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- I saw this and it reminded me of an awimb thread earlier this week.
- Oh, FFS! I've just found out that, in the awards we're running, our judges appear to have chosen a
- I watched that thing about Dunblane the other night. f**k me it was bleak.
- I don't like to single out posters on AWIMB but...
- Blimey
- What do we do on Sunday then? Put out a full strength team knowing we might be little
- One for Sir Charlie here
- Pat Vegas is returning to Vegas
- Shrood move by the Poch to bail out of the Europa to try and win the league?
- You've got to feel for sacked Schteve MacLaren, havent you?
- Jonathan franzen. discuss.
- david foster wallace. go.
- I just can't get the image of Giroud's celebration out of my head - rocking the baby like that if it
- This is taking the piss >>>>
- This youngster strikes me as someone who might be prone to hit the woodwork
- Following on from the soldier being bum raped....
- The truth is that I do enjoy [the responsibility]. When I don't score goals I feel like I've failed
- Speaking of cats - My girlfriend and I want to get a pair. I've tried searching on Gumtree and it
- So, the inaugural season of Sir Ken Branagh's Theatre Company continues with The Painkiller.
- Come on the Royals
- EEEEAAAAGGGGLLLLLLEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
- Keith Emerson has died aged 71. ELP RIP
- Benitez is going to give Newcastle that new manager boost and take points off Leicester
- Shame I miss a rather literary Friday on awimb. Just to confirm The Corrections is a great novel,
- Bollox! Got to go drinking again, pub crawl as well
- Nothing to say, other than: Funky Town!
- I recently joined Costco. f**king good imo
- I must say scholes is a real pain in the ass. If I were lvg I'd want to choke him out.
- Tried to get into the Trump rally here today. No chance
- I dreamt last night we won 1-3 at Barcelona. Last time I had a football dream I got it right.
- If you look at Maria Sharapova's pics she's as blonde as my ass. Big black eyebrows = big black bush
- f**king fiesty welsh c**tz
- That was some goal from Lukaku. Wish we had a No.9 who could slalom through defenders and finish,
- looooooooooooooooooool
- I hope we don't have to face Everton.
- Now Barry is off and misses our game
- Great weekend for arsenal.
- Watching the 6 Nations must be what watching 2nd Div footie feels like.
- Costa has bit him and then hugged him
- He's coming, boys
- Titi at it already, welcome Zlatan
- F A don't even know there own history, bunch of tossers
- I didn't know Messi did stand up these days
- Plenty of people seem to think the Watford game is a gimme. What the f**k? This kind
- Oooh. Close to full strength. Only the two FBs rested. Do you think the Chavs going out has made
- Everton away on Saturday at 12:45. How unfair.
- Giroud
- That's a load of old ****, imo.
- How does off-side work? Is it any part of the body or is it feet? Olly's knee was off, but feet
- Why do we always f**king kick it out when some c**t is feigning injury
- Weere starting to get scrappy. Come on Arsenal.
- Do we have more idiots in our squad than other teams?
- Good to see the new boy is up to our standards
- Lucky not to get a red there.
- The Egyptian John Jensen. He'll never score.
- When's the replay ?..neither of these teams are scoring f**k all today
- How can you yellow card for time wasting and then only add on 2 minutes, 2 mins is standard.
- Gabriel needs to get some control. He's so far away when he commits to those tackles
- Gabriel, another in a long line of red-card idiots. Hope he realizes how lucky he is to still be on.
- Starting to think Gabriel might be a dud
- Awful defending.
- Gabriel started off well but has morphed into a complete bostonbrian on Djourou levels.
- Wow, Gabriel isn't a very good player, is he? This is about the tenth time this has happened
- Theo one of our "big hitters" on the bench
- I'd start using Chambers at CB. Long term project, but worth a go
- My god Mertesacker.......what a big f**king retard he is
- That looked like a foul on Campbell in the box there. 2-0...f**k off
- Did anyone see how Gibbs just stood there when he lost that? f**king pathetic.
- Oh well. Game over.
- Sooo, who do we want in the semi now that Chelsea are out, eh?
- Ozil is a ****er...runs into two men and then throws his hands up....I couldn't go to these games
- **** goalkeeping there :prayforArsene:
- It's a good thing we played Hull in the week otherwise Giroud wouldn't have scored for the
- Theo on ..thank God
- Which jinxing c**t said our name is on the cup? It's not now.
- Elneny off and with him any chance of a shot from outside the area unless Alexis hits one.
- At least Hector and Nacho will be fresh for Barca, eh?
- A goal worthy of ending the Wenger era
- How much do you reckon we'll get for Ozil?
- I'll give it another 10 mins. If we don't score in that time I'm quitting football fandom.
- Is it the fans fault again?
- Goodbye AWIMB. Goodbye football.
- Cheers Welbz, you just got me a PPPL point
- The fan that flies his helicopter from South Africa won't be happy seeing these muppets...
- Soft-centered, fanny dancing, tippy tappy, gutless, spoiled, millonaire ****cvnts every one
- Jesus Christ.
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- Whoops
- WD Watford. Take a walk Wenger
- WENGER OUT!!!
- PLEASE GO NOW ! ENOUGH IS ENOUGH !
- So how much booing and hissing was there towards the end of that debacle?
- He played well when he came on, but how the f**k did Welbeck miss this?
- How many more games we gonna have to watch where we don't have any tactics?
- the league is back on !!
- I'd rather see Spurs win the league than watch this **** year after year
- "Highbury didn't die for this" - well said, whoever wrote it.
- His claim to fame is he built a stadium....
- The new trend in winning soccerball is going against Arsene
- At least we haven't got to endure another ropey semi final at Wembley
- Well, we can take positives from those last 10 mins of inimitable spirit and urgency and also
- I just feel sad and sorry for him when I look at Wenger now.
- Well, only one thing left now and that is to pray Leicester win the League. Starting
- f**king geddin!
- Arsene is hitting his target. 4th place with minimum expediture. What's your problem awimb?
- some of you old school chaps may remember that in a bizarre turn of events, we once played Watford
- >>>>>>
- It's hard to believe the we actually beat table toppers Leicester twice.
- Some players have performed admirably this season, it has to be said, the likes of
- To the Wenger outers, who should replace him?
- Is there any point in wanting a new manager when the owner just sees the club as a cash-cow franchis
- I just heard AW say how well he thought we played the dopey, senile, Learesque, deranged old
- it's almost like it was written for us
- Thoughts on fa cup exist
- ... sit up, go to your windows, open them and stick you head out and yell,
- Oh well, the in-laws are all very happy
- Anyone notice the growing popularity of Henry as the next manager :-/
- so if 82% want him gone at the end of the season, do the other 18% want him gone now
- He's off in the summer, isnt he?
- Cruft's is weird, isn't it? How the f**k do you judge a dog to be 'the best'?
- It's always darkest before the dawn
- So our batsmen can't play left arm pace or leg spin even when
- Santi will be our saviour. Giroud can be f**ked off to the reserves to find some form. Theo told to
- Stan has been exposed as a cheapskate again . Trying to get the Rams players contracts under Missour
- We're going to win 3-0 in Barcelona. That will f**k the narrative
- it's all right, I'm at peace. essentially this has become a john woo movie. giroud or someone needs
- Jorge Sampaoli with Arteta as his assistant.
- As a side note one of my disappointments this season is that I haven't made more money off of us
- Game of Thrones Histories and Lore
- Fortunate to be at Butlins instead of the game Sunday. What happened?
- I feel it's the end an era.
- For the first time since I got them I'm seriously contemplating giving up my season tickets.
- So a lot of the kvetching, ire and opprobrium seems to be coming down on Kroenke's bewigged head
- hey! so you f*ggots get a lot of rain over there, right? what's your selection of trenchcoat? I'm
- Phwoarrrr, get in!
- Kronke OUT OUT OUT
- What the ****ting hell do we want from this match?
- Sir Peter Maxwell Davies RIP. I saw him just a few weeks ago.
- Leicester just need to keep it in the corner...
- Still can't quite believe a bunch of c**ts who were in a relegation battle this time
- Stan Kroenke a finalist for Sports Executive of the Year
- 13 point swing in 2 months
- Well that wasn't exactly the FA Cup draw I'd hoped for
- Overhead kick! That is so so sixties, the man thinks he's Denis Law. Thank God no Arsenal striker
- Nice interview with Dani Alves in the Guardian.
- There was a moment last night when Morgan went up for a corner and said something to Vardy. Vardy
- PSRB - any chance of sorting me an interview with PJ for the Cup Semi
- OK, regardless of whether you want him gone or not, will AW be our manager next season?
- Why is Kroenke now the man to blame? Why would he make our players
- I sense there's not very much hope, expectation or dreams about tomorrow's bum-raping, is there?
- Who has been to Sardina? How is it? Good walking? I know the beaches are superb etc.
- Apart from the miss I bloody love Welbeck.
- Anybody got any holidays booked?
- When do we get our new shiny interface, then?
- Kompster gone
- "I think the Premier League is quite open - much more than people think it is."
- Some pretty desperate comments rolling out of the press conference..
- Joan Bakewell - wrong to suggest that anorexia is narcissistic?
- "I built this club with hard work... and without any help from anybody.”
- Be rude to not have a little chuckle at India's complete capitulation in the cricket
- Season's over. Modd didn't log on last night after Leicester's win. If he's given up the fat lady's
- I've been 'mutually consented' by rihanna. jk. I lie like a rug. bitch was begging for it.
- I'm looking forward to tomorrow's match as much as I would be if I was visiting a dying relative.
- The thing is, if we could possibly - POSSIBLY - eek out 7 wins from our last 9
- trump, trump, trump.
- watched: inception (awesome), repo man (fvcking rad), sicario (meh).
- Ruby Ruby Ruby Ruby
- The Arsenal are at 10/1* tonight
- One of the columnists for the main newspaper over here did a piece on The Lion King being facism. I
- not as bad as the media make it sound
- Given the choice, would you rather be Kikuyu or Maasai?
- Arsene he doesnt help himself does he?
- NB52 latest >>>>
- I see the piss throwers have now been banned from Cheltenham..
- Happy Birthday Theo! What's everyones favourite TJ moment? Here's mine:
- Beer duty frozen
- WD Gatland imo..typical Kiwi..Gypsy boy is just banter bet guardian now blacklist him
- Let's hope a miracle happens and we win, but what kind of defeat tonight would...
- I am suddenly filled with a bright, burning optimism about tonight!
- Just got an email alert for a job: Senior Drilling Engineer
- The owner and top brass are over from the states.
- Everyone would rather we won on Saturday than went through tonight, right?
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- we're saved!! Football's forgotten man Diaby finally ready to play again.
- I've got to say something about Game of Thrones that's been bothering me.
- So this American chap who's been sentenced to 15 years hard labour in North Korea...
- It will be like watching an execution today. Unless we win 3-0.
- Oh. Barcelona score lots and lots of goals, I see.
- Do you think Jamie Oliver dyes his hair or has he gone prematurely mauve?
- Glad to report Aknhaten was well worth the watch. Visually striking if lyrically baffling.
- Flamini and Iwobi
- This is going to be harder to watch than an Isis beheading video
- Oh well...
- juventus doing well ive been watching that..sensible option
- Once again our bostonbrian defenders give away a soft goal.
- Adios! it's time to go home.
- When did this holding hands with little kids practice start? Is it done to honour *****philes
- Well that was good
- GGOOOOAAALLL THATS HOW YOU f**kINDO IT!Awesome finish
- The time has come to unleash the alchemy and ballistic pace that is Theo! Watch the collective
- f**kING SHOOT YOU c**tS!!!!!
- If we could, just for a couple of minutes, stop being so bloody mediocre
- Great goal.
- GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLL
- The Old Lady of Turin raises her skirst and shows there's still a decent clunge-piece under there
- Ollie Ollie Ollie!!!
- Ah
- I think we'll get another goal here to really test their sphincters
- Shinned it.
- Arsene looking towards the weekend now bringing on those two.
- For each rare flash of execellence there's a catalogue of poor touches, possession
- As good as they are. I do get the feeing the overdo and milk their celebrating
- If only Walcott had a first touch.
- I'll leave Wenger alone if he buys a proper striker.
- Ok performance but only at 1-1 did they look a bt flustered. With better finishing we might have got
- Oh well, at least we came out of tonight with some pride, and most of our arsehole, intact
- I need cheering up, I'm playing my modd card
- Thank f**k that's all the titles out the way can concentrate on 4th place cup
- Positives from tonight. Iwobi and Elneny both looked good, Welbeck did well up front,
- Judge me at the end of the season
- Lest we forget: that was some goal by Elneny.
- Juventus must be sick as a pappagallo. They came damn close.
- We looked alright. Shame we only play with drive and initiative for lost causes.
- Frank Sinatra's died again
- If Wenger goes down, he goes down based on what he considers his greatest strength
- Ok, thats all done and dusted, so lets get on with winning the league
- So proud of the lads tonight
- I watched the last 10 mins of the Bayern Munich v Juventus game
- After the game, Howard Webb gave a very clear and simple explanation for why, if Mascherano did make
- Elneny was great last night. He's only real weakness is probably his physicality, which
- Daniels gone... 77
- I'm just not having it with Suarez's volley last night. It was a mi****. Proper shin/top of ankle.
- Anyone else agree with the co-commentator, whoever he was, last night,
- How is everyone's #banter this morning?
- Who said American policeman lack intuition - great detective work here
- NarcissismWIMB
- Most off-putting headline ever
- So, this Cat Smith 'woman', who looks capable of sucking the joy out of any given scenario.
- There appears to be a Russ Meyer movie in place of tonights episode of EastEnders
- Aubameyang and Pogba will take us some way to becoming world-beaters.
- Re Barca and RM not getting injuries
- Can Everton be jinxed?
- Would it mark me out as a sad individual to say I'm addicted to this guy's CM 01/02 game articles?
- So long since I have been to Everton.... best place to park
- Wordwimb. Synonyms for the word puppet? I know marionette but I'm sure there is another word. Also
- Someone just called me a cnut been ages since had a good boilerroom call like that 12:45 kick off? Leicester at Palace? Spurs at home to Bournemouth?
- I cant help but feel that this is missing some sort of point
- I might be getting two kittens tomorrow This means that I have plenty of distraction from
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