's non-appearance confirms
- Keown knows
- good to see barca bottling it
- eagles!
- Have we ever had two heavyweight champions before???
- JJOOSSHWA come on my son
- awesome job by AJ ..plus good attitude..charles respectful too
- HAHAAHAHA. Silly c**t. STAY DOWN PRINCE!!!
- Fix obviously. Nice bung for Martin and everyone out in time to get the tube.
- Here's hoping Fury beats Klitchsko and then Joshua can knock out that pikey.
- In general, that sort of thing should always be a penalty, imo.
- That is why they're going to win the league.
- modd
- How is that not a foul?
- Don't mention it man!!!! We love it when you take our money!
- Where's that pathetic wum who was giving it large after our world-beating win at Everton?
- Those spawney c**ts are going to win 1-0 again, aren't they ?
- the truth is that we probably could not have caught leicester anyway. they've forgotten how to lose.
- Lester really aren't that much better than us. They've just worked out what central defenders do
- Geddin!
- Thank God for Leicester!
- Our main target is to try and catch Spurs
- Spurs - man u delayed as utd bus stuck in traffic. Jose ain't even boss yet
- Looks like Pochettino has nailed the final audition for the United job.
- God help me I've just had an apocalyptic nightmare vision of the future. Tottenham's first
- Well our last 16 exit in the champions league is all but guaranteed for next season.
- fantastic result. Our boys be dancing in the strets of Potter;s Bra this may. Beter squard then you
- What is the opposite of St Tott's Day?
- Tottenham playing like a team convinced they can finish second.
- We're on course to finish ten points behind Leicester. How utterly embarrassing.
- Next week we will unleash Jack on Palace.
- On Saturday morning, I awoke after a night out with something of a hangover and discovered that, at
- Well. the golf and the rugby were good at the weekend
- My partner has wet dreams – is there anything we can do to stop them?
- What's happened to the Premier league? It's tuned into a right pile of ****
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